some random person: i like cabbages they are yummy
achromalia: Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it’s green and crunchy, and other times it’s filled with unexpected chaos. It can be round and vibrant, yet occasionally it’s shadowed by the harshness of reality.
Throw a cabbage in the air, and it will always come back down because it needs you. In an emergency, save the cabbages first – they hold a special place. A cabbage doesn’t wear a watch, but it always has time for you.
Instead of coffee, try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach in the morning – it’ll wake you right up. Push a cabbage underwater, and it’ll float back to the top, missing you. Though a cabbage has no ears, it still seems to understand you.
Sometimes, thinking about a cabbage can be so exciting that sleep becomes a distant memory. When life feels unbearable, remembering a cabbage can bring a sense of comfort. Painting a cabbage green is redundant – it’s already perfect as it is.
If you run out of pillows, a cabbage can be a substitute. You’ll know a cabbage has gone bad if it’s sporting a leather jacket. Feeling sad? Carry a cabbage in your backpack, and it’s like having a friend who’s always there for you.
A cabbage is beautiful, even if you feel less so. Asking a cabbage for financial advice won’t yield answers – it’s just a cabbage. Putting a cabbage on your car hood may confuse people, but at least it’s something unique.
Add plastic eyeballs to a cabbage and take it to the movies; it might feel like you have a friend. Dr. Seuss never wrote about cabbages, and now he’s gone. A cabbage can’t get pregnant, believe me, I tried.
Put a cabbage in a baby carriage and people might ask, “Who’s this?” Just say, “He’s my cabbaby.” To trick your parents, place a cabbage on your pillow at night – they’ll think you’re sleeping while you’re actually crying.
