i could play this (aaaahgh i would love to play on an acoustic piano again...) and i could sell/donate this if i move (maybe a midi synthesizer would fit my needs better as a replacement?), really i have no reason to refuse ^^
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take it or leave it:
die, but you can live again as a ghostly spectator following the first three persons to encounter its lifeless remains, while having absorbed and spied on their conveniently well-preserved memories which are accessible for you to experience and re-experience at any time. you will die once they've all died :)