Stomiks wrote:

Stomiks' Mania Journey

After Stomiks' utter defeat in osu!std, he despaired and wondered if he can ever truly be good at a rhythm game ever again. At this point, he thought of quitting, he though of quitting, until...

beatmapsets/1328442#mania/2751872

He saw a song he liked that was only ranked on mania. Not caring anymore, he decided to give it a try. In order to play the map, he needed to get good at mania first. He started with the basics, and learned the fundamentals until he could finally play the map. After his goal was achieved, the fire of osu mania inside his heart has already grown. He continues to play. Gradually getting better and better. Improving until he continually hit his main goals. But a wall has emerged, a wall so huge that he has never passed.

The 5 star wall

One of the biggest walls in all of osu mania. He tried and tried, doing his best. But his motivation is dwindling. The thought of not improving hurt his mentality until he no longer played again.

At this point, Stomiks is once again, defeated by an osu game mode. He now lies in bed writing this story, but the thought of play mania again gets him motivated.

I want to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch stars is my real test
To train skills is my cause
I will improve in every skill
Training far and wide
Teach other players to understand
The power that's inside

[Chorus]
(Mania skills
Gotta train 'em all) It's all on me
I know it's my destiny (Mania skills)
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must advance (Mania skills
Gotta train 'em all) A fact so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you (Ooh, ooh)
Mania skills! (Gotta catch 'em all)
Gotta train 'em all!

The End.

Stomiks wrote:

Felixland's dirty secret

"Hello, Jane! It's a pleasure to have you come inside my house!"
"Thank you felixland! It's great to have you!"

"Would you like something to drink? Like Tea or Coffee?"
"I'd like some tea, thank you."
"Alright."

"Felixland's room is really bland..."
"Hm? What's this?"
"OMG, is this... a furry suit?!"
"OH, he also has furry merch hidden inside his closet!"

"I've brought some tea bac... Hey don't look at those!!!"
"EW Felixland! I never thought you were a furry!"
"No Jane, please! It's not mine! It's a misunderstanding!"
"You think I would believe after all of the furry merch you signed your signature on? Ugh, I'm leaving!"
"No wait Jane, please come back! PLEASE!"

"Ahh... Another woman who hates my furry secret..."
"I wonder who will ever accept my dark furry secret and embrace me with no judgement..."

The End.

ShinRun wrote:

Stomiks you better not post that shit from scyla here

ghoulybits wrote:

Here's a gift just for you in exchange for all your hard work

A writer's dilemma
Stomiks's stick fingers hover above his keyboard as his nonexistent left eye twitches. In front of him lays a single discord message:

"heyyy haha can u write hot hardcore smut of stomiks x loserotaku x kaaruumii x shinrun x cerno x lucario thx"

It's disturbing in its audacity. Quite frankly, it makes him want to vomit. He rereads the message again, if only to make sure he actually just saw those words on his computer monitor but nope, they're still there. His mouse hovers over the block button, but he hesitates. Technically, he did invite this upon himself. He made the thread, after all. What else could he have expected from a subforum like OT, where half of the users are horny bastards who can barely keep themselves from pretending to be gay on the internet for more than five seconds?

At the same time though, a desperate, almost irrational part of his brain whispers, he never signed up for this. At most, he thought he'd have to write some crack piss fics for teh lols, but... the depravity of the average forum dweller really can't be underestimated, huh.

Stomiks's mouse moves away from the block button as he sighs, opening up a new google docs tab instead. Like Icarus, he has flown too close to the sun, except the sun is the threat of getting his account silenced for posting borderline pornography on the osu!forums.

The next day, he is sentenced to life in prison for crimes against humanity.

The End.

A_childIGuess wrote:

scyla X abraker

Stomiks wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Stomiks you better not post that shit from scyla here

If my sanity couldn't handle that shit then I won't.

Hatelore0000 wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Stomiks you better not post that shit from scyla here

If my sanity couldn't handle that shit then I won't.

I will literally give you the best head KNOWN TO MAN if you post it

Scyla wrote:

Would request a harem fanfic between ShinRun, Remi, Kaaruumii, Jarcrafted, yooni1, Hatelore, Loserotaku, Cerno, abraker, eblf, dpeace, felix and Stomiks where Stomiks is the female protagonist

ghoulybits wrote:

"heyyy haha can u write hot hardcore smut of stomiks x loserotaku x kaaruumii x shinrun x cerno x lucario thx"

Stomiks wrote:

Hatelore0000 wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Stomiks you better not post that shit from scyla here

If my sanity couldn't handle that shit then I won't.

I will literally give you the best head KNOWN TO MAN if you post it

I would rather give birth to 10 dead fetuses through my ass than let you give me head

Hatelore0000 wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Hatelore0000 wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Stomiks you better not post that shit from scyla here

If my sanity couldn't handle that shit then I won't.

I will literally give you the best head KNOWN TO MAN if you post it

I would rather give birth to 10 dead fetuses through my ass than let you give me head

just close your eyes and pretend its another person bro

Kaaruumii wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

"heyyy haha can u write hot hardcore smut of stomiks x loserotaku x kaaruumii x shinrun x cerno x lucario thx"

no scyla 0/10 harem

octowave wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Octowave doing very normal non-questionable drawing requests (lie)

Octowave is very motivated to draw today. So they made a post about doing any kind of drawing request that people ask of them. They did not think once about the consequences that would happen, and would soon come to haunt them.

After little while, a user asked octowave to do a drawing of a bunny. Octowave immediately took up this request and started drawing. Octowave happily sent it back to the user.

But the user wasn't satisfied.

The user asked octowave to redo the drawing, and make the bunny anthropomorhpic. Octowave thought "How odd... But alright!" and continued. They want to do their best this time, since the user didn't like their drawing before. After it was finished, they sent it back to the user and...

Success!

The user really liked that drawing, too much maybe. The user asked more and more from octowave, asking them to draw continually more and more questionable things... And not once did octowave reject the user's requests, for their positive energy doesn't allow them to dissapoint the user.

After drawing too much, octowave got tired and took a step back. Took a step back alright... After they looked more closely, they realized they'd been drawing disgusting, horrifying, unimaginable furry ████. Octowave felt sick, they puked severely and didn't stop for a long, long while.

They immediately sent the user's drawing requests and blocked the user permanently. Disgusted by what they had done, they weren't able to draw for a few weeks. After the weeks had past, octowave opened their social media, only to find hundreds of requests of the same type of furry ████ they had once drew. It turns out the user shared their work all over the net and promoted them, causing this disaster. However, the people were willing to pay octowave hundreds and thousands of dollars to have them draw their requests.

Octowave deeply thinks. And in the end, they decided take their money and continued to draw. They thought "At least I get money, right?" But their sanity continually suffered, and now they're known on the internet as a "NSFW Furry Artist."

The End.

lmao, i love the implication that i went on full autopilot while drawing and didn't even realize what i was doing
(wish that were me :,<)

(also, stomiks, i'm saying this with the hope this isn't a problem for you, can you refer to me with they/them pronouns in the story?)

Stomiks wrote:

Kaaruumii x Jarcrafted

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Cannot wait to see the fanfic of "Harem fanfic between ShinRun, Remi, Kaaruumii, Jarcrafted, yooni1, Hatelore, Loserotaku, Cerno, abraker, eblf, dpeace, felix (Sebastian) and Stomiks where Stomiks is the female protagonist".

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Cannot wait to see the fanfic of "Harem fanfic between ShinRun, Remi, Kaaruumii, Jarcrafted, yooni1, Hatelore, Loserotaku, Cerno, abraker, eblf, dpeace, felix (Sebastian) and Stomiks where Stomiks is the female protagonist".

same. I'm not in the story so I will be able to laugh while reading this fanfic

Kaaruumii wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Kaaruumii x Jarcrafted

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck hes onto us

Scyla wrote:

Hatelore0000 wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Hatelore0000 wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Stomiks you better not post that shit from scyla here

If my sanity couldn't handle that shit then I won't.

I will literally give you the best head KNOWN TO MAN if you post it

I would rather give birth to 10 dead fetuses through my ass than let you give me head

just close your eyes and pretend its another person bro

It would be better id it's yaoi NTR

Jarcrafted wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Kaaruumii x Jarcrafted

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck hes onto us

Excuse me who actually requested this

Jarcrafted wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Kaaruumii x Jarcrafted

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck hes onto us

Excuse me who actually requested this


Also let's get an interesting one in here,
"She came to Jarcrafted in a dream, to warn him of the one who watches"

Stomiks wrote:

Stomiks x Stomiks

Stomiks was minding his own business, working on things, when he suddenly had the urged to ██████████. He thought it wasn't appropriate, as there are people around him. He held his urge and did his best, until the people have left and he has the freedom to ██████████.

Once no one can see him, he immediately pulls his ████ and starts furiously ████████ ███. He █████ and █████, ███████ to the speed of light, as fast as he can. Nearing the end, he starts █████████ and ██████████ all over the place. What a mess he made. After the ████████ ██████, he grabbed some tissues and wiped if all off.

After that spontaneous event, he went back to his work and continued through the day.

The End.

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Cannot wait to see the fanfic of "Harem fanfic between ShinRun, Remi, Kaaruumii, Jarcrafted, yooni1, Hatelore, Loserotaku, Cerno, abraker, eblf, dpeace, felix (Sebastian) and Stomiks where Stomiks is the female protagonist".

eblf2013 wrote:

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Cannot wait to see the fanfic of "Harem fanfic between ShinRun, Remi, Kaaruumii, Jarcrafted, yooni1, Hatelore, Loserotaku, Cerno, abraker, eblf, dpeace, felix (Sebastian) and Stomiks where Stomiks is the female protagonist".

I want the ability to change the sex of stomiks please.

Stomiks wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Cannot wait to see the fanfic of "Harem fanfic between ShinRun, Remi, Kaaruumii, Jarcrafted, yooni1, Hatelore, Loserotaku, Cerno, abraker, eblf, dpeace, felix (Sebastian) and Stomiks where Stomiks is the female protagonist".

I want the ability to change the sex of stomiks please.

Too late I already wrote it...

Stomiks wrote:

"I Hatelore. I hope your mother dies of organ failure!"

Hatelore0000 wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

"I Hatelore. I hope your mother dies of organ failure!"

im literally gonna shove an eggplant up my ass this shit got me crying LMAOOO

B0ii wrote:

Hatelore0000 wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

"I Hatelore. I hope your mother dies of organ failure!"

im literally gonna shove an eggplant up my ass this shit got me crying LMAOOO

what

Kaaruumii wrote:

HIS SEXY ASS IS MINE

-Remi wrote:

For a second I thought she was on a date with a plushie.

Stomiks wrote:

abraker meets all of the furries in OT

abraker, a mad archaeologist, is entering the ruins of an unknown pyramid that has recently unearthed. Since abraker doesn't actually have the qualifications to enter the pyramid, he breaks in and knocks out the guards using a club. Entering the pyramid he lit the club with a nearby fire, luminating the area around him.

As he goes deeper and deeper, he founds more and more animals living inside. But each layer of the pyramid, he observes that the animals are turning more anthropomorphic. At last, he finally reached the deepest floor of the pyramid. He founds tombs representing... anthropomorphic animals? abraker is puzzled, questioning if anthropomorphic animals could actually exist.

To find out, he opens one of the tombs and finds a monkey resting in it. Suddenly, the monkey springs out of his tomb and starts chanting. abraker gets scared and tries to escape. But the door gets blocked by a magical force. He turns around and the monkey's chants start reanimating the resting figures inside the tombs. One by one, they exit out of their tombs. Multiple wolves, foxes, bulls, and other anthropomorphic animals are exiting, some of them being very buff and muscular.

abraker accepts his fate, knowing he did this to himself by trespassing inside the pyramid. But actually, the anthropomorphic animals are pretty nice! They all call themselves as "Furries" and they greet abraker with no hostility. abraker greatly sighs, and greets the furries back as well. They engage in interesting discussions about each other's worlds. After this, abraker says his goodbyes and tries to head back to the surface. But the door is still blocked.

abraker asks the furries to let him go, but they replied "What do you mean? You're one of us now." Unexpectedly, abraker starts growing fur, growing a snout, and developing sharp claws. He is turning into a furry. abraker pleads in mercy, asking them to kill him instead of losing his humanity. They refused. abraker continues to suffer through his furry transformation, and becomes a bona fide furry. A new tomb opens up, just for him. As he will be spending eternity in the pyramid of furries...

The End.

Aireunaeus wrote:

Aireunaeus and his lost Brother Aireu

Aireunaeus wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

Aireunaeus and his lost Brother Aireu

well my request has been ignored

Aireunaeus wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

Aireunaeus and his lost Brother Aireu

well my request has been ignored

Patatitta wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Corne actually meets Ralsei

Corne is currently playing through Deltarune for the 151th time. You may ask, why would corne play that Deltarune so much? It is a simple answer, ralsei. Corne has a deep desire to actually meet Ralsei. He may acknowledge that it's just a game and ralsei doesn't actually exist, but just seeing ralsei everyday by playing Deltarune is enough for corne.

Right after the part of where kris and susy fell to the dark world, the game starts glitching. And suddenly a warp hole from the tv opened up to suck corne inside. Corne is panicked, scared of the incomprehensible thing that's sucking him in.
Corne passes out. After an unknown amount of time. He wakes up. He wakes up... to find himself in the world of deltarune.

Corne panics, immediately thinking of all the friends and family he'll never see again. But when he thought that he could actually meet ralsei now, corne disregards his thoughts and excitedly hurries to find ralsei. Luckily, corne has enough knowledge of the countless playthroughs he did to navigate the dark world.

He went to ralsei's position in the game, right before he meets susy and kris. After his efforts, he saw ralsei in the distance. He ran as fast as he can and went straight for him. He crashes into ralsei and they both fell over. Corne completely fangirls over ralsei. Ralsei is confused, but because he is nice, he decides to not knock corne out.

After corne's fangirling is over. Corne says that he will help ralsei in defeating the dark world foes. Ralsei is hesitant but accepts, considering that corne has complete knowledge over the game they are inside in. They both started their journey without kris and susy, leaving them both confused and lost in the dark world, never to escaped from it ever again.

Corne and Ralsei worked together to beat, every boss, every danger and made the darkworld into a peaceful land. Both of them are now currently living together in a small cottage in a countryside. Both spending each second of their lives together forever.

The End.

exactly what I wanted, perfect

TheAngryNerd101 wrote:

Stomiks x Jarcrafted

the story basically writes itself: community/forums/topics/1686391?n=7

Stomiks wrote:

TheAngryNerd101 wrote:

Stomiks x Jarcrafted

the story basically writes itself: community/forums/topics/1686391?n=7

wow you just had to pull up that thread lmao

Kaaruumii wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

TheAngryNerd101 wrote:

Stomiks x Jarcrafted

the story basically writes itself: community/forums/topics/1686391?n=7

wow you just had to pull up that thread lmao

JARCRAFTED STOP CHEATING ON MEEEEEEEEE

Stomiks wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

TheAngryNerd101 wrote:

Stomiks x Jarcrafted

the story basically writes itself: community/forums/topics/1686391?n=7

wow you just had to pull up that thread lmao

JARCRAFTED STOP CHEATING ON MEEEEEEEEE

Isn't Jar remi's woman?

Stomiks wrote:

reyalp51osu x okayu

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

If someone tries to ship me with someone, that counts as animal abuse. So I'm immune!

Kaaruumii wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

TheAngryNerd101 wrote:

Stomiks x Jarcrafted

the story basically writes itself: community/forums/topics/1686391?n=7

wow you just had to pull up that thread lmao

JARCRAFTED STOP CHEATING ON MEEEEEEEEE

Isn't Jar remi's woman?

💔

Kaaruumii wrote:

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

If someone tries to ship me with someone, that counts as animal abuse. So I'm immune!

Sebastian x Manishh

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

If someone tries to ship me with someone, that counts as animal abuse. So I'm immune!

Sebastian x Manishh

You found a loophole, noooooooooo

Stomiks wrote:

Kaaruumii x Jarcrafted

Kaaruumii and Jarcrafted. How foul. How disgusting. A pair that shouldn't ever be together. Their relationship is a risk to ruining everyone's lives. A forbidden relationship. A Lie. A fake. The world will crumble if the truth is found out.

Kaaruumii and Jarcrafted meet up together to have a date. For this date, they decide to go into an amusement park and enjoy all of the rides there. They continue enjoying each other's company. Trying each ride and eating snacks along the way. Little they know... Someone is trying to ruin their date, and their relationship...

"Hey Kaaruumii! Here's the ice cream you wanted!"

"Thanks!"

As Jarcrafted hands over the ice cream to Kaaruumii, someone bumps into him, causing the ice cream to spill all over Karuumii's clothes.

"Jar what are you doing!"

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean for that to happen!"

"Hmph!"

Karuumii cleans his clothes, he may be upset, it isn't enough to stop his relationship with Jarcrafted. But things are going to get much worse from here.

"Hey Kaaruumii! I hate you so much and I wish you were dead!"

"Jar wtf is wrong with you!"

"I didn't say that!"

"Stop lying so blatantly! It's your voice!"

"It's not me I swear!"

An argument ensues. Someone used a soundboard of Jarcrafted and tricked Kaaruumii into thinking it was him. The two are upset with each other, but they still want to continue the date at least. A big mistake.

Karuumii and Jarcrafted went on a boat ride with other passengers. As the two are taking in a view inside the boat, someone grabs Jarcrafted's hands and used it to push Kaaruumii off the boat.

"Help! I'm drowning and I can't swim!"

"Kaaruumii! I'll come sav-"

Suddenly, another person jumps in and saves kaaruumii. After the incident. Kaaruumii is sick with Jarcrafted.

"Do you hate me Jar! You almost tried to kill me when you pushed me off the boat!"

"It wasn't me! You know I love you and I would never do that to you!"

"I'm tired of this! We're breaking up!"

"Kaaruumii!"

Kaaruumii runs away before Jarcrafted could stop him. Jacrafted goes home in defeat. But at least his man never found out about his secret relationship.

"Welcome back Jar! How was work?"

"It was tiring. Someone sabotaged everything I did!"

"I see. If you said that you were working, then what is this?"

His man pulls out pictures of Jarcrafted and Kaaruumii going out on the date. Jarcrafted has a fearful look in his face.

"You lying, cheating, mf! How dare you cheat on me!"

"No remi, it isn't like that! We already broke up!"

"Yeah, because of me! I was the one of spilled the ice cream, faked your voice, and pushed him off the boat!"

"remi, how could you?!"

"How could you? I'm gonna kill you, you cheater..."

"Cheater..."

"Cheater!"

"Cheater!"

"CHEATER"

"CHEATER"

The End.

Jarcrafted wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Kaaruumii x Jarcrafted

Kaaruumii and Jarcrafted. How foul. How disgusting. A pair that shouldn't ever be together. Their relationship is a risk to ruining everyone's lives. A forbidden relationship. A Lie. A fake. The world will crumble if the truth is found out.

Kaaruumii and Jarcrafted meet up together to have a date. For this date, they decide to go into an amusement park and enjoy all of the rides there. They continue enjoying each other's company. Trying each ride and eating snacks along the way. Little they know... Someone is trying to ruin their date, and their relationship...

"Hey Kaaruumii! Here's the ice cream you wanted!"

"Thanks!"

As Jarcrafted hands over the ice cream to Kaaruumii, someone bumps into him, causing the ice cream to spill all over Karuumii's clothes.

"Jar what are you doing!"

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean for that to happen!"

"Hmph!"

Karuumii cleans his clothes, he may be upset, it isn't enough to stop his relationship with Jarcrafted. But things are going to get much worse from here.

"Hey Kaaruumii! I hate you so much and I wish you were dead!"

"Jar wtf is wrong with you!"

"I didn't say that!"

"Stop lying so blatantly! It's your voice!"

"It's not me I swear!"

An argument ensues. Someone used a soundboard of Jarcrafted and tricked Kaaruumii into thinking it was him. The two are upset with each other, but they still want to continue the date at least. A big mistake.

Karuumii and Jarcrafted went on a boat ride with other passengers. As the two are taking in a view inside the boat, someone grabs Jarcrafted's hands and used it to push Kaaruumii off the boat.

"Help! I'm drowning and I can't swim!"

"Kaaruumii! I'll come sav-"

Suddenly, another person jumps in and saves kaaruumii. After the incident. Kaaruumii is sick with Jarcrafted.

"Do you hate me Jar! You almost tried to kill me when you pushed me off the boat!"

"It wasn't me! You know I love you and I would never do that to you!"

"I'm tired of this! We're breaking up!"

"Kaaruumii!"

Kaaruumii runs away before Jarcrafted could stop him. Jacrafted goes home in defeat. But at least his man never found out about his secret relationship.

"Welcome back Jar! How was work?"

"It was tiring. Someone sabotaged everything I did!"

"I see. If you said that you were working, then what is this?"

His man pulls out pictures of Jarcrafted and Kaaruumii going out on the date. Jarcrafted has a fearful look in his face.

"You lying, cheating, mf! How dare you cheat on me!"

"No remi, it isn't like that! We already broke up!"

"Yeah, because of me! I was the one of spilled the ice cream, faked your voice, and pushed him off the boat!"

"remi, how could you?!"

"How could you? I'm gonna kill you, you cheater..."

"Cheater..."

"Cheater!"

"Cheater!"

"CHEATER"

"CHEATER"

The End.

💀
not enough gay kissing

Stomiks wrote:

Scyla x Abraker

Abraker is on his daily rounds of constantly locking scyla's threads. This time, scyla is going crazy on spamming everything on the forums, promptly receiving a silence from abraker. Out of anger, scyla confronts abraker about his "unfair treatment."

"abraker, why me silenced? I do nothing wrong"

"Scyla, it's been the 134th time I've locked your thread. Don't you think it's time to follow the rules right about now?"

"noo, scyla want to shitpost for all of OT to see"

"Well I guess it's time I finally exile you."

"nooo! I'm going to your house right now!"

Immediately, as scyla sent this message, he traveled from the philippines all across the oceans into New York, straight into abraker's house. Abraker is shaking, he didn't knew that scyla was this powerful. As abraker hides in a cabinet, fearing for his life, scyla breaks in and begins searching for him. As scyla finds him in the cabinet, somehow some anime tropes occur and abraker is on top of scyla.

"Abreaker..."

The tension rises. Abraker slowly reaches in and kisses scyla. They hurriedly went on a bed, and they first started off with ████████, touching each other in places you shouldn't touch. As scyla starts ███████, telling abraker to hurry up, abraker quickly ████████ his █████ inside scyla. Abraker starts moving, with each ███████ and ███████, they feel each other's body warmth, comforting scyla greats, causing him to ████ greatly, as he says to abraker:

"アブレカー！行くー！！！"

Abraker hears his voice and starts ███████ his ████ into scyla, deep inside him. Scyla smiles gladly.

"Let's do it again sometime, abraker."

The End.

Kaaruumii wrote:

Jarcrafted wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Kaaruumii x Jarcrafted

Kaaruumii and Jarcrafted. How foul. How disgusting. A pair that shouldn't ever be together. Their relationship is a risk to ruining everyone's lives. A forbidden relationship. A Lie. A fake. The world will crumble if the truth is found out.

Kaaruumii and Jarcrafted meet up together to have a date. For this date, they decide to go into an amusement park and enjoy all of the rides there. They continue enjoying each other's company. Trying each ride and eating snacks along the way. Little they know... Someone is trying to ruin their date, and their relationship...

"Hey Kaaruumii! Here's the ice cream you wanted!"

"Thanks!"

As Jarcrafted hands over the ice cream to Kaaruumii, someone bumps into him, causing the ice cream to spill all over Karuumii's clothes.

"Jar what are you doing!"

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean for that to happen!"

"Hmph!"

Karuumii cleans his clothes, he may be upset, it isn't enough to stop his relationship with Jarcrafted. But things are going to get much worse from here.

"Hey Kaaruumii! I hate you so much and I wish you were dead!"

"Jar wtf is wrong with you!"

"I didn't say that!"

"Stop lying so blatantly! It's your voice!"

"It's not me I swear!"

An argument ensues. Someone used a soundboard of Jarcrafted and tricked Kaaruumii into thinking it was him. The two are upset with each other, but they still want to continue the date at least. A big mistake.

Karuumii and Jarcrafted went on a boat ride with other passengers. As the two are taking in a view inside the boat, someone grabs Jarcrafted's hands and used it to push Kaaruumii off the boat.

"Help! I'm drowning and I can't swim!"

"Kaaruumii! I'll come sav-"

Suddenly, another person jumps in and saves kaaruumii. After the incident. Kaaruumii is sick with Jarcrafted.

"Do you hate me Jar! You almost tried to kill me when you pushed me off the boat!"

"It wasn't me! You know I love you and I would never do that to you!"

"I'm tired of this! We're breaking up!"

"Kaaruumii!"

Kaaruumii runs away before Jarcrafted could stop him. Jacrafted goes home in defeat. But at least his man never found out about his secret relationship.

"Welcome back Jar! How was work?"

"It was tiring. Someone sabotaged everything I did!"

"I see. If you said that you were working, then what is this?"

His man pulls out pictures of Jarcrafted and Kaaruumii going out on the date. Jarcrafted has a fearful look in his face.

"You lying, cheating, mf! How dare you cheat on me!"

"No remi, it isn't like that! We already broke up!"

"Yeah, because of me! I was the one of spilled the ice cream, faked your voice, and pushed him off the boat!"

"remi, how could you?!"

"How could you? I'm gonna kill you, you cheater..."

"Cheater..."

"Cheater!"

"Cheater!"

"CHEATER"

"CHEATER"

The End.

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not enough gay kissing

shoulda gave me a kissie before u tried to kill me :c

Jarcrafted wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Kaaruumii x Jarcrafted

Kaaruumii and Jarcrafted. How foul. How disgusting. A pair that shouldn't ever be together. Their relationship is a risk to ruining everyone's lives. A forbidden relationship. A Lie. A fake. The world will crumble if the truth is found out.

Kaaruumii and Jarcrafted meet up together to have a date. For this date, they decide to go into an amusement park and enjoy all of the rides there. They continue enjoying each other's company. Trying each ride and eating snacks along the way. Little they know... Someone is trying to ruin their date, and their relationship...

"Hey Kaaruumii! Here's the ice cream you wanted!"

"Thanks!"

As Jarcrafted hands over the ice cream to Kaaruumii, someone bumps into him, causing the ice cream to spill all over Karuumii's clothes.

"Jar what are you doing!"

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean for that to happen!"

"Hmph!"

Karuumii cleans his clothes, he may be upset, it isn't enough to stop his relationship with Jarcrafted. But things are going to get much worse from here.

"Hey Kaaruumii! I hate you so much and I wish you were dead!"

"Jar wtf is wrong with you!"

"I didn't say that!"

"Stop lying so blatantly! It's your voice!"

"It's not me I swear!"

An argument ensues. Someone used a soundboard of Jarcrafted and tricked Kaaruumii into thinking it was him. The two are upset with each other, but they still want to continue the date at least. A big mistake.

Karuumii and Jarcrafted went on a boat ride with other passengers. As the two are taking in a view inside the boat, someone grabs Jarcrafted's hands and used it to push Kaaruumii off the boat.

"Help! I'm drowning and I can't swim!"

"Kaaruumii! I'll come sav-"

Suddenly, another person jumps in and saves kaaruumii. After the incident. Kaaruumii is sick with Jarcrafted.

"Do you hate me Jar! You almost tried to kill me when you pushed me off the boat!"

"It wasn't me! You know I love you and I would never do that to you!"

"I'm tired of this! We're breaking up!"

"Kaaruumii!"

Kaaruumii runs away before Jarcrafted could stop him. Jacrafted goes home in defeat. But at least his man never found out about his secret relationship.

"Welcome back Jar! How was work?"

"It was tiring. Someone sabotaged everything I did!"

"I see. If you said that you were working, then what is this?"

His man pulls out pictures of Jarcrafted and Kaaruumii going out on the date. Jarcrafted has a fearful look in his face.

"You lying, cheating, mf! How dare you cheat on me!"

"No remi, it isn't like that! We already broke up!"

"Yeah, because of me! I was the one of spilled the ice cream, faked your voice, and pushed him off the boat!"

"remi, how could you?!"

"How could you? I'm gonna kill you, you cheater..."

"Cheater..."

"Cheater!"

"Cheater!"

"CHEATER"

"CHEATER"

The End.

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not enough gay kissing

Stomiks wrote:

I want to make something interesting other than people constantly fucking and kissing

Achromalia wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

I want to make something interesting other than people constantly fucking and kissing

then i have a commission for you :>

an eleven-year-old child, mourning for humanity. gazing blankly into defunct cyberspace for records of human experiences, they dream of rewriting the past and living again through a universe where their escapist idealist stories can be woven together.

you have full creative liberty from there onward~

Stomiks wrote:

Jarcrafted wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Kaaruumii x Jarcrafted

Kaaruumii and Jarcrafted. How foul. How disgusting. A pair that shouldn't ever be together. Their relationship is a risk to ruining everyone's lives. A forbidden relationship. A Lie. A fake. The world will crumble if the truth is found out.

Kaaruumii and Jarcrafted meet up together to have a date. For this date, they decide to go into an amusement park and enjoy all of the rides there. They continue enjoying each other's company. Trying each ride and eating snacks along the way. Little they know... Someone is trying to ruin their date, and their relationship...

"Hey Kaaruumii! Here's the ice cream you wanted!"

"Thanks!"

As Jarcrafted hands over the ice cream to Kaaruumii, someone bumps into him, causing the ice cream to spill all over Karuumii's clothes.

"Jar what are you doing!"

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean for that to happen!"

"Hmph!"

Karuumii cleans his clothes, he may be upset, it isn't enough to stop his relationship with Jarcrafted. But things are going to get much worse from here.

"Hey Kaaruumii! I hate you so much and I wish you were dead!"

"Jar wtf is wrong with you!"

"I didn't say that!"

"Stop lying so blatantly! It's your voice!"

"It's not me I swear!"

An argument ensues. Someone used a soundboard of Jarcrafted and tricked Kaaruumii into thinking it was him. The two are upset with each other, but they still want to continue the date at least. A big mistake.

Karuumii and Jarcrafted went on a boat ride with other passengers. As the two are taking in a view inside the boat, someone grabs Jarcrafted's hands and used it to push Kaaruumii off the boat.

"Help! I'm drowning and I can't swim!"

"Kaaruumii! I'll come sav-"

Suddenly, another person jumps in and saves kaaruumii. After the incident. Kaaruumii is sick with Jarcrafted.

"Do you hate me Jar! You almost tried to kill me when you pushed me off the boat!"

"It wasn't me! You know I love you and I would never do that to you!"

"I'm tired of this! We're breaking up!"

"Kaaruumii!"

Kaaruumii runs away before Jarcrafted could stop him. Jacrafted goes home in defeat. But at least his man never found out about his secret relationship.

"Welcome back Jar! How was work?"

"It was tiring. Someone sabotaged everything I did!"

"I see. If you said that you were working, then what is this?"

His man pulls out pictures of Jarcrafted and Kaaruumii going out on the date. Jarcrafted has a fearful look in his face.

"You lying, cheating, mf! How dare you cheat on me!"

"No remi, it isn't like that! We already broke up!"

"Yeah, because of me! I was the one of spilled the ice cream, faked your voice, and pushed him off the boat!"

"remi, how could you?!"

"How could you? I'm gonna kill you, you cheater..."

"Cheater..."

"Cheater!"

"Cheater!"

"CHEATER"

"CHEATER"

The End.

💀
not enough gay kissing

I want to make something interesting other than people constantly fucking and kissing

Stomiks wrote:

Aireunaeus and his lost Brother Aireu

Aireunaeus and Aireu. Brothers separated from each other at birth. They have now gone from different families. With Aierunaeus coming from poland. But brothers are alike. They have similarities to them that can always connect them together. They have a brotherly boned that can never break, even if they never knew each other or even never acknowledged each other's existence.

This time, their passion for osu has finally connected them together. They see each other's account osu!, and they immediately feel a connection. They DM'd each other and finally talked together for the first time in how many years. The time they lost while they were apart is now reducing. They may not know that they're brothers, but they already feel like it.

One day, during one of their regular chats, aireu questions if they're ever related. It's not a misktake that the beginning of aireunaeus' name is aireu. Aireu was joking, but aireunaeus insisted that they should try a DNA test. After getting the results from the DNA test, they send each other their results, and found out that they really are actually brothers. Both are overjoyed. They always knew they had a brother taken away from them, but they never knew they were each other's brother.

Aireu and Aireunaeus plans on meeing up together in real life. Since aireunaeus doesn't have any money, aireu decided to come to poland himself. At the airport, they finally see each other's faces. Both of them were overjoyed. They share a big hug at the airport, crying with joy. They sit down at a nearby coffee shop, conversing with all sorts of topics. How they lived separately, how they're doing up until now, catching up with all the time they missed spending it together.

The End.

Stomiks wrote:

The Death of Kaaruumii's signature with the tongue sticking out


It was a normal day for kaaruumii, going on the osu forums once more, until he noticed... his signature... is gone!

"SIGNATURE WITH THE TONGUE STICKING OUT NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Kaaruumii shrieks in absolute pain. He is clueless as to why someone had removed his life and blood. He went on the discord to announce the death of his signature, crying in tears.

During this, he looked at his DMs, and there it is. A message from a GMT regarding the removal of his signature. The GMT explains that they removed the signature because of the GIMME MILKIES part while underneath is an image of Kurumi Tokisaki performing a licking gesture. Kaaruumii pleads the GMT to bring back his signature, saying that he'll do anything to bring it back.

Fortunately, this GMT is nicer than most. They allow kaaruuumii to bring his signature back IF he removed the "GIMME MILKIES" text below the image. Kaaruumii is overjoyed. He could have his signature back. Although the text is gone, it is a necessary sacrifice in order to bring peace throughout kaaruumii.

The GMT gives a pastebin of kaaruumii's signature back. After a few tweaking, kaaruumii finally has a "forum appropriate" signature, free from all possible attacks from GMTs. Meanwhile, during the discord chat, one duck decides to get bold and post the GIMME MILKIES part on their userpage. Now he waits until mods finally get him for the "crimes" he has done.

The End.