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honorable mention: ur mom

Edit: thank to grave guy kami guy raika blocko guy feerum guy for putting up with all my sh*t pretty much, cool guys, check out their sound cloud and band camp

follow them on instagram and stuff w/e people do nowadays

Edit2: as always, if you have any concerns, please do post on the beatmap thread and I will address them promptly

FAQ:

Q: HP is too high
A: I mainly want to have players who can play and adjust to the map well to be able to pass it as they experience the full intention of the map itself

Q: This map is layered quite inconsistently
A: I agree, and this is mainly because I focus on getting the feelings elicited by certain patterns right more than that of chords being quantitatively correct in a sense. In other words, I focus on playability than that of it technically correct

Q: SVs are not that readable?
A: Some SVs are *not* readable, and they are intended, take for example, the dense jumpstreams, the 2nd and 3rd dense jumpstreams are *not* readable for most people, hence you will have to think out of the box, this I will leave it to your thinking

Q: Is this SS-able?
A: Quite so, it's hard to nail the SS due to SVs mainly, not the dense jumpstreams tbh (razl guy disagrees :c)

Q: Why are there weird sounds when I'm playing the map
A: They are intended for the experience of playing this beatmap

Q: Why did you use dense jumpstream over any other pattern?
A: Mainly because of the transition from the previous pattern, if you have noticed, is mostly a quad + jump and to have a pattern that is slightly more intense than this (because of the buildup in the music), I can only do a dense jumpstream at that point, any other pattern will not have the intended effect

Once in a blue ocean swam a gigantic dolphin, the blueberry berry. The hunter named xXxMagicalDefensePowderOfTheBestFurryEver6969CookieziPeppyOsuLuqantedxXxXxXX ruined my story.

"What is anime?", the hunter muttered. He couldn't imagine what life would be like without Off-topic, so she decided to shitpost on GD while Westonini, Achromalia, and Penguin posts defend posts.

Yes, the hunter just entered OT's worst thread; "Thread 🅱️ecro🅱️ancy". It sucked like the one it was conceptualized, because why the penguins has a huge and nasty feet was grammatically exploded with vocabulary.

After WalterBull make spaghetti, xXxMagicalDefensePowderOfTheBestFurryEver6969CookieziPeppyOsuLuqantedxXxXxXX realized that he was a penguin goddess with feathers despite being completely featherless. Basically, it meant that the juxtaposition process of the thought was faulty.

However the small his fart got disintegrated, he decided that she is actually not male but female. And that detail caused everything to vanish.

As the ocean flew majestically into the sunset, gay frogs started to being salacious. "Wow", was all the hunter could fellate over this magnificent sight. Suddenly, Cthulhu R'lyeh emerged from within the womb of Puzzle to the radiant sight of Tad.

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Nonetheless, the story is taking longer than what it should be. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", the alchemist shouts while a fish jumps out his pants. Quickly, he put the fish out and mercilessly deep-fry him. “Smells so fishy", he meahwashere thxmeah yeahmeah meah as this moment stayed engraved into a thread full of toktoktok. "Nani?" the sorcerer thought as thousands died hard from the Velma Syndrome which °•○●□■♤♡◇♧☆▪︎¤. Suddenly, yet quiet ¤▪︎☆♧◇♡♤■□●○•]°¿¿ began. ¤▪︎☆♧◇♡♤■□●○•]°¿¿ while observing something from the sky shouts incomprehensible song and summon a waifu, so that he could marry childrenlolis while shitposting. FBI raided. “Yamete”, he +-×÷= as Meah ruins the moist and continues To post here. After the syndrome destroyed her, peace was restored.

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Fin

Q: HP is too high
A: ur just bad

Q: This map is layered quite inconsistently
A: ur just dumb

Q: SVs are not that readable?
A: ur just bad

Q: Is this SS-able?
A: if ur not bad

Q: Why are there weird sounds when I'm playing the map
A: cause zenny is a lolicon

Q: Why did you use dense jumpstream over any other pattern?
A: because players are bad

slow claps steps out of the shadows
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :-). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...

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It sickens me that people associate fidget spinners with [REDACTED]. I'll have you know that mastering the fidget spinner is no easy feat. You have no idea how much time, effort, and money I put into this passion of mine. I had to sell three of my highest quality vape pens and work additional hours at Best Buy in order to be able to afford the limited edition Triple Dragon Deluxetm fidget spinner. You have no idea how long I trained to master the fidget spinner. Tell me, do you train for 8 hours a day, every day to perfect something you are "passionate" about? Didn't think so. And I'm not even done perfecting my form yet. You see, the fidget spinner is much more than a toy: it is the most unique and inspirational form of art of the 21st century only respected by the most intelligent people. I highly doubt that greatest "athletes" put as much time into perfecting their sport as we do into mastering the fidget spinner.

honestly, i have no idea why, but that black hole first photo made me happy af

one of the happiest days in my life and i can't understand why am i so happy about this

Right before the countdown to the song begins, you'll be asked, "Are You Ready?" The answer is "no."

This is hardcore stuff here, pal. You're not cheering on a student trying to study for his exam, or a doctor trying to fix a microwave. You're cheering on warriors of metal, fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore. Do you really have what it takes? I don't think so.

I've even set all the sliders to the default Normal settings, and this level still gets 5 stars. Why? Because it's just that bloody hardcore, mate. This is the very definition of hot-blooded rhythm soul. This is Osu Hero 3: Legends of Ouendan.

So go sit in a corner and wait until I release Normal mode. Or, if you do decide to try this out, don't say I didn't warn you.

As the title implies, post your favorite copypastas here!

RULES

1. Don't make these copypastas ridiculously long, talking more so about the emoji ones. Just so we're on the same page, just don't make them incredibly long where I'm scrolling down 5/6 times to read your message.

2. Avoid posting the 18+ NSFW copypastas. We really don't need that in this thread and they usually devolve into some weird and dumb shit so please none of those.

3. Can we use osu! copypastas? YES! I encourage these especially since we are the osu community after all. Though do not devolve the thread into slander or make this a hate thread about someone just because they've said some dumb shit over the years.





N-no this wasn’t stolen or anything baka... Don’t look at me like that...

Simply put, no. Really, the idea of a world without mustard doesn't even make sense. Think about it... what else would fill the nasally void? What else provides such versatile flavor? Mustard has always been the most beautiful thing on this entire planet. Mustard will always be the most tasty thing in the universe. Sure, mustard alone is questionably tasty. But mustard doesn't work alone, must amplifies other lesser flavors. Even those who claim they don't eat mustard are just fooling themselves. Remember homeopathy? Well, pretty much everything is homeopathically contaminated with mustard, and mustard has brought their food greatness. Donald Trump thinks he can make America great again. No, he alone cannot. But mustard can. We should not build a wall. We should build a goddamn mustard waterfall. Niagara Falls? How about Mustard Falls? This is the only way to make mustard great again, scientifically proven in exactly 0 controlled trials, in eπi +1 peer reviewed journals. Why would this make America great again? Imagine if you could take any boring sandwich and slather it in mustard just by putting it outside. That's right, we're going to make mustard rain. The whole world would be spiced up a notch. Bland sandwiches would be edible again. Decent sandwiches would be mindblowing. Productivity would skyrocket a whopping 10,000% with all the newfound enthusiasm for life. South Korea and North Korea would be friends again. Israelis and Palestinians would stop killing each other. Instead, they would all revel in their love of mustard. Long story short, mustard not only binds this world together, but is the solution for all of this world's problems.

Burn on, my friend.

These fucking nippon songs are so bad, like what the fuck are all these weeabo shit songs?
it's literally almost the same generic shit melody like what the fuck is a Wagamama mirror heart? like what the fuck where is the meaning to that what the fuck does a mirror heart have to do with anything? at this point they are just using random words like mirror and heart and make a retarded song that has the same lyrics meaning as 80% of other anime opening weeabo shit songs.
But literally what the fuck is a Wagamama Mirror heart? what's next? fucking Alibaba toothbrush eyes? can you fucking map decent songs like some fucking rock or metal? can you be like mazzerin or maakeli and map death metal or just any fucking dubstep song? Why the fuck are you mapping so many anime shit songs do you not have enough of those? literally 90% of maps in this unbalanced chinese game is japanese anime songs which are so fucking bad my ears want to bleed. on top of that you ruin the pp system by abusing the flaws of this shit system by adding screen jumps that can be retried stupidly until you FC them.
fuck this shit man i want to

the world we live in. it's so... wonderous. mysterious. even magical. no... no no no.. not that world. i meant this one. the smartphone. each system and program app is it's own little planet of perfect. technology. all providing services so necessary, so crucial, so unbelievably profound. look who just sent me a text! addie mccallister? it must be a mistake. or a joke. or a scam! don't send her your social security number. she's right there! that's our user, alex. and, like every freshman in high school, his whole life, everything, revolves around his phone. and, because the pace of life gets, faster and faster... phones down in five. and attention spans get shorter and shorter... and... you're probably not even listening to me right now. who has the time to type out actual words? and that's where we come in. the most important invention in the history of communication! emo gees. that's my home! textopolis. here, each of us does one thing, and we have to nail it every time. christmas tree just has to stand there, all festive. merry christmas! it's still september, tim! and princesses... i am so pretty. they just gotta wear their crowns and keep their hair comb. we are so pretty. devil, poop, thumbs up, they just show up and they're good to go. but for the faces, the pressure is on. cryer always has to cry, even if he just won the lottery. hurray, i'm a millionaire! laugher's always laughing, even if he's just broken his arm. ahh!! ah! i can see the bone!! ah ah ah ah ah... and me, i'm a meh. so i gotta totally be over it all the time, you know? like meh, who cares. which is not as easy as it sounds. i gotta be mehhhhhhhhh i GOTTA! be! mehhhhhhhhh morning misses D, i see you have the little minis with ya! oh, they're so... cute! NYAH, SO ADORABLE, I CAN'T TAKE IT! I WILL NEVER GET THEM TO SLEEP! STICK TO YOUR ONE FACE, WEIRDO. OLE! OLE! OH NO! OH NO! it's hard to only act blasé. when, living in textopolis is.... just so exciting! hah low good simeans! those ah some shalp attach shays! yes, well we have business to attend to. whot kind off business? monkey business. ha ha ha ha, i sounded british. meh... Oh, that was really good.. meh ? meh ... meh ha ha... what the freak ya doing there, mate? practicing. today is my first day on the phone. oh, droit. i'm gonna be so.. meh. what are you going to do? blah! me and the boys are gonna throw ourselves on the barbie! woo! puh-zow! gooday, mate! hey, koh knee chee wah! sorry emote icons!! oh, I hate knocking over the elderly.. let me help, let me help... oh, my colon!!! ducks... hey, is that the time? HEY, my eyes are up here, pal! woo ooh hoo! woo hoo! right on time! and last week, Alex sent me next to THIS text! huh? huh? HA HA HA THAT ELEPHANT PISSED HIMSELF HA HA HA AH HAH HA HAH HAH UH HUH HUH why are YOU laughing, freak? ho ho ha ha ha! now, unlike me, my parents are total pros. gene, please tell me you weren't laughing just now. gene so help me i swear oh, he was, I remember. let's go see if you can get it right. i have some bad news, gene, and i'm afraid that you'll have the wrong reaction. ok, what's the wrong reaction? anything other than meh. come on! i don't want to be late! i'm not letting you go to work today. wait, WHAT? you're just not ready, son. come on!! working in a cube is an Emoji's whole purpose in life! everybody my age is working on the phone except for me! oh sweetie, that's not true. ow! YEAH! i'm going to work on the phone and I'm only ten! that's because I believe in you! should we wash our hands? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! we're number two! we're number two! see? i, i know i'm different, ok? but, i need to... i can be meh... i just... want to be a working emoji, you know, like... everybody else... and then... i would finally fit in, you know? ah, you fit in, honey. no I don't, mom. I never have. but I could change all that if you just let me! just give me a chance! but what if you get sent out on the phone, making the wrong face? no dad, i'll make the right face! look! maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah? you're so handsome when you make that face. i think he's ready, mel. meh. come on, dad. let me prove it to you. if you really think you're ready... YES! yes i am! i promise i won't let you down! wow! Congratulations, everyone! What an exciting day for all of you! oh, it's really her! oh, pizza! first day on the job, hi, hi! don't be nervous! i won't bite! hi, i'm smiler! ho ho ho ho ho... DON'T TOUCH ME! Hi! i mean.. hey.. as you know, i'm smiler, i'm the system supervisor here, because I was the original emoji. here's how it works. it's nothing fancy! wait a minute... it's really fancy! you each have your own cube on the emoji bar! if alex chooses you, should you be so lucky, your cube will light up! it's showtime! the scanner will scan you, and that scan will get sent right up to alex's text box. and let me tell you guys, there is nothing like getting scanned for the first time. a har, you're gonna love it. now over here is the favorites section, where you'll find all the most popular emo gees. and of course, you'll find my cube here. whoo. you are smooth. just doing my duty. ha ha ha! what did i say? come on, tell me you aren't just a little bit tempted? steven, for the last time, i don't want to buy a timeshare. come on, man, it's high five! you know me! i'm a favorite!

hahaha imagine ranking an unplayable map. How come the BNs that Nom'd this haven't been kicked already lmfao. It's pretty obvious that this map was literally ranked because ofthe name behind it, not map quality. If any other mapper tried to rank this un-SSable map it would probably be deleted by a moderator for being a sinner and breaking the game. You're telling me auto can ss CENTIPEDE but there's a ranked map that can't be SS'd. What a joke.

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

my mapping purpose : Making pp(Provide Pleasure) maps , it's is not only provide pp(Performance Point) maps

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

man, i was hoping that there wouldnt be garbage songs like chika in there, but yea. also so much undermapping and just feels like sotarks mapping instead of a compilation of MAPS or even the songs. hope there'll be a comp one day that is of maps instead of songs.

Husa I hope you know how disgusting you are.

By killing me you ruined me not only as a forum game player, but as a person.

the fact that you're just looking really fucking sad and lacking in self confidence with the constant online validation seeking to the point where you feel the need to cross post whenever your (honestly really shitty) karma score rises by another 3 points on reddit you've been going on across several chats about your 'strategy' on gaining karma and how you just want to be contrarian to try to get attention

I racially identify as a Japanese. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of eating sushi while watching my favourite anime. People say to me that a white being a Japanese is impossible and I'm fxxxxxxx rxxxxxx but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon perform Japanese facial reconstruction and skin colorization. From now on I want you guys to call me a Japanese and respect my right to immigrate to Japan. If you can't accept me you're a transphobe and need to check your cisrace privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

honest to god, its garbage. But like, Hot & Flaming.
The worst map I've played in the past 3/4 months by far and there was some serious contenders.

The mapset you did before is just way better idk why you would map it again and like this. Smh my head right now like what?? I just want to stop playing osu for like a week after playing this.. it's so bad..

i hope i will not get silenced for posting this... i remember posting a khonjin house quote that is... extremely rude, and getting silenced... im glad i changed after that... worse thing is that this is from the same character that said the same rude quote i got silenced from... welp... im gonna have to embrace my past self for this one and hope nothing bad will happen this time...

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OT:
You have reached the phone of Gino Fratelli. I'm not here right now, and uh, if this is Khonjin, hang up. I don't want to talk to you. I-I- The problem with you, is uh... It's words. Words lack the parameters to accurately describe how I feel about you. But maybe this will help. Every night, I have a recurring dream. It's you, sleeping in your bed. And it's me, with a pair of garden shears. And I tear that stupid ass nose right off your face, and I put it on top of my fireplace. And when your dumbass daddy comes over, trying to get it back, 43 trucks fall out of the sky, and land EXACTLY where he's standing, killing him instantly. One day, it'll happen..

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Maybe I should chase and find

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JustABeginner 5 minutes ago
Well today, you're 25!

Happy birthday abraker! <3.

This post was made at 17 August 2020 5:02 GMT +8.

Woof

I guess it counts.

Azer isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such aim ability and movement with a tablet? Alex puts the game on another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Cookiezi breaks records. Rafis breaks records. Azer breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic

Meow.

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there was never any reason for you to have this putrid mess of a game on your computer, the fact you even had this life-sucking piece of malformed code on your computer is despicable i know your out there crying as you probably lost everything. that was my intention. no one needs to know of your sick delusions. all your top plays, gone, everything all your beatmaps, skins, screenshot spam of all your “unique” scores. gone. how does it feel that you play osu!? does setting a new top play on in my room make you happy? does it make you content with yourself? knowing my viewerbase, you probably make it your whole personality. your parents probably, almost certainly look at you, mortified, decrepit and forlorn, you've fucked up so bad your parents can't look at you straight without coming to the realisation they have a son or daughter with bruhmasterL merch, they mumble every piece of dialect at you because they can't look at you honestly and truthfully and say with a full chest "We love you." what were you thinking, none of these top players will ever care about you or your takes. ever, ryuk wants to shoot himself every time someone says "kwan mindset" and mrekk is going to commit euthanasia the next time someone says “this is the play of all time” dude could set a 2000 pp play and you all would flock to the replies to further reinstate my point on twitter, it's a brutally murdered joke and a vivid display of immaturity, just stop doing the same thing and maybe, just maybe you may be someone that can post a take without top players loathing them, kidding of course. no one will laugh at the 100th "omg high cs farm prodigy = mrekk?????" you should know this as the replies are littered with derailing memes and some of the single most annoying people I’ll ever see on the internet. i know you loved setting a b rank pass on 4 star tsukinami and called yourself "next vaxei" and screamed at the top of your lungs like ash ketchum at the end of every loss, you are annoying. you'll never be anything close to vaxei, and saying that you would is honestly some of the most egotistical things I’ve heard since… actually ever. you could have been something unique, however, an actually decent top player, but you just have to be this kid on the internet with an anime profile picture who has every single top 100 player as an inspiration in their me!. and before you say "well uhm i am actually playing to improve and i'm having fun" you aren't, no one is, no one logs on to osu to play for fun, if that we're the case you would have no farm plays in your top 100 and would only play exit the earths atomosphere and mrekk would have farmed tech. i know this, because once i was in your shoes. i was the deathly amalgamation of "SHIGE IS THE BEST" and "gyze, i am going to play osu 727 wysi plz enjoy game!" delete this game and never show your face anywhere, no one needs to see you. delete your twitter aswell, it’s not like you use it for anything useful, no one does, even most critically acclaimed astrophysist, neil degrasse tyson doesn’t use twitter and doesn’t like it and rains on people happiness by the downplaying of astrology. delete it now, it’s not worth getting sad over it just do it, set and forget.

- kae (pag)

eww a necro

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

battle of the immature osu player begin (self-aware remark)

puceau moi ? serieusement ^^ haha on me l avait pas sortie celle la depuis loooongtemps demande a mes potes si je suis puceau tu vas voir les reponses que tu vas te prendre XD rien que la semaine passee j ai niquer donc chuuuuut ferme la puceau de merde car oui toi tu m as tout l air d un bon puceau de merde car souvent vous etes frustrer de ne pas BAISER ses agreable de se faire un missionnaire ou un amazone avec une meuf hein? tu peux pas repondre car tu ne sais pas ce que c ou alors tu le sais mais tu as du taper dans ta barre de recherche "missionnaire sexe" ou "amazone sexe" pour comprendre ce que c etait mdddrrr !! c est grave quoiquil en soit.... pour revenir a moi, je pense que je suis le mec le moins puceau de ma bande de 11 meilleurs amis pas psk j ai eu le plus de rapport intime mais psk j ai eu les plus jolie femme que mes amis ses pas moi qui le dit, ses eux qui commente sous mes photos insta "trop belle la fille que tu as coucher avec hier en boite notamment!" donc apres si tu veux que sa parte plus loi sa peut partir vraiment loi j habite dans la banlieue de niort sa te parle steven sanchez ? ses juste un cousin donc OKLM hahaha on verra si tu parles encore le puceau de merde mdddrrr pk insulter qd on est soi meme puceau tu me feras toujour marrer!!

STOP POSTING ABOUT OSU! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME OSU, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING OSU! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Harumachi Clover. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said hey babe, when the underwear is overstreaming HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "When you see it, I looked at my penis I think of a slider and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE TABLET PEN" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

to be fair and in my defence, you do need a really high iq to understand speedcore at it's core fundamentals, it's unorthodox, **contemporary** perspective on animated women, the reason speedcore needs vulgarity amd the reason why it is all of osu's hardest ranked songs. knowing the reader. you are just a feeble osu player, a 6 digit in the hardstuck era of your time waiting to fc galaxy collapse or something along those lines before mrekk the peppy-buffed osu god. but have you ever thought. if you knew how the song worked, MAYBE just MAAYYYBE you could fc it before mrekk or anyone for that matter, yes YOU, an immature, naive and whiny 8 digit. you can too learn how to fc the best. mrekk isn't as talented as you think talented, yes but very little at the actual game. he just understands the music at hand better than you, you might be asking however, "What is there to learn bruh you is just a larping tran onggggggggggggggggg" and maybe your right. maybe i am but riddle me this. osu is a rhythm game, correct? and you need to understand the music to play the game, correct? that's what i am trying to say, once you understand speedcore you are the next top player so let me give you some insight on what you need to know

first and foremost, you have speedcore itself, a derivative of electronic dance music/electronic music which is considered faster than average music with kicks at semi-blistering-(300bpm)-to-extratone-1000-bpm but why is this genre the most important? it is because the kicks, the things that comprise of the rhythm are a part of the rhythm that is coordinated tonal mess. and if you have a firm understanding of osu! at it's intrinsics you need to understand the sounds and rhythm for rhythm control and being able to have good accuracy at the streams and jumps and however many that come your way. not only do you need to comprehend sound, cognisance on when to tap is integral. knowing when to tap is a cornerstone to consistency on the map of your choice. secondly the "vibe" or emotion of the song is usually considered the most contemporary form of skill as it plays literally no currently-conceivable part in your performance. if you play osu we all understand that you cannot be mad and play this game, it just doesn't work, if you are new. try it. get mad at something and then play. with this logic, of course that means that you cannot fc if you aren't in a mood that is not coincided with the map's "VIBE". but what can coincide is how capable you are at being able to channel that into optimal mentality is paramount to fc (or ss). thirdly, what does vulgarity have to do with speedcore? everything. in life, people would rather hear words of affirmation and not blatant objectification or misogyny. women are the reason why xooty is the only female top player, she knows how to overcome speedcore's vulgarity and channel it into good gameplay so why should you fellow women have to suffer this just so you can be the best? because like everything in life, nothing is free. it's just a shame peppy is such a good dev, he lives off osu!supporter but we all know, osu! being the biggest rhythm game of all living time, osu!supporter is not enough. so instead other forms of payment like mental health taxing is really the best way to pay him and also speedcore producers weren't taught manners and etiquette ""apparently""

4thly, wake up to yourself, WAKE. UP. a transgirl is feeding you lies and your all falling for it. ALL OF YOU. are you lonely? do you need people to call you? my dms are open, my twitter is @iateyourpetrock. understandably i can tell that you are forlorn. i just scammed you out of your biggest dream, moreso mine. i will literally never be a top player or the top in my country so by that logic and knowing osu community i can never be a top player in osu's eyes. stop crying about your "waaaaah i can nevor be twop plwayer" WAKE UP TO YOURSELF. you sound imbecilic and dumb, literally more dumb than you, the player of this game. that's it from me. end communication

HoosierTransfer wrote:

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Stop brother, help me, I am stuck in the washing machine.

Felixland wrote:

Stop brother, help me, I am stuck in the washing machine.

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5. It must respire: It sucks in air when it cleans, and forces it out through filters in its cleaning apparatus

Stop posting about Among Us! I'm tired of seeing it! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes! I was in a server, right? And all of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the face, I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear is sus!" Haha, ding ding ding ding ding, DING DING DING, ding ding ding ding ding ding DING! I fucking looked at a trashcan and I said, "That's a bit sussy!" I looked at my penis, I think of a Among Us and I go, "Penis? more like Among Us!" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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