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first 60+ min post woah *in a while

(Whoa we need to stop this before something bad is being spelled out loud)

bought 2000 diamonds in a gacha game

Awake.

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im sad today because my favorite streamer is also sad today because his favorite streamer just died today. ;-;

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Hi Hans.

I'm just checking in.

hello!

hi

21,313th post: Hans5958 has now given a cookie. 🍪.

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woof.

malina looking cute

My time has come...

Run! Or else...

Pretend you didn't see this.

nice pfp JAB

Thanks! I work real hard for that.
Not really.

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21,313th post: Hans5958 has now given a cookie. 🍪.

Thanks for joining this thread.

thanks for the welcome

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series

yes

lol

Jab's signature is better than the one I had.

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Not interesting reply

yes

not caring about this game for so long rewarded me with a 3 hours.

there's gonna be a point in time where someone's gonna get a 24h+ post

I wonder when

this sounds dope ngl

woof

i've been doing this diff for hours and hours and i couldn't get the good RNG to FC it

i was actually about to give up and be like, x1 miss ain't bad, and then all of a sudden out of nowhere, God is like: "here's the good rng you've been waiting for."

I'm shaking and crying with tears of joy right now, now i can finally go back to shitposting here.
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So how are you all doing today?

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holy heck, this is my fave FC in osustd this month

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new edited signature.

ok

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also 1k points

Congrats!

thanks

now that she’s gone so soon
i need a car with Mabu
and you’ll know she’ll come around~

Hi!

Hello

How's everyone?
I'm ok.

good

great

xyxyxyxyxyyxyxyxyxyxyxyxyxxxxxxxxxxyxxyxyxy

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Shikakui mado no mukō gawa ni
chikyū size no okuyuki ga aru fushigi
tatta ippo no yūki dake de
hakuchizu no yume
colorful ni naru fushigi
kinō made fuan de furue te ita
futaba mo kao ageta
senobi shite shuppatsu

me no mae no
tobira o aketara harukaze
tori tachi mo kigi de machiawase
kimi e mukau shingō wa aozora iro
kakedase ba ii

usotsuki kakuritsu ron toka
1 + 1(ichi purasu ichi) ga ∞(mugen) toka
oshiete kureta kimi
to sagashi ni ikou
haru machi clover

kitto korekara mo mayoi nayami
ippo no yūki ni kagi kakeru kamo demo ne
jibun de kime ta koto nara daijōbu
shippai mo yume no tame
kino made kansatsu

dakishime ta
tameiki hodo no setsuna sa mo
shinkokyū hodo no itoshi sa mo
yawaraka na kaze ga
sotto tsutsumihanatsu
dō sure ba ii?
noto no sumi no rakugaki to
mabuta ni hiroge ta mirai chizu
keshigomu no iranai jibun de itai

haru wa mata
kimi wa ima nani shiteru no?
sugu ni
aeru noni ne
chikaku te tōi
futari

sukoshi fuan datta haru ga ima wa
tanoshimi de ippai
senobi shite shuppatsu

sorenanoni hoshizora hodo no note ni mo
kakitsukuse nai no kono omoi
yume no tsuzuki ni wa kimi o
casting shi te ii desu ka?

tameiki hodo no setsuna sa o
shinkokyū hodo no itoshi sa o
yasashii sono te de
tsutsun de kure masu ka?
haru machi clover
kimi machi clover

(Ki, ki, ki) kimi no koto (wa, wa, wa) wakaranai dakara
(Bo, bo, bo) boku no koto (ki, ki) kitto mada shiranai desho
(Bo, bo, bo) “boku mo” to ka (wa, wa, wa) “wakaru” to ka
Kantan ni iwanai kimi no zetsubougaku junshin nara tsuranuite kowase

Sekai seifuku wa seifuku de dekikko nai tte shitte kara
Nannen koko de tomatteta
Autosaidaa tokubetsu janai mama tatakawanakya
Itsu no ma ni ka no kosei de nanchatte

Ichi. ni. san kan made yonde
Akichatta toko ga saishuukai
Daremo mitenai sutoorii tsuzuku
Owatte kara ga jinsei sa

(Ki, ki, ki) kimi no koto (wa, wa, wa) warawanai
(Bo, bo, bo) Boku datte ikiru sainou nante nai
NO NO NO genkai wo
Koeru shunkan dake ni mezameru
Mahou wo uchikesu boku no honnou ga taida na shukumei wo hirugaesu

BLACK CLOVER

Sekaisen muda ni mittsu gurai shitagaki hozon ussai na zenzen
Ganbatteru nante kihon da shi
Ikizukai todoku kurai kyori tsumete
Kimi wa hitori de tsuyokute sabishisou yan nacchau

Ichi. juu. hyaku. sen motto tobase
Hikari ni natta shounen no me ni wa nanimo utsuranai
Bokura soko ni iku yo nee kodoku ga

(Ki, ki, ki) kimi dake no toumei na buki naraba
(Bo, bo, bo) boku datte fuzaketa kao de saegirou
NO NO NO kindan no puraibeeto suraido shoo wo
Pakutte mitatte kimi ni narenai shi
Boku nari no kakugo wa purizumu

Shaa nai shoudou naisho de SHOW ME OUT
Kakke e waza no namae to ka tsukechaeba sore nari ni
Yakudatazu kara sekai no ONLY LIFE tsunde DIE tsunde
Yatto seigi no kuro sai mawaseru
BLACK JUSTadICE
ROLL THE DICE
ARE YOU READY?

DIE (DIE) DIE (DIE) DIE (DIE) DIE (DIE)
DIE (DIE) DIE (DIE) DIE (DIE) DIE (DIE)
WHAT CAN I ga wakkannai nara
THINK IT THINK IT THINK ijitteru baai ka yo
Icchae yo tottoto TRY DIE YOURSELF!

(Ki, ki, ki) kimi no koto wa wa wa warawanai
(Bo, bo, bo) Boku datte ikiru sainou nante nai
NO NO NO genkai wo
Koeru shunkan dake ni mezameru
Mahou wo uchikesu boku no honnou ga taida na shukumei wo hirugaesu

BLACK CLOVER

what?

justadice lyrics

ok

Everchanging
The knowing feeling
Could make you fall from the dreamy skies
Suddenly the deepness can get true
Where you live a life without a clue
And you're looking into cold green eyes
Everchanging
The knowing feeling
Could make you fall from the dreamy skies
Suddenly the deepness can get true
Where you live a life without a clue
And you're looking into cold green eyes
Everchanging
The knowing feeling
Could make you fall from the dreamy skies
Suddenly the deepness can get true
Realize I fall along with you
And you're looking into calm green eyes
Everchanging
The knowing feeling
Could make you fall from the dreamy skies
Suddenly the deepness can get true
Where you live a life without a clue
And you're looking into cold green eyes
Everchanging
The knowing feeling
Could make you fall from the dreamy skies
Suddenly the deepness can get true
Realize I fall along with you
And you're looking into calm green eyes

Desu

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AZER isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such aim ability and movement with a tablet? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Cookiezi breaks records. Rafis breaks records. Azer breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

727

A short text:

The cherubim the kingdom of salvation cannot take home, so swerved was the gallantry of honour.
Twas brilliant, of which virtue has a seeker in his hands;
Blown by the winds of the all-seeing eye of Him, painted by colour
And of that rain with its drops touched, after the clouds breathe in strands.

note to self. consider other avenues of work outside of my art/animation/gamedev/music passions.

wowee

... guys i made helltaker pancackes, and im conflicted on whether or not i should post the results or not.

It took me 2 hours to catch up to stuff on forums ;-;

i wonder if there's like a day where a GMT can chill and relax for a bit

Done mapping Q, now it's time to hitsound.

*dies*

*sneeze*

mapping has been a fun endeavor lately. tried to map my own Aspire-esque entry.

mapping is indeed fun, but very time-consuming sometimes.

I think I gotta sleep. Night!

Good night.

tired

studying

We live busy everyday
I can’t walk anymore
I have no reason to live
My life seems unreal

Everyone grows up someday
But I cannot bear living
This isn’t what I expected
To learn from one’s sorrow

My life seems unreal
To learn from one’s sorrow
Yours too?

HONESTY
Akaku somatta
Sora wa mō kanjinai
Hibi ni owarete sakebu

HONESTY
Mou Modoranai
Kaze ga yakeni koishi
Don't (you) think so?
Muneni Yadoru
HONESTY~

We live busy everyday
I can’t walk anymore
I have no reason to live
My life seems unreal

My life seems unreal
Yours too?

HONESTY
Wasurekaketeta
Sora o oimotomete
Kokoro no nakano
Tsubasa o ima
Hiroge

HONESTY
Kodoku o seoi
Hibito tatakatteru
Don't (you) think so?
Muneni yadoru
HONESTY

I wish
Kokorono kagi o
Hazushi ima chikau
I go my own way
I go my own way
To be alone

HONESTY
Kodoku o seoi
Hibito tatakatteru
Don't (you) think so?
Muneni yadoru
HONESTY~
HONESTY~

too long

osu!

Rhythm is just a click away. The future of osu! and the beginning of an open era! Commonly known by the codename osu!lazer. Pew pew.
Status

This project is under heavy development, but is in a stable state. Users are encouraged to try it out and keep it installed alongside the stable osu! client. It will continue to evolve to the point of eventually replacing the existing stable client as an update.

IMPORTANT: Gameplay mechanics (and other features which you may have come to know and love) are in a constant state of flux. Game balance and final quality-of-life passses come at the end of development, preceeded by experimentation and changes which may potentially reduce playability or usability. This is done in order to allow us to move forward as developers and designers more efficiently. If this offends you, please consider sticking to the stable releases of osu! (found on the website). We are not yet open to heated discussion over game mechanics and will not be using github as a forum for such discussions just yet.

We are accepting bug reports (please report with as much detail as possible and follow the existing issue templates). Feature requests are also welcome, but understand that our focus is on completing the game to feature parity before adding new features. A few resources are available as starting points to getting involved and understanding the project:

Detailed release changelogs are available on the official osu! site.
You can learn more about our approach to project management.
Read peppy's latest blog post exploring where lazer is currently and the roadmap going forward.

Running osu!

If you are looking to install or test osu! without setting up a development environment, you can consume our binary releases. Handy links below will download the latest version for your operating system of choice:

Latest build:
Windows (x64) macOS 10.12+ Linux (x64) iOS(iOS 10+) Android (5+)

When running on Windows 7 or 8.1, additional prerequisites may be required to correctly run .NET Core applications if your operating system is not up-to-date with the latest service packs.

If your platform is not listed above, there is still a chance you can manually build it by following the instructions below.
Developing or debugging

Please make sure you have the following prerequisites:

A desktop platform with the .NET Core 3.1 SDK or higher installed.
When developing with mobile, Xamarin is required, which is shipped together with Visual Studio or Visual Studio for Mac.
When working with the codebase, we recommend using an IDE with intelligent code completion and syntax highlighting, such as Visual Studio 2019+, JetBrains Rider or Visual Studio Code.
When running on Linux, please have a system-wide FFmpeg installation available to support video decoding.

Downloading the source code

Clone the repository:

git clone https://github.com/ppy/osu
cd osu

To update the source code to the latest commit, run the following command inside the osu directory:

git pull

Building

Build configurations for the recommended IDEs (listed above) are included. You should use the provided Build/Run functionality of your IDE to get things going. When testing or building new components, it's highly encouraged you use the VisualTests project/configuration. More information on this is provided below.

Visual Studio / Rider users should load the project via one of the platform-specific .slnf files, rather than the main .sln. This will allow access to template run configurations.
Visual Studio Code users must run the Restore task before any build attempt.

You can also build and run osu! from the command-line with a single command:

dotnet run --project osu.Desktop

If you are not interested in debugging osu!, you can add -c Release to gain performance. In this case, you must replace Debug with Release in any commands mentioned in this document.

If the build fails, try to restore NuGet packages with dotnet restore.

Due to a historical feature gap between .NET Core and Xamarin, running dotnet CLI from the root directory will not work for most commands. This can be resolved by specifying a target .csproj or the helper project at build/Desktop.proj. Configurations have been provided to work around this issue for all supported IDEs mentioned above.
Testing with resource/framework modifications

Sometimes it may be necessary to cross-test changes in osu-resources or osu-framework. This can be achieved by running some commands as documented on the osu-resources and osu-framework wiki pages.
Code analysis

Before committing your code, please run a code formatter. This can be achieved by running dotnet format in the command line, or using the Format code command in your IDE.

We have adopted some cross-platform, compiler integrated analyzers. They can provide warnings when you are editing, building inside IDE or from command line, as-if they are provided by the compiler itself.

JetBrains ReSharper InspectCode is also used for wider rule sets. You can run it from PowerShell with .\InspectCode.ps1, which is only supported on Windows. Alternatively, you can install ReSharper or use Rider to get inline support in your IDE of choice.
Contributing

When it comes to contributing to the project, the two main things you can do to help out are reporting issues and submitting pull requests. Based on past experiences, we have prepared a list of contributing guidelines that should hopefully ease you into our collaboration process and answer the most frequently-asked questions.

Note that while we already have certain standards in place, nothing is set in stone. If you have an issue with the way code is structured, with any libraries we are using, or with any processes involved with contributing, please bring it up. We welcome all feedback so we can make contributing to this project as painless as possible.

For those interested, we love to reward quality contributions via bounties, paid out via PayPal or osu!supporter tags. Don't hesitate to request a bounty for your work on this project.
Licence

osu!'s code and framework are licensed under the MIT licence. Please see the licence file for more information. tl;dr you can do whatever you want as long as you include the original copyright and license notice in any copy of the software/source.

Please note that this does not cover the usage of the "osu!" or "ppy" branding in any software, resources, advertising or promotion, as this is protected by trademark law.

Please also note that game resources are covered by a separate licence. Please see the ppy/osu-resources repository for clarifications.

ok, thats way too long

omg

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hi jab

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Hydreigon wrote:

hi jab

Hi Hydrei! .


Hi Cubey! Welcome to osu! Instead of playing osu!, you may join us for a chat.

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Pen

Really? I didn't think it was that scary.
The pentagon makes a loud noise, Pen and Eraser scream.
Pen

Help us, Blocky!
Blocky

Okay. (picks up Saw)
Saw

Blocky! Put me down! Help!
Blocky

There, now it is a quadrilateral and a triangle.
Eraser

Phew.
Pen

Wow, I don't ever want to see a pentagon ever again.
Camera pan to Foldy and Tennis Ball.
Foldy

Hey Tennis Ball!
Tennis Ball

Hi, Foldy!
Foldy

What's up?
Tennis Ball

I'm helping Golf Ball find where Leafy is!
Foldy

...But Leafy's right over there.
Tennis Ball

Oh. Thanks, Foldy! Hey Golf Ball, I know where-
Golf Ball

Hold on TB, I'm busy looking for Leafy!
Tennis Ball

But Golf Ball-
Golf Ball

Shush, I have to concentrate! Wait, there's Leafy right now!
Golf Ball runs to Leafy, and runs into Pin, who is carrying blueberry seeds. Pin drops the seeds and they land next to Coiny.
Pin

Oof!
Coiny

Hey Snowball, can you throw something all the way to that pot?
Snowball

Yeah! What should I throw?
Coiny

Uh... (grabs the seeds) How 'bout this?
Snowball throws the seeds, they break a window in Cloudy's pile of stuff.
Cloudy

(Thunder) [thick accent] Hey, my window!
Coiny

Sorry, Cloudy! Okay Firey, you try.
Firey

(Throws the blueberry seeds but the seeds instantly fall to the ground) You try, Taco.
Taco throws the seeds into the pot, Firey and Coiny cheer.
Pin

Hey, have any of you seen my blueberry seeds?
Coiny

Uhhhhhh-
Pin

I hope they're not in a pot. They are extremely fast growing!
Needle

Yeah!
The blueberries suddenly grow, Coiny and Firey start sweating.
Firey

(Sweats) Aah!
Pin

And explosive!
Zoom in on the blueberries, cut back to Pin.
Pin

Oh well. I'll keep looking. Ice Cube, have you seen my blueberry seeds?
Ice Cube

(Shakes her head)
Pin

How about you, Remote?
Remote

I don't have any seeds, but here is a fork.
Yellow Face

(Grabs the fork) Hom.
Remote

My fork.
Yellow Face places the fork in a pile.
Donut

Yeah, exactly. See, Bottle, you understand. (notices the fork pile) Yellow Face, what is thi-
Yellow Face

THEY'RE FORKS!
Donut

Yeah, but why?
Gelatin grabs two of the forks. Zoom out, revealing that Gelatin and Puffball are building a Sierpinski triangle out of forks.
Bottle

That's a very large stack of forks, Gelatin!
Bell

(Rams the stack of forks) WHEEEEE!
Yellow Face

YAAAAAA-!!!!!
A fork flies through the air.
Bubble

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10-
The fork pops Bubble, she gets recovered.
Ruby

Wow, Bubble, it's so cool that you get your very own recovery center!
Bubble

Thoinks! (another fork pops Bubble)
Match

Hey, who, like, keeps popping Bubble? Hmm.
Pencil

Let's find out.
The alliance finds Book watching Cake and Pie playing tic-tac-toe.
Pencil

Book! Help us find a criminal.
Book

No, thanks! I'm good!
Pencil

If you don't, we just might have to expel you from our alliance.
Book

But I'm an alternate, right?
Pencil

Hmph!
Cake

Oh my gosh, I won! Sorry Pie, no hard feelings, right?
Pie

Whatever. You win some, you lose some.
Book

Now that's a good way to look at it!
Pencil

Naily, did you pop Bubble?
Naily

No.
Pencil

Sounds like a lie to me. Liars must be punished! (picks up Naily) Let's punish Naily!
Bomby

Oh my gosh, NAILY!
Loser

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!! Put her down, Pencil.
Pencil

Oh my gosh LOSER!
TV, Ruby, Bomby, Basketball, Woody, Bubble, Pie and Grassy cheer for Loser. Pie explodes.
Loser

Now, Pencil, apologize to Naily.
Pencil

Sorry, Naily.
Basketball

Loser's such a great guy!
NewGrassy

I agree!
Tree

Loser, say hi to me!
Loser

How're ya doing, Tree?
Tree

Loser, you're my hero.
Liy

Tree!
Tree

What?
Liy

We gotta get Teardrop to talk.
Tree

But why?
Liy

'Cause I see her standing there silent for hours, I wanna know what's going on inside her head.
Teardrop

(in her mind) LOSER
Tree

I don't think it's worth it.
Liy

So here's our plan.
Tree

Did I not just say it wasn't worth it?
Liy

I'll hold Teardrop's jaw open and you'll wiggle her vocal cords, so that they make noise.
Tree

That's it, I'm leafing! (Tree leafs and leaves)
Liy

Aww, Tree doesn't seem too cool. Woah! Ice Cube, you're there, are you cool?
Ice Cube

Uhhh.. Uhmm...
Liy

Ice Cube, it's not that hard of a question. ARE. YOU. COOL?
Ice Cube

Uhhh.. Uh....
Leafy

YEAH LIY, ICE CUBE IS THE COOLEST PERSON THAT I'VE EVER MET, SHE'S SO EPICALLY COOL! JUST LIKE YOU ARE TOO, WE'RE ALL COOL! ISN'T IT SO AWESOME TO BE SO COOL!?!
Liy

Ice Cube, since you're so cool, do you want to help me to get Teardrop to talk?
Ice Cube

Yeah!
Liy holds Teardrop's jaw open and Ice Cube wiggles her vocal cords.
Liy

Keep wiggling Ice Cube, I can almost hear a voice!
Bracelety

YEAH, GO ICE CUBE! YOU CAN DO IT!
Clock

Why are you condoning Ice Cube's brutal abuse of innocent Teardrop?
Fanny

I hate you.
Clock

Yeah, I do too.
Fanny

No, I hate YOU.
Clock

Wha- Why would you hate me? I'm just tryin' to stand up for Teardrop!
Fanny

Because self-improvement only occurs when we acknowledge that our own behaviors are far from perfect, and, dare I say, worthy of hate.
Bracelety

Ice Cube isn't worthy of hate!
Fanny

Yes she is!
Bracelety

Y-you're worthy of hate!
Fanny

Yes, I AM!
Bracelety

Woah! That's really thought provoking. Thank you for opening my eyes.
Fanny

You're welcome.
Clock

Liy and Icy, cease the torment.
Liy

No!
Clock

Ice Cube, it's time to stop abusing Teardrop.
Liy

Ice Cube will only stop when she wants to stop!
Ice Cube

I want to stop. (stops wiggling)
Clock

I'm proud of your decision, Icy.
Liy

I'm not. You said you'd help me. You said you were cool.
Ice Cube

Sorry! (continues wiggling)
Clock

Ice Cube, I am appalled!
Liy

While I, Liy, am pressed. (flips switch) And I'm impressed.
Ice Cube

Uh, um... What do I do?
Simultaneously:
Liy

Clock, you're wrong. Listen to me, Clock. You're not listening! I'm a light switch, I know better than you, and I know that you are wrong.
Clock

I can't believe you would do something like this. It's unbelievable! I need you to stop right now. This is the worst thing I've ever seen coming out of you, Liy. I can't believe it.
Bracelety

GO ICE CUBE! GO! I BELIEVE IN YOU!
A fork stabs Teardrop and she bites Ice Cube's legs.
Ice Cube

*screams*
Fanny

I hate you!
Liy

Huh, maybe we should put a rest to this Teardrop thing, Icy.
Bracelety

YEAH, ICY! LET'S HEAR YOU CHEER! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LOUDER!
Clock

Teardrop, how could you chomp so viciously on poor, innocent Ice Cube! You should feel ashamed.
Teardrop slaps both Clock & Liy, then storms off.
Liy

Well, I think we both wronged Teardrop today. Truce? (holds out her hand) Truce? Clock, it's not that hard. just shake my hand.
Liy reaches for Clock's clock hands.
Clock

Don't you ticking dare touch my clock hands!
Clock raises his foot and Liy is shaking it.
Ice Cube

Hey guys! Can I be part of the truce too?
Icy joins hands/feet with Liy and Clock.
Ice Cube

Yay!
Fries

Huh, look at that. I always thought Ice Cube was too meek, but I guess she's good at negotiation after all.
Bracelety

YEAH! GO ICE CUBE! YOUR FAN-CLUB IS GROWING!!
Fries

Listen, Ringy, I never said I was a fan of Ice Cube, I was just analyzing her.
Bracelety

But how could you not be a fan of Icy? She's awesome!
Fries

Well then you, little rascal, are a mere follower, and followers never win.
Bracelety

I-I-I hate you!
Fanny

I HATE YOU TOO!
Leafy

Well I LOVE you! I love all of you! You guys are SO amazing! I can't wait to meet all of you!
Fries

Be quiet, Leafy, you're not helping.
Leafy

Oh, I see how it is! Maybe then I don't want to be friends! *turns to four other characters* What about YOU guys!? Do you want to be friends? I bet you do 'cause you're awesome!
Nickel

Yeah!
Cloudy

[thick accent] Of course, it's good to collect as many friends as possible.
Gaty

Hmm, let me think about it, I'll get back to you later, Leafy.
Leafy

Buh! Why doesn't Gaty like me?
Gaty

I just don't know much about you yet, that's all.
Leafy

Well you've definitely chosen to take things the hard way, Gaty, but if that's the way you want to do it I guess I can't stop you!
8-Ball

Hey Gaty, what's your favorite number?
Gaty

Three. Why?
8-Ball

Oh, no reason, just wanted to let you know that I DON'T have a favorite number.
Cloudy

[thick accent] I have thirty-seven favorite numbers.
Nickel

Whoa, how do you have so many!?
Cloudy

[thick accent] I've collected them over the years.
Teardrop stomps to the edge of a cliff.
Eggy

Gosh, those people sure want to get you to talk, huh? They just don't understand the appeal of silence. You know, there was a time when I never spoke, so I understand.
Teardrop faces Eggy in excitement.
Eggy

I said: there was a time when I never spoke, so I understand!
Teardrop flutters her arms.
Eggy

Well, you clearly aren't egging me on. I thought you'd be curious, but I guess not.
Lollipop

Eggy! What was that about?
Eggy

Eh, I tried to get Teardrop interested in one of my personal life stories, but she obviously wasn't interested.
Lollipop

TD's hard to impress? Tell me about it. Earlier today I tried to sell her my fork repellent, but she didn't even care enough to utter a word. She did do this weird arm fluttery thing though.
Pillow

Oh, you mean this gesture?
Pillow flutters her arms.
Lollipop

Yeah, exactly that gesture.
Pillow

I've done some research, and I believe it means the person cares so little that the last droplets of care spirit are being sucked out of their body, through their arms, and out of the tips of their fingers, and into the outer reaches of interstellar space to be lost forever. A true indicator that person doesn't give a fluff.
Eggy

Jeez, Teardrop is so hard to impress.
Lollipop

Her standards must be through the roof! How can we ever get her attention?
Pillow

I honestly think it might be impossible.
Barf Bag

Uh, guys? Maybe Teardrop did care, but just didn't say anything, because, ya' know, she CAN'T.
Pillow

That's a ludicrous thought.
Lollipop

Yeah, make sure the barf molecules aren't spilling out and intoxicating your brain cells.
Eggy

Now wait, Lolly. Let's think about this. If Barf Bag's brain is being infected with puke, that's not her fault, so don't be mean about it.
Barf Bag

I can't believe this! You guys never take me seriously! *Flutters her arms*
Pillow

Look! The fluttery arms. She does not care.
Barf Bag

Spongy, will you take me seriously?
Spongy

Yeah!
Barf Bag

Whew. Finally, there's someone!
Ruby

Flower's pretty beautiful.
Flower

*Gasp*
Pencil

Hey Match, I figured out how the Alliancers can deal with our enemies more effectively.
Match

Really? How like do we do that?
Pencil

*pulls out Lightning* Lightning. Lightning, go electrocute Spongy!
Lightning electrocutes Spongy.
Spongy

*Pain*
Match and Pencil cheer.
Bubble

...Yoy? I feel like my alliance has changed lately.
Match

Good. Now, Lightning? Go get like Flower.
Bubble

Actually Lightning, do what you think is right! HNNNG!
Lightning

Bubble's right! Why am I obeying these maniacs?
Pencil/Relationships/Match

Bubble!
Bubble

Please don't expel me from the alliance!
Pencil

You aren't expelled. But we're gonna demote you. From member, to bember.
Match

Yeah!
Bubble

Noio!
Ruby

Am I still a member?
Pencil

*Sighs* Yes Ruby, you are.
Ruby

YAAAY!
Lightning flies away and finds Marker and Stapy.
Lightning

Hey Marker and Staply! Wanna be friends?
Marker

Nah.
Lightning

Whatever. *Electrocutes Flower*
Marker

Stapy, will you play toss the dirt with me?
Stapy

Yeah!
Marker and Stapy start digging. Dora notices this.
Dora

Digging! How novel. If I am to construct and produce islands for consumption, acquiring dirt in this jubilant manner seems most appropriate.
Dora

*Singing and digging* Islands islands! Yum, yum, yum! Islands islands! Chomp. Islands! They are so delish! Gimme islands now! Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme! Gimme. Islands! Yum! Islands. Glorp! Shlorp! Gobble! Gloop! Gulp! Lala! Islands. Islands islands! Yum, yum, yum! Islands islands! Chomp. Islands! Yum.
Dora unearths a jar of cyanide tablets.
Flower

I totally deserve this treasure!
Flower attempts to open the jar, failing.
Flower

Black Hole, you're strong, open this jar for me!
Black Hole

Mmm, I dunno, that sounds like a bad idea, for me to do that.
Flower

If... if you don't help me open it, I'll-I'll crush you!
Black Hole

Well, yea, but like, I'm already inf-infinitely small, being a singularity-
Flower

Just do it Black Hole!
Black Hole

...Uh, okay.
Black Hole approaches Earth.
Flower

Yes, yes, yes! It's working!
Balloony

Flower! What have you done?!
Flower

I got this jar open!
Balloony is sucked into Black Hole.
David

Aaaaaaw, seriously?
Four crushes Black Hole down to a smaller size.
Intro plays.
Black Hole

Oh, cool. I've been crushed down to a smaller size!
Liy

What's this?
Pie

I dunno. Try squishing it.
Four

*Being squished* Eeeeeeaaaah
Saw

Hey! Don't squish that! You don't know what it does!
Four

I do this!
Four captures and mutilates Pin.
Pin

Aaah!
Four

Pretty cool, don't you think?
Coiny

Can... you bring her back?!
Four

No.
Coiny

But the recovery centers are gone. They got sucked up! Are you sure you can't-
Four

Nope.
Coiny

Please you gotta bring her back! *Flutters arms*
Pillow

Come on Coiny, show some respect!
Fanny

I hate to live in a world where recovery is impossible. Where we die forever!
Four

Too bad!
X

Yeah! Too bad!
Liy

There's another one?
Liy squishes X.
Liy

It totally has a different texture from the first one!
Donut

So what do you want, murderer?
Four

*Screeching*
Taco

So what do you want, murderer?
Four

*Scr-
X

No more screechy please!
Four

*-eeches*
Dora

Dadadadadadadadadadadada.
Four

Yeah! Sounds totally reasonable, Dora! Can do!
Book

But what is it you can do?
Prolonged silence.
Four

*Scr-
Four is attacked by Pillow, who disappears, in which Pencil, Match and Needle are shocked at it.
Cuts back to Four who is now standing, he blinks and his left arm disappears.
Bell

Sigh. I guess we'll never get Pin or Pillow back...
Four

Check this out!
Pillow, Pin, and Balloony emerge from Four's hand.
Balloony

I'm so glad you guys remembered to bring me back!
Taco

Can you... leave now?
Four

No
Taco

Well, can you at least stop-
Four

Let's play a game!
Bracelety

I LOVE GAMES! WHAT'S WRONG?
Four

Don't you want to battle to win a prize?
Eraser

But what IS the prize?
Four

A BFDI!
DiaZZUnknown

Contestants
Ohhh! (Excited chatting)
X

I love that prize!
Four

*Screeches*
Four

Now form 8 teams of 8!
8-Ball

It's too bad I don't care about that number at all.
Basketball

Wanna be on the same team 'cuz we're both balls?
8-Ball

Yeah. Let's adopt these three because they're balls too.
Snowball

No, no way. There is no way I'm gonna be on this team of weak, armless-
Firey

Loser, do you want to join our team? I got all my pals along.
Loser

How could I refuse?
Eggy

But what about me?
Clock

Loser, I thought WE were gonna be teammates.
Cake

WHAT? Loser said he was gonna be with me!
Needle

Hey, why don't we just all be-
Loser

On the same team.
Everyone gasps and chants Loser's name.
Loser

There's enough of me to go around.
Snowball

Hey Pie! How many people have you killed?
Pie

Um, none?
Snowball

Wimp. Lightning! How 'bout you? How many people?
Lightning

Sadly, dozens.
Snowball

Yeah, I knew I'd find a powerful teammate soon enough. We're gonna go far, Lightning, we're gonna go so far.
Liy

Whoa, Pie, you seriously haven't killed anyone else, like, ever?
Pie

No, have you?
Liy

Yea, I have, but it felt extremely disturbing. I wanna know how you resisted the temptation. Can we be on the same team so I can learn from you?
Black Hole

Oh oh please! Show me as well!
Pie

Sounds like as good an idea as any.
Bottle

You guys are against killing? The world needs more people like you.
Tree

I agree. I'm all about life.
Liy

Join us then!
Pillow

Did someone say killing?
Barf Bag

Lollipop, I know you think my brain has been destroyed, but maybe I can prove my true abilities if we're on the same team.
Lollipop

How can you prove yourself if you're truly infected? I'm sorry, but just based on your appearance, I gotta say no.
Barf Bag

Oh my SAP! (Sick airplane passenger) Fine then. I'll team up with Spongy, because he likes my presence.
Spongy

Yeah!
Firey Jr.

Hey Spongy, can my friend Bomby and I join your team?
Spongy

Okay! But no burning me.
Firey Jr.

No promises!
Spongy

Wait-
Pencil

Okay, FreeSmart, who are our two other members?
Book

Actually, I dunno. I kinda want to be on some other team this time. This team's kinda unhealthy for us, don't you agree Ice Cube?
Ice Cube

Yeah!
Book

Let's be on Gaty's team!
Gaty

Nice!
Pencil/Relationships/Match

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Book

Dang. I wanna know how Dora was able to communicate with it so well. I'm curious to learn more. Dora! I think you should be on our team.
Dora joins the team.
Book

And Teardrop. It seems like the the whole world is against you, but I'm on your side.
Teardrop

*Smiles*
Gaty

Saw! Join my team!
Saw

Okay! And I'll bring my friends Lollipop and Taco.
Leafy

Hm. I wanna help all the people who need a helping hand. ROBOTY! I'll help you!
Roboty

(In Morse) DONT
Leafy

I knew you'd join! Rocky! Cloudy! Woody! Nickel! You guys look like you all need assistance! I'll help you too! Balloony! I'll help you too.
Balloony

I don't need help but uh, sure.
Yellow Face

Bell, Foldy, join now!
Foldy

Wait...
Yellow Face

JOIN!
Foldy

Stapy HAS to be on my team.
Marker

I'll follow Stapy.
Fries

Yellow Face, I really admire what you just did there. You've got such amazing skills of persuasion. Puffball, let's join this team.
Puffball

Okay dokay!
Lightning

Well, if you really wanna find someone with that murderous attitude, go with Fanny, who absolutely hates everyone.
Snowball

Well, Fanny not having arms is a real letdown, like a real, real, letdown, but if she's got that aggressive attitude, then I'll settle for that. Welcome to the team.
Fanny

I HATE YOU!
Bracelety

Oh yeah! It's time to join Ice Cube's team, and make my dream come true!
Lollipop

But this team already has eight members.
Bracelety freezes in shock.
Firey Jr.

Quick! Grab Bracelety while she's still incapacitated!
Bomby grabs Bracelety and drags her to their team.
Grassy

Basketball, no one picked me.
Basketball

I'll pick you.
Golf Ball

Based on my calculations, we need at least two mechanical minds in order to outsmart the other teams, which are lacking in mechanical minds! TV, Robot Flower, you've been selected by my formula for a successful team!
TV

*Flower blooming and birds chirping*
Pen

Okay guys, we HAVE to stick together.
Eraser

This dude is right.
Pen

We need to find a team with three slots open or else we're gonna get split up. We have to stick together.
Yellow Face

*grabs Fries' fries* Haumunphunph! FREE FOOD PEOPLE!
Eraser

Ooo! Gimme gimme gimme!
Pen

Okay we lost Eraser. But we still gotta keep it together! You and me, Blocky, we're THIS close.
Grassy

Wow, with a team like this, we're sure to get up to lots of funny doings!
Grassy

(Echoing in Blocky's head) Funny doings!
Blocky

Now that's the team for me.
Grassy

Yay! I'm Grassy!
Golf Ball

Grassy, we're not here to do funny things.
Pen

Okay Pen, we have to stick together now. We can't afford to lose anyone else. It's just me and me.
Meanwhile, Flower sees Remote joining Liy's team and Gelatin joining Spongy's team.
Flower

Ack! Oh no! The teams are filling up! Hmph. Well, I really want Snowball on my team so he can beat people up for me. But I also want Ruby on my team because she saw how beautiful I am. I chose both!
Match

Crudliously? Like, Snowball?
Snowball

What. The flake.
Gelatin

Well, we need two more people. Let's not pick David. He's human and that's just weird.
David

Aw, seriously?
Gelatin

And not Pen, because he's still two hundred vigintillion dollars in debt.
Barf Bag

Okay then, that leaves Naily and Donut!
Donut

Thanks.
Naily

Yeah! I nailed it!
Leafy

David! I'll take you in! You can get my much needed help!
David

Aw, seriously?
Remote

Then Pen is on our team. Yay.
Pen

Okay, this team needs a name.
Tree

Well, I don't have any ideas.
Liy

Well, this team mostly formed to avoid causing death.
Pie

Uh huh.
Bottle

That's right! We're all about preventing death and creating trust.
Team name: "Death Prevention and Creating Trust", shortened to "Death P.A.C.T."
Basketball

Oh wow, they're naming their team.
Golf Ball

Hm. If we want to win, then our team must have a better name than that!
Team name: "A Better Name Than That"
Bracelety

*in background* YEAH!! GO ICE CUBE!! THIS IS THE BEST TEAM EVER!! TEAM ICE CUBE ALL THE WAY!! YAAY!! YEAH!! GO ICE CUBE!! THIS IS THE BEST TEAM EVER!! YEAH!! GO ICE CUBE!! THIS IS THE BEST TEAM EVER!!
Donut

Okay, our team name has to be something solid, that stands out, and isn't dumb.
Spongy

I agree.
Gelatin

I agree. We can't end up with something lame.
Naily

We have to nail it!
Barf Bag

If we come up with something relevant and sensible...
Team name: Team Ice Cube!
Bracelety

TEAM ICE CUBE ALL THE WAY!! YAAY!!
Yellow Face

Naunmph!
Eraser

What happened to the free food?
Yellow Face

Hmmnm!
Eraser

Where is. The free food?!
Yellow Face

Hnmm-FREE FOOD?
Eraser

Yes, free food.
Team name: "Free Food"
Firey

Let's be called "The Losers!"
Loser

Aw, you didn't have to.
The Losers chant Loser's name.
Pencil

Hey, we're like the alliance, right?
Match

That is so totally, like, true.
Ruby

That's such a good observation, Pencil.
Flower

Observe me please!
Bubble

Oi'm a bember!
Lightning

*Electrocutes Flower*
Snowball

Why can't you zap me?
Pencil

I feel like there might be other people, though?
Snowball

Yeah! We're not ALL the alliance!
Fanny

Well if you take "the all" out of "the alliance" you get...
Team name: "iance"
Lightning

It's pronounced "iance".
Woody

Ahah?
Balloony

Yeah, how? Woody's right. Everybody's working so fast!
Leafy

That is not what he said! Tell me again woody!
Woody

Sasasasasasasasasasasasasasa.
Leafy

That's a catchy name.
Cloudy

[thick accent] I know something we should add!
Cloudy

[thick accent] Sasasasasasasasasasasasasa.
Nickel

That is the perfect name!
David

Aww!
Balloony

Asasasasasasasasa. So many meanings!
Rocky

Hmh!
Balloony

Roboty! Get this to Four!
Roboty

.. - .---. ... IT'S-
Team name: "Beep"
Four

And who are you?
Book, Dora, Gaty, Ice Cube, Lollipop, Saw, and Taco all say their names at once. Coincidentally, that's their team name.
Four

So I believe you eight teams are all set to go, right?
Saw

Wait Hold on! *flutters arms*
Pillow

Yep! They're all set to go.
Four

That's good.
Eraser

Well isn't it time to start the first contest? W-wait, why am I not near my pals anymore?
Pen

Gee, I sure wonder!
Golf Ball

But I believe Eraser was right. I have deduced that yes, it IS time to start the first contest.
Leafy

Yeah, uh, Four, I hate to be pushy, but we'd really like to start competing. RIGHT WOODY?!
Woody

YEAH
Tree

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Hey! You! Can you quit your shenanigans and tell us when-
Four

*Screeches*
Clock

Four, can you quit your shenan-
Four

*Screeches*
Four

Uh oh. Look! X is about to lose grip of his beloved baskets!
X

(Distant) Oh no!
Four

You guys gotta return the baskets to him!
Four

The last team to give X his basket will be in deep trouble.
Lightning

So to clarify, that's the first contest for the battle for BFDI?
Snowball

I guess it is!
Fanny

I HATE IT!
Lollipop

Okay, um, Four? I'm willing to do this favor for your friend-o X, but wouldn't it be easier for both of us if X gets down from that freaking tall pillar first?
Lollipop

Uh, hello, Four? I mean it was just a suggestion, but you don't have t-
Four

*Screeches*
Golf Ball

My plan this episode is to have Blocky and Robot Flower climb the trees to catch the baskets 'cause they've got arms.
Golf Ball

TV will relay coordinates of baskets' locations, and 8-Ball and Basketball will weigh the baskets down, once we got a hold of them!
Grassy

What about Grassy?
Golf Ball

Oh, you're alive? I thought you were just an overgrown section of the lawn that the gardener forgot to mow.
Blocky

What about you Golf Ball?
Golf Ball

I'm managing the team!
Tennis Ball

Me too.
Blocky

You think you can manage me?!
Pen

Hold up! What did Four say we had to do?
Black Hole

We have to return a basket back to X.
Pen

Okay.
Pen

*blows really hard at the basket in the distance*
X

I got it!
Four

Death P.A.C.T. is safe!
Pen

High five!
Pen

High five to you too!
Black Hole

High five!
Pen

Whoah!
Saw

Taco, do we really have to run through the desert?
Taco

That's where the basket's taking us.
Ice Cube

*Quietly screams*
Book

But Ice Cube's starting to melt under the intense summer heat!
Taco

Tell her to grin and bear it. And take inspiration from Teardrop.
Teardrop slaps Taco.
Dora

Dadadadadadadadada-
Lollipop

Be quiet Dora, or else your football hair is gonna fly into your pie hole!
Dora

*now angry* DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA!!!
Foldy and Stapy

Rock, paper, scissors!
Fries

Foldy, Stapy, are you seriously playing rock paper scissors when we've got a basket to save??
Stapy

What's wrong with a little RPS so we can stress less? We'll guess who's best and bless the rest!
Fries

Stapy! Now's not the time for rhyming!
Stapy

You're right. I mean, I would like to help our team out as much as I can. How can I be of assistance?
Fries

Well are you light weight?
Stapy

No. I'm one of the heaviest contestants.
Foldy

Well, I'm one of the lightest!
Fries

Then I'll throw you as high as I can and you'll try to grab the basket. Okay?
Foldy

Oh, I'm a bit nervous abou-ouaAAAAAA-nothighenough-AAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAA-toohigh-AAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAA-just right-
Foldy is torn to shreds by the propeller on the basket. The shreds rain down on Fries and Stapy.
Stapy

*Stapes angrily*
Match

Jump! Jump Jump! The higher you are, the closer you'll, like, be to the baskets!
Fanny

I HATE JUMPING!
Pencil

Fanny! Stop killing the vibe!
Pencil

Lightning! Go zap her!
Bubble

Wait, Lightning, remember what I said about-
Pencil

Bubble! You wouldn't want to go against the alliance's objective, would you? Bember?
Pencil

(In slow motion) Bbeemmbbeerr?
Bubble

Uh, no!
Lightning

*Electrocutes Fanny*
Fanny

I HATE THIS! I HATE THIS!!! AAAH! AAH! I HATE THIS! AAAH! AAA I HATE THIS! I HATE THISAAAH!
Bubble

*cries*
Pencil/Relationships/Match

Look on maliciously.
Cake

Oh Loser, what an honor it is to be on your team.
Loser

Oh Pfft. It's nothing.
Firey

Loser I love you! *Flutters arms*
Loser

I love you too Firey.
Pillow

Why doesn't Firey care?
Pin

Guys, I like loser as much as the rest of you, but we should focus on saving ourselves a basket! Or else we'll end up on the chopping block!
Coiny

Don't tell me. Do you NOT LIKE LOSER?!
Clock

Are you ungrateful of his majestic presence?
Pin

No I just think we oughta-
Firey

REMOVE THE HATER!
Firey throws Pin in the air, launching her to the basket. She hits it, the basket drops on The Losers, trapping them under.
Needle

It's too heavy!
Cake

Save us Loser!
Loser

Sure can do.
Loser lifts the basket, but accidentally traps Eggy. Coiny, Firey, Needle, and Clock cheer.
Cake

Yay Loser!
Eggy

Wait, hold on!
Cut to BEEP.
Leafy

Come on Cloudy! I just know you can make it!
Rocky

Bulleh!
Nickel

It's an awfully long way.
Balloony

Okay, I'm tired of waiting. Hop!
Balloony jumps on Roboty, launching him towards the basket. He grabs on to the basket and deflates himself, moving the basket to X. He falls to the ground and gives thumbs up.
Woody

aaAAAAA!
Four

Beep is safe!
Leafy

WE DID IT!
David

Aw, seriously?
Bell

With Foldy gone, how are we gonna reach that basket? No one here can get up there!
Puffball comes closer to Marker.
Marker

Uh, turn around.
Bell

(dinging) wAAAAAAA!
Yellow Face

Go Puffball, get the basket!
Puffball hovers up and pushes the basket to X.
X

Hey! You spilled the air out of my basket! Oh well, that's fine.
Four

Free Food is safe!
Golf Ball

Okay so Tennis Ball's gone, but we're still on track to get the basket in minimal possible time!
Golf Ball

Hey Blocky and Robot Flower! How is the climb going?
Blocky

It's good, but it would be easier if you helped! Okay just got to the top.
Robot Flower

Yay! I'm the first to the top!
Blocky

That's not true. I was here firs-
Robot Flower kicks Blocky off of the tree.
Blocky

AAA!
Golf Ball

Oh shoot, Robot Flower has betrayed us! We cannot afford a second death. People! Try to cushion his fall!
Basketball

Owow! I'm too bouncy!
Basketball runs away, while Grassy walks up and breaks Blocky's fall safely.
Golf Ball

Oh, wow, Grassy! You are actually useful for once! Good job.
NewGrassy

Grassy's always useful!
Blocky

Wait, Golf Ball, the next step of your plan is getting Eight Ball and Basketball to weigh down the basket, right?
Golf Ball

Yes, that's correct.
Blocky

But how are you going to get them up there if Robot Flower's already at the top?
Golf Ball

Oh, well, you see, my calculations tell you that-that, that-
Blocky

What's that? Wha? What's this? The world's best strategy manager doesn't manage the strategy well?
Golf Ball

*sigh* Well, I guess we'll just use the trebuchet Tennis Ball built before he died.
8-Ball

Is this safe?
The trebuchet Tennis Ball built before he died launches Eight Ball and Basketball into the basket.
Blocky

Wha? Ya-you had this the whole time? I didn't actually have to climb the tree?
Golf Ball

Physical exertion builds character.
Blocky picks up Golf Ball.
Blocky

Oh, well you know what else builds character?
Ice Cube

*Quiet screaming*
Saw

Why are we running through the world's largest oven?
Taco

We gotta follow that basket!
Book

Well Ice Cube just finished melting, and Teardrop's going through the evaporation stage!
Taco

We're getting so super close! Just hang in there!
Lollipop melts and Teardrop completes evaporation.
(in the background, Barf Bag and Bracelety use Spongy as a trampoline to get Naily up to where the basket is, and Naily jams the propeller, and Team Ice Cube! uses Spongy to launch the basket to X.)
Gelatin

Let's use Bomby to launch ourselves up!
Bomby

DontignitemeEEE!!!
Donut

Gelatin, are you insane?! Bomby's our friend and teammate. You can't just kill him when you need something!
Firey Jr.

Yeah!
Four

Team Ice Cube is safe!
Donut

Huh? Oh, we won.
Match

Bubble, are you like thinking?
Bubble

Yeah, I'm thinking about Fanny.
Match

Well stop it! Heavy thoughts will like weigh you down, and you won't jump as high.
Bubble

Oh, okay.
Match

Ruby! Are your, like, eyes open?
Ruby

Yes.
Match

Well close them! If the sun's like photons hit your eyes, they will literally, like, push you downwards.
Match

Snowball, is your name "Snowball"...?
Snowball

...
Match

Well stop it! All those L's are going to weigh, like, a flaketon, and that's why you jump so low.
Match

Flower, are you...oh wait, we're enemies. I should not talk to you.
Flower

But we don't have to be!
Clock

Hey guys, watch this!
Clock's clock hands launch a basket to X.
X

Yayay! So much value!
Four

The Losers are safe!
Four

Only three out of eight teams left!
8-Ball

I don't have a favorite number, but Golf Ball's gone too now, so I guess I'm in charge.
NewGrassy

Why not Grassy?
8-Ball

Although I don't have a favorite number, I think we should use the trebuchet to get the basket to X.
Blocky

Sounds like a good idea to me.
8-Ball uses the trebuchet to launch the basket up to X.
X

Yay! Come here precious basket!
The basket hits X and he falls off.
X

AAaaaaAaaaaAaaaaAA!!
X somehow manages to get back to the top and grab the basket from behind him.
Four

A Better Name Than That is safe. So now it's down to iance and Bleh.
Saw

Why are we literally swimming through molten lava right now?!
Taco

To catch the basket!
Dora

Dadadadadadadadadadadada!
Gaty

Guys, Book just exploded into flames.
Taco

Got it.
Gaty

Also, Four said iance and we were the only teams who haven't finished!
Taco

What the stand?
Saw

Well, swim faster everybody!
Ruby

I think I'm... getting... close!
Saw

We're almost there!
Pencil/Relationships/Match

We're almost there!
Saw

I can feel it!
Pencil/Relationships/Match

I can feel it!
Saw

I got it!
Pencil

I got it!
Match

Really Pencil?
Pencil

No, JK, still got half a mile to go.
Saw

Here's your basket!
X

Oh!
Four

Bleh is safe! No mercy for iance.
Match

Aw, but jumping worked last time.
Four

Viewers, which member of iance do you think deserves to be eliminated the most? Vote by putting their letter in square brackets as a comment below! The contestant with the most votes will be the first to leave BFB.
At night, X dons four of his baskets, which spin him around.
X