This is a story that I'll add onto every once in a while. There'll be no kinky stuff in here. Just your standard multi-chapter story.
Chapter 1
Section 1 (1/14/2023)
There once was a Lucario named Sebastian. He was walking down a street until suddenly, a man grabbed Sebastian by his tail and brought him over to a dark alley way. Sebastian was scared that the men would do something bad to him. But before he could run off, the man yelled something.
?????: Wait! You don't understand, I need your help!
Sebastian: Not in a million years.
?????: This is urgent, please!
Sebastian continues to run off to find police. That was when the man was desperate. He threw a portal box Infront of Sebastian's way, causing him to be sucked in. The man follows Sebastian into the portal right as it begins to disappear.
After some dimension hopping shenanigans. The two fall onto the ground to the man's location.
Sebastian: Why did you do that?! Now we're stuck here forever!
?????: Sebastian, chill out man. It'll be okay.
Sebastian: How did you know my name?
?????: My name is Ethen. I am a historian.
Sebastian: Good for you. Now, WHY THE HELL DID YOU SEND ME HERE?!
Ethen: I'm getting to that. This is my dimension.
Sebastian: This is a different dimension? Don't look all that different.
Ethen: STOP INTERRUPTING ME. Anyways, I started to notice that the people in power here are nutjobs.
Sebastian: *Giggles*
Ethen: *Slaps Sebastian's face*. The government has been making some strict laws. Like for example, it's mandatory for everyone to carry around a ball of yarn.
Sebastian: Is that why you handed me this thing?
Ethen: Yes. They also force you to smell like fish.
Sebastian: So that isn't just you.
Ethen: Fine. If you're treating this like a joke. You can stay here in this strict dimension without my help.
Sebastian: I'm sorry! I'll stop!
Ethen: And quite possibly their stupidest rule is that all canines must be put down.
Sebastian *Gulp*
Ethen: That is why we need to find a disguise for you. Let's go to my place, we can chill out in there for now.
?????: Wait! You don't understand, I need your help!
Sebastian: Not in a million years.
?????: This is urgent, please!
Sebastian continues to run off to find police. That was when the man was desperate. He threw a portal box Infront of Sebastian's way, causing him to be sucked in. The man follows Sebastian into the portal right as it begins to disappear.
After some dimension hopping shenanigans. The two fall onto the ground to the man's location.
Sebastian: Why did you do that?! Now we're stuck here forever!
?????: Sebastian, chill out man. It'll be okay.
Sebastian: How did you know my name?
?????: My name is Ethen. I am a historian.
Sebastian: Good for you. Now, WHY THE HELL DID YOU SEND ME HERE?!
Ethen: I'm getting to that. This is my dimension.
Sebastian: This is a different dimension? Don't look all that different.
Ethen: STOP INTERRUPTING ME. Anyways, I started to notice that the people in power here are nutjobs.
Sebastian: *Giggles*
Ethen: *Slaps Sebastian's face*. The government has been making some strict laws. Like for example, it's mandatory for everyone to carry around a ball of yarn.
Sebastian: Is that why you handed me this thing?
Ethen: Yes. They also force you to smell like fish.
Sebastian: So that isn't just you.
Ethen: Fine. If you're treating this like a joke. You can stay here in this strict dimension without my help.
Sebastian: I'm sorry! I'll stop!
Ethen: And quite possibly their stupidest rule is that all canines must be put down.
Sebastian *Gulp*
Ethen: That is why we need to find a disguise for you. Let's go to my place, we can chill out in there for now.
Section 2 (1/15/2023)
Sebastian and Ethen walk across the town to get to Ethen's place. But when they get there, they face a challenge, the door.
Sebastian: Where's the door handle?
Ethen: In this dimension, our doors are more advanced than your doors. Instead of opening a door knob to get in. You instead swipe a card that automatically opens the door for you.
Sebastian: That's so cool!
Ethen: And, it can only be opened using this key!
Sebastian: Umm, Ethen. What key?
Ethen: Fudge! I must've forgotten to bring my door card!
Sebastian: Hmm, I can try to slide through the air vent and get inside.
Ethen: Considering your body, you'd probably get stuck.
Sebastian: Are you calling me fat?!
Ethen: No no no! You're a Lucario right? Use one of your powers against the door.
Sebastian: I can only use them against other Pokémon, not doors.
Ethen: *Stuffs Sebastian in his shirt*
Elliot: Hey there Ethen!
Ethen: Hi Elliot. What are you doing here?
Elliot: Well, I saw that you forgot your door card. So I wanted to bring it to you.
Ethen: Thank you very much!
Elliot: Also, I don't want to be rude, but what's with your stomach?
Ethen: I'm trying a high-calorie diet. I heard it cleans out your bo... Ouch! *Puts his head in his shirt* Sebastian, you need to stop poking me with your chest spike!
Elliot: Who's Sebastian?
Ethen: He's a lizard I'm looking after for a while.
Elliot: Awwwww! I love reptiles. Can I please see him?
Ethen: No! And goodbye!
The two settle inside the house. But before Ethen can go get the disguise, Sebastian has a couple questions for him.
Sebastian: Alright buddy, you better answer these questions truthfully!
Ethen: Alright, sure whatever.
Sebastian: Firstly, why did you choose me to kidnap?
Ethen: Firstly, I didn't kidnap you. Secondly, I saw an ancient prophecy...
Sebastian: Let me guess, it says you needed a strong Lucario to come and save the day.
Ethen: Actually, you were one of the last people it recommended to come along. But everyone else was either dead or in retirement.
Sebastian: And secondly, are you going to use me for your sexual pleasures?
Ethen: Sebastian, for the last time, no! If I was going to do that I, defiantly would've done so already. Now, you stay here while I go over to the disguises shop. DO NOT let anybody know you're here!
Sebastian: I'll be on my best behavior! *Accidentally knocks down a vase*
Ethen: Ugh, this'll be a long day.
Sebastian: Where's the door handle?
Ethen: In this dimension, our doors are more advanced than your doors. Instead of opening a door knob to get in. You instead swipe a card that automatically opens the door for you.
Sebastian: That's so cool!
Ethen: And, it can only be opened using this key!
Sebastian: Umm, Ethen. What key?
Ethen: Fudge! I must've forgotten to bring my door card!
Sebastian: Hmm, I can try to slide through the air vent and get inside.
Ethen: Considering your body, you'd probably get stuck.
Sebastian: Are you calling me fat?!
Ethen: No no no! You're a Lucario right? Use one of your powers against the door.
Sebastian: I can only use them against other Pokémon, not doors.
Ethen: *Stuffs Sebastian in his shirt*
Elliot: Hey there Ethen!
Ethen: Hi Elliot. What are you doing here?
Elliot: Well, I saw that you forgot your door card. So I wanted to bring it to you.
Ethen: Thank you very much!
Elliot: Also, I don't want to be rude, but what's with your stomach?
Ethen: I'm trying a high-calorie diet. I heard it cleans out your bo... Ouch! *Puts his head in his shirt* Sebastian, you need to stop poking me with your chest spike!
Elliot: Who's Sebastian?
Ethen: He's a lizard I'm looking after for a while.
Elliot: Awwwww! I love reptiles. Can I please see him?
Ethen: No! And goodbye!
The two settle inside the house. But before Ethen can go get the disguise, Sebastian has a couple questions for him.
Sebastian: Alright buddy, you better answer these questions truthfully!
Ethen: Alright, sure whatever.
Sebastian: Firstly, why did you choose me to kidnap?
Ethen: Firstly, I didn't kidnap you. Secondly, I saw an ancient prophecy...
Sebastian: Let me guess, it says you needed a strong Lucario to come and save the day.
Ethen: Actually, you were one of the last people it recommended to come along. But everyone else was either dead or in retirement.
Sebastian: And secondly, are you going to use me for your sexual pleasures?
Ethen: Sebastian, for the last time, no! If I was going to do that I, defiantly would've done so already. Now, you stay here while I go over to the disguises shop. DO NOT let anybody know you're here!
Sebastian: I'll be on my best behavior! *Accidentally knocks down a vase*
Ethen: Ugh, this'll be a long day.
Section 3 (1/16/2023)
Ethen goes to the local supermarket to find Sebastian a disguise. Sebastian stays at Ethen's house to avoid being caught.
Sebastian: I've only been here for like 5 minutes and I'm board out of my mind! I wonder if TVs exist in this dimension.
[Right at that moment, the TV turns on to propaganda. Sebastian is startled by this and runs behind the couch in the living room.]
Sebastian: Wow, I guess TVs are automatically turned on when you want them to. This dimension is way better than mine.
????? on TV: Greetings citizens! It is I, your president. There have been reports that some people have spotted a weird blue jackal creature roaming around.
Sebastian: Uh oh...
????? on TV: You hopefully all know by now that all canines must be exterminated. So if you see this creature. Make sure to bring them down to a post office. They'll be a pretty big reward to whoever finds it. SO FIND THEM! That is all. Oh wait! I forgot. If you want to act like a "hero" and protect this abomination...
Sebastian: Abomination?!
????? on TV:...then just note that you'll be spending the rest of your life rotting away in maximum security prison. That is all!
Ethen: Hey there Seb. You didn't break anything, good boy!
Sebastian: Okay, great. Now bring me the costume!
Ethen: Alright, here it is.
Sebastian: Ewww! I'm not going to dress up like a disgusting cat!
Ethen: Sorry dude. It's the only costume that's your size. Plus, you already kind of look like a cat.
Sebastian: Stop! You're going to make me barf!
Toilet: Did someone say they're going to barf!?
[The Toilet pulls out a hand and brings Sebastian over to it. It tries to dig his head over it. It ends with him having his upper body stuck in the toilet, with Ethen pulling him out.]
Sebastian: What the hell was that?
Ethen: I forgot to tell you. The toilet has voice commands.
Sebastian: Isn't that a bit overboard?
Ethen: It has it's times of failure. But it can be really important sometimes. Anyways, we need to run some errands. I need some new parts to build some tools.
Sebastian: Wait, your an engineer?
Ethen: Yep, how do you think my house is so advanced?
Sebastian: Didn't you say that the door key was in everyone's houses?
Ethen: It is. But the automatic toilet is my own creation.
Sebastian: And so is the automatic TV?
Ethen: Yep. I guess you must've found the TV yourself.
Sebastian: So you're an engineer yet you always forget your door key?
Ethen: Come on, let's go.
[Ethen grabs Sebastian's arm and brings him out of the house with the cat suit on.]
Sebastian: I've only been here for like 5 minutes and I'm board out of my mind! I wonder if TVs exist in this dimension.
[Right at that moment, the TV turns on to propaganda. Sebastian is startled by this and runs behind the couch in the living room.]
Sebastian: Wow, I guess TVs are automatically turned on when you want them to. This dimension is way better than mine.
????? on TV: Greetings citizens! It is I, your president. There have been reports that some people have spotted a weird blue jackal creature roaming around.
Sebastian: Uh oh...
????? on TV: You hopefully all know by now that all canines must be exterminated. So if you see this creature. Make sure to bring them down to a post office. They'll be a pretty big reward to whoever finds it. SO FIND THEM! That is all. Oh wait! I forgot. If you want to act like a "hero" and protect this abomination...
Sebastian: Abomination?!
????? on TV:...then just note that you'll be spending the rest of your life rotting away in maximum security prison. That is all!
Ethen: Hey there Seb. You didn't break anything, good boy!
Sebastian: Okay, great. Now bring me the costume!
Ethen: Alright, here it is.
Sebastian: Ewww! I'm not going to dress up like a disgusting cat!
Ethen: Sorry dude. It's the only costume that's your size. Plus, you already kind of look like a cat.
Sebastian: Stop! You're going to make me barf!
Toilet: Did someone say they're going to barf!?
[The Toilet pulls out a hand and brings Sebastian over to it. It tries to dig his head over it. It ends with him having his upper body stuck in the toilet, with Ethen pulling him out.]
Sebastian: What the hell was that?
Ethen: I forgot to tell you. The toilet has voice commands.
Sebastian: Isn't that a bit overboard?
Ethen: It has it's times of failure. But it can be really important sometimes. Anyways, we need to run some errands. I need some new parts to build some tools.
Sebastian: Wait, your an engineer?
Ethen: Yep, how do you think my house is so advanced?
Sebastian: Didn't you say that the door key was in everyone's houses?
Ethen: It is. But the automatic toilet is my own creation.
Sebastian: And so is the automatic TV?
Ethen: Yep. I guess you must've found the TV yourself.
Sebastian: So you're an engineer yet you always forget your door key?
Ethen: Come on, let's go.
[Ethen grabs Sebastian's arm and brings him out of the house with the cat suit on.]
Section 4 (1/17/2023)
Sebastian and Ethen are walking around town trying to find parts for some of Ethen's new inventions.
Sebastian: How long is this going to take? I do not want to be in this horrid cat costume for any longer.
Ethen: Keep your shirt on. I only need a few parts. It should only take us half an hour tops.
Sebastian: *groans*
Ethen: The first part, or should I say, material, on the list is diamond.
Sebastian: Good luck finding that.
Ethen: *Laughs hysterically* Are you kidding? Diamond is worthless ever since that idiot Andrew Cripperson crashed the diamond market.
[Sebastian suddenly stops in the middle of the street.]
Ethen: Did I offend you?
Sebastian: Andrew was a name of a friend I had back in my dimension. He's a Cinderence.
Ethen: Really? Cinderences are my favorite Pokémon! Do you miss him?
Sebastian: Big time. Me and him were the best of friends. We first met when we were just children. And we did everything together.
Ethen: I know how it feels. There's this girl I'm into named Elizabeth. She is so beautiful and has such a happy spirit. But she belongs to the rich class, there's a line that separates us from being together.
Sebastian: Okay, first off, I'm not gay. Andrew is just a friend to me.
Ethen: Riggghhhhhttt, just a frinnnddddd.
Sebastian: Cut that off! And secondly, belonging to a different social class and being in a different dimension are two totally different ball games.
Ethen: Well it isn't in this dimension! Wealth is everything according to the government.
Sebastian: Weren't we looking for diamond?
Ethen: Oh yeah, we were. I found some on the ground! Just goes to show how useless this stuff is. Our next item on the list is a very rare one: Sugar!
Sebastian: Sugar is rare in this dimension? And why do you need it to build stuff?
Ethen: I need something to get me through the engineering process. Now where on Earth am I going to find some?
Elliot: Hello Ethen! I see you got a new cat.
Ethen: What? I mean, yes! I have a new cat! His name is Se...
Sebastian: *Waves his arms around*
Ethen:...an! Sean the cat! Say, do you have any sugar?
Elliot: Well yes. But it's a very small amount.
Ethen: Can I have it?
Elliot: Well, it's a very rare material.
Ethen: Pleasssssssssse?
Elliot: Alright, you can have it.
[Elliot steps back a little and accidently steps on Sebastian's tail.]
Sebastian: AHHHHHHHHHH! MY TAIL!
Elliot: Your cat can talk?!
Sebastian: *Whispers to Ethen* Please don't blow my cover
Ethen: No, that was me. I'm a furry and I like talking like that to get me in the muwument.
Elliot: Uhh, okay. You be you I suppose. See you later!
Ethen: You owe me big time for that! Now, the last part is some steel, which is also pretty rare.
[Ethen looks at Sebastian's chestspike with a smile.]
Ethen: It's time to repay me for acting like a furry.
Sebastian: *gulp*
Sebastian: How long is this going to take? I do not want to be in this horrid cat costume for any longer.
Ethen: Keep your shirt on. I only need a few parts. It should only take us half an hour tops.
Sebastian: *groans*
Ethen: The first part, or should I say, material, on the list is diamond.
Sebastian: Good luck finding that.
Ethen: *Laughs hysterically* Are you kidding? Diamond is worthless ever since that idiot Andrew Cripperson crashed the diamond market.
[Sebastian suddenly stops in the middle of the street.]
Ethen: Did I offend you?
Sebastian: Andrew was a name of a friend I had back in my dimension. He's a Cinderence.
Ethen: Really? Cinderences are my favorite Pokémon! Do you miss him?
Sebastian: Big time. Me and him were the best of friends. We first met when we were just children. And we did everything together.
Ethen: I know how it feels. There's this girl I'm into named Elizabeth. She is so beautiful and has such a happy spirit. But she belongs to the rich class, there's a line that separates us from being together.
Sebastian: Okay, first off, I'm not gay. Andrew is just a friend to me.
Ethen: Riggghhhhhttt, just a frinnnddddd.
Sebastian: Cut that off! And secondly, belonging to a different social class and being in a different dimension are two totally different ball games.
Ethen: Well it isn't in this dimension! Wealth is everything according to the government.
Sebastian: Weren't we looking for diamond?
Ethen: Oh yeah, we were. I found some on the ground! Just goes to show how useless this stuff is. Our next item on the list is a very rare one: Sugar!
Sebastian: Sugar is rare in this dimension? And why do you need it to build stuff?
Ethen: I need something to get me through the engineering process. Now where on Earth am I going to find some?
Elliot: Hello Ethen! I see you got a new cat.
Ethen: What? I mean, yes! I have a new cat! His name is Se...
Sebastian: *Waves his arms around*
Ethen:...an! Sean the cat! Say, do you have any sugar?
Elliot: Well yes. But it's a very small amount.
Ethen: Can I have it?
Elliot: Well, it's a very rare material.
Ethen: Pleasssssssssse?
Elliot: Alright, you can have it.
[Elliot steps back a little and accidently steps on Sebastian's tail.]
Sebastian: AHHHHHHHHHH! MY TAIL!
Elliot: Your cat can talk?!
Sebastian: *Whispers to Ethen* Please don't blow my cover
Ethen: No, that was me. I'm a furry and I like talking like that to get me in the muwument.
Elliot: Uhh, okay. You be you I suppose. See you later!
Ethen: You owe me big time for that! Now, the last part is some steel, which is also pretty rare.
[Ethen looks at Sebastian's chestspike with a smile.]
Ethen: It's time to repay me for acting like a furry.
Sebastian: *gulp*
Section 5 (1/18/2023)
Sebastian and Ethen return to Ethen's house. Sebastian is dreading this, because they need to cut a piece of his chestspike for the final part on their list.
Sebastian: Do we really need to do this? Surely there's another place where we can find steel.
Ethen: Sorry. But this is payback for what happened earlier. And besides, I doubt we'll find steel like we did sugar. Now, are you ready for this?
Sebastian: I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
Ethen: Good. Cause here we go!
Sebastian: WAIT!
Ethen: What is it?
Sebastian: Could you hand me some water please?
Ethen: Sure. Here you go. Now, let's actually get started!
Sebastian: WAIT!!
Ethen: What?!
Sebastian: Could you give me some medicine to get me unconscious?
Ethen: Your chestspike isn't connected to any nerves. So you'll be fine. If I accidently cut some of your body, super sorry in advance. Okay, let's finally begin!
Sebastian: WAIT!!!
Ethen: FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING. WHAT IS IT NOW?!?!
Sebastian: Could you put something on the TV while we do this?
Ethen: You know what, forget it! Throughout this entire thing, you were just joking around and not treating this seriously. You can just go, I'll fight the government myself!
[Sebastian walks away slowly with his head down.]
Ethen: Maybe I was a little too harsh on the little guy. He probably just doesn't get how serious this all is.
?????: Or maybe he's just scared of what you'll do to him.
Ethen: Huh? Who was that?
Ethen's Conscious: I'm your conscious. Now, have you noticed how you throughout this whole thing, you were treating Sebastian as some sort of object?
Ethen: What do you mean?!
Ethen's Conscious: You were just about to cut his chestspike.
Ethen: But I need the steel!
Ethen's Conscious: Do you really? You've got plenty of it here. I think you owe Sebastian an apology. I mean a real one, not a "Fake apology to get out of trouble" one.
Ethen: You're right. Thanks conscious. You've saved me once again!
Ethen's conscious: And he said I was useless after I tried to talk him out of using Elliot as a test experiment.
Ethen runs downstairs. He sees Sebastian on the couch with a picture frame.
Ethen: Is that Andrew?
Sebastian: Yep. I miss him so much. I don't want to do anything more than to see him again.
Ethen: Did you always have that frame with you? I mean. Sebastian. I'm very sorry about the way I yelled at you, and for how I was about to cut your chestspike.
Sebastian: It's okay.
Ethen: Are you going to cry? Do I need to bring a tissue.
Sebastian: Nope. I never cry. Once I accidently cut my own hand paw, and I didn't cry even a little. It's like it's impossible for me to.
Ethen: You know. I've never had a roommate before. And it'll take a while for the government to catch onto us. How about we just go have some fun for now?
Sebastian: Well, I really want to get home and see Andrew again.
Ethen: But we can have fun together! I promise, I'll get you back home in at the last a month or two!
Sebastian: Well, in that case, sure.
Ethen: Yes! I thought we would start by having a sleepover tonight downstairs.
Ethen continues to ramble on about all the things him and Sebastian will do together.
Sebastian: Do we really need to do this? Surely there's another place where we can find steel.
Ethen: Sorry. But this is payback for what happened earlier. And besides, I doubt we'll find steel like we did sugar. Now, are you ready for this?
Sebastian: I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
Ethen: Good. Cause here we go!
Sebastian: WAIT!
Ethen: What is it?
Sebastian: Could you hand me some water please?
Ethen: Sure. Here you go. Now, let's actually get started!
Sebastian: WAIT!!
Ethen: What?!
Sebastian: Could you give me some medicine to get me unconscious?
Ethen: Your chestspike isn't connected to any nerves. So you'll be fine. If I accidently cut some of your body, super sorry in advance. Okay, let's finally begin!
Sebastian: WAIT!!!
Ethen: FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING. WHAT IS IT NOW?!?!
Sebastian: Could you put something on the TV while we do this?
Ethen: You know what, forget it! Throughout this entire thing, you were just joking around and not treating this seriously. You can just go, I'll fight the government myself!
[Sebastian walks away slowly with his head down.]
Ethen: Maybe I was a little too harsh on the little guy. He probably just doesn't get how serious this all is.
?????: Or maybe he's just scared of what you'll do to him.
Ethen: Huh? Who was that?
Ethen's Conscious: I'm your conscious. Now, have you noticed how you throughout this whole thing, you were treating Sebastian as some sort of object?
Ethen: What do you mean?!
Ethen's Conscious: You were just about to cut his chestspike.
Ethen: But I need the steel!
Ethen's Conscious: Do you really? You've got plenty of it here. I think you owe Sebastian an apology. I mean a real one, not a "Fake apology to get out of trouble" one.
Ethen: You're right. Thanks conscious. You've saved me once again!
Ethen's conscious: And he said I was useless after I tried to talk him out of using Elliot as a test experiment.
Ethen runs downstairs. He sees Sebastian on the couch with a picture frame.
Ethen: Is that Andrew?
Sebastian: Yep. I miss him so much. I don't want to do anything more than to see him again.
Ethen: Did you always have that frame with you? I mean. Sebastian. I'm very sorry about the way I yelled at you, and for how I was about to cut your chestspike.
Sebastian: It's okay.
Ethen: Are you going to cry? Do I need to bring a tissue.
Sebastian: Nope. I never cry. Once I accidently cut my own hand paw, and I didn't cry even a little. It's like it's impossible for me to.
Ethen: You know. I've never had a roommate before. And it'll take a while for the government to catch onto us. How about we just go have some fun for now?
Sebastian: Well, I really want to get home and see Andrew again.
Ethen: But we can have fun together! I promise, I'll get you back home in at the last a month or two!
Sebastian: Well, in that case, sure.
Ethen: Yes! I thought we would start by having a sleepover tonight downstairs.
Ethen continues to ramble on about all the things him and Sebastian will do together.
Chapter 2
Section 1 (1/21/2023)
Sebastian and Ethen spend the next month doing fun stuff together. They went on roller-coasters, played video games together, watched movies together, and lots of other things. And although Sebastian still misses Andrew a lot, he now trusts Ethen and thinks of him as his friend rather then of a kidnapper who he's forced to team up with. Ethen also enjoys having Sebastian as his friend. He hasn't had anyone to hang out and do fun stuff with all his life.
Ethen brings Sebastian down to his basement.
Ethen: So, I've never shown you this before because I wanted to keep it a surprise.
Sebastian: You bright Andrew to this dimension?!
Ethen: No
Sebastian: Aww, I really miss him.
Ethen: I know you do. And trust me, the thing I'm going to show you is going to increase the chance of you going home tenfold!
Sebastian: Wait, don't you have a dimension travel device thingy?
Ethen: I only had enough power to bring you here. The only power source that charges it is over at where the government lives.
Sebastian: Of course. There always has to be some complicated explanation of why I need to stay here. It's like college all over again.
Ethen: Behold!
Ethen opens the door, and shows Sebastian his new inventions.
Ethen: Impressed?
Sebastian: I would be if I knew what these things did.
Ethen: This is a laser gun. It can destroy any material in it's way.
Ethen demonstrates the laser gun by pointing it at Sebastian and shooting it.
Sebastian: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Ethen: Hahahaha! You crack me up Seb! That's a toy laser gun that does nothing. This is the real laser gun. This next invention is a macro ray.
Sebastian: Macro ray?
Ethen again demonstrates the gun by pointing it at Sebastian and shooting it. Causing him to grow in size.
Sebastian: It's a little tight in here. My body really hurts!
Ethen: Next up is my micro ray!
Ethen again demonstrates... You know what, you probably get it by now.
Ethen: I saved the best one for last. My advanced grappling hook!
Sebastian: Why is it advanced?
Ethen: Watch this.
Ethen uses the grappling hook to do some platforming.
Sebastian: Wow, that's so cool!
Ethen: Yep! There is no way we can be stopped.
Sebastian: Don't jinx it!
Ethen: Sebastian, "jinx" doesn't exist. It's just a myth. Now, let's go get some sleep, we have a long day ahead of ourselves tomorrow.
Ethen brings Sebastian down to his basement.
Ethen: So, I've never shown you this before because I wanted to keep it a surprise.
Sebastian: You bright Andrew to this dimension?!
Ethen: No
Sebastian: Aww, I really miss him.
Ethen: I know you do. And trust me, the thing I'm going to show you is going to increase the chance of you going home tenfold!
Sebastian: Wait, don't you have a dimension travel device thingy?
Ethen: I only had enough power to bring you here. The only power source that charges it is over at where the government lives.
Sebastian: Of course. There always has to be some complicated explanation of why I need to stay here. It's like college all over again.
Ethen: Behold!
Ethen opens the door, and shows Sebastian his new inventions.
Ethen: Impressed?
Sebastian: I would be if I knew what these things did.
Ethen: This is a laser gun. It can destroy any material in it's way.
Ethen demonstrates the laser gun by pointing it at Sebastian and shooting it.
Sebastian: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Ethen: Hahahaha! You crack me up Seb! That's a toy laser gun that does nothing. This is the real laser gun. This next invention is a macro ray.
Sebastian: Macro ray?
Ethen again demonstrates the gun by pointing it at Sebastian and shooting it. Causing him to grow in size.
Sebastian: It's a little tight in here. My body really hurts!
Ethen: Next up is my micro ray!
Ethen again demonstrates... You know what, you probably get it by now.
Ethen: I saved the best one for last. My advanced grappling hook!
Sebastian: Why is it advanced?
Ethen: Watch this.
Ethen uses the grappling hook to do some platforming.
Sebastian: Wow, that's so cool!
Ethen: Yep! There is no way we can be stopped.
Sebastian: Don't jinx it!
Ethen: Sebastian, "jinx" doesn't exist. It's just a myth. Now, let's go get some sleep, we have a long day ahead of ourselves tomorrow.
Section 2 (1/25/2023)
Sebastian is watching TV in the living room, with a bowl of popcorn right beside him. Ethen comes rushing downstairs to tell Sebastian something, with a grin on his face.
Ethen: Seb! I was just invited to an IPOTTARABTITOCC meeting!
Sebastian: A what now?
Ethen: A Intelligent Peoples of This Town and Really Anywhere Because this is the Only City Conference!
Sebastian: Oh, it's a nerd thing. Count me out.
Ethen: No no no, it's more than that! Do you know where this year's conference is held at?
Sebastian: Well, I've read a lot of comics. So I know that the conference will be held at the government's building.
Ethen: Not quite. It'll be held at a electrical plant. But, the president and all the other important people will be there.
Sebastian: Awesome! Now we can beat their asses with our new gadgets!
Ethen: Well, I was just planning on having a talk with them about what they're doing.
Sebastian: Come on man! They're not going to listen. We need brute force!
Ethen: Now Sebastian, using brute force isn't going to work everytime.
Sebastian: It might not everytime. But here it will!
Ethen: You know what. You're right! Let's go get our weapons and go to the IPOTTARABTITOCC.
Sebastian puts on his cat costume. And Ethen grabs his inventions. The two leave the house before being greeted by their neighbor.
Elliot: Howdy you two! What are you using those weapons for?
Ethen: Shoot, I forgot to hide them! Heh heh, well. We were just going to a furry convention and roleplaying as people with dangerous weapons.
Elliot: If you're going to a furry convention, why don't you have a fursuit on?
Ethen: Humans count as animals, thank you very much.
Elliot: Well, okay. Have fun Ethen. Wait a minute! Your cat's spike costume is too sharp. Let me go fix that for him!
Elliot grabs a sawdust and dulls Sebastian's spike to a point where you can barely see it.
Elliot: There we go. Good as new!
Ethen: Alright, now can we leave now?
Elliot: Of course! Have fun you two!
Ethen: Heh, looks like your spike was cut off after all huh?
Sebastian: Do not fucking mention that. If I had the ability to cry I would be right now.
Ethen: Aww, sorry Seb. I was just trying to be funny. Want a hug?
Sebastian: I really need one right now. Thanks.
Ethen: Seb! I was just invited to an IPOTTARABTITOCC meeting!
Sebastian: A what now?
Ethen: A Intelligent Peoples of This Town and Really Anywhere Because this is the Only City Conference!
Sebastian: Oh, it's a nerd thing. Count me out.
Ethen: No no no, it's more than that! Do you know where this year's conference is held at?
Sebastian: Well, I've read a lot of comics. So I know that the conference will be held at the government's building.
Ethen: Not quite. It'll be held at a electrical plant. But, the president and all the other important people will be there.
Sebastian: Awesome! Now we can beat their asses with our new gadgets!
Ethen: Well, I was just planning on having a talk with them about what they're doing.
Sebastian: Come on man! They're not going to listen. We need brute force!
Ethen: Now Sebastian, using brute force isn't going to work everytime.
Sebastian: It might not everytime. But here it will!
Ethen: You know what. You're right! Let's go get our weapons and go to the IPOTTARABTITOCC.
Sebastian puts on his cat costume. And Ethen grabs his inventions. The two leave the house before being greeted by their neighbor.
Elliot: Howdy you two! What are you using those weapons for?
Ethen: Shoot, I forgot to hide them! Heh heh, well. We were just going to a furry convention and roleplaying as people with dangerous weapons.
Elliot: If you're going to a furry convention, why don't you have a fursuit on?
Ethen: Humans count as animals, thank you very much.
Elliot: Well, okay. Have fun Ethen. Wait a minute! Your cat's spike costume is too sharp. Let me go fix that for him!
Elliot grabs a sawdust and dulls Sebastian's spike to a point where you can barely see it.
Elliot: There we go. Good as new!
Ethen: Alright, now can we leave now?
Elliot: Of course! Have fun you two!
Ethen: Heh, looks like your spike was cut off after all huh?
Sebastian: Do not fucking mention that. If I had the ability to cry I would be right now.
Ethen: Aww, sorry Seb. I was just trying to be funny. Want a hug?
Sebastian: I really need one right now. Thanks.
Section 3 (1/26/2023)
Sebastian and Ethen head off to the electrical plant to get to the meeting. But right as they're about to enter, a bouncer stops them.
Sebastian: Oh boy, a bouncer. I'm sure this'll end good for us.
Bouncer: May I see your ID please?
Ethen: Yes! It is me, Ethen Brune. Now, if you excuse me.
Bouncer: Hold it! No pets inside the conference. We don't want another skunk fiasco again.
Ethen: Oh, alright. I'll leave my cat here and I'll go inside the building.
Ethen rushes to an alley next door and bangs on the wall to get Sebastian's attention.
Sebastian: So, how am I going to get in there?
Ethen: There's a vent that leads to the storage room. You'll slide through it and I'll be able to reach you in there.
Sebastian: Alright hands, don't let me down!
Sebastian begins to climb up, but clumsily falls down on his back.
Sebastian: That hurt! I'll accidentally kill myself if I tried to climb up there. Any other plans?
Ethen: Oooooh! You pretend to be a delivery man and deliver the doughmeat to us.
Sebastian: The what?
Ethen: You know, dough, sauce, cheese, pepperonis.
Sebastian: So pizza?
Ethen: Whatever it's called, just do it!
Sebastian comes back with a human delivery suit on and talk to the bouncer.
Sebastian: Hello sir! It is I, the delivery man. I am here to deliver doughmeat to the conference being held here today.
Bouncer: Well aright. You delivery boys have a very rough job. I don't want to make it any harder for you.
Sebastian: I'm a delivery man!
Bounder: Alright, delivery man. Here you go.
?????: Hold it! Not so fast imposter!
Sebastian: An imposter? I'm a real delivery man delivering doughmeats!
?????: No you're not. How do I know? Because I AM the real delivery man!
Sebastian: Oh fuck
Real Delivery Man: Bouncer, you know what to do!
Bouncer: You fake being a delivery man?! How dare you! They are treated like trash everyday. A creature like you deserves physical pain.
Sebastian: *gulp*
The bouncer beats Sebastian to a pulp. Sebastian goes back over to Ethen.
Ethen: So, how did it go?
Sebastian: How did you think? I don't think I can sit for a week.
Ethen: Actually, bruises like that take way longer.
Sebastian: I don't think so.
Ethen: Are you questioning my biology knowledge?!
Ethen opens up a door between the two to scorn Sebastian.
Sebastian: The door was unlocked the whole time?!
Ethen: Yep. I didn't think I would need to tell you such a small de... Oh, sorry Seb.
Sebastian: Let's just go. Today is not going my way. At least it can't get any worse.
Sebastian: Oh boy, a bouncer. I'm sure this'll end good for us.
Bouncer: May I see your ID please?
Ethen: Yes! It is me, Ethen Brune. Now, if you excuse me.
Bouncer: Hold it! No pets inside the conference. We don't want another skunk fiasco again.
Ethen: Oh, alright. I'll leave my cat here and I'll go inside the building.
Ethen rushes to an alley next door and bangs on the wall to get Sebastian's attention.
Sebastian: So, how am I going to get in there?
Ethen: There's a vent that leads to the storage room. You'll slide through it and I'll be able to reach you in there.
Sebastian: Alright hands, don't let me down!
Sebastian begins to climb up, but clumsily falls down on his back.
Sebastian: That hurt! I'll accidentally kill myself if I tried to climb up there. Any other plans?
Ethen: Oooooh! You pretend to be a delivery man and deliver the doughmeat to us.
Sebastian: The what?
Ethen: You know, dough, sauce, cheese, pepperonis.
Sebastian: So pizza?
Ethen: Whatever it's called, just do it!
Sebastian comes back with a human delivery suit on and talk to the bouncer.
Sebastian: Hello sir! It is I, the delivery man. I am here to deliver doughmeat to the conference being held here today.
Bouncer: Well aright. You delivery boys have a very rough job. I don't want to make it any harder for you.
Sebastian: I'm a delivery man!
Bounder: Alright, delivery man. Here you go.
?????: Hold it! Not so fast imposter!
Sebastian: An imposter? I'm a real delivery man delivering doughmeats!
?????: No you're not. How do I know? Because I AM the real delivery man!
Sebastian: Oh fuck
Real Delivery Man: Bouncer, you know what to do!
Bouncer: You fake being a delivery man?! How dare you! They are treated like trash everyday. A creature like you deserves physical pain.
Sebastian: *gulp*
The bouncer beats Sebastian to a pulp. Sebastian goes back over to Ethen.
Ethen: So, how did it go?
Sebastian: How did you think? I don't think I can sit for a week.
Ethen: Actually, bruises like that take way longer.
Sebastian: I don't think so.
Ethen: Are you questioning my biology knowledge?!
Ethen opens up a door between the two to scorn Sebastian.
Sebastian: The door was unlocked the whole time?!
Ethen: Yep. I didn't think I would need to tell you such a small de... Oh, sorry Seb.
Sebastian: Let's just go. Today is not going my way. At least it can't get any worse.
Section 4 (1/29/2023)
Ethen cleans Sebastian up and puts another human costume on him before going to the conference. They both sit down on the conference table and wait for the host to show up.
Sebastian: So, when are we going to reveal ourselves and beat their ass?
Ethen: Not right now. We're going with my plan, remember? There they are!
The president and her butler come to the room. Both of them wearing a cape to hide themselves.
President: Welcome scientists, engineers, and other smart people! I am here today because I've been getting lots of complaints from my citizens about how I run things. My approval rate right now is less than 5%. Thank goodness I outlawed the elections when I first got in power. Any ideas about how I can make it go higher?
Random scientist: A good way to improve your approval rating is by allowing people to keep canines as pets.
President: *HISS* Canines! They're so disgusting with all their dirty fur, awful noises, and horrific designs. Butler, send him to the dungeon!
Random scientist: Wait, no! I'm sorry! Give me another chanceeeeeee
President: Is there someone who actually has a good plan?
Everyone is silent, scared of the president and what she'll do to them.
President: Come on! I didn't come into this meeting just to meet a lot of morons!
Sebastian: *Mumbles to himself* Maybe you should lose some weight.
President: WHAT WAS THAT?! *Chokes Sebastian*
Ethen: What he actually said was he has a list of things that would improve your approval rate on this piece of paper. *Hands her a piece of paper*
President: Hmm, I'm a fat bitch you say?
Ethen: Huh? *Reads the paper* SEBASTIAN! Are you trying to get yourself killed!
Sebastian: Hahahahaha! I just couldn't help myself!
Ethen: Sorry ma'am. This is the real piece of paper.
President: That is not needed. I now know what I must do.
The president slowly reaches her hand to Sebastian.
President: Sir, I have chosen you to join the presidential group.
Everyone else: What?!
Ethen: But didn't he call you a fat bitch?
President: I know. I need someone who can stand up to me and give me honest feedback.
Sebastian: But didn't that other guy also stand up to you?
President: Oh, he did. Welp, it's too late to change the past. Pack your bags, cause you're moving!
Sebastian and Ethen enter the bathroom for privacy.
Sebastian: Well, I guess this means goodbye Ethen.
Ethen: I know. I'm very upset. But sooner or later I would have to say goodbye to you. I just didn't expect it to end this way.
Sebastian: Yes, because I'm better at planning.
Ethen: What do you mean?
Sebastian: Your plan didn't work. Being aggressive was the better option!
Ethen: It was only better by pure luck. My plan was better statistically.
Sebastian: Stop talking like a nerd! Nerd.
Ethen: You know what? Fuck you. You are now on your own.
Sebastian: Ha! See if I care loser!
Ethen: I hope you never get back home!
Sebastian: Your words mean nothing to me mortal. Now leave the bathroom!
Ethen: You are not a god!
Sebastian: YES I AM!
Ethen gives Sebastian the middle finger and runs out of the bathroom.
Sebastian: So, when are we going to reveal ourselves and beat their ass?
Ethen: Not right now. We're going with my plan, remember? There they are!
The president and her butler come to the room. Both of them wearing a cape to hide themselves.
President: Welcome scientists, engineers, and other smart people! I am here today because I've been getting lots of complaints from my citizens about how I run things. My approval rate right now is less than 5%. Thank goodness I outlawed the elections when I first got in power. Any ideas about how I can make it go higher?
Random scientist: A good way to improve your approval rating is by allowing people to keep canines as pets.
President: *HISS* Canines! They're so disgusting with all their dirty fur, awful noises, and horrific designs. Butler, send him to the dungeon!
Random scientist: Wait, no! I'm sorry! Give me another chanceeeeeee
President: Is there someone who actually has a good plan?
Everyone is silent, scared of the president and what she'll do to them.
President: Come on! I didn't come into this meeting just to meet a lot of morons!
Sebastian: *Mumbles to himself* Maybe you should lose some weight.
President: WHAT WAS THAT?! *Chokes Sebastian*
Ethen: What he actually said was he has a list of things that would improve your approval rate on this piece of paper. *Hands her a piece of paper*
President: Hmm, I'm a fat bitch you say?
Ethen: Huh? *Reads the paper* SEBASTIAN! Are you trying to get yourself killed!
Sebastian: Hahahahaha! I just couldn't help myself!
Ethen: Sorry ma'am. This is the real piece of paper.
President: That is not needed. I now know what I must do.
The president slowly reaches her hand to Sebastian.
President: Sir, I have chosen you to join the presidential group.
Everyone else: What?!
Ethen: But didn't he call you a fat bitch?
President: I know. I need someone who can stand up to me and give me honest feedback.
Sebastian: But didn't that other guy also stand up to you?
President: Oh, he did. Welp, it's too late to change the past. Pack your bags, cause you're moving!
Sebastian and Ethen enter the bathroom for privacy.
Sebastian: Well, I guess this means goodbye Ethen.
Ethen: I know. I'm very upset. But sooner or later I would have to say goodbye to you. I just didn't expect it to end this way.
Sebastian: Yes, because I'm better at planning.
Ethen: What do you mean?
Sebastian: Your plan didn't work. Being aggressive was the better option!
Ethen: It was only better by pure luck. My plan was better statistically.
Sebastian: Stop talking like a nerd! Nerd.
Ethen: You know what? Fuck you. You are now on your own.
Sebastian: Ha! See if I care loser!
Ethen: I hope you never get back home!
Sebastian: Your words mean nothing to me mortal. Now leave the bathroom!
Ethen: You are not a god!
Sebastian: YES I AM!
Ethen gives Sebastian the middle finger and runs out of the bathroom.
Section 5 (1/31/2023)
Sebastian walks slowly to Ethen's house. With his tail under his legs.
Sebastian: Umm, hey Ethen?
Ethen: WHAT?!
Sebastian: There's just something I really need to tell you.
Ethen: So, you're going to give me an apology for acting like a dickhead earlier? Because it's a little too late for "I'm sorry" right now.
Sebastian: No, I just wanted to ask if I could borrow your weapons. Afterall, I did help you find the parts to them, right?
Ethen: Sebastian, you are so lucky that I haven't reported you so that you wouldn't be captured right now. No way am I giving you the weapons!
Sebastian: Don't you want want to defeat the government and earn your freedom back or whatever?
Ethen: You're the last person I would call to help you. You act like such a baby.
Sebastian: Sheesh, that's a bit harsh don't you think? If anything, you're the one acting like a baby.
Ethen: I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR BLUE ASS HERE AGAIN!
Ethen slams the door on Sebastian's face. Sebastian comes to the president's house.
President: Welcome! You couldn't have come at a better time!
Sebastian: Nice house you've got here.
President: I know. I paid millions of dollars for it and caused half the town to go into poverty, but that just happens!
Sebastian: Do you know where your bathroom is? I need to empty my bladder real badly.
President: The bathroom's on the left. You can't miss it.
Sebastian: Oh, and by the way, are there any robotic toilets in your bathroom?
President: Hahahahahah! You're so funny! Of course there's a robotic toilet.
Sebastian: Eep! I can just go on the bushes outside.
President: HAHHAHHA! Sebastian, you are killing me dude! You act like a do- do- *Nearly vomits on the ground*, dog. But I outlawed canines a long time ago.
Sebastian: Yep, good thing for that! Heh heh.
President: This is my favorite room, my bedroom!
Sebastian: You have a 4K TV?!
President: A what now? This is a picture box.
Sebastian: But the "picture box" in the other house was called a... You know what? I need to stop questioning this dimension.
President: Hmm?
Sebastian: I'm talking about my new life in this house with you.
President: Oh... Moving on!
We cut back to Ethen in his house, very upset about something.
Ethen: How could Sebastian do this to me? Me and him were very close. We did so much together. Now I don't have friend anymore.
Toilet: I could be your friend!
Ethen: Sorry Toilet, but it just isn't the same as having a human friend. Or a Lucario friend.
Toilet: I see. Want some water?
Ethen: I'd rather pass out on that.
Toilet: Suit yourself. More for me then!
Ethen: Sebastian, please come to your senses again and join me again.
Sebastian: Umm, hey Ethen?
Ethen: WHAT?!
Sebastian: There's just something I really need to tell you.
Ethen: So, you're going to give me an apology for acting like a dickhead earlier? Because it's a little too late for "I'm sorry" right now.
Sebastian: No, I just wanted to ask if I could borrow your weapons. Afterall, I did help you find the parts to them, right?
Ethen: Sebastian, you are so lucky that I haven't reported you so that you wouldn't be captured right now. No way am I giving you the weapons!
Sebastian: Don't you want want to defeat the government and earn your freedom back or whatever?
Ethen: You're the last person I would call to help you. You act like such a baby.
Sebastian: Sheesh, that's a bit harsh don't you think? If anything, you're the one acting like a baby.
Ethen: I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR BLUE ASS HERE AGAIN!
Ethen slams the door on Sebastian's face. Sebastian comes to the president's house.
President: Welcome! You couldn't have come at a better time!
Sebastian: Nice house you've got here.
President: I know. I paid millions of dollars for it and caused half the town to go into poverty, but that just happens!
Sebastian: Do you know where your bathroom is? I need to empty my bladder real badly.
President: The bathroom's on the left. You can't miss it.
Sebastian: Oh, and by the way, are there any robotic toilets in your bathroom?
President: Hahahahahah! You're so funny! Of course there's a robotic toilet.
Sebastian: Eep! I can just go on the bushes outside.
President: HAHHAHHA! Sebastian, you are killing me dude! You act like a do- do- *Nearly vomits on the ground*, dog. But I outlawed canines a long time ago.
Sebastian: Yep, good thing for that! Heh heh.
President: This is my favorite room, my bedroom!
Sebastian: You have a 4K TV?!
President: A what now? This is a picture box.
Sebastian: But the "picture box" in the other house was called a... You know what? I need to stop questioning this dimension.
President: Hmm?
Sebastian: I'm talking about my new life in this house with you.
President: Oh... Moving on!
We cut back to Ethen in his house, very upset about something.
Ethen: How could Sebastian do this to me? Me and him were very close. We did so much together. Now I don't have friend anymore.
Toilet: I could be your friend!
Ethen: Sorry Toilet, but it just isn't the same as having a human friend. Or a Lucario friend.
Toilet: I see. Want some water?
Ethen: I'd rather pass out on that.
Toilet: Suit yourself. More for me then!
Ethen: Sebastian, please come to your senses again and join me again.
Chapter 3
Section 1 (2/11/2023)
Previously on Sebastian's Story: Ethen gets invited to a nerd convention that's being hosted by the president. Him and Sebastian go to solve their issues diplomatically. But Sebastian just wants to beat the president with force. After some shenanigans, the two of them make it in. Sebastian throws some rude comments at the president. But instead of punishing him, she hires Sebastian as her new helper at her house. Afterwards Sebastian and Ethen get mad at each other and vow to never see each other again. The president shows Sebastian her house. Which we get to now!
President: You know what Sebastian? I like you. That is why I'm going to show you something I've never shown anyone else before.
Sebastian: Ooooo! What is it?
President: Follow me.
Sebastian: *Thinking to himself* She is definitely going to show me some kind of secret lab. I've seen this so many times in comics.
The president leads Sebastian through an assortment of measures to keep the room secure. Like a locked door, a secret painting pathway, a a passcode door, etc. While they do that, the scene switches to Ethen's house. Where Ethen attempts to make a new friend.
Ethen: Hey there Elliot! Would you like to be my new friend?
Elliot: Of course neighbourino!
Ethen: *Whispering to himself* And I already regret this decision. *Talks to Elliot again* Hey Elliot, do you want to have some lunch!
Elliot: Yeah! I'm starving!
Ethen prepares both himself and Elliot some hamburgers. He takes a lot of care into them.
Ethen: Eat up!
Elliot: Sorry Ethen. I can't have the cheese. I'm lactose intolerant.
Ethen: No biggie! I made some burgers without cheese.
Elliot: Sorry man. Can't have the bread either. I have a gluten allergy.
Ethen: *Takes the buns off the burger* There. You can eat it like a fancy steak.
Elliot: I can't eat it with the mustard too.
Ethen: Let me guess, allergic?
Elliot: No, I just hate the taste of mustard.
Ethen: EAT THE FUCKING BURGER *Shoves the burger down Elliot's throat*. How was it?
Elliot: Ooooo! My stomach!
Ethen: WHAT NOW?!
Elliot: Deer meat causes my stomach to feel awful. I'll be right back, just need to grab some medications.
Ethen: You know what? Just stay at your house. This lunch and friendship is over!
Elliot: Well, alright then. I'll just go then. Goodbye!
Ethen: *Looks at a Lucario plushie on his desk*. Sebastian! Why did you have to betray me like that! You are like a heartless monster! I treated you good! You can't even cry for anything! You are like some kind of psychopath who's unable to feel how others feel but yourself. *Ethen grabs the plushie, chokes it's neck for a while, then throws it in the trash*.
We cut back to Sebastian and the president. The president is about to show Sebastian something secret.
President: Here it is. My comic room!
Sebastian: *Eyes turn kawaii* Oh my gosh. I love this so much! You have every single comic. Even the banned ones!
President: What do you think I do in my spare time? Actually being a president? Ha!
Sebastian: Can I, read them?
President: ONLY if you wear these protective gloves.
Sebastian: I think I'm going to like it here.
President: You know what Sebastian? I like you. That is why I'm going to show you something I've never shown anyone else before.
Sebastian: Ooooo! What is it?
President: Follow me.
Sebastian: *Thinking to himself* She is definitely going to show me some kind of secret lab. I've seen this so many times in comics.
The president leads Sebastian through an assortment of measures to keep the room secure. Like a locked door, a secret painting pathway, a a passcode door, etc. While they do that, the scene switches to Ethen's house. Where Ethen attempts to make a new friend.
Ethen: Hey there Elliot! Would you like to be my new friend?
Elliot: Of course neighbourino!
Ethen: *Whispering to himself* And I already regret this decision. *Talks to Elliot again* Hey Elliot, do you want to have some lunch!
Elliot: Yeah! I'm starving!
Ethen prepares both himself and Elliot some hamburgers. He takes a lot of care into them.
Ethen: Eat up!
Elliot: Sorry Ethen. I can't have the cheese. I'm lactose intolerant.
Ethen: No biggie! I made some burgers without cheese.
Elliot: Sorry man. Can't have the bread either. I have a gluten allergy.
Ethen: *Takes the buns off the burger* There. You can eat it like a fancy steak.
Elliot: I can't eat it with the mustard too.
Ethen: Let me guess, allergic?
Elliot: No, I just hate the taste of mustard.
Ethen: EAT THE FUCKING BURGER *Shoves the burger down Elliot's throat*. How was it?
Elliot: Ooooo! My stomach!
Ethen: WHAT NOW?!
Elliot: Deer meat causes my stomach to feel awful. I'll be right back, just need to grab some medications.
Ethen: You know what? Just stay at your house. This lunch and friendship is over!
Elliot: Well, alright then. I'll just go then. Goodbye!
Ethen: *Looks at a Lucario plushie on his desk*. Sebastian! Why did you have to betray me like that! You are like a heartless monster! I treated you good! You can't even cry for anything! You are like some kind of psychopath who's unable to feel how others feel but yourself. *Ethen grabs the plushie, chokes it's neck for a while, then throws it in the trash*.
We cut back to Sebastian and the president. The president is about to show Sebastian something secret.
President: Here it is. My comic room!
Sebastian: *Eyes turn kawaii* Oh my gosh. I love this so much! You have every single comic. Even the banned ones!
President: What do you think I do in my spare time? Actually being a president? Ha!
Sebastian: Can I, read them?
President: ONLY if you wear these protective gloves.
Sebastian: I think I'm going to like it here.
Section 2 (2/18/2023)
The president finishes the tour of her house to Sebastian. Sebastian sees a doll of Ethen, which he is fascinated with.
Sebastian: What's this doll you have?
President: Oh, it's just a voodoo doll I have of all of my citizens. I think this one's called Ethum or something?
Sebastian: His name is Ethen. I mean, he looks like a Ethen.
President: Want to see something cool? Watch this *She turns on a giant TV to a secret camera of Ethen's room*. I can make him do whatever the dolls doing.
Ethen: Why would he do that to me? What have I've done to deserve this emotional torment?
President: *Bends the back of the doll*
Ethen: Ouch! My back! I knew I shouldn't have skipped that boniuctic appointment. I guess this dimension just wants to kick me at my lowest point.
President: *Kicks the doll on the back*
Ethen: Gosh darn it! Now it literally wants to kick me. Can this get any worse?
President: Oh of course it can, hehe. *She grabs some scissors*
Sebastian: I get the point now. You don't have to cut the doll!
President: Overreacting a bit don't you think? *chuckles*. This Ethen guy is a total nutjob. I want to see what he's been up to this past month.
Sebastian's eyes lit up as he realizes that him and Ethen are about to be exposed for their plan. So he decides to take actions into his own hands.
Sebastian: I think I see someone who wants to be your slave.
President: Oh Sebastian. You're so funny! Nobody wants to be a slave by their own choice. That's why you've got to force them to do your bidding. I know quite a few easy ways of doing that. *She continues to ramble on about this topic, and pays no attention to her TV*.
Sebastian: *Urinates on the TV, ruining it*. Oh no, the TV's broken!
President: No problem. We can just watch Ethen from my phone. Fuck, it's dead! Well, I guess we can watch it later then. In the meantime, I've got a very special surprise for you.
Sebastian: Really? What is it?!
President: I don't want to reveal it yet. But wait for tomorrow. *Yawn*, I'm getting sleepy torturing all these people. I'm heading off to bed. Goodnight!
Sebastian: Goodnight. I'll just stay out here thinking about some stuff.
President: You go do that. But if you think of very scary mental stuff, come to me. I've got a remedy that helps with that most of the time. Welp, love you!
Sebastian: Did she just say she loves me?!
Sebastian: What's this doll you have?
President: Oh, it's just a voodoo doll I have of all of my citizens. I think this one's called Ethum or something?
Sebastian: His name is Ethen. I mean, he looks like a Ethen.
President: Want to see something cool? Watch this *She turns on a giant TV to a secret camera of Ethen's room*. I can make him do whatever the dolls doing.
Ethen: Why would he do that to me? What have I've done to deserve this emotional torment?
President: *Bends the back of the doll*
Ethen: Ouch! My back! I knew I shouldn't have skipped that boniuctic appointment. I guess this dimension just wants to kick me at my lowest point.
President: *Kicks the doll on the back*
Ethen: Gosh darn it! Now it literally wants to kick me. Can this get any worse?
President: Oh of course it can, hehe. *She grabs some scissors*
Sebastian: I get the point now. You don't have to cut the doll!
President: Overreacting a bit don't you think? *chuckles*. This Ethen guy is a total nutjob. I want to see what he's been up to this past month.
Sebastian's eyes lit up as he realizes that him and Ethen are about to be exposed for their plan. So he decides to take actions into his own hands.
Sebastian: I think I see someone who wants to be your slave.
President: Oh Sebastian. You're so funny! Nobody wants to be a slave by their own choice. That's why you've got to force them to do your bidding. I know quite a few easy ways of doing that. *She continues to ramble on about this topic, and pays no attention to her TV*.
Sebastian: *Urinates on the TV, ruining it*. Oh no, the TV's broken!
President: No problem. We can just watch Ethen from my phone. Fuck, it's dead! Well, I guess we can watch it later then. In the meantime, I've got a very special surprise for you.
Sebastian: Really? What is it?!
President: I don't want to reveal it yet. But wait for tomorrow. *Yawn*, I'm getting sleepy torturing all these people. I'm heading off to bed. Goodnight!
Sebastian: Goodnight. I'll just stay out here thinking about some stuff.
President: You go do that. But if you think of very scary mental stuff, come to me. I've got a remedy that helps with that most of the time. Welp, love you!
Sebastian: Did she just say she loves me?!
Section 3 (2/25/2023)
Ethen is sitting on his couch with all the lights turned on. He has the TV on while holding a bottle of beer.
Ethen: I feel like I did everything right. I was very friendly to him, we did a lot of stuff together, I even showed him my super duper ultra mega hyper laboratory! But I guess sometimes the universe just likes to bring me down for absolutely no reason. If I ever see that lazy excuse of a creature again, I WILL TEAR OFF HIS EAR FLAP THINGIES SO HARD THAT HE'LL BLEED. AND IF THAT ABOMINATION SOMEHOW HAS A HEART, HE WOULD CRY LIKE A BABY ABOUT IT! I should probably hold off of the beer.
Out of nowhere, Ethen's front door gets destroyed by two man in police outfits holding handcuffs.
Ethen: Look! I said I'll give you my taxes later! I have been super busy with something.
Cop 1: Oh, we know what you've been doing dude.
Ethen: I'm sure you do. I was baking a birthday cake for my friend.
Cop 2: Oh really? Or were you planning out an attack on the president?
Ethen: What?! I would never do such a thing! The president is a lovely women who deserves the best she can be given.
Cop 2: That isn't what this tape says.
Cop 1: Hey! We're suppose to take turns talking. Talkative hog! That isn't what this tape says.
The tape shows a montage taken by a secret camera revealing Ethen and Sebastian's plan. Ethen is immediately put in handcuffs.
Cop 2: Alright, so you're looking at 50 to 25 years in crimelocks. However, we can do some, umm, business with the layers to get you out of jail earlier if you reveal who the disgusting canine you brought to our city is.
Ethen: Oh, with pleasure!
Ethen starts telling the two cops about Sebastian. We cut to the president's house where Sebastian is reading comics in the living room, where the president, the cops, and Ethen all walk to him.
President: Hey Sebastian, this man claims that you are somehow actually a jackal who joined him in trying to stop me. I- is this true?
Sebastian: Of course not! I would never mess with a women like you!
Ethen: Sebastian! Admit it! PLEASE MAN! I AM TOO FRIAGILE FOR THE SLAMMER ALONE!
Sebastian: Sorry strange man, but I do not remember you at all *Grins at Ethen's face, knowing he can't stop him in any way*.
Ethen: YOU BITCH! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU. OH, YOU'LL REGRET THE DAY YOU MESS WITH ETHEN EMBERSON. I WILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING NIGHTMARE BOY.
The cops carry Ethen over to be put in maximum security prison (That's what crimelocks means).
President: Well that was weird. Anyways, you know how both of us have gotten very close to each other? Well, we're getting married!
Sebastian: We're getting what?!
President: I know, I'm as excited as you are! I never told you this, but my real name is Emily. That's kind of why I made everyone's name start with an E. I just wanted to give you a small present right now.
Sebastian: Well, what is it?
Emily grabs Sebastian and kisses him on the lips. This causes him to panic and run to the bathroom.
Emily: And incase you're wondering, that's just a demo for what we'll be doing on our honeymoon!
Sebastian makes sure to lock the door and to use his inside voice.
Sebastian: Marriage? I don't want that. I already don't want any friends besides Andrew anyways. I just wanted to stay here with all the comics and special treatment. What is a men to do in this situation?
Ethen: I feel like I did everything right. I was very friendly to him, we did a lot of stuff together, I even showed him my super duper ultra mega hyper laboratory! But I guess sometimes the universe just likes to bring me down for absolutely no reason. If I ever see that lazy excuse of a creature again, I WILL TEAR OFF HIS EAR FLAP THINGIES SO HARD THAT HE'LL BLEED. AND IF THAT ABOMINATION SOMEHOW HAS A HEART, HE WOULD CRY LIKE A BABY ABOUT IT! I should probably hold off of the beer.
Out of nowhere, Ethen's front door gets destroyed by two man in police outfits holding handcuffs.
Ethen: Look! I said I'll give you my taxes later! I have been super busy with something.
Cop 1: Oh, we know what you've been doing dude.
Ethen: I'm sure you do. I was baking a birthday cake for my friend.
Cop 2: Oh really? Or were you planning out an attack on the president?
Ethen: What?! I would never do such a thing! The president is a lovely women who deserves the best she can be given.
Cop 2: That isn't what this tape says.
Cop 1: Hey! We're suppose to take turns talking. Talkative hog! That isn't what this tape says.
The tape shows a montage taken by a secret camera revealing Ethen and Sebastian's plan. Ethen is immediately put in handcuffs.
Cop 2: Alright, so you're looking at 50 to 25 years in crimelocks. However, we can do some, umm, business with the layers to get you out of jail earlier if you reveal who the disgusting canine you brought to our city is.
Ethen: Oh, with pleasure!
Ethen starts telling the two cops about Sebastian. We cut to the president's house where Sebastian is reading comics in the living room, where the president, the cops, and Ethen all walk to him.
President: Hey Sebastian, this man claims that you are somehow actually a jackal who joined him in trying to stop me. I- is this true?
Sebastian: Of course not! I would never mess with a women like you!
Ethen: Sebastian! Admit it! PLEASE MAN! I AM TOO FRIAGILE FOR THE SLAMMER ALONE!
Sebastian: Sorry strange man, but I do not remember you at all *Grins at Ethen's face, knowing he can't stop him in any way*.
Ethen: YOU BITCH! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU. OH, YOU'LL REGRET THE DAY YOU MESS WITH ETHEN EMBERSON. I WILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING NIGHTMARE BOY.
The cops carry Ethen over to be put in maximum security prison (That's what crimelocks means).
President: Well that was weird. Anyways, you know how both of us have gotten very close to each other? Well, we're getting married!
Sebastian: We're getting what?!
President: I know, I'm as excited as you are! I never told you this, but my real name is Emily. That's kind of why I made everyone's name start with an E. I just wanted to give you a small present right now.
Sebastian: Well, what is it?
Emily grabs Sebastian and kisses him on the lips. This causes him to panic and run to the bathroom.
Emily: And incase you're wondering, that's just a demo for what we'll be doing on our honeymoon!
Sebastian makes sure to lock the door and to use his inside voice.
Sebastian: Marriage? I don't want that. I already don't want any friends besides Andrew anyways. I just wanted to stay here with all the comics and special treatment. What is a men to do in this situation?
Section 4 (3/4/2023)
Emily and Sebastian are planning their marriage. Emily does not know that Sebastian does not want to merry her. But he goes along with it as to not upset Emily and get into trouble.
Emily: So, where are we going to have the wedding located at?
Sebastian: Say, what if we just stayed friends and didn't marry each other?
Emily: Oh Sebastian! I'd have to send you down into the dungeon.
Sebastian: *gulps*
Emily: You obviously know that I am very serious about marriage. I have never married anyone before and I do not want to have to wait another second!
Sebastian: Oh, I am the luckiest man alive right now. What was the question again?
Emily: Nevermind, I've already made the decision. We're going to have our wedding at the city's laboratory!
Sebastian: Why does the city have it's own laboratory?
Emily: Every town has it's own laboratory. Duh! It's almost like you aren't even from this planet or something.
Sebastian: Heh heh heh. Yeah. I'm so quirky!
Emily looks at Sebastian's face for a little bit with complete silence. Sebastian is worried that she just found him out.
Emily: Anyways, what flavor of cake should we have?
Sebastian: Chocolate!
Emily: Nah. I don't like chocolate. We're doing strawberry.
Sebastian: Aren't we going to do a vote or something?
Emily: I am the one vote. And I say we have strawberry cake!
Sebastian: *Whispers in his breath "What a bitch"* So yeah. This party is going to be sweet!
Emily: Now, time to practice reproduction before the bid day. *She starts laying on the bed*
Sebastian: Umm, not right now.
Emily: Ohh, you must be a Christian then with the whole "Sex before marriage is a sin" thing. No problem. You're free to practice your own religion. I'll just wait after tomorrow.
Sebastian: So I assume that the marriage is indeed tomorrow?
Emily: Of course! I want us to get together as soon as possible! Now, we first need t...
Sebastian escapes the house through the window and runs as fast as he can.
Emily: Hey! Get back here you coward! This is the 17th time this has happened to me. And it'll be the last.
Emily runs to her car and chases Sebastian. They both have an intense chase-off that ultimately ends with Sebastian hiding behind a trash bin to hide from Emily.
Elliot: Well hello there friend!
Sebastian: *shushes* What're you doing here?!
Elliot: I was just looking through this trash to look for a wallet I lost. What's your name?
Sebastian: Umm, Sarah!
Elliot: Oh, you must be one of those train people I keep hearing about?
Sebastian: What? Do you mean trans people?
Elliot: Well, it's a honor to meet one of you guys. I've been a fan of trains ever since I was a little...
Sebastian: ITS TRANS PEOPLE, NOT TRAIN PEOPLE!
Emily turns around the bin and finds Sebastian.
Emily: Aha! Caught you! I'll teach you a lesson about breaking my heart! AHAHAHAHA! *Grabs Sebastian and puts him in her car*
Sebastian: NOOOOOOOOOOoooo
Elliot: Goodbye train person! Ohhhhh! I found my wallet!
Emily: So, where are we going to have the wedding located at?
Sebastian: Say, what if we just stayed friends and didn't marry each other?
Emily: Oh Sebastian! I'd have to send you down into the dungeon.
Sebastian: *gulps*
Emily: You obviously know that I am very serious about marriage. I have never married anyone before and I do not want to have to wait another second!
Sebastian: Oh, I am the luckiest man alive right now. What was the question again?
Emily: Nevermind, I've already made the decision. We're going to have our wedding at the city's laboratory!
Sebastian: Why does the city have it's own laboratory?
Emily: Every town has it's own laboratory. Duh! It's almost like you aren't even from this planet or something.
Sebastian: Heh heh heh. Yeah. I'm so quirky!
Emily looks at Sebastian's face for a little bit with complete silence. Sebastian is worried that she just found him out.
Emily: Anyways, what flavor of cake should we have?
Sebastian: Chocolate!
Emily: Nah. I don't like chocolate. We're doing strawberry.
Sebastian: Aren't we going to do a vote or something?
Emily: I am the one vote. And I say we have strawberry cake!
Sebastian: *Whispers in his breath "What a bitch"* So yeah. This party is going to be sweet!
Emily: Now, time to practice reproduction before the bid day. *She starts laying on the bed*
Sebastian: Umm, not right now.
Emily: Ohh, you must be a Christian then with the whole "Sex before marriage is a sin" thing. No problem. You're free to practice your own religion. I'll just wait after tomorrow.
Sebastian: So I assume that the marriage is indeed tomorrow?
Emily: Of course! I want us to get together as soon as possible! Now, we first need t...
Sebastian escapes the house through the window and runs as fast as he can.
Emily: Hey! Get back here you coward! This is the 17th time this has happened to me. And it'll be the last.
Emily runs to her car and chases Sebastian. They both have an intense chase-off that ultimately ends with Sebastian hiding behind a trash bin to hide from Emily.
Elliot: Well hello there friend!
Sebastian: *shushes* What're you doing here?!
Elliot: I was just looking through this trash to look for a wallet I lost. What's your name?
Sebastian: Umm, Sarah!
Elliot: Oh, you must be one of those train people I keep hearing about?
Sebastian: What? Do you mean trans people?
Elliot: Well, it's a honor to meet one of you guys. I've been a fan of trains ever since I was a little...
Sebastian: ITS TRANS PEOPLE, NOT TRAIN PEOPLE!
Emily turns around the bin and finds Sebastian.
Emily: Aha! Caught you! I'll teach you a lesson about breaking my heart! AHAHAHAHA! *Grabs Sebastian and puts him in her car*
Sebastian: NOOOOOOOOOOoooo
Elliot: Goodbye train person! Ohhhhh! I found my wallet!
Section 5 (3/12/2023)
Sebastian is tied with rope and cannot move in the car. Him and Emily stop at a green light. That was when Emily turned her head to scold Sebastian.
Emily: Why would you run away?! I gave you everything you could've wished for. A pretty much endless amount of food, a huge ass house, an entire collection of comics!
Sebastian: Emily, baby. I think you're pretty cool. It's just that I'm not the marrying type of guy.
Emily: I told you many many many times that I have been a widow for a very long time. You were my last hope of finally finding a men who'll love me for the women I am. But of course you have to crush those hopes and dreams down.
Sebastian: To tell you the truth, I never wanted to marry you in the first place. I didn't even really have any sort of attraction to you.
Emily's face turns red and she puts her arms around Sebastian's neck, choking him.
Emily: YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN FEEDING A FREE LOADER THIS WHOLE MOTHER FUCKING TIME?!
Sebastian: *Struggles to breath* Emily, pl- ease sto- p, cho- king m- e.
EMILY: I'LL STOP CHOKING YOU WHEN I FEEL GOOD AND READY.
Just then, Sebastian's human disguise pops. Causing Emily to find out about Sebastian being a canine.
Emily: You're a, dog?
Sebastian: *Realizes he's in huge trouble* Well, I'm a Lucario, which is based off a jackal. However, you aren't that far off either.
Emily stares in complete silence. This is then broken up.
Random guy: HEY! The light turned red minutes ago. Get moving bitch!
Emily: Guard
Guard: I'm on it *Leaves the car to come to random guy*.
Sebastian: Come on Emily. Please don't kill me! We both lave each other.
Emily: It's love dude. And what you said earlier is unacceptable. I would usually have you bricked up to a cave without any food or water. but, *sign*, I really love you. So I have another plan in mind.
Sebastian: What is it?
Emily injects a substance in a needle into Sebastian's arm. Causing him to come unconscious. Meanwhile, Ethen is in the prison. Sitting in his cell.
Ethen: I guess it isn't just Sebastian. It's all Lucarios. No! It's every canine that acts like that!
?????: Ethen, you need to stop thinking about him. You may be gay, but that doesn't give you the right to do full genocide on an entire category of animals.
Ethen: Erik, firstly, I am not gay. Sebastian was a Lucario I grabbed from another universe to stop the president. Secondly, Sebastian betrayed me by sending me here. And thirdly, you're in here for arson, so don't give me any talk about being morally right.
Erik: What I'm saying is you might be a little bit crazy.
Ethen: Crazy? No no no! I just want to rip Sebastian's chestspike off of him and stab his eyes with it. I have about a million more ways I want to kill him.
Erik: Guards! Please put me in a different cell! This knucklehead is going to kill me!
Guard: That's what they all say.
After that the camera turns back to Sebastian. Who is waking up in the middle of the forest.
Sebastian: Where am I? I guess Emily wanted to be nice and not kill me. *Tries to walk, but immediately falls back down*. Ouch! My legs hurt like hell. I can't walk at all. In fact, my entire body is in pain. Why does everything bad have to happen to me? If it weren't for Emily falling in love with me, none of this would've happened.
This is when Sebastian realized all the wrong he's done.
Sebastian: Well, I should've treated her better. She was a sweet lady. I also could've admitted to being a canine sooner with Ethen. That man is very smart and the two of us could've broken out together and saved everyone. But I had to be an idiot and turn everyone against me. I'm ready to die now. Because I know I certainly deserve it.
Sebastian starts crying on the ground while closing his eyes again. He is very weak and has little energy left in his body.
Emily: Why would you run away?! I gave you everything you could've wished for. A pretty much endless amount of food, a huge ass house, an entire collection of comics!
Sebastian: Emily, baby. I think you're pretty cool. It's just that I'm not the marrying type of guy.
Emily: I told you many many many times that I have been a widow for a very long time. You were my last hope of finally finding a men who'll love me for the women I am. But of course you have to crush those hopes and dreams down.
Sebastian: To tell you the truth, I never wanted to marry you in the first place. I didn't even really have any sort of attraction to you.
Emily's face turns red and she puts her arms around Sebastian's neck, choking him.
Emily: YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN FEEDING A FREE LOADER THIS WHOLE MOTHER FUCKING TIME?!
Sebastian: *Struggles to breath* Emily, pl- ease sto- p, cho- king m- e.
EMILY: I'LL STOP CHOKING YOU WHEN I FEEL GOOD AND READY.
Just then, Sebastian's human disguise pops. Causing Emily to find out about Sebastian being a canine.
Emily: You're a, dog?
Sebastian: *Realizes he's in huge trouble* Well, I'm a Lucario, which is based off a jackal. However, you aren't that far off either.
Emily stares in complete silence. This is then broken up.
Random guy: HEY! The light turned red minutes ago. Get moving bitch!
Emily: Guard
Guard: I'm on it *Leaves the car to come to random guy*.
Sebastian: Come on Emily. Please don't kill me! We both lave each other.
Emily: It's love dude. And what you said earlier is unacceptable. I would usually have you bricked up to a cave without any food or water. but, *sign*, I really love you. So I have another plan in mind.
Sebastian: What is it?
Emily injects a substance in a needle into Sebastian's arm. Causing him to come unconscious. Meanwhile, Ethen is in the prison. Sitting in his cell.
Ethen: I guess it isn't just Sebastian. It's all Lucarios. No! It's every canine that acts like that!
?????: Ethen, you need to stop thinking about him. You may be gay, but that doesn't give you the right to do full genocide on an entire category of animals.
Ethen: Erik, firstly, I am not gay. Sebastian was a Lucario I grabbed from another universe to stop the president. Secondly, Sebastian betrayed me by sending me here. And thirdly, you're in here for arson, so don't give me any talk about being morally right.
Erik: What I'm saying is you might be a little bit crazy.
Ethen: Crazy? No no no! I just want to rip Sebastian's chestspike off of him and stab his eyes with it. I have about a million more ways I want to kill him.
Erik: Guards! Please put me in a different cell! This knucklehead is going to kill me!
Guard: That's what they all say.
After that the camera turns back to Sebastian. Who is waking up in the middle of the forest.
Sebastian: Where am I? I guess Emily wanted to be nice and not kill me. *Tries to walk, but immediately falls back down*. Ouch! My legs hurt like hell. I can't walk at all. In fact, my entire body is in pain. Why does everything bad have to happen to me? If it weren't for Emily falling in love with me, none of this would've happened.
This is when Sebastian realized all the wrong he's done.
Sebastian: Well, I should've treated her better. She was a sweet lady. I also could've admitted to being a canine sooner with Ethen. That man is very smart and the two of us could've broken out together and saved everyone. But I had to be an idiot and turn everyone against me. I'm ready to die now. Because I know I certainly deserve it.
Sebastian starts crying on the ground while closing his eyes again. He is very weak and has little energy left in his body.
Chapter 4
Section 1 (4/15/2023)
A quick run-through of Section 3, because I know most of us need it after this long break. Sebastian the Lucario gets invited to the president's house, abandoning Ethen and eventually denying his association with him, causing Ethen to be put into the dungeon. After being in the house together, the president, who's name is Emily, wants to marry Sebastian. Remember, Emily thinks that Sebastian is a human like her. After running away from Emily, Sebastian gets caught and later exposed for being a Lucario. If you've forgotten, canines are put down in this universe, and that includes him. Emily decides to be a "good" person and send him to a random location instead. Sebastian, with little energy in him, lays down, cries, and closes his eyes, expecting to die very shorty. And now you're caught up, yay!
Sebastian still has his eyes closed, having thoughts about not only the whole adventure, but also fun memories he's had with people like his best friend Andrew the Cinderace (I'm an expert at exposition you can tell).
But suddenly, Sebastian is put on a breathing tube on a bed.
?????: I think he's waking up.
As Sebastian sees the mysterious man, he starts to panic.
?????: Hey little guy, I'm not here to hurt you. I'm here to make you feel all better again!
Just then, another man enters the room.
?????: Erik, what in the world are you doing?
Erik: So you know how you asked me for milk? Well, while I was going back home, I found this poor Lucario just laying down on the ground, he looked dead so I grabbed him and brought him here. Now, want to kiss?
?????: I'm not like all those stereotypical gay man that like kissing other man all the time. I have a personality.
Erik: Oh Elijah, you always talk about this "personality" thing. You should be a author someday.
Elijah: I am an author! Have you ever read my book "The Pleasures of Death"?
Erik: And that's another thing. Why are you so emo all the time? Lighten up a little.
Elijah: Living is just so miserable all the time. I have to deal with so much hate from homophobes.
Erik: We live in the middle of the fucking forest!
Elijah: I'm sure there's at least one homophobe in the city.
Please remember one thing. Gay people are valid. They shouldn't be locked up for liking people the same gender as them. People who think that's okay are disgusting. Oh right, back to the story.
Erik: Anyways, look at the Lucario. Isn't he cute?
Elijah: How do you know it's a male? It could be a female Lucario.
Erik: Elijah, I have spent 2 years in college learning about Pokémon.
Elijah: They had an entire course for that? Man, I should've went to college. I want to hear the Lucario talk!
Erik: He has a breathing tube in his throat, it's kind of hard for him to do that now.
Elijah: Welp, I'm going to head off to bed. Are you coming?
Erik: Nope. I'm going to stay up tonight to make sure this Lucario is healthy.
Elijah walks away, leaving Erik alone with Sebastian.
Erik: It's just horrible that the city treats canines like this. Well, most of them have their bodies cremated or turned into fur coats and other stuff. The president must have something seriously wrong with her. Well, all I can do is hope this creature turns out okay.
Sebastian still has his eyes closed, having thoughts about not only the whole adventure, but also fun memories he's had with people like his best friend Andrew the Cinderace (I'm an expert at exposition you can tell).
But suddenly, Sebastian is put on a breathing tube on a bed.
?????: I think he's waking up.
As Sebastian sees the mysterious man, he starts to panic.
?????: Hey little guy, I'm not here to hurt you. I'm here to make you feel all better again!
Just then, another man enters the room.
?????: Erik, what in the world are you doing?
Erik: So you know how you asked me for milk? Well, while I was going back home, I found this poor Lucario just laying down on the ground, he looked dead so I grabbed him and brought him here. Now, want to kiss?
?????: I'm not like all those stereotypical gay man that like kissing other man all the time. I have a personality.
Erik: Oh Elijah, you always talk about this "personality" thing. You should be a author someday.
Elijah: I am an author! Have you ever read my book "The Pleasures of Death"?
Erik: And that's another thing. Why are you so emo all the time? Lighten up a little.
Elijah: Living is just so miserable all the time. I have to deal with so much hate from homophobes.
Erik: We live in the middle of the fucking forest!
Elijah: I'm sure there's at least one homophobe in the city.
Please remember one thing. Gay people are valid. They shouldn't be locked up for liking people the same gender as them. People who think that's okay are disgusting. Oh right, back to the story.
Erik: Anyways, look at the Lucario. Isn't he cute?
Elijah: How do you know it's a male? It could be a female Lucario.
Erik: Elijah, I have spent 2 years in college learning about Pokémon.
Elijah: They had an entire course for that? Man, I should've went to college. I want to hear the Lucario talk!
Erik: He has a breathing tube in his throat, it's kind of hard for him to do that now.
Elijah: Welp, I'm going to head off to bed. Are you coming?
Erik: Nope. I'm going to stay up tonight to make sure this Lucario is healthy.
Elijah walks away, leaving Erik alone with Sebastian.
Erik: It's just horrible that the city treats canines like this. Well, most of them have their bodies cremated or turned into fur coats and other stuff. The president must have something seriously wrong with her. Well, all I can do is hope this creature turns out okay.
Section 2 (5/7/2023)
Erik and Elijah wait patiently beside Sebastian's bed, waiting for Sebastian to wake up for the morning. Sebastian begins to open his eyes again.
Erik: Good morning baby!
Sebastian: Gah! Don't scare me like that!
Elijah: I am so glad you were able to talk! Now I don't have to listen to smartie-ass over here.
Erik: *Looks at Elijah in an angry mood*. Alright, time to see you do some Lucario moves.
Erik pushes Sebastian off the bed. Sebastian falls down almost immedeintly and screams in pain.
Sebastian: AHH! MY LEGS FEELS LIKE THEY'VE BEEN CRUSHED BY A COMPRESSOR! GET ME BACK UP!
Erik: *Lifts Sebastian back to the bed*. Oh deer, your legs feel like their bones are broken.
Elijah: Stand aside! I'll perform surgery on him!
Erik: Elijah! If anything, I should be doing a surgery since I've actually went to college for Pokémon!
Elijah: *Looks at Erik with a disappointed face*.
Erik: Okay fine! They didn't have a Pokémon class in college. I just looked at some videos on MeowTube about the game.
Elijah: Good on you for being honest! Now, want to give your handsome husband a smooch?
Erik: Why of course!
Sebastian: Excuse me, once you two stop being romantic, could you see about taking me to a vet or something?
Erik: Umm, about that, we kind of have no money. And even if we did, the only vet anywhere close to here is in the city, which has a strict no canine policy.
Sebastian: I know, I've nearly been killed when I was caught.
Elijah: You were inside the president's house? I heard she's like the devil reincarnated into a human, or a space alien from outer space who took on a human disguise, or...
Sebastian: Nah, actually Emily is very hot, very nice, very smart, very...
Sebastian remembers all the stuff he did to her back then, and starts crying again.
Erik: Rejected by a chick, huh? I know how it's like. 72 women. The main reason why I became gay and married Elijah was because of how I couldn't find a single girl that actually loved me.
Elijah: Augh, that's sweet. *Pause*. Wait a second, hey!
Sebastian: It's not that. I've been, for a lack of a better term, an asshole to everyone around me. The main reason why I even got caught was that I thought that Ethen was a throw away person, and never tried to find a connection with him.
Elijah: Who's Ethen? I think I knew an Ethen back in high school.
Sebastian: So you might as well just throw me out of the house and treat me like garbage. Because that's what I am, a piece of garbage who deserves nothing good!
Erik: *Whispers to Sebastian* Umm, what's your name?
Sebastian: Sebastian.
Erik: Sebastian, I don't want to do that. You might have been an actual monster back in the past, but that's the past. You can change as a person, or Lucario, and make your life better.
Sebastian: But I don't want to feel like I've gotten away with the stuff I've done. I need to be punished.
Elijah: Ohh! I love this! I'll go grab the paddle!
Erik: Elijah! Sebbie, don't let what you did stop you from trying to improve. Yeah, you need to feel bad about the bad things you did, but you shouldn't let it ruin your life. I'll go put on a show on the TV to keep your mind off of things. We'll go begin training or whatever tomorrow.
Sebastian: I don't deserve this amount of comfort, but thanks Erik.
Erik: Good morning baby!
Sebastian: Gah! Don't scare me like that!
Elijah: I am so glad you were able to talk! Now I don't have to listen to smartie-ass over here.
Erik: *Looks at Elijah in an angry mood*. Alright, time to see you do some Lucario moves.
Erik pushes Sebastian off the bed. Sebastian falls down almost immedeintly and screams in pain.
Sebastian: AHH! MY LEGS FEELS LIKE THEY'VE BEEN CRUSHED BY A COMPRESSOR! GET ME BACK UP!
Erik: *Lifts Sebastian back to the bed*. Oh deer, your legs feel like their bones are broken.
Elijah: Stand aside! I'll perform surgery on him!
Erik: Elijah! If anything, I should be doing a surgery since I've actually went to college for Pokémon!
Elijah: *Looks at Erik with a disappointed face*.
Erik: Okay fine! They didn't have a Pokémon class in college. I just looked at some videos on MeowTube about the game.
Elijah: Good on you for being honest! Now, want to give your handsome husband a smooch?
Erik: Why of course!
Sebastian: Excuse me, once you two stop being romantic, could you see about taking me to a vet or something?
Erik: Umm, about that, we kind of have no money. And even if we did, the only vet anywhere close to here is in the city, which has a strict no canine policy.
Sebastian: I know, I've nearly been killed when I was caught.
Elijah: You were inside the president's house? I heard she's like the devil reincarnated into a human, or a space alien from outer space who took on a human disguise, or...
Sebastian: Nah, actually Emily is very hot, very nice, very smart, very...
Sebastian remembers all the stuff he did to her back then, and starts crying again.
Erik: Rejected by a chick, huh? I know how it's like. 72 women. The main reason why I became gay and married Elijah was because of how I couldn't find a single girl that actually loved me.
Elijah: Augh, that's sweet. *Pause*. Wait a second, hey!
Sebastian: It's not that. I've been, for a lack of a better term, an asshole to everyone around me. The main reason why I even got caught was that I thought that Ethen was a throw away person, and never tried to find a connection with him.
Elijah: Who's Ethen? I think I knew an Ethen back in high school.
Sebastian: So you might as well just throw me out of the house and treat me like garbage. Because that's what I am, a piece of garbage who deserves nothing good!
Erik: *Whispers to Sebastian* Umm, what's your name?
Sebastian: Sebastian.
Erik: Sebastian, I don't want to do that. You might have been an actual monster back in the past, but that's the past. You can change as a person, or Lucario, and make your life better.
Sebastian: But I don't want to feel like I've gotten away with the stuff I've done. I need to be punished.
Elijah: Ohh! I love this! I'll go grab the paddle!
Erik: Elijah! Sebbie, don't let what you did stop you from trying to improve. Yeah, you need to feel bad about the bad things you did, but you shouldn't let it ruin your life. I'll go put on a show on the TV to keep your mind off of things. We'll go begin training or whatever tomorrow.
Sebastian: I don't deserve this amount of comfort, but thanks Erik.
Section 3 (5/14/2023)
Erik and Sebastian are in the backyard. Sebastian is in a wheelchair as he still can't walk normally.
Erik: Alright Sebastian, it is time to walk! *pushes Sebastian off his wheel chair*
Sebastian: Ouch! What the hell was that for?
Erik: You'll need to eventually walk if you want to... Umm, what are you trying to do?
Sebastian: I'm trying to find a dimensional portal so that I can get back to my dimension.
Erik: You're an alien?!
Sebastian: Ugh, just get me back onto the wheel chair.
Erik: *Puts Sebastian back on his wheel chair and grabs a bible*. By the power of my lord and savior Chikenbible, he shall have the ability to walk! *Pushes Sebastian again*.
Sebastian: Stop it! It feels like my knees are about to explode!
Erik: Just one more time. *Puts Sebastian on his wheel chair again*. If I do the chisonsumbi ritual dance, surely you'll walk!
Sebastian: Erik, just...
Erik: Hu shi ching chong! bu wa kong sun! Na ble wi wum! Hur mer ku long! *Pushes Sebastian*.
Sebastian: I'm never getting home.
Elijah: Dinner time!
Sebastian and Erik come inside and sit at the dinner table. Elijah enters with food.
Elijah: I hope you two are hungry! I decided to make something extra ultra mega hyper special since we have a guest over! Presenting, steak!
Erik: Oh boy! My favorite! Sebastian?
Sebastian: Oh! Um, I like steak too.
Elijah: What's wrong Sebastian? Are you vegan?
Sebastian: Nope, I can eat steak all day any day. I'm just, upset about something.
Erik: Well, what is it? Is the house too hot? Is the house too small?
Sebastian: Nah, I actually dig this house a lot. I'm just upset about my broken legs. Are they going to be broken forever? Is my life ruined now?!
Erik: Woah, woah, woah. Hold your horses! Your life isn't over.
Sebastian: Erik, I like you man. But quite frankly, my life is so over!
Erik: There are plenty of people who live without being able to walk.
Sebastian: Well, they probably don't need to find a portal to get back home.
Erik: Sebastian, I may have just met you a few days ago. And I didn't even know you weren't even from this dimension until just today. But I promise, I'll try to help you get back home. I just need you to do your share of the effort and to not act so pessimistic all the time.
Elijah: I'll try to help too! I make a killer parkourist. Just watch me!
Elijah jumps onto a kitchen counter, and tries to jump to the top of the couch. But he fails to make the jump and falls onto the living room floor.
Elijah: By a killer parkourist I mean, someone who'll get killed from doing parkour.
Sebastian: HAHAHAHAHA! That was the funniest thing I've seen ever since I first landed in this dimension!
Erik: Heh, we all need to laugh at least once in a while.
Erik: Alright Sebastian, it is time to walk! *pushes Sebastian off his wheel chair*
Sebastian: Ouch! What the hell was that for?
Erik: You'll need to eventually walk if you want to... Umm, what are you trying to do?
Sebastian: I'm trying to find a dimensional portal so that I can get back to my dimension.
Erik: You're an alien?!
Sebastian: Ugh, just get me back onto the wheel chair.
Erik: *Puts Sebastian back on his wheel chair and grabs a bible*. By the power of my lord and savior Chikenbible, he shall have the ability to walk! *Pushes Sebastian again*.
Sebastian: Stop it! It feels like my knees are about to explode!
Erik: Just one more time. *Puts Sebastian on his wheel chair again*. If I do the chisonsumbi ritual dance, surely you'll walk!
Sebastian: Erik, just...
Erik: Hu shi ching chong! bu wa kong sun! Na ble wi wum! Hur mer ku long! *Pushes Sebastian*.
Sebastian: I'm never getting home.
Elijah: Dinner time!
Sebastian and Erik come inside and sit at the dinner table. Elijah enters with food.
Elijah: I hope you two are hungry! I decided to make something extra ultra mega hyper special since we have a guest over! Presenting, steak!
Erik: Oh boy! My favorite! Sebastian?
Sebastian: Oh! Um, I like steak too.
Elijah: What's wrong Sebastian? Are you vegan?
Sebastian: Nope, I can eat steak all day any day. I'm just, upset about something.
Erik: Well, what is it? Is the house too hot? Is the house too small?
Sebastian: Nah, I actually dig this house a lot. I'm just upset about my broken legs. Are they going to be broken forever? Is my life ruined now?!
Erik: Woah, woah, woah. Hold your horses! Your life isn't over.
Sebastian: Erik, I like you man. But quite frankly, my life is so over!
Erik: There are plenty of people who live without being able to walk.
Sebastian: Well, they probably don't need to find a portal to get back home.
Erik: Sebastian, I may have just met you a few days ago. And I didn't even know you weren't even from this dimension until just today. But I promise, I'll try to help you get back home. I just need you to do your share of the effort and to not act so pessimistic all the time.
Elijah: I'll try to help too! I make a killer parkourist. Just watch me!
Elijah jumps onto a kitchen counter, and tries to jump to the top of the couch. But he fails to make the jump and falls onto the living room floor.
Elijah: By a killer parkourist I mean, someone who'll get killed from doing parkour.
Sebastian: HAHAHAHAHA! That was the funniest thing I've seen ever since I first landed in this dimension!
Erik: Heh, we all need to laugh at least once in a while.
Section 4 (5/28/2023)
Erik walks outside the house to collect his mail. Or as they call it in this dimension, bluntemers.
Erik: Alright, what do we have this time? "Save $1000 off your next car payment", junk. "Nunca te daré por vencido, nunca te defraudaré, nunca correré y te lastimaré", junk. "Stop your demonic gay ways and become straight". Yeah, this one's going in the fire.
Sebastian, Elijah, and Enteron, one of Elijah's friends, are sitting in the living room, playing Uno.
Sebastian: Okay Elijah, do you have a yellow or 6 card?
Elijah: Yes, I do!
Sebastian: No no no, this is a red card.
Elijah: Don't blame me, I'm colourblind.
Sebastian: Why did you never tell me this until now?!
Elijah: So that I can cheat in Uno. Duh!
Enteron: Is there something to eat in here? I'm starving.
Erik: Guys! I found something amazing in the mail!
Sebastian: A vet that can attach a robotic leg on me?!
Enteron: A coupon to a all-you-can-eat buffet?!
Elijah: An invitation to a TV studio that turns out of be some kind of evil villein that sends us to a dungeon that we have to escape in a funny and sexually suggestive adventure only to find out they weren't actually the villein and were just trying to protect...
Erik: No, no, and you've been reading too many Furrfanity comics.
Elijah: Guilty as charged, heh.
Erik: The president is looking for someone to be a security guard for the town's power plant.
Elijah: I wouldn't want to work for that bozo even if she paid me a million dollars.
Erik: Don't you see! That power plant has a lot of, well, you know, power. If one of us takes that power, we could power up some kind of machine to send Sebastian back home!
Sebastian: I really like your idea. It's just that I already have a dimension traveling machine, and it takes a lot more than that amount of power to send me back home. But, if one of us hijacks that plant, the city would be in shambles and we can finally end the president's evil rein.
Erik: But, don't you miss being in your dimension?
Sebastian: Yes, a whole lot. I just gave up on going back home. Everytime I get close, there's always something that sends me back another ten steps. If I'm stuck here forever, I might as well do something good. Now, who's going to take that job?
Everyone else: Not it!
Sebastian: Guys, I can't take that job! They'll exterminate me simply if they see me. And plus, I can't even fucking walk anymore!
Elijah: Dude, you're the best chance we have. If you don't do this, the entire murder mission will be ruined!
Erik: Hold up, when did I say anything about murder missions?
Elijah: Oh, sorry. I was talking about my game, not you.
Enteron: I just have one question about all of this.
Erik: Yes?
Enteron: When will we eat?
Erik: Alright, what do we have this time? "Save $1000 off your next car payment", junk. "Nunca te daré por vencido, nunca te defraudaré, nunca correré y te lastimaré", junk. "Stop your demonic gay ways and become straight". Yeah, this one's going in the fire.
Sebastian, Elijah, and Enteron, one of Elijah's friends, are sitting in the living room, playing Uno.
Sebastian: Okay Elijah, do you have a yellow or 6 card?
Elijah: Yes, I do!
Sebastian: No no no, this is a red card.
Elijah: Don't blame me, I'm colourblind.
Sebastian: Why did you never tell me this until now?!
Elijah: So that I can cheat in Uno. Duh!
Enteron: Is there something to eat in here? I'm starving.
Erik: Guys! I found something amazing in the mail!
Sebastian: A vet that can attach a robotic leg on me?!
Enteron: A coupon to a all-you-can-eat buffet?!
Elijah: An invitation to a TV studio that turns out of be some kind of evil villein that sends us to a dungeon that we have to escape in a funny and sexually suggestive adventure only to find out they weren't actually the villein and were just trying to protect...
Erik: No, no, and you've been reading too many Furrfanity comics.
Elijah: Guilty as charged, heh.
Erik: The president is looking for someone to be a security guard for the town's power plant.
Elijah: I wouldn't want to work for that bozo even if she paid me a million dollars.
Erik: Don't you see! That power plant has a lot of, well, you know, power. If one of us takes that power, we could power up some kind of machine to send Sebastian back home!
Sebastian: I really like your idea. It's just that I already have a dimension traveling machine, and it takes a lot more than that amount of power to send me back home. But, if one of us hijacks that plant, the city would be in shambles and we can finally end the president's evil rein.
Erik: But, don't you miss being in your dimension?
Sebastian: Yes, a whole lot. I just gave up on going back home. Everytime I get close, there's always something that sends me back another ten steps. If I'm stuck here forever, I might as well do something good. Now, who's going to take that job?
Everyone else: Not it!
Sebastian: Guys, I can't take that job! They'll exterminate me simply if they see me. And plus, I can't even fucking walk anymore!
Elijah: Dude, you're the best chance we have. If you don't do this, the entire murder mission will be ruined!
Erik: Hold up, when did I say anything about murder missions?
Elijah: Oh, sorry. I was talking about my game, not you.
Enteron: I just have one question about all of this.
Erik: Yes?
Enteron: When will we eat?
Non-canon
Picture This (11/10/2023)
Sebastian was at the grocery store with his friend Andrew. They were on their way to leave with their stuff, but then...
Andrew: "OH MY GOSH, SEBASTIAN!"
Sebastian: "Gah!" *drops his bag* "Andrew! That was my food for the month!"
Andrew: "Who needs food when we have... A PICTURE BOOTH!"
Sebastian: "Oh yeahhhhh... a picture booth how nice. So what?"
Andrew: "So what?! Pictures are like a snapshot of someone's life and how they were when they were younger. Aren't there any pictures from fairly recently that you enjoy looking at?"
Sebastian: "The only image I have of myself recently was that mugshot I had to take when I accidentally stabbed someone with my chestspike."
Andrew: "Huh?!"
Sebastian: "I, really don't want to talk about that right now."
Andrew: "My point is someday we'll either start hating each other or one of us dies. We'd want a photographic memory of each other."
Sebastian: *grabs his phone* "We both have phones, we can just..."
Andrew: "NO!" *slaps Sebastian's phone onto the ground that proceeds to break*. "Sorry, I'll buy you a new one. Anyways, we need to embrace the older technology! That was the stuff our parents used in the past."
Sebastian: "I'm all for old gadgets and stuff like that, but this booth looks like it's barely running. It uses a door with a broken keyhole instead of a curtain for crying out loud!"
Andrew: "Ugh, fine. You win this round Sebbie. No cool pictures."
Sebastian: "Don't get low over this Andrew, we can play Minecraft at my house later. We can even play that Bedwars thing you keep on raving about."
Sebastian walks to the exit. But right as he's about to leave, Andrew grabs him by his tail and brings him inside the photo booth.
Sebastian: "You can't do that! I was almost about to use Arua Bubble on you because I thought you were fighting me! Also why can't I get up?"
Andrew: "I put superglue on your seat so you couldn't escape! Now, let the good times rol..."
Sebastian: "STOP! That wiring looks very janky. We could get electrocuted!"
Andrew: "Sebastian, wiring is just Russian propaganda designed to discriminate against Autistic people."
Sebastian: "What?"
Andrew: "I'm joking you silly goose, dog, wolf, fox, whatever animal you Lucarios are based off of. But we are taking this picture."
Andrew goes to insert the coin to start the machine while Sebastian is screaming besides him. But when the coin is inserted, nothing happens.
Andrew: "Welp, there goes the picture. But the machine didn't explode so everything ended off nicely. Let's go."
Sebastian: "Umm, Andrew. The superglue you put on my seat?"
Andrew: "Oh yeahhhhh, I have a solution!"
We skip forward around 10 minutes later when Sebastian and Andrew are at the store parking lot.
Sebastian: "Thanks for getting me out of there. I just wish it didn't involve having my butt fur cut off. Now I feel even more naked than I usually am."
Andrew: "Sorry man, I shouldn't have forced you into that. I knew from the get-go that you didn't want that."
Sebastian: "Well it's oka... hey wait a minute, this is turning into one of those kids shows with morals at the end of each episode."
Andrew: "You can be so weird dude. I mean, nobody's watching us. Hahahaha!"
Unknown Location
Russian Spy 1: "Sir, I think the Americans are catching onto us!"
Russian Spy 2: "Are you, sure about that? We've been spying on this small town for around 20 years or so."
Russian Spy 1: "Sir, when do we plan our attack against the Autistic peoples?"
Russian Spy 2: "I'm over that now, I just want to see these dumb Americans." *looks at camera* "This is private information!" *shoots down camera*
The End
Andrew: "OH MY GOSH, SEBASTIAN!"
Sebastian: "Gah!" *drops his bag* "Andrew! That was my food for the month!"
Andrew: "Who needs food when we have... A PICTURE BOOTH!"
Sebastian: "Oh yeahhhhh... a picture booth how nice. So what?"
Andrew: "So what?! Pictures are like a snapshot of someone's life and how they were when they were younger. Aren't there any pictures from fairly recently that you enjoy looking at?"
Sebastian: "The only image I have of myself recently was that mugshot I had to take when I accidentally stabbed someone with my chestspike."
Andrew: "Huh?!"
Sebastian: "I, really don't want to talk about that right now."
Andrew: "My point is someday we'll either start hating each other or one of us dies. We'd want a photographic memory of each other."
Sebastian: *grabs his phone* "We both have phones, we can just..."
Andrew: "NO!" *slaps Sebastian's phone onto the ground that proceeds to break*. "Sorry, I'll buy you a new one. Anyways, we need to embrace the older technology! That was the stuff our parents used in the past."
Sebastian: "I'm all for old gadgets and stuff like that, but this booth looks like it's barely running. It uses a door with a broken keyhole instead of a curtain for crying out loud!"
Andrew: "Ugh, fine. You win this round Sebbie. No cool pictures."
Sebastian: "Don't get low over this Andrew, we can play Minecraft at my house later. We can even play that Bedwars thing you keep on raving about."
Sebastian walks to the exit. But right as he's about to leave, Andrew grabs him by his tail and brings him inside the photo booth.
Sebastian: "You can't do that! I was almost about to use Arua Bubble on you because I thought you were fighting me! Also why can't I get up?"
Andrew: "I put superglue on your seat so you couldn't escape! Now, let the good times rol..."
Sebastian: "STOP! That wiring looks very janky. We could get electrocuted!"
Andrew: "Sebastian, wiring is just Russian propaganda designed to discriminate against Autistic people."
Sebastian: "What?"
Andrew: "I'm joking you silly goose, dog, wolf, fox, whatever animal you Lucarios are based off of. But we are taking this picture."
Andrew goes to insert the coin to start the machine while Sebastian is screaming besides him. But when the coin is inserted, nothing happens.
Andrew: "Welp, there goes the picture. But the machine didn't explode so everything ended off nicely. Let's go."
Sebastian: "Umm, Andrew. The superglue you put on my seat?"
Andrew: "Oh yeahhhhh, I have a solution!"
We skip forward around 10 minutes later when Sebastian and Andrew are at the store parking lot.
Sebastian: "Thanks for getting me out of there. I just wish it didn't involve having my butt fur cut off. Now I feel even more naked than I usually am."
Andrew: "Sorry man, I shouldn't have forced you into that. I knew from the get-go that you didn't want that."
Sebastian: "Well it's oka... hey wait a minute, this is turning into one of those kids shows with morals at the end of each episode."
Andrew: "You can be so weird dude. I mean, nobody's watching us. Hahahaha!"
Unknown Location
Russian Spy 1: "Sir, I think the Americans are catching onto us!"
Russian Spy 2: "Are you, sure about that? We've been spying on this small town for around 20 years or so."
Russian Spy 1: "Sir, when do we plan our attack against the Autistic peoples?"
Russian Spy 2: "I'm over that now, I just want to see these dumb Americans." *looks at camera* "This is private information!" *shoots down camera*
The End