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ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting

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EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT

Khelly wrote:

Current year posting

Brian OA wrote:

Fuck blighttown in the ass. Worst place ever. Especially that fucking one-way broken ass tree root thing you have to jump to when you're ten billion feet high that pretty much leaves you no choice but to die because who the hell would guess that you actually can't make the jump back.

Only thing worse than that were the archers in Anor fucking Londo
tbh I never really had trouble with the archers in Anor Londo. If you just ran up to them naked with no armor then their arrows would just miss. Both Blighttown and those archers are two things that made Dark Souls good. What I really hated though was the Bed of Chaos fight, because it's not even a fight in the first place, not to mention that last jump you had to do. Then if you die you have to make a 5 min trek back.
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
Honestly all the Lord Soul bosses were assholes

Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
IppE
IppE
Oh boy, and I just found Andre.
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

Stop giving lolis LSD and shit.
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT

Brian OA wrote:

Honestly all the Lord Soul bosses were assholes

Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
Really? Gwyn was a really disappointing last boss fight though, you could just parry him to death. The last boss in the DLC though, that's a real last boss. Especially knowing that Manus is the Progenitor of all humans and the founder of the Dark Souls.
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh


EneT wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

Honestly all the Lord Soul bosses were assholes

Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
Really? Gwyn was a really disappointing last boss fight though, you could just parry him to death. The last boss in the DLC though, that's a real last boss. Especially knowing that Manus is the Progenitor of all humans and the founder of the Dark Souls.
I never played through the DLC, actually. I read up on it and thought it was pretty interesting, though. I always felt like that fight with the dog thing with Artorias's sword was alluding to something huge.
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Oh you really should, the DLC is great and gives you the 3 best boss fights in the game: Artorias, Khalameet and Manus. The lore in it is also very important, all the events that happen in Dark Souls 2 occur due to the events that happen in the Dark Souls 1 DLC.
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
Cool, I just gotta fly back to...

Okay, I'll just put that on a to-do list
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake

Brian OA wrote:


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for a moment I thought she's on her period
IppE
IppE
bun you silly goose
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake
>////////////<;;;;!111!
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
You're still alive mom?
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake
yes and you're adopted
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
That's fine, I don't like being acquainted with Jews.
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake
that's not what your real mom said
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
My real mom's a christian though.
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake
and how does that stop her from loving them shekels? (;
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Cus' she racist as fuck.
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake
that's what they all say.
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Stfu mom, where's the parental support that you're supposed to be giving me?
IppE
IppE
I stole it.
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake
am i everyone's mom or what
Granger
835 posts
Joined April 2014
Granger
Yes. And when is the food done? Im hungry.
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Yeah what are we having for dinner today mom?
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
Worst mom 2015 won't even let me put my drawings on the fridge 0/10
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake
where's the father because i gotta murder that fag
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Father's dead mom; he died in a suicide bombing.
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake
fuck
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Yeah, you also need to stop persuading us to offer ourselves as sacrifice to Allah.
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
There are many dads, I would guess

I'm pretty sure a son could be one of the dads at this point
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake

Brian OA wrote:

I'm pretty sure a son could be one of the dads at this point
no wonder all of you are autistic :|
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
You're also my sister btw. Try to figure that out for yourself.
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
This stuff would shake Oedipus into a blind submission
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake
hey brian let's collab XDDDDDDDd
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT

Brian OA wrote:

This stuff would shake Oedipus into a blind submission
Ha, I like that. That was actually a good pun unlike the shit puns TB posts.
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh

Milkshake wrote:

hey brian let's collab XDDDDDDDd
Yeah sure, as long as you don't skimp out on me. If you're super serious, shoot me a PM. If not, then ecks dee dee dee to you.

EneT wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

This stuff would shake Oedipus into a blind submission
Ha, I like that. That was actually a good pun unlike the shit puns TB posts.
I try.
IppE
IppE
I can also do collab avatars for the low price of $9.99 a month!
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh

IppE wrote:

I can also do collab avatars for the low price of $9.99 a month!
Are you serious as well?

Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake

IppE wrote:

I can also do collab avatars for the low price of $9.99 a month!
I had the jew-privilege and collabed with the buns for free!
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT

IppE wrote:

I can also do collab avatars for the low price of $9.99 a month!
Ok, but you'll have to pay for the shipping cost of sending the pic to you which is a hefty sum of $0.10 per pixel.
IppE
IppE

Brian OA wrote:

Are you serious as well?
Heck, I'd collab with you for free.

but only if I get to be musashi
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat

IppE wrote:

I can also do collab avatars for the low price of $9.99 a month!
I have a 90% off coupon for that.

Posting in Russia WC page
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Hika
1,553 posts
Joined February 2010
Hika
good morning
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
We're not allowed to say good morning here.
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat

EneT wrote:

We're not allowed to say good morning here.
No, we are NOT allowed to say "morning bob" or changing our username to Morning Bob.
Granger
835 posts
Joined April 2014
Granger
morning bob
-sev
875 posts
Joined February 2014
-sev
good mourning
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake
mood gorning
Granger
835 posts
Joined April 2014
Granger
food porning
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake
poor burning
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Boy oh boy how lovely my apartment smells after I miraculously managed to break 3 bottles of wine and a 2litre bottle of rakia on the floor. That shit smell ain't comin' out any time soon, and I have to hand my apartment keys over to the owner for a check-up.
-sev
875 posts
Joined February 2014
-sev
congrats
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Nice.
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat

Granger wrote:

morning bob
RIP Hermione Granger, 1987-2015
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake

Aurani wrote:

Boy oh boy how lovely my apartment smells after I miraculously managed to break 3 bottles of wine and a 2litre bottle of rakia on the floor. That shit smell ain't comin' out any time soon, and I have to hand my apartment keys over to the owner for a check-up.
shut up grandma
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Oh look, Fritz, ze Jew iz getting cocky agein, fire up ze oven!
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Shut up mom, you don't even know who your own mother is.
Milkshake
532 posts
Joined August 2011
Milkshake
ore monogatari is so good im crying
Granger
835 posts
Joined April 2014
Granger
Anyone even use the steam music player?

Trash Boat wrote:

Granger wrote:

morning bob
RIP Hermione Granger, 1987-2015
You wish?
Friendan
229 posts
Joined April 2014
Friendan
So can jewing on the Steam market help teach economics?
Yoeri
433 posts
Joined March 2012
Yoeri
No, using the Steam market just gives Valve even more money
Friendan
229 posts
Joined April 2014
Friendan
But more importantly, it gives ME money.
-sev
875 posts
Joined February 2014
-sev

Friendan wrote:

But more importantly, it gives ME money.
nice meme

Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
I summon thee, Shoco, to answer a question of mine.
Friendan
229 posts
Joined April 2014
Friendan
Well I know it's not my money and it's actually gaben's, but I can buy rent games.
BrokenArrow
2,237 posts
Joined June 2010
BrokenArrow
Today I woke up early to sneak into my sister's room while she was still in school to update the software on her Xbox, PC and smartphone
It freaks me out when people don't keep their software up-to-date and then complain when things don't work correctly

She will thank me one day
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
We all know you wanted to sniff that Bratwurst, mate.
Admit it, you creep!

BrokenArrow
2,237 posts
Joined June 2010
BrokenArrow
She's like 13
I might make her call me Onii-chan, but I'm not some kind of sick pervert!
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Tell her you want to expand your lebensraum and that her clothing is standing in your way in the drang nach osten, so you have to perform an anschluss of her southern provinces.
Zelda
5 posts
Joined June 2012
Zelda

Friendan wrote:

But more importantly, it gives ME money.
It doesn't, though. You get nothing on your bank account.
Hika
1,553 posts
Joined February 2010
Hika

Aurani wrote:

Tell her you want to expand your lebensraum and that her clothing is standing in your way in the drang nach osten, so you have to perform an anschluss of her southern provinces.
ugh...
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
You wouldn't understand it anyways, you plebeian. :V
-sev
875 posts
Joined February 2014
-sev
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Yuudachi-kun
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Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun

Kaienyuu wrote:

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Are you poor yet
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat

Kaienyuu wrote:

:VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

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I may try that game one of these days.

10 points to the one who gets it.

And posting on 20/20 vision page
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
20/20
Jews, negros and glass-wearers are not welcome. :V
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Gay.
Granger
835 posts
Joined April 2014
Granger


It totally is.
Sheeesh, i bought that game years ago because it was unique, but i dont think ill ever be able to beat it.
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
I'm going to Hell for pulling this out of context...
IppE
IppE
Mom has a penis?
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Clearly. Mom was gay all along.
IppE
IppE
Silly aurani, that doesn't make mom gay. nsfw btw okay
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
I lol every time I fucking see those lines. "We must censor this right away, better put 2-3 thin lines so they get confused and forget what they've seen!"
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Mom? Which mom?
Granger
835 posts
Joined April 2014
Granger

IppE wrote:

Silly aurani, that doesn't make mom gay. nsfw btw okay
I find it funny how the only 100% male is a shota and theres no "normal" girl.

EneT wrote:

Mom? Which mom?
Your mom
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Milkshake's my mom.
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat

EneT wrote:

Milkshake's my mom.
I
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINTTT
HAVING
THAT
MELKSHIT
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
You know, despite being a Jew, I actually like mom.
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Oh shit, the Jewish plague is spreading. We must put you down, EneT, for your own good.
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Ah fuck, I'm contaminated.
Granger
835 posts
Joined April 2014
Granger
So my parents actually bought a set of cheese knives. 4 tiny, highly specialized knives you (probably) wont ever use because they are way too specialized for everyday use and the advantage they have over more generic knives at cutting cheese is so minimal that you might aswell use the generic ones.

I can think of better ways to impress your gourmet friends.
IppE
IppE
http://tuuba.moe/chinesecartoons/sypmhogear_gx_op.webm

we ANIME now
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Right.
Yoeri
433 posts
Joined March 2012
Yoeri
Hexagon best shape
IppE
IppE
Left.
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat

Granger wrote:

So my parents actually bought a set of cheese knives. 4 tiny, highly specialized knives you (probably) wont ever use because they are way too specialized for everyday use and the advantage they have over more generic knives at cutting cheese is so minimal that you might aswell use the generic ones.

I can think of better ways to impress your gourmet friends.
You can't cut cheese on its original form with generic knives, haven't you thought of that?
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
You're not funny.
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
I wasn't even trying
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
Hold a determination to fist
Friendan
229 posts
Joined April 2014
Friendan
So I was watching boats with flags on them today. Suomi and Argentina were swimming along, happily married with each other, until Israel showed up. Suomi all of the sudden started going super fast towards Israel but then ended up crashing into a wall and dying right next to Germany. IS THIS A SIGN?
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