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Give an unusual curse to the user below you

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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
So, please be creative, don't give actual insulting curses.

Let me start: I curse you with every lemon, orange and citrus that you squeeze won't have juice and will be full of seeds.
Farfocele
1,041 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
I curse you with your pizzas having no crust.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
Man ;w;

I curse you with all your keyboards changing from QWERTY to AZERTY to COLEMAK at random times.
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Zelzatter Zero
3,984 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
I curse you to have at least one LEGO piece on the floor every time you take a step
B0ii
591 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii
I curse you to make all of your bread be nothing but all crust
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,766 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
Your now cursed and every person, animal or furry who see you will want to eat you
Farfocele
1,041 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
I curse you to never be able to play your favourite games again
MangaGrumpy
317 posts
Joined May 2022
MangaGrumpy
I curse you to be allergic to sausages
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
I was literally going to have them as lunch today...

I curse you with all pencils, pens and anything you write with start writing with random rainbow colors.
MangaGrumpy
317 posts
Joined May 2022
MangaGrumpy
Nice job dingus, now I mad grrr
I curse you to only speak in german
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Zelzatter Zero
3,984 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
Sorry, Deutsch ist nicht meine Muttersprache.

Ich verfluche dich, wenn alle Spiele, die du liebst, von EA gekauft werden.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
JOKES ON YOU I LIKE THE SIMS...
As for the rest... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

I curse you with being stuck to Windows XP, every time you try to use a computer with a newer operating system, it explodes.
Zelzatter Zero
3,984 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
I curse you with all your electronic accessories being unable to turn on
keremaru
218 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
I curse you to an eternal life of constant good luck.
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z0z
505 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
i curse you to have every place you go to have a lemon
Zelzatter Zero
3,984 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
I curse you with your PC/laptop having no CPU
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
oh... getting a replacement will be easier

I curse you with your chair being made out of cardboard
Farfocele
1,041 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
I curse you with getting unsolicited coupons every day for services you don't use.
synthwavesquid
206 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
i curse you to be permanently followed around by a duck wearing a tophat. the duck is immortal and can't be harmed
MangaGrumpy
317 posts
Joined May 2022
MangaGrumpy
Ok very nice
I curse you with your pillow farting every 24 hours
z0z
505 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
pillow poofs out regular air every 24 hours, seems fine most of the time

every time you wake up from sleeping, a building within 100 miles around you collapses excluding the building you're in, the building you live at, and buildings within a mile of either location
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Zelzatter Zero
3,984 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
I curse you with the ability to trade your dreams (even the most absurd one) with your life.
Farfocele
1,041 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
I curse you with your osu account being restricted and unrestricted every day
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
oh, well.


I curse you with the inability of seeing the color white.
HoosierTransfer
279 posts
Joined October 2021
HoosierTransfer
dies because i use a dt skin

every hour 1 file gets deleted from your computer
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
I have lots of unimportant files so that'll be fine I guess.
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You have to suffer listening to your worst music genre.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
WHY?!

I curse you with the letter "E" not working in none of the keyboards you write with, and you will also be unable to copy-paste it.
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Ok.
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You will pay some tax daily.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
Aw crap, I hope it's deducted automatically from my bank account.

You're cursed with your sweat being made of superglue.
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Cool, I guess. I smell rubbery.
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I give you lemons as your daily meal and you need to eat it.
Zelzatter Zero
3,984 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
I curse you with immorality, but in turn a spider will always be on your body.
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Cool.
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You will stuck in a different dimension but in the same world.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
I'm 2D! oh...

You're cursed with forgetting what vowels are.
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
qwrtyup?
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You'll be speaking a whole new language and never understand other people anymore and vice versa.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
¿JAB? ¿QUÉ ESTÁS DICIENDO? NOOOOOOOOO.

I curse you with your vocabulary being reduced to 10 words.
z0z
505 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
the i, be to and have i

when it rains near you, all falling water shifts a cm towards you per meter fallen
Farfocele
1,041 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
a

i curse you to get random pizzas with toppings you don't like every day.
keremaru
218 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
OK. Time to make "send pizza to homeless shelter" a part of my daily routine.

I curse you with having to close one of your eyes for multiple hours of the day, every day.
Farfocele
1,041 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
I curse you with all your mouses being set to unchangable 200 dpi
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
That's fine, I'm used to full area player.
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You're always not confident with your answers and make second guesses - eventually you can't answer.
Farfocele
1,041 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
I curse you with always having the urge to cheat in any game you play.
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
At least I'm better than you + skill issue.
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Stuck on a day cycle.
z0z
505 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
gotta stay inside i guess, it's gonna get insanely hot here

gems fill the sky that you can see, continuously blocking out more sun as time goes
MangaGrumpy
317 posts
Joined May 2022
MangaGrumpy
That's actually really kind of you

I curse you that so every can of beans you eat spontaneously combusts for no reason
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
Hah, I NEVER eat canned beans.

I curse you that you cannot touch plastic.
Farfocele
1,041 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
I curse you with everyone giving you unsolicited awards on reddit.
Cubedflame
172 posts
Joined August 2021
Cubedflame
i curse you so that you sound like darth vader
Zelzatter Zero
3,984 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
oh I love deep voice

I curse you with the inability to see.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
Alright, I hope I could live with this.

I curse you with your monitor, phones and screens be stuck at 1% brightness.
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
As long as I'm not under a sunlight, I'm fine with it.
Plus, I'm used to it so git gud.
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Unable to chew food - meaning you only able to swallow drink or blended food to digest.
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