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abraker wanna lock this thread? also lock the other one too :P

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Topic Starter
kujubuo
Well i have been researching about osu! for the past few weeks and now i will tell the reasons to stop playing osu!

Off-Topic

You need to be productive. You should start finding ideas for what to post on off topic. To do that first you should stop playing osu!. Why do you ask?

Researchers find that average osu! player has an iq of 70. Thats really bad compared to the iq of the rest of the world.

For a healthy life

Now you will say that you still can have a healthy life when you play osu! But researchers again found that playing osu! will make your life about circles. You will only love the circle and you will have a circle house.

Guys the life isnt about the circle its about the geometry. Squares will be always better and you cant be stuck with circles only.

Have a girlfriend

Researchers show that girls actually hate fast fingers. Not playing osu! will help you derust and you will be able to have a great sex life and all girls will love u.

Playing other games


osu! is just about clicking circles. That sucks instead you should buy skyrim and have sex mods that will satisfy you.

To Have Friends

If you are a shy person or just a person that cant get friends. This will help you a lot.

You will stop being shy and actually try friending people when you stop playing osu!

Because for your whole life you were just clicking circles and not doing anything else

For the ryuk mindset

After you stop playing osu!. You will focus more on money. So you will decide to study Ryuk Mindset. You will learn how to exploit the poor and join the top of the world.
Topic Starter
kujubuo
I will publish part 2 tomorrow. Stay tuned!
z0z
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DeletedUser_13957006
what
abraker
You think misclicked a link somewhere a long the way

I'm sure you intended to post that here: https://www.wikihow.com
keremaru
beans
z0z

abraker wrote:

You think misclicked a link somewhere a long the way

I'm sure you intended to post that here: https://www.wikihow.com
the pictures on there are comedy
Karmine

z0z wrote:

abraker wrote:

You think misclicked a link somewhere a long the way

I'm sure you intended to post that here: https://www.wikihow.com
the pictures on there are comedy
You should try https://damn.dog
Topic Starter
kujubuo

abraker wrote:

You think misclicked a link somewhere a long the way

I'm sure you intended to post that here: https://www.wikihow.com
i actually wanted to make this like some sort of wikihow but i couldnt find images for this :(
supsatan
abraker

Karmine wrote:

z0z wrote:

abraker wrote:

You think misclicked a link somewhere a long the way

I'm sure you intended to post that here: https://www.wikihow.com
the pictures on there are comedy
You should try https://damn.dog
thats funny
Corne2Plum3

Karmine wrote:

z0z wrote:

abraker wrote:

You think misclicked a link somewhere a long the way

I'm sure you intended to post that here: https://www.wikihow.com
the pictures on there are comedy
You should try https://damn.dog
I got 100%
[RUE]Bambinex
Corne the wikihow expert
Manishh
who the heck are those researchers
Topic Starter
kujubuo

Manishh wrote:

who the heck are those researchers
me
Sophie Twilight
Thank you for the detailed research.

I've officially quitted playing osu! and moved on to mapping osu!
Hoshimegu Mio
Why you should stop living:
McEndu
osu is fucking loud with the wrong keyboard

I can't play osu now because there is covid somewhere around and my parents are forced to work at home
Topic Starter
kujubuo

McEndu wrote:

osu is fucking loud with the wrong keyboard

I can't play osu now because there is covid somewhere around and my parents are forced to work at home
i feel bad for the chinese people
milotek

Have a girlfriend

I already had a girlfriend... that broke up with me last month ago because she found somebody better than me...

Playing other games

dang... is osu!mania not another game?!

To Have Friends

I'd rather have no friends

For a healthy life

man I never even had a healthy life to begin with
McEndu

Seofmon wrote:

McEndu wrote:

osu is fucking loud with the wrong keyboard

I can't play osu now because there is covid somewhere around and my parents are forced to work at home
i feel bad for the chinese people
at least it is better than getting covid and dying on the streets
z0z
/leavethread
abraker
Ok, who tf installed Window Me onto OT
ColdTooth
dont care
Manishh
I agree with you
Deleting osu
Topic Starter
kujubuo

Manishh wrote:

I agree with you
Deleting osu
poggers
Patatitta

abraker wrote:

Ok, who tf installed Window Me onto OT
best windows edition idk hwhy are you complaining
Manishh




Seofmon wrote:

Manishh wrote:

I agree with you
Deleting osu
poggers
I cant i am reinstalling it
Topic Starter
kujubuo
NOOOO
Julian_Kaiser

Seofmon wrote:

Have a girlfriend
Your exam week is coming.
Topic Starter
kujubuo

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

Seofmon wrote:

Have a girlfriend
Your exam week is coming.
your girlfriend will make you study for the exam
Manishh
never run for bus, train and a girl

one will go, second will come
z0z

Seofmon wrote:

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

Seofmon wrote:

Have a girlfriend
Your exam week is coming.
your girlfriend will make you study for the exam
i am not in a relationship
AccountWontWork
Im 5 weeks behind school work.


tho at least Im near a 200pp play :D
z0z

AccountWontWork wrote:

Im 5 weeks behind school work.


tho at least Im near a 200pp play :D
if your grades aren't that good, i think you should catch up a bit
[ Rynn ]
i stopped playing osu but i dont think im doing anything productive
Topic Starter
kujubuo

Itz_UwU_Playz wrote:

i stopped playing osu but i dont think im doing anything productive
okay because you are doing something bad that we dont know
Karmine

Itz_UwU_Playz wrote:

i stopped playing osu but i dont think im doing anything productive
Quit osu! to become OT denizen, truly a glow up.
[ Rynn ]

Karmine wrote:

Itz_UwU_Playz wrote:

i stopped playing osu but i dont think im doing anything productive
Quit osu! to become OT denizen, truly a glow up.
nah at this point im starting to post less in OT, but i still have no idea wtf im doing these days
Julian_Kaiser

Seofmon wrote:

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

Seofmon wrote:

Have a girlfriend
Your exam week is coming.
your girlfriend will make you study for the exam
No, because your parents won't let you study with your girlfriend nor access the internet. And you'll start thinking about your girlfriend which adds more pressure.
Manishh

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

Seofmon wrote:

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

Seofmon wrote:

Have a girlfriend
Your exam week is coming.
your girlfriend will make you study for the exam
No, because your parents won't let you study with your girlfriend nor access the internet. And you'll start thinking about your girlfriend which adds more pressure.
My parents will

Are you living in 1980.
Thinking about gf is your problem
Julian_Kaiser

Manishh wrote:

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

Seofmon wrote:

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

Seofmon wrote:

Have a girlfriend
Your exam week is coming.
your girlfriend will make you study for the exam
No, because your parents won't let you study with your girlfriend nor access the internet. And you'll start thinking about your girlfriend which adds more pressure.
My parents will

Are you living in 1980.
Thinking about gf is your problem
But you're m o n k e who has rejected humanity.
Manishh

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

Manishh wrote:

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

Seofmon wrote:

Julian_Kaiser wrote:

Seofmon wrote:

Have a girlfriend
Your exam week is coming.
your girlfriend will make you study for the exam
No, because your parents won't let you study with your girlfriend nor access the internet. And you'll start thinking about your girlfriend which adds more pressure.
My parents will

Are you living in 1980.
Thinking about gf is your problem
But you're m o n k e who has rejected humanity.
Discrimination
Topic Starter
kujubuo
what the fuck is going on here
z0z
wtf happened
WitherMite

z0z wrote:

wtf happened
idk man im just over here temporarily quitw until I get some stuff together.

not gonna lie and say im quitting forever, but its probably gonna be a pretty long break
Hoshimegu Mio
I'd have to stop playing and start mapping.
Topic Starter
kujubuo

YyottaCat wrote:

I'd have to stop playing and start mapping.
Well thats just worse
Corne2Plum3
wtf
z0z
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