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An appeal to your humanity

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Topic Starter
Duck o-o
It has come to my attention that some people on these forums (you know who you are) DO NOT have santa hats on their avatars. This is simply unacceptable as santa hats are cool, stylish, sexy AND breathable. There is no excuse for your actions but i shall offer a period of respite in which you can add a hat to your avatar.


The period will last until the 25th



If, on the day of reckoning, i see someone with no santa hat I will be forced to take drastic measures.
You do not want to find out what they are




we are legion

we are watching












Spared users list :

Sebastian
Corne
Poly
That gaming
Boii
Zelzatter
Beginner
Aireu
Abraker
Eblf (has santa drip instead)
Jonarwhal
Beanicraft
Child
Ghouly
Mite
igorsprite
Karumi
forgor keremaru
Mikey
Farfocele(smol hat)
NotRaffi
Yoony
Zoz
179bpm


Half Saved (This also means that you have half a punishment)
No one


Extra naughty list : Jarcrafted
z0z
another invasion??
Topic Starter
Duck o-o

z0z wrote:

another invasion??
It is brought by your own hubris





Hat wearers will be spared
WitherMite
I already had to die to put this hat on though
ShinRun
Try me
synthwavesquid
-
ghoulybits
Everyone should be able to celebrate their holiday cheer how they wish
Topic Starter
Duck o-o

WitherMite wrote:

I already had to die to put this hat on though
Your sacrifice sets a good example

Stay true brave hat wearer



ShinRun wrote:

Try me

octowave wrote:

nah


HERATICS, YOU DARE QUESTION THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF THE HAT

THE DAY OF RECKONING SHALL STRIKE, AND IT SHALL SHAKE THE VERY CORE OF YOUR EXPOSED SKULLS


ghoulybits wrote:

Everyone should be able to celebrate their holiday cheer how they wish

no they should be forced into a hat like santa intended, im not even christian but he even persuaded me
ShinRun
Come close to me and I’ll turn your whole hat white
synthwavesquid
-
DM FOR MUTUAL
No
Topic Starter
Duck o-o

ShinRun wrote:

Come close to me and I’ll turn your whole hat white
🤤🤤
....
NO

YOU CANNOT CHARM ME DAMMIT


octowave wrote:

i wanna see what happens if i don't put on a hat :33o


12 days, the clock is ticking

yoony1 wrote:

No


Tch

This place is even more corrupted than i thought ....



I will need backup. BROTHERS, COME TO MY AID. WE SHALL RAIN JUDGEMENT FROM THE HEAVENS

[ Sebastian ]
I have my hat on like a good boy :3
Topic Starter
Duck o-o

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

I have my hat on like a good boy :3
ik and ty for doing it ovo
igorsprite
merry christmas
Topic Starter
Duck o-o

igorsprite wrote:

merry christmas
#

yay

+1 user has been led to salvation
(i forgor if u had it before lol)
igorsprite

Dementedduck wrote:

igorsprite wrote:

merry christmas
#

yay

+1 user has been led to salvation
(i forgor if u had it before lol)
i added now xd
synthwavesquid
-
TGGD
Nice
Nuuskamuikkunen
Thanks for your service, duck.
Kaaruumii
MERRY CHRISTMAS ME MATEY
Stomiks
What are a group of ducks gonna do? Peck me?
Topic Starter
Duck o-o

Kaaruumii wrote:

MERRY CHRISTMAS ME MATEY

added to saved list, ty for your support

(kurumi would be proud ;-;)


Stomiks wrote:

What are a group of ducks gonna do? Peck me?
also, we are only the harbingers. Your true punishment shall be handed down from a greater force
KeikiEnjoyer

Stomiks wrote:

What are a group of ducks gonna do? Peck me?
They chase people
Topic Starter
Duck o-o

NotRaffi wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

What are a group of ducks gonna do? Peck me?
They chase people
only if the people withhold the bread

otherwise, we are a very respectable workforce

KeikiEnjoyer
Oh, cool, i appease the duckforce by giving them bread, i have been spared
Topic Starter
Duck o-o

NotRaffi wrote:

Oh, cool, i appease the duckforce by giving them bread, i have been spared


....

THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS

WE CAN ONLY BE PAYED OFF IF YOU POSSESS A HIGHER QUALITY OF BREAD THAN THE CHEERFUL ONE (doubtful)
KeikiEnjoyer
It's fresh, Australian made, fairy bread
Topic Starter
Duck o-o
Last time i ate aussie bread i got alcohol poisoning from the 6 VB longnecks poured into the dough



no deal
KeikiEnjoyer

Dementedduck wrote:

Last time i ate aussie bread i got alcohol poisoning from the 6 VB longnecks poured into the dough



no deal
The bread is not made in Australia, the process of making it into fairy bread is done there
Topic Starter
Duck o-o

NotRaffi wrote:

Dementedduck wrote:

Last time i ate aussie bread i got alcohol poisoning from the 6 VB longnecks poured into the dough



no deal
The bread is not made in Australia, the process of making it into fairy bread is done there
ok i have an ultimatum then if you are really this scared of your punishment


If you add anything to do with christmas to your avatar you will be spared more than others, however you shall not be fully saved


also i get the bread
KeikiEnjoyer
That's not fair you duck
Topic Starter
Duck o-o

NotRaffi wrote:

That's not fair you duck

Fine ill just take the bread but youre only half saved >:(
Ymir

Dementedduck wrote:

Last time i ate aussie bread i got alcohol poisoning from the 6 VB longnecks poured into the dough



no deal
Isn't that a good thing? VB Longnecks have risen in price over the past few years.
Topic Starter
Duck o-o


bread is assimilated

-Remi wrote:

Dementedduck wrote:

Last time i ate aussie bread i got alcohol poisoning from the 6 VB longnecks poured into the dough



no deal
Isn't that a good thing? VB Longnecks have risen in price over the past few years.
heres the horror of that story ... I WAS ON MIGRATION TO AMERICA


OHHHH THE MISERY

IM NOW IN DEBT 500k FOR THE MEDICAL BILLS
AHGHhHHGGG
MrMcMikey22
oh no

i became padowo again
Kaaruumii

MrMcMikey22 wrote:

oh no

i became padowo again
ONE OF US
Patatitta
I have never ever wore a hat irl, it's never that cold
Scyla
Aireunaeus

Scyla wrote:

Yes
Scyla

Aireunaeus wrote:

Scyla wrote:

Yes
[[[[[[
make me >_>
Topic Starter
Duck o-o

MrMcMikey22 wrote:

oh no

i became padowo again
We are not padoru, their weak form is crafted from skin. No fabric. They are an affront to nature.





dPeace wrote:

make me >_>
🤨
- cirno -
I love my hat :D
Jarcrafted
Okay
179bpm
am I excused if I have a hat in my pfp (party hat and rainbow cap)
Topic Starter
Duck o-o

179bpm wrote:

am I excused if I have a hat in my pfp (party hat and rainbow cap)

replace one with a png of a santa hat
Jarcrafted
I was going to change my pfp, but then I saw this thread.

Trying to force people to do this is actually really fucking stupid.

Let people celebrate how they want to celebrate.

Take your drastic measures and throw them away.
Topic Starter
Duck o-o

Jarcrafted wrote:

I was going to change my pfp, but then I saw this thread.

Trying to force people to do this is actually really fucking stupid.

Take your drastic measures and throw them away.
10 days

reckoning

watching

etc

dont wanna be bothered writing this out everytime lul



Also u get worse punishment for trying to un-rp me >:(
Kaaruumii

Jarcrafted wrote:

I was going to change my pfp, but then I saw this thread.

Trying to force people to do this is actually really fucking stupid.

Let people celebrate how they want to celebrate.

Take your drastic measures and throw them away.
Tbh I feel kinda the opposite on this one, I think it's a funny thread and duck is just trying to get everyone together and wear a santa hat for christmas, also I found myself a new image to add to my collection *v*
Achromalia

Kaaruumii wrote:

Jarcrafted wrote:

I was going to change my pfp, but then I saw this thread.

Trying to force people to do this is actually really fucking stupid.

Let people celebrate how they want to celebrate.

Take your drastic measures and throw them away.
Tbh I feel kinda the opposite on this one, I think it's a funny thread and duck is just trying to get everyone together and wear a santa hat for christmas, also I found myself a new image to add to my collection *v*
[gruff vox texture #2, loaded]

that's how they get you

this is a dangerous threat to the denizen populace, beginning the precedent for forced coercion if they do not comply.

this must be stopped.
Corne2Plum3
Who's Corne?

users/29514017
Jarcrafted

Dementedduck wrote:

Jarcrafted wrote:

I was going to change my pfp, but then I saw this thread.

Trying to force people to do this is actually really fucking stupid.

Take your drastic measures and throw them away.
10 days

reckoning

watching

etc

dont wanna be bothered writing this out everytime lul



Also u get worse punishment for trying to un-rp me >:(
Mmm punish me daddy
I meant what
Topic Starter
Duck o-o

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Who's Corne?

users/29514017
Pls just let me call u corne ;-;
this is the same problem as calling karumi mf before name change lul
Kaaruumii

Dementedduck wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Who's Corne?

users/29514017
Pls just let me call u corne ;-;
this is the same problem as calling karumi mf before name change lul
tbh it was a stupid name lol
- cirno -

Kaaruumii wrote:

Dementedduck wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Who's Corne?

users/29514017
Pls just let me call u corne ;-;
this is the same problem as calling karumi mf before name change lul
tbh it was a stupid name lol
no its not stupid
Aireunaeus

A_childIGuess wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

Dementedduck wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Who's Corne?

users/29514017
Pls just let me call u corne ;-;
this is the same problem as calling karumi mf before name change lul
tbh it was a stupid name lol
no its not stupid
Mit
Freundlichen
Grüssen
Samuel
Thomas
Corne
levesterz
I will change it after christmast
Nuuskamuikkunen
Patito patito color de café.
Topic Starter
Duck o-o

levesterz wrote:

I will change it after christmast

depending on ur timezone this could mean that u change it before christmas in mine lol



Anyway, quick disclaimer/announcement

The only people that will be affected by the bad effects of reckoning are people who post in this thread, punishing the entirety of hatless ot will be too dangerous

Potential good effects will only affect people on the saved and half saved user list



This is for legal purposes as we do not have enough lawyer ducks to defend if people sue us for punishing inactive people
Achromalia
[plotting an extra naughty covert operation of denizen liberation from the demented duck overtly]
z0z

Achromalia wrote:

[plotting an extra naughty covert operation of denizen liberation from the demented duck overtly]
right in front of the duck's eyes?
Topic Starter
Duck o-o
He sees you when your plotting, he knows when your aware

He knows if you wear hats or not so hat up for goodness sake
Stomiks

Dementedduck wrote:

He sees you when your plotting, he knows when your aware

He knows if you wear hats or not so hat up for goodness sake
That doesn't rhyme well
Topic Starter
Duck o-o
shut, i am a sentient group of ducks not a poet

also, u will be terrified to know that your punishment is already ready to be unleashed on the 25th#

you should be quaking in your sticks

synthwavesquid
-
Stomiks
How are we supposed to follow your demands if you ducks aren't even scary
Topic Starter
Duck o-o
we are scary >:(





octowave wrote:

0/10, you're* and it doesn't even rhyme
this is what i get from copy and pasting the lyrics before changing lol
synthwavesquid
-
Farfocele
I'm hoping Endless Mirage participants will be excused.
Topic Starter
Duck o-o
they are if they previously complied, it all good


no more 69 posts tho sadge
Glucose53

Dementedduck wrote:

It has come to my attention that some people on these forums (you know who you are) DO NOT have santa hats on their avatars. This is simply unacceptable as santa hats are cool, stylish, sexy AND breathable. There is no excuse for your actions but i shall offer a period of respite in which you can add a hat to your avatar.


The period will last until the 25th



If, on the day of reckoning, i see someone with no santa hat I will be forced to take drastic measures.
You do not want to find out what they are




we are legion

we are watching












Spared users list :

Sebastian
Corne
Poly
That gaming
Boii
Zelzatter
Beginner
Aireu
Abraker
Eblf (has santa drip instead)
Jonarwhal
Beanicraft
Child
Ghouly
Mite
igorsprite
Karumi
forgor keremaru
Mikey
Farfocele(smol hat)
NotRaffi


Half Saved (This also means that you have half a punishment)
No one


Extra naughty list : Jarcrafted
But I don't know hot to put a hat on my pfp :( :( :(
Topic Starter
Duck o-o
hat instructions


get a photo editing software

put ur pfp in it

put a transparent png of a hat in it

resize the hat to be on top of the head of ur pfp

profit
Kaaruumii

Dementedduck wrote:

hat instructions


get a photo editing software

put ur pfp in it

put a transparent png of a hat in it

resize the hat to be on top of the head of ur pfp

profit
or he could alternatively just look up an image with his character with a santa hat on
Topic Starter
Duck o-o
true actually



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