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The Chaotic Effect

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Topic Starter
haha i rolypoly
Basically the person above will state a thing that happens, and how it might go wrong.
This kinda confuse so imma just put an example of how this works.


"epicgamer02- I am going to the park.


"epicercaner- You might trip and fall while walking to the park.
im gonna do my homework right now.



imnotepic02-You're just gonna get forced into a shitty job in which you get paid by the hour, and you will never find peak happiness in life. You will sit at a computer each day doing work for evil scum-man to take control over what you do, and how you do stuff."

Basically just be chaotic and explain the worst results that might occur from doing the thing.
Let me start:
Im going to breathe air.
samX500
You could breath in invisible toxic gas.

I am practicing the euphonium.
Nuuskamuikkunen
Someone could have used your euphonium without your permission and not having washed it. Yuck.

I am playing Mario Kart.
Hydreigon
Video games could cause violence, especially road rage if you keep playing Mario kart.

Im watching anime.
samX500
Watching anime will eventually turn you into a pedophile.

I am studying for a test.
Nuuskamuikkunen
It's great to study, but that test might be less useful than you actually think.

I planted vegetables at home.
DJ Enetro
You might not find anyone to sell your excess crop to, and the vegetables that you have might rot before you use them.

我在学,翻译个中文文章。 (I am reading and translating a (web) article (originally) in Mandarin.)
Nuuskamuikkunen
Is mandarin difficult?
You could end up mistranslating because the author could have put slang that is used only in his/her region.

I am practicing singing.
Zelzatter Zero
My throat is so sore rn.

I'm mapping.
Zozimoto
you might accidentally delete the map, erasing all your progress

i'm doing online classes
Nuuskamuikkunen
You might have started your classes now, what are you doing here?

I did housework
Hydreigon
You could break some of the furniture in the home, which would mean you would also have to clean it too, which would also mean less time in osu! :'(

I fell in love.
Corne2Plum3
The love can make you crazy.

I gonna write in this forum.
abraker
Your post may crash the osu! server causing an event known as the great osu! server crash of 2020 and only you would be to blame

Gonna watch anime
Topic Starter
haha i rolypoly
everyone will think you're weird and they will most likely ignore you.
I want a person I can vibe with
Nuuskamuikkunen
But that person might vibe with other person better than you.

I took a cooking course.
Hydreigon
There are many dangers in the kitchen, like you could burn yourself, cut yourself with a knife, food poisoning, and a bunch more!

Im gonna play ctb
Nuuskamuikkunen
Do you have idea how much my hands suffered to get to where I am now?
You could severely damage your ligaments if you play excessively.

I listen folk music.
Topic Starter
haha i rolypoly
folk music bad
I want to be cool
Nuuskamuikkunen
If you try to be excessively cool you might get a frostbite.

I put on my clothes.
Zelzatter Zero
Your clothes is torn and you you'll get naked I feel so hard whilst writing this

I play myself.
Nuuskamuikkunen
There's a possibility of not playing yourself properly. As you might not know yourself enough your performance won't be as good as you desire, which might cause public to criticize you.

I brushed my teeth.
keremaru
Careful! If you brush too much, you might have to go to the doctor's for excessive bleeding again.

I ate a salad today.
Nuuskamuikkunen
You could have mistaken a dangerous plant for a safe one, mushrooms are easy to be mistaken too.

I study English.
Hydreigon
Studying English could be a waste of time since most people in your country speak Spanish.
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I have a profession in drawing
Nuuskamuikkunen
You could be hired by an enterprise that exploits its workers and force them to draw.

I play with a Playstation 2.
Zelzatter Zero
you'll be haunted with the opening music of PS2.

I drank blood.
Nuuskamuikkunen
That blood could have had AIDS.

I donated 10$ to charity.
Hydreigon
That money could instead go to some shady business

Im watching movies
Zelzatter Zero
it's boring af.

I'm listening to music.
Nuuskamuikkunen
Remember, keeping a high volume might cause permanent hear damage.

I made spaghetti.
Chiru-kun
As a result, your kitchen is smoking black.

I slept late.
Volta
You won't wake up anymore.

I cry.
Nuuskamuikkunen
You might have cried in a situation in which crying was not the best option.

I looked myself in the mirror.
Dialect
you could've looked ugly

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i watched anime
Zelzatter Zero
It's Boku no Pico and you watch it with your parents.

I'm a zombie.
Hydreigon
Being a zombie is annoying cause you can't die, and all you can think of is BRAINS

I'm listening to music
Nuuskamuikkunen

eblf2013 wrote:

Remember, keeping a high volume might cause permanent hear damage.


I practice handwriting.
Zelzatter Zero
still ugly af

I've done something w/ Thanos
Topic Starter
haha i rolypoly
thanos is a fictional character.
I have been able to make a good friend.
Nuuskamuikkunen
That person might betray you.

I threw a dice
z0z
it could fly out anywhere and be lost forever

i turn on the ceiling fan at the highest speed
Zelzatter Zero
yup, it broke, and the whole room will be a mess of your organs and bones.

I map.
Nuuskamuikkunen
You could have revealed confidential information with the map you made.

I did house chores.
Dialect
you won't ever get paid for it






i typed
Zelzatter Zero
Your keyboard is broken asf.

I sleep.
Nuuskamuikkunen
You could accidentally oversleep for several years.

I comb my hair.
Topic Starter
haha i rolypoly
The hair might get in the way while driving your car, causing you to crash and die a painful death.
I'm gonna go to the supermarket to get essential food
Hydreigon
You could be infected with the coronavirues since lots of people visit the supermarket, and one of the foods could be contaminated as well



I play pokemon go
tsyun
You could suffer an injury and die like many did. Even if you don't, you'll be labeled as an outcast or a pedo for still playing that game in these recent years since now only children do.

I made friends with a spider on my ceiling, I called it Remy
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