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IppE

EneT wrote:

The combat is a lot slower than Bloodborne but I consider it to be harder. Bloodborne is the easiest out of all the souls games.
I never actually played bloodborne, just watched it being played (I watch grep to pass time, sue me).
silmarilen
good thing brian hasnt posted a saber yet, now i got to wish someone a happy birthday at their midnight
Bweh

EneT wrote:

The combat is a lot slower than Bloodborne but I consider it to be harder. Bloodborne is the easiest out of all the souls games. There are a couple things that I have to criticize about Dark Souls though. Some parts feel like they were rushed during development, most notably the area before the Bed of Chaos boss fight; some of the textures are shoddy and some parts don't even have textures at all. Also you might get extreme fps loss in an infamous area known as Blighttown. That coupled with the poisonous enemies makes that area cancer.
Fuck blighttown in the ass. Worst place ever. Especially that fucking one-way broken ass tree root thing you have to jump to when you're ten billion feet high that pretty much leaves you no choice but to die because who the hell would guess that you actually can't make the jump back.

Only thing worse than that were the archers in Anor fucking Londo

On that note, do we have a teamspeak or something to that effect?
Aurani
Why the fuck is everyone complaining about those archers. They're the cutest things ever. IMO I had a harder fucking time adjusting to the shitty-ass piss PC controls at the start of the game, than actually avoiding those projectiles.
Bweh
They're easy to kill when you're not on some skinny gothic-styled arches that would otherwise stop you from falling to your doom.
Aurani
It's actually interesting to see that you've played the game. I thought you weren't all that much into games.
Bweh
I love games but college doesn't let me lose myself in games like I used to.
Aurani
It's simple shoco - just drop the social life completely and devote your life to doing things in 5 rooms, one of which is playing games for hours.

Wait, don't do it, lest you want to end up like me.
Bweh
I like my social life
Aurani
Social life is for weaklings.

You know you need those stats, mate.
Yuudachi-kun
Current year posting
Bweh
Vapor
brian it's 10am and i haven't slept
Yuudachi-kun
Same but 04:24
EneT

Khelly wrote:

Current year posting

Brian OA wrote:

Fuck blighttown in the ass. Worst place ever. Especially that fucking one-way broken ass tree root thing you have to jump to when you're ten billion feet high that pretty much leaves you no choice but to die because who the hell would guess that you actually can't make the jump back.

Only thing worse than that were the archers in Anor fucking Londo
tbh I never really had trouble with the archers in Anor Londo. If you just ran up to them naked with no armor then their arrows would just miss. Both Blighttown and those archers are two things that made Dark Souls good. What I really hated though was the Bed of Chaos fight, because it's not even a fight in the first place, not to mention that last jump you had to do. Then if you die you have to make a 5 min trek back.
Bweh
Honestly all the Lord Soul bosses were assholes

Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
IppE
Oh boy, and I just found Andre.
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

Stop giving lolis LSD and shit.
EneT

Brian OA wrote:

Honestly all the Lord Soul bosses were assholes

Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
Really? Gwyn was a really disappointing last boss fight though, you could just parry him to death. The last boss in the DLC though, that's a real last boss. Especially knowing that Manus is the Progenitor of all humans and the founder of the Dark Souls.
Bweh


EneT wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

Honestly all the Lord Soul bosses were assholes

Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
Really? Gwyn was a really disappointing last boss fight though, you could just parry him to death. The last boss in the DLC though, that's a real last boss. Especially knowing that Manus is the Progenitor of all humans and the founder of the Dark Souls.
I never played through the DLC, actually. I read up on it and thought it was pretty interesting, though. I always felt like that fight with the dog thing with Artorias's sword was alluding to something huge.
EneT
Oh you really should, the DLC is great and gives you the 3 best boss fights in the game: Artorias, Khalameet and Manus. The lore in it is also very important, all the events that happen in Dark Souls 2 occur due to the events that happen in the Dark Souls 1 DLC.
Bweh
Cool, I just gotta fly back to...

Okay, I'll just put that on a to-do list
Milkshake

Brian OA wrote:


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for a moment I thought she's on her period
IppE
bun you silly goose
Milkshake
>////////////<;;;;!111!
EneT
You're still alive mom?
Milkshake
yes and you're adopted
EneT
That's fine, I don't like being acquainted with Jews.
Milkshake
that's not what your real mom said
EneT
My real mom's a christian though.
Milkshake
and how does that stop her from loving them shekels? (;
EneT
Cus' she racist as fuck.
Milkshake
that's what they all say.
EneT
Stfu mom, where's the parental support that you're supposed to be giving me?
IppE
I stole it.
Milkshake
am i everyone's mom or what
Granger
Yes. And when is the food done? Im hungry.
EneT
Yeah what are we having for dinner today mom?
Bweh
Worst mom 2015 won't even let me put my drawings on the fridge 0/10
Milkshake
where's the father because i gotta murder that fag
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