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"No way I fucking died!" says the ghastly pix. They couldn't even find their body, but in true disrespect has decided to do one thing that no other ghost could do.
Haunt.
For the entire rest of this campaign for every denizen versus a single omnipotent god, this... -abraker- shall know this Vulpix's wrath by haunting him. Gods can be paranoid, and all of the other ghosts simply... shrug it off, probably having their own thing to do in their afterlife like watch good movies, or playing videogames.
The first task this haunted specimen will do is to put up posters that abraker's images are about as broken as a Tesla Truck after it is exposed to a single ounce of water. He shall shake in fear as his entire room around his computer will be plastered over with these broken images.
Haunt.
For the entire rest of this campaign for every denizen versus a single omnipotent god, this... -abraker- shall know this Vulpix's wrath by haunting him. Gods can be paranoid, and all of the other ghosts simply... shrug it off, probably having their own thing to do in their afterlife like watch good movies, or playing videogames.
The first task this haunted specimen will do is to put up posters that abraker's images are about as broken as a Tesla Truck after it is exposed to a single ounce of water. He shall shake in fear as his entire room around his computer will be plastered over with these broken images.
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You walk up to the animals blessing each one with your kiss.Reyalp51 wrote:
i kiss all animals
The sheep feels very blessed by Reyalp51's kissLapizote wrote:
3. baaaaaaaaaaah<3Reyalp51 wrote:
i kiss all animals
The chicken responds to Reyalp51's kiss by flustering all overAshton wrote:
3. Make chicken sounds
The dog, trying to avoid Reyalp51's kiss runs into the box and pushes it over. The dog got a kiss anyways, but it seems there was some kind of hole hidden underneath the box. It is just barely wide enough to accomodate person fit in nature, walls bare and shiny, and goes straight down.Kobold84 wrote:
Is this why we became animals?Reyalp51 wrote:
i kiss all animals
I push the box and turn it over.
You go through the pockets of the severed body half to find some sort of thin rubbery object. It can carry maybe a few small objects, but it does stretch greatly, so perhaps more.B0ii wrote:
search my pockets to see what I took from Wimpy Cursed earlier
Damnit, it didn't work... uhh... I'll just... steal his orange juice, see y'all later.
But I'm a goat…abraker wrote:
The dog, trying to avoid Reyalp51's kiss runs into the box and pushes it over. The dog got a kiss anyways, but it seems there was some kind of hole hidden underneath the box. It is just barely wide enough to accomodate person fit in nature, walls bare and shiny, and goes straight down.Kobold84 wrote:
Is this why we became animals?Reyalp51 wrote:
i kiss all animals
I push the box and turn it over.
Topic Starter
Oh good heavens, it seems I mistook a goat for a dog! Yes, the two do look very similar from a distance.Kobold84 wrote:
But I'm a goat…abraker wrote:
The dog, trying to avoid Reyalp51's kiss runs into the box and pushes it over. The dog got a kiss anyways, but it seems there was some kind of hole hidden underneath the box. It is just barely wide enough to accomodate person fit in nature, walls bare and shiny, and goes straight down.Kobold84 wrote:
Is this why we became animals?Reyalp51 wrote:
i kiss all animals
I push the box and turn it over.
2. push box with hoof to feel the weight and also pet or hug every animal, depends on their body language
search this side of the door for any decipherable text
And also...
1. A device that can see through the box and reveal its contents.
I think this would be useful?
1. A device that can see through the box and reveal its contents.
I think this would be useful?
squeek squeek
there's 6 animals so either one animal is unlinked or two animals are linked to one person
damn i'm too big to fitabraker wrote:
The dog, trying to avoid Reyalp51's kiss runs into the box and pushes it over. The dog got a kiss anyways, but it seems there was some kind of hole hidden underneath the box. It is just barely wide enough to accomodate person fit in nature, walls bare and shiny, and goes straight down.Kobold84 wrote:
Is this why we became animals?Reyalp51 wrote:
i kiss all animals
I push the box and turn it over.
Topic Starter
You push the box and it moves a bit. It made a clean sound against the polished floor. It's maybe 20 units in weight, maybe 25. You then go chasing after each animal. The sheep's wool is.. wooly. The chicken is feathering. The dog is hairy. The pig slaps. The sheep, like the goat wooly. Finally,z0z wrote:
2. push box with hoof to feel the weight and also pet or hug every animal, depends on their body language
The mouse taunts you as you chase to pet to itBridget Enjoyer wrote:
squeek squeek
The area where the door would be appears to be smoothly flush with the walling. It's like one of this precision cut blocks of metal, it's like the door isn't even there! The only thing that does give it away is the bloody stains from Wimpy Cursed's corpse.McEndu wrote:
search this side of the door for any decipherable text
Do, you on the behalf of everyone else, what me to do you a favor and give such a device?McEndu wrote:
And also...
1. A device that can see through the box and reveal its contents.
I think this would be useful?
Actually I won't
2. turn the box opening sideways and put Bridget Enjoyer in the box
2. turn the box opening sideways and put Bridget Enjoyer in the box
2. stop chasing the rat and look down the hole
also 20 or 25 units is notably vague
also 20 or 25 units is notably vague
Topic Starter
You go up to the box and look at it. The box lays there. You come closer to it. The box appears to intensify its boxiness. You then caress the box. The box makes a scratchy sound. This is a very delicate moment for the box...B0ii wrote:
caress the box for some reason
Dumbfounded by B0ii's dynamic with the box, you hunt down the mouse, beating z0z at capturing the little creature. Going up to B0ii, who is caressing the box for reasons known only to him and God, you shove him aside, put the box on its side and put the mouse in the box. Quite notably tho, there was an audible shuffle of materials in the box as you turned it on its side.McEndu wrote:
Actually I won't
2. turn the box opening sideways and put Bridget Enjoyer in the box
Seeing how easily McEndu caught the mouse, you simply give up. Curious about the revealed hole, you go to take a look at it. It's very dark down there, you can't see where it ends.z0z wrote:
2. stop chasing the rat and look down the hole
also 20 or 25 units is notably vague
3 peck at box? (If I can)
2. check for any items on me, if i have a flashlight, turn it on and point it down the hole
i'm not dead, i'm spectating
i've been spectating this entire time
there is a drastic difference and you should know this abraker
@Bridget Enjoyer What's inside the hole?
fireMcEndu wrote:
@Bridget Enjoyer What's inside the hole?
2. try to find text on the box
3. nudge the nearest person towards the hole
to the best of a sheep's abilities, of course
to the best of a sheep's abilities, of course
squeek squeekMcEndu wrote:
@Bridget Enjoyer What's inside the hole?
*hops out the box with a pencil and pad of paper
Topic Starter
You peck at the box for a bit. There is an awful a lot of squeaking coming from it.Ashton wrote:
3 peck at box? (If I can)
You examine the box for text as the chicken pecks away at it, but it appears to be a plain brown featureless cardboard boxMcEndu wrote:
2. try to find text on the box
You check for items on you, but unfortunately none are to be found. The suddenly...z0z wrote:
2. check for any items on me, if i have a flashlight, turn it on and point it down the hole
You walk up to z0z, who was just peeking down the hole. He seems to be searching for something on him. You decide to give him a gentle nudge while he is not aware of your presence. He almost tripped over the hole. Luckily the hole is not wide enough for someone to fall into that easy, but is wide enough to trip over and dip their leg into while doing soLapizote wrote:
3. nudge the nearest person towards the hole
to the best of a sheep's abilities, of course
After some commotion hearing large clacks clacks against the box, you see a chicken take a peek inside. You finally orient yourself and exit the box empty handed, trying to avoid having the chicken possibly peck you.Bridget Enjoyer wrote:
squeek squeekMcEndu wrote:
@Bridget Enjoyer What's inside the hole?
*hops out the box with a pencil and pad of paper
2. move away from the hole and look around the room for anything
2. reorient the box upright then gently put the mouse into the hole
I swear at the time that skin came out I wanted to buy a samsung phone just for it, my friends would think I was so cool
its strangely silent
unfortunately i cant do much when all i can do isMcEndu wrote:
its strangely silent
3. baaaaaaaaaaah (bump my head against every single non-animal to make them do something)
Welp we don't really know what to do hereMcEndu wrote:
its strangely silent
2. spit into the hole to see if the hole is bottomless or not
3. Try to meow
Topic Starter
Shocked by the push and nearly tripping over the hole, you back away from the hole. You look around the room but find nothing but some sinners and animals doing weird things.z0z wrote:
2. move away from the hole and look around the room for anything
You flip the box back up, shuffling the materials inside it around. You then go after the mouse, which may take a while...McEndu wrote:
2. reorient the box upright then gently put the mouse into the hole
You cry out "baaaaaaaaaaah" while urging others to do something. UPR looks dead silentLapizote wrote:
3. baaaaaaaaaaah (bump my head against every single non-animal to make them do something)McEndu wrote:
its strangely silent
You walk up and spit into the hole to see how deep it is. . . you become tired waiting for plop after a while.B0ii wrote:
2. spit into the hole to see if the hole is bottomless or not
You make chicken noises trying to say something but all that comes out is "arghgghouw" "aroughhow"Ashton wrote:
3. Try to meow
@Ashton will you explore the hole? I will lay the box on the side for you to get in if you are willing
Other options for exploring the box (I am not doing any of these):
- Let a human enter.
- Tear it apart.
After 1 week without any signals of me being alive i suddenly pull a gun out of my ass and kill myself
WAIT NOT AGAIN WHA-Reyalp51 wrote:
After 1 week without any signals of me being alive i suddenly pull a gun out of my ass and kill myself
2. forcefully take the gun and throw it down the box
ARGHGGHOUW AROUGHHOW!McEndu wrote:
@Ashton will you explore the hole? I will lay the box on the side for you to get in if you are willing
(yes)
2. lay the box on the side, then put Ashton into the box
1. infinite favors
Topic Starter
As you lay the box on its side, a bunch of materials inside can be heard shuffling around. You put the chicken in the box. Oh, the chicken is in the box. How exciting! Maybe it will do something interesting, let's watch.McEndu wrote:
2. lay the box on the side, then put Ashton into the box
3. walk around the box searching for stuff
3. squeek squeek
(run away from every human and sit in the corner of the room)
(run away from every human and sit in the corner of the room)
2. wait for results from the thread god
Topic Starter
Confused on what to do know you go to wait until someone else figure out what to do.z0z wrote:
2. just watch
McEndu can hear you walking around the box and poking at thingsAshton wrote:
3. walk around the box searching for stuff
Traumatized enough by McEndu you go into a secluded corner, hoping to blend with the wallBridget Enjoyer wrote:
3. squeek squeek
(run away from every human and sit in the corner of the room)
You a wait for some kind of results, but I give you none.McEndu wrote:
2. wait for results from the thread god
Oh how typical of humans to rely on God. Not this time.
2. watch Ashton instead
(the strat reveal was a really bad idea.)
(the strat reveal was a really bad idea.)
@Ashton What about the hole?
looks like a good ideaLapizote wrote:
3. baaaaaaaaaaaaa (chew on the box)
3. chicken noises to communicate what i sawMcEndu wrote:
@Ashton What about the hole?
2. speak "all animals should arrange themselves in a way that communicates their findings"
Actually one animal is enough using long and short cries; as animal they look all have human brains.z0z wrote:
2. speak "all animals should arrange themselves in a way that communicates their findings"
thread is dead
3. wander helplessly around the box unsure of what my fate beholds
69th post
Maybe explore the hole?Ashton wrote:
3. wander helplessly around the box unsure of what my fate beholds
3. explore the holeMcEndu wrote:
Maybe explore the hole?Ashton wrote:
3. wander helplessly around the box unsure of what my fate beholds
2. try to follow in
3. make chicken prayer noises