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And i just realized that that song is from Alstroemeria Records, no wonder why i like it
And i just realized that that song is from Alstroemeria Records, no wonder why i like it
I feel like this page should be a bad apple page now
Bad apple is overdone like Un Owen
o-okYoeri wrote:
You'll be overdone once I'm done with you
It feels to me like Un Owen is less overdone now since focus has been on other stuff
You like being dominated don't you?
Of course Hermione, sleep all the time you needGranger wrote:
can i haz sleep
/me runs
Actually thats not true. I do have a collab with Sonatora and Shellghost but that doesnt mean I own them. Its more like companionship.silmarilen wrote:
yeah but i have a collab avatar with you and enet doesnt so you have to listen to me
yesEneT wrote:
You like being dominated don't you?
I'm here to publicly denounce Trash for thinking that just having an avatar from the same source is a collab and announce that I have nothing to do with him.
who the hell are you
Another OT user who hasn't played the game in ages yet is still here.
lern2take a joke nub
IppE
PS3 controller suffices.Yoeri wrote:
I hope you have a good controller and an insanely powerful PCIppE wrote:
no sleep, just agony
It runs okay-ish (30fps usually, randomly dips to 24fps because :reasons:) at 1920x1080 with dsfix so ech.
And now after the first 3 hours and a few dozen deaths, I quite like it.
If you really do get into the game and get an interest for the actual story I'd recommend you watch some lore videos in youtube. It may not seem like it but the developers really do put a lot of effort into the lore through the use of vague hints such as item descriptions, enemy/item placements, the environment etc.
You'd be surprised. They don't spoon feed you the story, they instead choose to make you search for it which is something I like from souls games.
You'd be surprised. They don't spoon feed you the story, they instead choose to make you search for it which is something I like from souls games.
IppE
The combat is a lot slower than Bloodborne but I consider it to be harder. Bloodborne is the easiest out of all the souls games. There are a couple things that I have to criticize about Dark Souls though. Some parts feel like they were rushed during development, most notably the area before the Bed of Chaos boss fight; some of the textures are shoddy and some parts don't even have textures at all. Also you might get extreme fps loss in an infamous area known as Blighttown. That coupled with the poisonous enemies makes that area cancer.
SHERUGHOST, TEMEE!!Shellghost wrote:
I'm here to publicly denounce Trash for thinking that just having an avatar from the same source is a collab and announce that I have nothing to do with him.
IppE
good thing brian hasnt posted a saber yet, now i got to wish someone a happy birthday at their midnight
Fuck blighttown in the ass. Worst place ever. Especially that fucking one-way broken ass tree root thing you have to jump to when you're ten billion feet high that pretty much leaves you no choice but to die because who the hell would guess that you actually can't make the jump back.EneT wrote:
The combat is a lot slower than Bloodborne but I consider it to be harder. Bloodborne is the easiest out of all the souls games. There are a couple things that I have to criticize about Dark Souls though. Some parts feel like they were rushed during development, most notably the area before the Bed of Chaos boss fight; some of the textures are shoddy and some parts don't even have textures at all. Also you might get extreme fps loss in an infamous area known as Blighttown. That coupled with the poisonous enemies makes that area cancer.
Only thing worse than that were the archers in Anor fucking Londo
On that note, do we have a teamspeak or something to that effect?
Why the fuck is everyone complaining about those archers. They're the cutest things ever. IMO I had a harder fucking time adjusting to the shitty-ass piss PC controls at the start of the game, than actually avoiding those projectiles.
They're easy to kill when you're not on some skinny gothic-styled arches that would otherwise stop you from falling to your doom.
It's actually interesting to see that you've played the game. I thought you weren't all that much into games.
I love games but college doesn't let me lose myself in games like I used to.
It's simple shoco - just drop the social life completely and devote your life to doing things in 5 rooms, one of which is playing games for hours.
Wait, don't do it, lest you want to end up like me.
Wait, don't do it, lest you want to end up like me.
Social life is for weaklings.
You know you need those stats, mate.
You know you need those stats, mate.
Current year posting
Same but 04:24
Khelly wrote:
Current year posting
tbh I never really had trouble with the archers in Anor Londo. If you just ran up to them naked with no armor then their arrows would just miss. Both Blighttown and those archers are two things that made Dark Souls good. What I really hated though was the Bed of Chaos fight, because it's not even a fight in the first place, not to mention that last jump you had to do. Then if you die you have to make a 5 min trek back.Brian OA wrote:
Fuck blighttown in the ass. Worst place ever. Especially that fucking one-way broken ass tree root thing you have to jump to when you're ten billion feet high that pretty much leaves you no choice but to die because who the hell would guess that you actually can't make the jump back.
Only thing worse than that were the archers in Anor fucking Londo
Honestly all the Lord Soul bosses were assholes
Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
Really? Gwyn was a really disappointing last boss fight though, you could just parry him to death. The last boss in the DLC though, that's a real last boss. Especially knowing that Manus is the Progenitor of all humans and the founder of the Dark Souls.Brian OA wrote:
Honestly all the Lord Soul bosses were assholes
Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
I never played through the DLC, actually. I read up on it and thought it was pretty interesting, though. I always felt like that fight with the dog thing with Artorias's sword was alluding to something huge.EneT wrote:
Really? Gwyn was a really disappointing last boss fight though, you could just parry him to death. The last boss in the DLC though, that's a real last boss. Especially knowing that Manus is the Progenitor of all humans and the founder of the Dark Souls.Brian OA wrote:
Honestly all the Lord Soul bosses were assholes
Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
Oh you really should, the DLC is great and gives you the 3 best boss fights in the game: Artorias, Khalameet and Manus. The lore in it is also very important, all the events that happen in Dark Souls 2 occur due to the events that happen in the Dark Souls 1 DLC.
Cool, I just gotta fly back to...
Okay, I'll just put that on a to-do list
Okay, I'll just put that on a to-do list
for a moment I thought she's on her periodBrian OA wrote:
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You're still alive mom?
That's fine, I don't like being acquainted with Jews.
My real mom's a christian though.
and how does that stop her from loving them shekels? (;
Cus' she racist as fuck.
Stfu mom, where's the parental support that you're supposed to be giving me?
Yeah what are we having for dinner today mom?
Worst mom 2015 won't even let me put my drawings on the fridge 0/10
Father's dead mom; he died in a suicide bombing.
Yeah, you also need to stop persuading us to offer ourselves as sacrifice to Allah.
There are many dads, I would guess
I'm pretty sure a son could be one of the dads at this point
I'm pretty sure a son could be one of the dads at this point
no wonder all of you are autisticBrian OA wrote:
I'm pretty sure a son could be one of the dads at this point
You're also my sister btw. Try to figure that out for yourself.
Ha, I like that. That was actually a good pun unlike the shit puns TB posts.Brian OA wrote:
This stuff would shake Oedipus into a blind submission
Yeah sure, as long as you don't skimp out on me. If you're super serious, shoot me a PM. If not, then ecks dee dee dee to you.Milkshake wrote:
hey brian let's collab XDDDDDDDd
I try.EneT wrote:
Ha, I like that. That was actually a good pun unlike the shit puns TB posts.Brian OA wrote:
This stuff would shake Oedipus into a blind submission
Are you serious as well?IppE wrote:
I can also do collab avatars for the low price of $9.99 a month!
I had the jew-privilege and collabed with the buns for free!IppE wrote:
I can also do collab avatars for the low price of $9.99 a month!
Ok, but you'll have to pay for the shipping cost of sending the pic to you which is a hefty sum of $0.10 per pixel.IppE wrote:
I can also do collab avatars for the low price of $9.99 a month!
IppE
I have a 90% off coupon for that.IppE wrote:
I can also do collab avatars for the low price of $9.99 a month!
Posting in Russia WC page
good morning
We're not allowed to say good morning here.
No, we are NOT allowed to say "morning bob" or changing our username to Morning Bob.EneT wrote:
We're not allowed to say good morning here.
Boy oh boy how lovely my apartment smells after I miraculously managed to break 3 bottles of wine and a 2litre bottle of rakia on the floor. That shit smell ain't comin' out any time soon, and I have to hand my apartment keys over to the owner for a check-up.
Nice.
RIPGranger wrote:
morning bob
shut up grandmaAurani wrote:
Boy oh boy how lovely my apartment smells after I miraculously managed to break 3 bottles of wine and a 2litre bottle of rakia on the floor. That shit smell ain't comin' out any time soon, and I have to hand my apartment keys over to the owner for a check-up.
Oh look, Fritz, ze Jew iz getting cocky agein, fire up ze oven!
Shut up mom, you don't even know who your own mother is.
Anyone even use the steam music player?
You wish?Trash Boat wrote:
RIPGranger wrote:
morning bobHermioneGranger, 1987-2015
So can jewing on the Steam market help teach economics?
nice memeFriendan wrote:
But more importantly, it gives ME money.
Well I know it's not my money and it's actually gaben's, but I can buy rent games.
Today I woke up early to sneak into my sister's room while she was still in school to update the software on her Xbox, PC and smartphone
It freaks me out when people don't keep their software up-to-date and then complain when things don't work correctly
She will thank me one day
It freaks me out when people don't keep their software up-to-date and then complain when things don't work correctly
She will thank me one day
We all know you wanted to sniff that Bratwurst, mate.
Admit it, you creep!
Admit it, you creep!