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Thread Sacrifice

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Kobold84
Please gather, my brethren and sistren and otheren. Tonight is going to be a long one.



Without a doubt, you have all noticed the presence of Lord Stefan the Vile, and each day he extinguishes the only light of our land. You know what I'm talking about. The necroposts, the shiposts, the ventposts, the scylaposts, the emerging kolondeeposts and many others. The DNA of our soul. But even then, there are many other lords, waiting for their chance to lock the greatest threads of all time. No more, I say. We must take action.

Lo and behold, The Altar of Locks. You shall lay your most precious and treasured threads in order to resurrect and unlock another.



In other words, you offer your threads to lock in order to unlock the others. You can use this power at any moment, however the offering must be equal. One good active thread for a recently locked thread is sufficient, but a year old shitpost for a recently locked thread would yield you nothing.
sametdze
can we trade in other people's threads or only ours?
Topic Starter
Kobold84

sametdze wrote:

can we trade in other people's threads or only ours?
Only yours. Sacrificing someone else's thread is illegal, you know?
Hoshimegu Mio
Bad idea NGL.
sametdze

YyottaCat wrote:

Bad idea NGL.
we get to screw over lock e cheese (aka stefan). this is our only way to go back to when lock e was in the alumni, and all we have to do is sacrifice a thread. i can see how it could get out of hand, but hey, screwing over lock e is exactly what i've wanted ever since he got GMT back.

perhaps we could make it so only lock e's locks can be unlocked?
Kolon Dee
Good Day,

would like to sacrifice any of these two threads:
community/forums/topics/1882717?n=1
community/forums/topics/1881822?n=1

to unlock this:
community/forums/topics/1883779?n=1

Thank you 🪑, and have a nice day 🗣️🔊
Corne2Plum3

Kolon Dee wrote:

Good Day,

would like to sacrifice any of these two threads:
community/forums/topics/1882717?n=1
community/forums/topics/1881822?n=1

to unlock this:
community/forums/topics/1883779?n=1

Thank you 🪑, and have a nice day 🗣️🔊
No way we unlock any of your threads
Topic Starter
Kobold84

Kolon Dee wrote:

Good Day,

would like to sacrifice any of these two threads:
community/forums/topics/1882717?n=1
community/forums/topics/1881822?n=1

to unlock this:
community/forums/topics/1883779?n=1

Thank you 🪑, and have a nice day 🗣️🔊
I see. Let's try summoning the God of Locks and see if it works…



Unfortunately, the ritual failed. The canva thread is too weak and the lock on that one is sturdy enough. You must offer two more threads to sacrifice.
Kolon Dee

Kobold84 wrote:

Kolon Dee wrote:

Good Day,

would like to sacrifice any of these two threads:
community/forums/topics/1882717?n=1
community/forums/topics/1881822?n=1

to unlock this:
community/forums/topics/1883779?n=1

Thank you 🪑, and have a nice day 🗣️🔊
I see. Let's try summoning the God of Locks and see if it works…



Unfortunately, the ritual failed. The canva thread is too weak and the lock on that one is sturdy enough. You must offer two more threads to sacrifice.
TWO MORE?! 😭😭😭
Patatitta
can you work in reverse?

what would I need to sacrifice in order to lock the denizen thread forever (like, just killing it, not even GMTS should post on it)
Topic Starter
Kobold84

Patatitta wrote:

can you work in reverse?

what would I need to sacrifice in order to lock the denizen thread forever (like, just killing it, not even GMTS should post on it)
To lock someone else's thread, you'd need multiple people sacrificing their threads in unison. Not an easy task to do. Some threads are protected by the Divine Will, not even the strongest sacrifice would be able to lock it.
Manishh
sacrifice my beloved question thread

and unlock the thread which I have send it to you by my trusted bird
keremaru
terrible idea
OT is not properly equipped with the right mindset to appreciate or employ the fundamental laws of alchemy and equivalent exchange past the surface level of "I pay you to do something".
You can see this heavily illustrated in "Avatar/Signature Archive".
#THREADRIGHTS
Ymir

Patatitta wrote:

can you work in reverse?

what would I need to sacrifice in order to lock the denizen thread forever (like, just killing it, not even GMTS should post on it)
I've never seen someone so adamantly against the denizen thread.
Topic Starter
Kobold84

Manishh wrote:

sacrifice my beloved question thread

and unlock the thread which I have send it to you by my trusted bird
The first sacrifice had been made.

Normally, I wouldn't have allowed for such a dead thread to be resurrected, but first things always possess a lot more power.
Scyla
Can I sacrifice myself?
Karmine

Scyla wrote:

Can I sacrifice myself?
The sacrifice must have value.
Manishh

Karmine wrote:

Scyla wrote:

Can I sacrifice myself?
The sacrifice must have value.
Topic Starter
Kobold84

Manishh wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Scyla wrote:

Can I sacrifice myself?
The sacrifice must have value.
So it's true…
Scyla

Karmine wrote:

Scyla wrote:

Can I sacrifice myself?
The sacrifice must have value.
Nice, all threads become immortal
Reyalp51
Aireunaeus
Revive my valentines day thread 🥺
Topic Starter
Kobold84

Reyalp51 wrote:

I sacrifice community/forums/topics/1885639?n=1

To revive community/forums/topics/1886681?n=1
The sacrifice had been successful.

My Angel Anaxii wrote:

Revive my valentines day thread 🥺
Sacrifice something in return first. The gods are benevolent, but for an equal exchange.
furry hater
will think about
Reyalp51
Scyla
Sacrifice the strongest to revive the sexiest
Topic Starter
Kobold84

Reyalp51 wrote:

i sacrifice community/forums/topics/1892161?n=1 for community/forums/topics/1895112?n=1
Unfortunately for me,
The sacrifice had been successful.
Topic Starter
Kobold84

Scyla wrote:

Sacrifice the strongest to revive the sexiest
Do you still wish to sacrifice the strongest? But why, Scyla? Why? It's your best thread. Why waste it for such a meek one?
Scyla

Kobold84 wrote:

Scyla wrote:

Sacrifice the strongest to revive the sexiest
Do you still wish to sacrifice the strongest? But why, Scyla? Why? It's your best thread. Why waste it for such a meek one?
Because it's more efficient to choose multiple cocks than one
burgernfat
i want to sacrifice community/forums/topics/1868878 for 4 corn dogs
Topic Starter
Kobold84

burgernfat wrote:

i want to sacrifice community/forums/topics/1868878 for 4 corn dogs
This thread's life essence is already past the expiration date. Do you want your corn dogs to be the same?
burgernfat

Kobold84 wrote:

burgernfat wrote:

i want to sacrifice community/forums/topics/1868878 for 4 corn dogs
This thread's life essence is already past the expiration date. Do you want your corn dogs to be the same?
Yes
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