( THIS IS POST WAS MADE FOR SATIRICAL PURPOSES NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY; EXCLUDING THIS DISCLAIMER OF COURSE. PLEASE DO NOT PUNISH ME FOR MAKING A INCOHERENT MESS OF A POST ABOUT WHY COKE IS BETTER THEN PEPSI EXCEPT I DON'T TALK ABOUT SOFT DRINKS AND BASICALLY JUST MAKE SELF DEPRICATING REFERENCES THAT AREN'T VERY FUNNY... FIRST DISCLAIMER: IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF THE POST THAT LAY BEFORE YEE ALMIGHTY CIRCLE MEN GODS, I STATE THAT THE RECIPIENT OF THE POST IS A "INFERIOR HUMAN BEING". DEPSITE WHAT THIS MAY LOOK TO THE CIRCLE THOU GREAT CIRCLE AMBASSADOR THAT STAND BEFORE ME; I DID NOT WANT TO INCITE A GENUINE SENSE OF SUPERIORITY OVER THE RECIPIENT OF THIS MESSAGE, NOR DO I BELIEVE SUCH A EFFECT WILL OCCUR. THIS GESTURE OF EXCLAIMING THAT ONE IS INSUPIEROR UNDER THE PREMISE OF HAVING A VIRTUAL AVATAR, (THAT BEING A IMAGE FILE IN THIS CASE) IS A SATIRICAL COMMENTARY ON THE INTERACTIONS BETWEEN INDIVIDUALS ON THE INTERNET, SPECIFICALLY FORMBOARDS. THIS PREMISE IS A CLEAR EXAMPLE OF A LOGICAL FALLACY AND IS USED TO CREATE A COMEDIC PIECE OF SELF DEPRECIATION. SECOND DISCLAIMER: IN THE SECOND SENTENCE OF THIS POST I STATED THAT " I swear to god if another poopy-head in Csgo snipes me with a Semi-Auto sniper I will commit grand larceny ( Theft of Toyota Corolla [Practically an example of a Cardinal sin { Not the Football team". THIS SENTENCE IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF SELF DEPRECIATION THROUGH THE MEANS OF A FASLE CHARACETURE OF MYSELF AND IS NOT INTENDED TO BE TAKEN AT FACE VALUE. NOT ONLY DO I MAKE NEEDLESS CLARIFICATIONS AND DEFINITIONS, BUT I ALSO DISPLAY A CHILDLIKE LEVEL OF INSULATION. IN THE STATEMENT CITED BELOW I ALSO MAKE REFERENCE TO THE CLASS A DRUG COCAINE CLARIFYING THAT WHEN I SAY 'COKE', I REFER TO THE SOFT DRINK. I DO NOT CONDONE SUBSTANCE ABUSE, AND I DO NOT ENCOURAGE ITS USAGE, NOR INTEND TO DELEGITAMIZE A GIVEN INDIVIDUAL'S EXPERIENCE WITH THE SAID SUBSTANCE; AS WELL I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MAKE CLEAR THAT I DO NOT CONSIDER SOUTH CALIFORNIA AS A SOURCE OF COCAINE, NOR DO I HAVE PREGEDUCE AGAINST IT'S INHABITANTS. . FINAL DISCLAIMER: IN THE CITATION HERE: "[I don't know many more brackets my mind can take before I spill my Coke { Not the one that comes from the leaves, colloquially known as Southern California } all over my keyboard." I PROCLAIM THAT I WILL SPILL THE SOFT DRINK IN QUESTION, COKE ON MY KEYBOARD DUE TO THE OVERUSAGE OF BRACKETS AND PARENTHSIES IN THE TEXT. THIS INITIAL STATEMENT MAKES A SELF AWARE ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF THE OVER USAGE OF PARENTHESIS IN THE TEXT. THE OVERUSAGE OF PARENTHIES, AS WELL AS THE INCREASINGLY BIZZARE SUBJECT MATTER, IS A EXAMPLE OF COMEDIC CHARACTURE. THE CHARACTER I PORTRAY IN THIS POST IS ONE OF A UNREALISTICALLY ARROGANT MANNER. NOT ONLY DO I INSINUATE THAT THE RECIPIENT OF THE POST IS INFERIOR DUE TO A VISUAL DEPICTION OF JAPANESE ANIMATION, BUT I ALSO STATE THAT MY ARGUMENT'S CONTENTS EXPLAIN HOW "COKE is in every way comprehensible to the human psyche, objectively superior to Pepsi.", WHICH IS AT BEST AN UNREALISTICALLY EXAGGERATED EXAMPLE OF ARROGANCE. THIS PREMISE IS AN EXAMPLE OF MISDIRECTION. THE CHARACTER DISPLAYS GREAT ARROGANCE, YET BY THE SECOND SENTENCE DERAILS INTO MAKING REFERENCES TO POPULAR COMPETITIVE VIDEO GAME.
THIS DISCLAIMER, WHILE SERVING A PURPOSE TO AN INDIVIDUAL WHO CANNOT, OR CHOOSES NOT TO; SEE THE SARCASTIC LANGUAGE PRESENTED WITH SUCH AN IMPOSSIBLY ARROGANT RESPONSE TO A SURVEY ABOUT SOFT DRINKS, ALSO IS PURPOSEFULLY LONG AND USES MORE EXPLANATION THAN REQUIRED TO MAKE SUCH A DISCLAIMER, TO INCITE THAT I HAVE GREAT FEAR THAT THE osu! GAME MODERATORS DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DISTINGUISH AN ATTACK TO A SATIRICAL JOKE.)