eh, unlike most other imperial units, there is a case to be made for fahrenheit. I'll still keep using celcius but i acknowledge fahrenheit may be superior in some aspects.
And that is how my story ends. I spent so many hours on this forum trying to think of things to say that I began to grow tired and I had to go to bed. I'll never find out what really happened on that cold October night. Because as far as the rest of the world is concerned... I'm just a shitposter.