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Khelly wrote:
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tbh I never really had trouble with the archers in Anor Londo. If you just ran up to them naked with no armor then their arrows would just miss. Both Blighttown and those archers are two things that made Dark Souls good. What I really hated though was the Bed of Chaos fight, because it's not even a fight in the first place, not to mention that last jump you had to do. Then if you die you have to make a 5 min trek back.Brian OA wrote:
Fuck blighttown in the ass. Worst place ever. Especially that fucking one-way broken ass tree root thing you have to jump to when you're ten billion feet high that pretty much leaves you no choice but to die because who the hell would guess that you actually can't make the jump back.
Only thing worse than that were the archers in Anor fucking Londo
Honestly all the Lord Soul bosses were assholes
Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
Really? Gwyn was a really disappointing last boss fight though, you could just parry him to death. The last boss in the DLC though, that's a real last boss. Especially knowing that Manus is the Progenitor of all humans and the founder of the Dark Souls.Brian OA wrote:
Honestly all the Lord Soul bosses were assholes
Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
I never played through the DLC, actually. I read up on it and thought it was pretty interesting, though. I always felt like that fight with the dog thing with Artorias's sword was alluding to something huge.EneT wrote:
Really? Gwyn was a really disappointing last boss fight though, you could just parry him to death. The last boss in the DLC though, that's a real last boss. Especially knowing that Manus is the Progenitor of all humans and the founder of the Dark Souls.Brian OA wrote:
Honestly all the Lord Soul bosses were assholes
Actually, most of the game was full of assholes. Past all of the atmosphere and lore of the game, I think the most satisfying part was just beating it because it felt like beating the shit out of the high school bully or something.
Oh you really should, the DLC is great and gives you the 3 best boss fights in the game: Artorias, Khalameet and Manus. The lore in it is also very important, all the events that happen in Dark Souls 2 occur due to the events that happen in the Dark Souls 1 DLC.
Cool, I just gotta fly back to...
Okay, I'll just put that on a to-do list
Okay, I'll just put that on a to-do list
for a moment I thought she's on her periodBrian OA wrote:
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You're still alive mom?
That's fine, I don't like being acquainted with Jews.
My real mom's a christian though.
and how does that stop her from loving them shekels? (;
Cus' she racist as fuck.
Stfu mom, where's the parental support that you're supposed to be giving me?
Yeah what are we having for dinner today mom?
Worst mom 2015 won't even let me put my drawings on the fridge 0/10
Father's dead mom; he died in a suicide bombing.
Yeah, you also need to stop persuading us to offer ourselves as sacrifice to Allah.
There are many dads, I would guess
I'm pretty sure a son could be one of the dads at this point
I'm pretty sure a son could be one of the dads at this point
no wonder all of you are autisticBrian OA wrote:
I'm pretty sure a son could be one of the dads at this point
You're also my sister btw. Try to figure that out for yourself.
Ha, I like that. That was actually a good pun unlike the shit puns TB posts.Brian OA wrote:
This stuff would shake Oedipus into a blind submission
Yeah sure, as long as you don't skimp out on me. If you're super serious, shoot me a PM. If not, then ecks dee dee dee to you.Milkshake wrote:
hey brian let's collab XDDDDDDDd
I try.EneT wrote:
Ha, I like that. That was actually a good pun unlike the shit puns TB posts.Brian OA wrote:
This stuff would shake Oedipus into a blind submission