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UWU SHOP (FINAL RELEASE OF ITEMS)

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Reyalp51
Today i have decided to open a shop containing all of the items I got via time travelling and item duplication (those 2 machines are not for sale)
Warning: In the future the shop may close or expand depending of it's success.


PRODUCTS
1 RELEASE OF ITEMS
LOSEROTAKU'S PILLS (30 OT Bucks)



It is said that these pills can calm down even the most schizo of people and they even work as an anxiolytic.

OKAYU DAKIMAKURA (100 OT Bucks)



This body pillow has strong aphrodisiac effects that are contagious on a 5km radius, be careful as some people may faint because of it.

CORNE'S LOCK SHORTGUN (100 OT Bucks)



This weapon is extremely powerfull against shit threads and horny threads.

KAARUUMII'S ICE CREAM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (10 OT Bucks)



A delicious ice cream made of a secret ingredient.

PATATITTA'S BIBLE ( 30 OT Bucks)



This item has the ability of making whoever in front of it to touch grass.

SCYLA'S HUGE BRAIN (300 OT Bucks)



This copy of scyla's brain could be useful for understanding how to be smarter and find the secrets of the cosmos.

UMBREON'S ESSENCE (300 OT Bucks)



It is said that the user that has this essence can change their name as many times as they want, making them infinite personalities.

STOMIKS PEN (100 OT Bucks)



This pen can write fiction histories that can make even the toughest of man to cry and feel great emotions.

2 RELEASE OF ITEMS
GRASS PARTY'S GRASS (5 OT BUCKS PER GRAM)



This grass can make someone quack if touched for too long.

EBLF2013'S TRANQUILIZER DARTS (30 OT BUCKS)



Not gonna lie, I dont know what is special about them but he is the president so.

INFINITE DAKIMAKURA (300 OT BUCKS)




This pillow has the power of transforming into the costumers waifu/husbando and can be changed to whoever you please.

YYOTTACAT'S KEYBOARD (100 OT BUCKS)



This keyboard will make you a pro in osu!mania but you wont be able to reach 2 digit never.

PADORU INVOKER (1000 OT BUCKS)



ꑛꅔꉖꀟꀧꎡꁄ ꉖꅂꎡꀧ ꒄꅂ

MANISHH'S SHIELD (100 OT BUCKS)



It can repel any kind of woman that has eye contact with the user.

3 RELEASE OF ITEMS
EN PASSANT SWORD (100 OT BUCKS)



This item has the power to force its victim to google en passant, if the victim doesnt google en passant they will slowly disapear.

OT! BOOK COPY (30 OT BUCKS)



A physical copy of the OT BOOK, the rumors say that this book can connect different universes, as if something is written here it will happen somewhere sometime.

LOSTSILVER'S OC SKETCHBOOK (150 OT BUCKS)



This scketchbook contains a group of fictional characters that, if seen by anyone they will become adicted to fnf.

THOMAS THE TANK TOY (100 OT BUCKS)



Anyone that touches the toy with bare hands for the first time will become obsessed with trains for some time.

If you have any problems contact us on TheUwUWillWin@gmail.cum
Farfocele
is this gonna revive the shop trend...
Patatitta
damn got an item
Topic Starter
Reyalp51

Patatitta wrote:

damn got an item
yes, but remember this items are just copies from other timelines
Behrauder
I contacted the email, but it says it doesn't exist. :(
Topic Starter
Reyalp51

Behrauder wrote:

I contacted the email, but it says it doesn't exist. :(
skill issue
Scyla
this is why i feel so dumb today, my brain is already on sale
Jarcrafted
Sell grass
Nuuskamuikkunen
Where's my tranquilizer darts?
Topic Starter
Reyalp51

eblf2013 wrote:

Where's my tranquilizer darts?
sorry i dont have those =(
Corne2Plum3
I would like a Corne shotgun and a Stomiks pen please
Topic Starter
Reyalp51

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

I would like a Corne shotgun and a Stomiks pen please
your order will arrive in 48 hours
z0z
wtf where did you get all of this
Cerno
Can i get uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sametdze
How do we get OT bucks
Do we gotta dig holes like Stanley Yelnats
Ymir
Stomiks Pen!
Nuuskamuikkunen
Me made product.
You sell it now.
Topic Starter
Reyalp51

Cerno wrote:

Can i get uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You already have the daki dont you
Cerno

Reyalp51 wrote:

Cerno wrote:

Can i get uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You already have the daki dont you
n-no? what are u talkin about, ur crazy smh my balls
Winnyace
hi can you give me an Asuka Kurashina Dakimakura instead of an Okayu one?
[ Rynn ]

Jarcrafted wrote:

Sell grass
B0ii
sell meth
Topic Starter
Reyalp51
THE 2 RELEASE OF ITEMS IS NOW FOR SALE
DM FOR MUTUAL
hey

bup bup bup

got any grapes
Cerno
im curious if Calvin’s Crusty Socks would be in the next batch
Jangsoodlor
grass
Topic Starter
Reyalp51
Winnyance corne does not like lewd dakis but i know what you want, it will arrive in 48 hours
Corne2Plum3

Reyalp51 wrote:

Winnyance corne does not like lewd dakis but i know what you want, it will arrive in 48 hours
I find the level of horniness too high for a shop for all ages. Please calm down otherwise the administration will have no other choice to close you choice. Note that for now the administration keep the right to remove any article from the shop without any prior notice.
Scyla
ꑛꅔꉖꀟꀧꎡꁄ ꉖꅂꎡꀧ ꒄꅂ
Patatitta
this is the second dakimakura you sell
Topic Starter
Reyalp51

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

Winnyance corne does not like lewd dakis but i know what you want, it will arrive in 48 hours
I find the level of horniness too high for a shop for all ages. Please calm down otherwise the administration will have no other choice to close you choice. Note that for now the administration keep the right to remove any article from the shop without any prior notice.
Dont worry the infinite daki is just a blank canvas for the costumers, not nsfw in itself
Farfocele
hello there
Dementedjet

B0ii wrote:

sell meth
Is your name Gustavo by any chance?

I'm supporting this idea tho
MangaGrumpy
Where's my item
Farfocele

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

Where's my item
you might not be notable enough, me neither lol
Topic Starter
Reyalp51

Farfocele wrote:

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

Where's my item
you might not be notable enough, me neither lol
dont worry i will include more dwellers and denizens
Farfocele

Reyalp51 wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

Where's my item
you might not be notable enough, me neither lol
dont worry i will include more dwellers and denizens
please put in my item next lol
lostsilver
just put a sketchbook with an image of steven on it for me

here's an image of my boy
B0ii

jrjin228 wrote:

B0ii wrote:

sell meth
Is your name Gustavo by any chance?

I'm supporting this idea tho
no, but I'm willing to become him
anaxii
sell your soul
Topic Starter
Reyalp51
THE FINAL RELEASE OF ITEMS IS NOW FOR SALE
lostsilver

Reyalp51 wrote:

THE FINAL RELEASE OF ITEMS IS NOW FOR SALE
boi my sanity ain't gone >:(
i just really like to draw the characters
Topic Starter
Reyalp51

lostsilver wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

THE FINAL RELEASE OF ITEMS IS NOW FOR SALE
boi my sanity ain't gone >:(
i just really like to draw the characters
I tried to give the thing lore sowy
Farfocele
yo, I got my item! I'll take the en passant sword please!
Topic Starter
Reyalp51

Farfocele wrote:

yo, I got my item! I'll take the en passant sword please!
your item will arrive soon
lostsilver

Reyalp51 wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

THE FINAL RELEASE OF ITEMS IS NOW FOR SALE
boi my sanity ain't gone >:(
i just really like to draw the characters
I tried to give the thing lore sowy
just says "it's lostsilver's sketchbook, they've drawn many stupid and/or silly things in it, according to them"
Topic Starter
Reyalp51

lostsilver wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

THE FINAL RELEASE OF ITEMS IS NOW FOR SALE
boi my sanity ain't gone >:(
i just really like to draw the characters
I tried to give the thing lore sowy
just says "it's lostsilver's sketchbook, they've drawn many stupid and/or silly things in it, according to them"
i apologise, i changed it to addicted to fnf, thats the thing i now you guys for, im not trying to insult you
lostsilver

Reyalp51 wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

THE FINAL RELEASE OF ITEMS IS NOW FOR SALE
boi my sanity ain't gone >:(
i just really like to draw the characters
I tried to give the thing lore sowy
just says "it's lostsilver's sketchbook, they've drawn many stupid and/or silly things in it, according to them"
i apologise, i changed it to addicted to fnf, thats the thing i now you guys for, im not trying to insult you
eh, that's works
though beanicraft is the one who got me hooked on fnf
MrMcMikey22



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SO YEAH GO FOR IT NOW!!!

COSTS ONLY 22 OT BUCKS!!!




AND IF YOU BUY 2 OF THEM YOU GET THIS WEIRD EMOTE FOR FREE!!! O_O



AND IF YOU BUY 22 OF THEM YOU ALLLLLLLSO GET YELLOWFACE'S PRECIOUS GOLDEN FORK FOR FREE!!!!

Corne2Plum3

Reyalp51 wrote:

THE FINAL RELEASE OF ITEMS IS NOW FOR SALE
So it means that there will be no new products after that?
Topic Starter
Reyalp51

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

THE FINAL RELEASE OF ITEMS IS NOW FOR SALE
So it means that there will be no new products after that?
The shop will be closed for now
anaxii

Reyalp51 wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

THE FINAL RELEASE OF ITEMS IS NOW FOR SALE
So it means that there will be no new products after that?
The shop will be closed for now
What shop?
sametdze
yo I got an item!
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