nah

a pirated nintendo 3ds full to the brim with games

sure.

The standard offer regarding bans on wikipedia.

idk anything about that, but i decline it

a bottle of [redacted]'s pheromones

B0ii wrote:

idk anything about that, but i decline it

a bottle of [redacted]'s pheromones

Wikipedia's standard offer.

OT: Nope.

A stenography keyboard.

Nah, confusing to me


A Female and Femboy Bodyguard that Had pulse rifle from hl2

ye.

A comically sized stick to bonk people with.

too violent in real world, would be arrested, no

Living in Switzerland

mmh, kinda, if there was Some Muslim places, im in


A Coat where Upon death While wearing it, You get Reincarnated To World Of your Choices.

Sure af

Living the life you always wanted, but you lose your family

sure.

You get typing coaching from Mythicalrocket.

who

A one time opportunity on a trip to japan for free

take it.

Same as my last post (Rocket is #1 on MonkeyType.)

Don't care

You die

Leaving it.

You become the GOAT of current F1 drivers. (Max Verstappen)

Ill take it

A Custom 350Z That Can reach 310 KPH

yeah, i'll take it.

You become an F1 pay driver.

nah, doesn't sound too fun....

become a cat ( not a catgirl, just. a cat )

mothmoon wrote:

nah, doesn't sound too fun....

become a cat ( not a catgirl, just. a cat )

Depends on the cat, but i think i will take it.

A keyboard.

Will definitely take the keyboard.

Spend a day with ppy

I'd rather spend a day with hitler

Knowing what a person really thinks of you

yea, i take it!
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a magical orb that grants ur every wish (yes anything)

yes.

You become swedish (bad)

Compared to being a filipino it's like a blessing from god

You become a woman

Not too bad I think

You become an anime character, but as the role of NPC

Ok, But, If i was the villain im in

You get Isekai'd But, Same world as we live in, But The world is plagued with Street racing

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

Ok, But, If i was the villain im in

You get Isekai'd But, Same world as we live in, But The world is plagued with Street racing

If formula 1 exists there too i'm in

A pic of my btd6 profile.

i... don't really see what i'd get out of that, so no i guess

>>

pipe bomb

yes please :)

a bag of chocolate covered pretzels ^^

chocolate is mid, no sir


go home

I'm already in

ability to turn into a werewolf whenever you want

if you let me exchange the "wolf" for a different animal then sure

>>

elite-level gaming skills in the most recent game you played

HEEECKK YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

a piece of cloth that can become any article of clothing you wish

Yes

Pizza with Pineapple on it

honestly yeah not that bad!

a trip to the moon?

yes.

The 6969th post? Just kidding, you can't get it anyway.

Ability to take great photos, as long as they are of liminal spaces, dreamcore, or weirdcore.

heck yeah

mmm,,, ps!bandu hug?

lostsilver wrote:

heck yeah

mmm,,, ps!bandu hug?

i guess i don't lose anything, sure.

You can give your least favorite F1 driver a 10 second penalty, once, at any time.

no thx, im into street racing

get a share from any companies linked to racing, about 2 to 6%

i know nothing about racing


banana?

sametdze wrote:

i know nothing about racing


banana?

yes,

where my offer at

where MY offer at?

You get to become Lance Stroll in 2017 and maybe even rewrite his future! You keep his racing skills from that time, so you will still drive for Williams like the actual Lance Stroll did.

No I want to remain a woman even if I like F1

You become an olympian level as in world record level at one sport that you want, but your osu! progress will stagnate forever

E-sports doesn't count so no osu

kokomi armpit wrote:

No I want to remain a woman even if I like F1

You become an olympian level as in world record level at one sport that you want, but your osu! progress will stagnate forever

E-sports doesn't count so no osu

it already did, i have nothing to lose. Taking it.

A setup that looks like your dream setup but it's ran by a 10 year old laptop.

mmh, nah, ill leave it

A Storage full phones, atleast 500, from 2017 to 2022

no thank you

a lifetime supply of your favorite food(s)

Hell yeah!

Getting gta 6 a year early

Why not?

An iPad

For drawing yes, But For Rotting my brains? no

Have Sex with any Celebrities that You liked

nah.

You get to test drive an F1 car with the team that made the car.

i'd leave the offer alone and pass it along to someone else, that's not particularly interesting for me... but maybe i'd consider it if i were older and understood what i'd feel about it, idk

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this offer has four primary premises:⠀
+ you are a telepathic parasite. you can see what other people see, feel what other people feel, think what other people think, and you will remember their memories. you know everything they know. these people will not know you're there, and there is no apparent form of medical screening that would ever be able to detect you. however, you cannot influence their mind or body, and you can't influence their thoughts/feelings or their choices. you are nothing more than a spectator and experiential archivist.

+ you may occupy one mind/body at a time from five other people, like a metaphorical collection of extra "save-files" and "load-files" (in addition to your own original body/mind), and you may then internalize the experiences that the hosts collected/remembered through the continuity of those bodies and their histories. you can absorb that information into your own original body without necessarily overwriting your own current original personality, although maintaining multiple perspectives at once will come with a catch that will be explained later. you can only mix-and-match those imported personalities/memories to emulate something about how someone behaves/thinks/feels while in your original body/mind, and you can only manipulate/emulate those mixed-and-matched characteristics through conscious effort. any personalities/memories you've adopted in those five "save-files" will register as separate conflicting "intuitions/instincts" until you're done.

+ to observe someone, simply daydream about them while attempting to imagine who they've been, and keep searching until you grow a compulsive sequence of intuitions. pursue these intuitions vigorously until you can vividly see a frozen image of what that person's point of view looks like-- then relax, hold onto that memory, open your eyes, and blink. you now see/feel everything exactly as they do except they're accompanied with a sensation akin to a vague impression of a lucid dream-- but while you exist as this person, you will also intuitively feel part of yourself "outside" the host body you're observing... so if you want to save/exit this point of view to return to "yourself", repeat the daydream procedure and imagine who you've originally been.

+ however, your new experiences will naturally dilute and scramble your personality from the original body as a result of conflicting instincts/impressions/perspectives/values from other people. you know everything other people know except you now doubt what you originally knew before you took the offer. you think new thoughts and feel new feelings about your original experiences, so those memories now feel vaguely foreign, and while you can intuit what they've meant to you, you don't really instinctually respond to them the way you normally did-- if you had to make a conscious and deliberate effort to emulate other people before you took this offer (an offer made to relieve yourself of that effort and experience other perspectives with absolute clarity and accuracy), you now have to deliberately make an effort to emulate your original self in order to retain that original personality. ultimately, you can condition yourself to mitigate it and hold true to your original personality, but it will require some discipline.