Lots of people ask why I wanna change my username to sex haver. The reason is because I was playing rocket league with my friends, and we were playing against a guy named sex haver. We didn't realise until sex haver scored. Now, in rocket league, whenever you score, your name comes up nice and big for everyone to see. So imagine how funny it was for 3 kids with retarded humor to see "SEX HAVER SCORED!" completely out of nowhere. That moment has inspired me to have a funny username instead of a normal one