You guys remember our flagship product, osu!pill. After some carefully unsupervised analysis of how participants used the osu!pill, our brightest and smartest idiots have come forth with a new and improved formula. We realized there are some issues with the osu!pill that need to be addressed, but first let me set one things straight: If the pill is larger than your head and gives you some smaller than your mom, please drink some of your mom's iq while you're in there. Now, many of you mediocre iq plebs felt discomfort with the small symptoms listed. We solved that by getting rid of them altogether. Now all symptoms will be a surprise! Yes, when the alarms rang, the OT Royal Science Faculty really did need declared a state of bullshit after someone OD'd on skill. We still don't know how that happened, be at least we got to name the new symptom "pp-shock", and that's more than anything you will accomplish.
.With the stuff nobody cares about anyway back in the trash bin, I present to you 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛. If you can't read that, then you can't be fucked to be saved. If you can, just know you must be 2D to be saved by me.
.This revolutionary product will show you what you are made of. Bones? Sweat? Muscles? Failure? You will be made of non of these. Our scientists sacrificed themselves to the gods of math to make sure you are made of not 200%, but 300% of raw skill that lasts longer than your last relationship and is tougher than tolerating your bullshit. Let me level with you. We don't want just any pleb take this home and shit bricks made of pp, we want YOU take this home and shit tactical grade pp concrete. Decimate you pathetic rivals and use their woes to get youself real high. High with 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛.
.Now what are ya waiting for? Take the 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛 and break the skill barrier. Shit's so good you'll come back for more; guaranteed or we will refund your meaningless life back.