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It's simple shoco - just drop the social life completely and devote your life to doing things in 5 rooms, one of which is playing games for hours.
Wait, don't do it, lest you want to end up like me.
Wait, don't do it, lest you want to end up like me.
Social life is for weaklings.
You know you need those stats, mate.
You know you need those stats, mate.
Current year posting
Same but 04:24
Khelly wrote:
Current year posting
tbh I never really had trouble with the archers in Anor Londo. If you just ran up to them naked with no armor then their arrows would just miss. Both Blighttown and those archers are two things that made Dark Souls good. What I really hated though was the Bed of Chaos fight, because it's not even a fight in the first place, not to mention that last jump you had to do. Then if you die you have to make a 5 min trek back.Brian OA wrote:
Fuck blighttown in the ass. Worst place ever. Especially that fucking one-way broken ass tree root thing you have to jump to when you're ten billion feet high that pretty much leaves you no choice but to die because who the hell would guess that you actually can't make the jump back.
Only thing worse than that were the archers in Anor fucking Londo
Honestly all the Lord Soul bosses were assholes
Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
Really? Gwyn was a really disappointing last boss fight though, you could just parry him to death. The last boss in the DLC though, that's a real last boss. Especially knowing that Manus is the Progenitor of all humans and the founder of the Dark Souls.Brian OA wrote:
Honestly all the Lord Soul bosses were assholes
Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
I never played through the DLC, actually. I read up on it and thought it was pretty interesting, though. I always felt like that fight with the dog thing with Artorias's sword was alluding to something huge.EneT wrote:
Really? Gwyn was a really disappointing last boss fight though, you could just parry him to death. The last boss in the DLC though, that's a real last boss. Especially knowing that Manus is the Progenitor of all humans and the founder of the Dark Souls.Brian OA wrote:
Honestly all the Lord Soul bosses were assholes
Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
Oh you really should, the DLC is great and gives you the 3 best boss fights in the game: Artorias, Khalameet and Manus. The lore in it is also very important, all the events that happen in Dark Souls 2 occur due to the events that happen in the Dark Souls 1 DLC.
Cool, I just gotta fly back to...
Okay, I'll just put that on a to-do list
Okay, I'll just put that on a to-do list
for a moment I thought she's on her periodBrian OA wrote:
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You're still alive mom?
That's fine, I don't like being acquainted with Jews.
My real mom's a christian though.
and how does that stop her from loving them shekels? (;
Cus' she racist as fuck.
Stfu mom, where's the parental support that you're supposed to be giving me?
Yeah what are we having for dinner today mom?
Worst mom 2015 won't even let me put my drawings on the fridge 0/10
Father's dead mom; he died in a suicide bombing.
Yeah, you also need to stop persuading us to offer ourselves as sacrifice to Allah.
There are many dads, I would guess
I'm pretty sure a son could be one of the dads at this point
I'm pretty sure a son could be one of the dads at this point
no wonder all of you are autisticBrian OA wrote:
I'm pretty sure a son could be one of the dads at this point
You're also my sister btw. Try to figure that out for yourself.
Ha, I like that. That was actually a good pun unlike the shit puns TB posts.Brian OA wrote:
This stuff would shake Oedipus into a blind submission
Yeah sure, as long as you don't skimp out on me. If you're super serious, shoot me a PM. If not, then ecks dee dee dee to you.Milkshake wrote:
hey brian let's collab XDDDDDDDd
I try.EneT wrote:
Ha, I like that. That was actually a good pun unlike the shit puns TB posts.Brian OA wrote:
This stuff would shake Oedipus into a blind submission
Are you serious as well?IppE wrote:
I can also do collab avatars for the low price of $9.99 a month!
I had the jew-privilege and collabed with the buns for free!IppE wrote:
I can also do collab avatars for the low price of $9.99 a month!
Ok, but you'll have to pay for the shipping cost of sending the pic to you which is a hefty sum of $0.10 per pixel.IppE wrote:
I can also do collab avatars for the low price of $9.99 a month!
IppE
I have a 90% off coupon for that.IppE wrote:
I can also do collab avatars for the low price of $9.99 a month!
Posting in Russia WC page
good morning
We're not allowed to say good morning here.
No, we are NOT allowed to say "morning bob" or changing our username to Morning Bob.EneT wrote:
We're not allowed to say good morning here.
Boy oh boy how lovely my apartment smells after I miraculously managed to break 3 bottles of wine and a 2litre bottle of rakia on the floor. That shit smell ain't comin' out any time soon, and I have to hand my apartment keys over to the owner for a check-up.
Nice.
RIPGranger wrote:
morning bob
shut up grandmaAurani wrote:
Boy oh boy how lovely my apartment smells after I miraculously managed to break 3 bottles of wine and a 2litre bottle of rakia on the floor. That shit smell ain't comin' out any time soon, and I have to hand my apartment keys over to the owner for a check-up.
Oh look, Fritz, ze Jew iz getting cocky agein, fire up ze oven!
Shut up mom, you don't even know who your own mother is.
Anyone even use the steam music player?
You wish?Trash Boat wrote:
RIPGranger wrote:
morning bobHermioneGranger, 1987-2015
So can jewing on the Steam market help teach economics?
nice memeFriendan wrote:
But more importantly, it gives ME money.
Well I know it's not my money and it's actually gaben's, but I can buy rent games.
Today I woke up early to sneak into my sister's room while she was still in school to update the software on her Xbox, PC and smartphone
It freaks me out when people don't keep their software up-to-date and then complain when things don't work correctly
She will thank me one day
It freaks me out when people don't keep their software up-to-date and then complain when things don't work correctly
She will thank me one day
We all know you wanted to sniff that Bratwurst, mate.
Admit it, you creep!
Admit it, you creep!
She's like 13
I might make her call me Onii-chan, but I'm not some kind of sick pervert!
I might make her call me Onii-chan, but I'm not some kind of sick pervert!
Tell her you want to expand your lebensraum and that her clothing is standing in your way in the drang nach osten, so you have to perform an anschluss of her southern provinces.
It doesn't, though. You get nothing on your bank account.Friendan wrote:
But more importantly, it gives ME money.
ugh...Aurani wrote:
Tell her you want to expand your lebensraum and that her clothing is standing in your way in the drang nach osten, so you have to perform an anschluss of her southern provinces.
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Are you poor yetKaienyuu wrote:
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I may try that game one of these days.Kaienyuu wrote:
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10 points to the one who gets it.
And posting on 20/20 vision page
Gay.
It totally is.
Sheeesh, i bought that game years ago because it was unique, but i dont think ill ever be able to beat it.
IppE
Silly aurani, that doesn't make mom gay. nsfw btw okay
I lol every time I fucking see those lines. "We must censor this right away, better put 2-3 thin lines so they get confused and forget what they've seen!"
Mom? Which mom?
I find it funny how the only 100% male is a shota and theres no "normal" girl.IppE wrote:
Silly aurani, that doesn't make mom gay. nsfw btw okay
Your momEneT wrote:
Mom? Which mom?
Milkshake's my mom.
EneT wrote:
Milkshake's my mom.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINTTT
HAVING
THAT
MELKSHIT
You know, despite being a Jew, I actually like mom.
Oh shit, the Jewish plague is spreading. We must put you down, EneT, for your own good.
Ah fuck, I'm contaminated.
So my parents actually bought a set of cheese knives. 4 tiny, highly specialized knives you (probably) wont ever use because they are way too specialized for everyday use and the advantage they have over more generic knives at cutting cheese is so minimal that you might aswell use the generic ones.
I can think of better ways to impress your gourmet friends.
I can think of better ways to impress your gourmet friends.
IppE