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lostsilver
frick i cant play chess ;-;

turn into a painting like in luigi's mansion
BluePyTheWDeer_
I can just use the vacuum.

**

Instakill.
Topic Starter
keremaru
>sh pd delete Instakill

death by barotrauma
Farfocele
Uno reverse card.

Death by chess!
lostsilver
oh no

death by glamour *death by glamour intensifies*
Topic Starter
keremaru
death by failure (failing so bad that the laws of causality start to fail)

omnicide
BluePyTheWDeer_
I just go to the moon, where no one can catch me.


sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /usr_below
Farfocele
I do not think we run on Linux.

I hit them with my keyboard.
lostsilver
owie

hits your ribcage with a metal bar
BluePyTheWDeer_
I am agile.


Touch grass.
Farfocele
I do that every day, something i do wanna say.

Gun + silver bullet.
lostsilver
oh dang cool
i have a silver bullet now

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!
BluePyTheWDeer_
I play GD, so I'm immune.


Force you to install and compile Gentoo Linux.
B0ii
public execution
BluePyTheWDeer_
I just become a hermit.


Mail you to @Corne2Plum3.
Farfocele
You'd get caught.

I hit them hard with a keyboard.
Topic Starter
keremaru
*dodges* *teleports behind you* nothing personal, kid

2-nanosecond QTE
Farfocele
I will do it in 1 nanosecond! Ha!

Black Hole the size of the universe.
[TCD] Dzar03
I'm gonna eat it

Emotional damage
Farfocele

[TCD] Dzar03 wrote:

I'm gonna eat it

Emotional damage
It will eat your insides.

Also, I avoid it with an uno reverse card.

OT: Slapped by a blahaj too hard.
MaxIsABigKaiju
intentional car crash
BluePyTheWDeer_
I have no car.

**

if nextUser == @Farfocele:
  print("Shark attack.")
else:
  print("Force you to debloat Windows, then make you go insane.")
Farfocele
I would just escape the sharks. Nice one though.

#include <iostream>
using namespace std; 
int main() {
if (user == BluePyTheDeer_) {
cout << "Killed with a BLAHAJ sword" << endl;
} else {
cout << "Force them to play BTD 6 until they go insane." << endl;}
return 0;
}
// this is probably wrong lol
BluePyTheWDeer_
I ran it through a C compiler online, it ran, but iostream was not found, so the code doesn't work, which means I'm safe I guess.

FORCE YOU TO SS CENTIPEDE WITH NIGHTCORE AND FLASHLIGHT.
Farfocele

BluePyTheDeer_ wrote:

I ran it through a C compiler online, it ran, but iostream was not found, so the code doesn't work, which means I'm safe I guess.
i swear that's just the start of a C program.

OT: I make a bot for centipede.

I choke them with a sharky or two.
BluePyTheWDeer_
I just go to the center of USA, no sharks there.
Farfocele
Ha! I'm safe!

Headphones explode.
sadave
3rd party full box 200 pump
BluePyTheWDeer_
I 360° your house.
Farfocele
I beat them up using a blahaj.
BluePyTheWDeer_
I am too far from you.



Lava tank
B0ii
send them to the twin towers on september 11th 2001
Farfocele
didn't say what time...

I would throw them into shark-infested water.
Achromalia
genuinely terrifying... not only because of the sharks, but also largely because of the open water

...

snake venom
Farfocele
i shoot myself under the effect of an uno reverse
Achromalia

Farfocele wrote:

i shoot myself under the effect of an uno reverse
sliiide to the left, sliiide to the right! reverse, reverse~ (cha-cha now, y'all)

...

ot: omnidirectionally buried in a tightly-locked shipping container of methamphetamine
Corne2Plum3
Tear them apart with my claws, then I have my dinner. Just need to cook it a bit
BluePyTheWDeer_
I AM OVER 5K KILOMETERS AWAY FROM YOU, SO NO.


Metal pipe in neck.
Farfocele
use sharky as shield.

A nuclear bomb.
lostsilver
ow :(

takes away your lungs
Achromalia
ow... i mean the thrill of feeling temporary insane from lack of oxygen is interesting but ouch, the instinctual terror the brain likely would put into action, that'll be something else

...how about i take out your brain stem before meticulously dissecting your nervous system? have a little hallucinogenic edible while you're at it too
lostsilver
*passes away on the spot*

jk im still here

hm... how about i kill the next user with KINDNESS AND HUGS!!! <33
Farfocele
TUYU girl would drop dead on the floor from the kindness and hugs... not me though

I would just go lock them in a room while i wait for the universe to die
BluePyTheWDeer_
You are in the sea, so no.


Beat Tidal Wave
Farfocele
uno reverse.

"Fight me! You wouldn't."
reffty_gag
make a nuclear bomb called "big boy"
BluePyTheWDeer_
*shield*



if user = "Farfocele":
  print("Fungus in blahaj brain.")
else:
  print("Beat an Extreme Demon in GD.")
Farfocele

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

*shield*



if user = "Farfocele":
  print("Fungus in blahaj brain.")
else:
  print("Beat an Extreme Demon in GD.")
Are you using the osu! forums as a compiler?

OT: Instakill murder.
lostsilver
squeezes you with a rlly big hug
Farfocele
I drown them in a pool of blahaj sharks.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Bro u need help.


Get you in a reality show.
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