despite the shock of the monorail getting slammed off-course by a fucking flying truck, i find myself relatively in good shape, albeit, on the ground.

the city's being brought to a halt as police sirens whine around, leading to a general direction.

i decide to sprint over to wherever this is, crossing the bridge and into downtown Casgettue (CAS-kit-ee).

and... there's a medieval catapult, and several people gathered around the scene. i get closer as law enforcement wraps things up, and i find AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

as AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, pizza in hand, turns to walk, he finds me standing in his way.

well.

*click*

this'll be mine now.

though, it might be best if he didn't know it was gone. maybe there's something in the dumpster.

with some luck, i find several emptied pizza boxes strewn about, there's even some other cardboard on the ground.

so, taking some boxes and placing them inside, i walk out of the alley, and place an empty, damp pizza box in his hands, walking away until i'm out of his line of sight.

*click*

well, i'm back in the woods, i guess.

man, i just want to get home...

the pizza's not too cold, maybe i could take a bite...

*BANG*

In the last few moment of consciousness, Achro sees how the pizza suddenly grows out a hand holding a gun and shoots him.

Normal people in events which they can only utter a few words before holding their last breath and die would express many different emotions like sad, confounded, regretful, relieved, etc., but his last few moments are filled with silence - he tries to comprehend what happened in the last 2 seconds, or even just tries to make sense what is going on, why did the pizza slice suddenly grew hand and shot him, why are people fighting over a slice of pizza. He then looks at the pizza and sees it smiling at him and waving its last goodbye.

It is only at this moment does he know that everyone is being manipulated by this pizza slice.

Regret starts filling inside him as his vision starts to blur out. He can't believe that he just got killed by a slice of pizza, out of everything that could have killed him.

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While running in the woods finding the pizza slice, I come across the corpse of Achromalia, looks like being shot in the head while holding the pizza slice that I was looking for the whole time. Not asking any question, I immediately take it and teleport back to my home to finally enjoy this sweet piece of pizza

...and i jolt up.

what the fuck just happened? also, hoooolllyyy fuck, i feel disoriented. there must've been tons of skull fragments, my optical sensors are fucked.

i-- where the hell's my-- ah, alright.

picking up the skullframe, i snap it back onto the atlas bone notch. nice, i don't need to carry this around. but now, i can't really see. going to have to get back to the lab, but... i just heard him run away. that way.

another sprint, but-- AH, FUCK.

...well that's not how you get around trees, you skeletal dolt...

still. why the hell am fighting for this damn pizza...? and that can't have been a hallucination, so... i'm intrigued as to how the hell it even mutated like that. fascinating, but... not important.

...if that's what this "pizza" does, then maybe i should try to get it away from others. it'll only cause misery to whoever has it.

alright, fuck this. wandering around won't work.

*click*

i think i can stretch this about 30 minutes back.

*click*

i'm back by the creek. maybe i should throw this pizza in there.

good riddance.

i was by the creek's waterfall, wondering how i got here. until i saw the pizza fall off the waterfall, and went over to me, then it hit me. everyone wants the pizza, everyone wants this cursed... disgusting... triangle...

its about time... i picked up the soggy pizza and buried it deep in the ground. knowing this won't be over... i went home and try to understand what truely is going on

The pizza you burried grew into a pizza tree.

I brought the tree back and now has an unlimited amount of pizzas.

After waking up after having been hit by my own catapult, I try to remember what the whole situation was about. I met up with Achromalia soon after and he told me about his experience with the pizza. What he told me shocked me, how can this pizza be cursed? This doesn't seem to make sense but then again, how much destruction hasit already caused. I am still suspicious about Achro's words so I decide to check it out for myself. I go to Tad's place, holding one of the 3 holy axe of redemption. If this pizza truly is cursed, then it should react to this axe.

As I move towards the tree, clouds starts to grow on the sky, large and thick crimson cloud. The axe was reacting more intensively to this tree than to anything it had fought before, and I have been to the deepest layers of hell with it. I now knew that this tree was not only cursed, but that it was something from another realm where corrption can become even stronger than in our world. I dash to the tree, with the intent to destroy it all in one blow, but of course it wouldn't be so easy.

The tree started to grow and to branch out, it used it's newly grown branch to form a thick shield of wood and pizza to block my first attack. Then, the crimson cloud that were up in the sky started to swirl and created a small hurricane, lighting started to spike and rain came tumbling down. The wind was so strong that I could barely hang on to the ground to not be blown away. I could see the tree forming a lance with it's branches, I knew it was gonna be my end. How could I be so fool as to think I had a chance to fight this cursed pizza, it is not even from our real of existance and yet I thought I had a chance to beat it.

I decided to let go of the ground, with the hope that the winds would blow me far away from this monsters but it casted a net of branch to catch me. The lance it had been slowly building up was now ready and pointed at my face. I let out a small breath and closed my eyes. I had lost. Now all I can do is accept my fate. The lance was thrown at my face at incredible speed.

With my eyes closed, I started to think about what I have been doing with my life, I have fought many demons and collected some extremely powerfull items, my hole axe is not the only legenderay weapon in my possesion. I rarely spoke to people, too caught up in my quest to collect as many legendary item as possible. But now it was all going to end.

But I head a sound. Not any sound. It was the sound of the legendary item I had been wanting for all of my life. The one I decided to go on my quest for, and the one I would give up all of my previous treasure to get my hand on. It was the sound of the euphonium. immediatly, a wave of power filled up my body. "There is no way I can die without playing this legendary instrument". I burst out of the tree's net and get back on my feet. Now out of the net, the wind started to blow me away, but I wouldn't let it. I dash to the tree once again, against all of the wind and all of the tree's defence and deal a first blow to the trunk. Pizza sauce started to poor out, but I wouldn't let that distract me, I hit one more time, and one more, and another one, until the tree fall down to the ground. Now that the trunk has been dealt with, I only need to destroy it's root, where the original pizza is. I lift my axe up and prepare a daedly blow to the ground. As I hit the ground, I can feel all of the corruption fading away. The pizza was trying to hold on against my attack, but even it can resist to power of the euphonium. I finally manage to break through the pizza's defence, but right before I hit it a lethal blow...

A portal apeared, swalowing the pizza and making it disapear from our world, the pizza had escaped.

I look around to look for the one playing the euphonium, but the sound was gone and no one was in sight.

"Now should I pursue the damn thing our should I leave it in it's own world? Have I harmed it enough that I won't come back?"

I go back home, wondering about what to do next.

(This is aside from your pizza stealing, I just added a list of forbidden actions to the top post. I won't censor absolutely everything, just the ones that are annoying. The first rule is: No communism. As in, everyone gets the pizza)

thankfully, not much happened. i spoke with an inquisitive lad who was affected by this accursed pizza. he left on his own venture, but i really just hope to get home, forget about this, and sleep through the morning.

i take a stroll around the woods, trying to collect my thoughts and relax.

...something must've happened here, there's dozens of large and dense branches strewn about the area. traversing here wouldn't really do any good.

so, i just head home.

...after an hour of walking, i find my apartment complex. i greet the receptionist, and i eventually get to my 2nd story room.

a lone pizza box. it's on my bed.

...it's still there.

i don't know what to do with this, after all of what just happened tonight.

i just want to lay down.

ph03n1x wrote:

The first rule is: No communism. As in, everyone gets the pizza

This calls for a revolution.

i sneak into the bedroom after achromalia goes to sleep, escaping onto the power lines as i hold the pizza box in my arms, clutched tightly as i run towards the setting moon in the dawn's sky. the night is still nigh.

...did someone just fucking break in?

i don't think they knew i was awake, so...

i should follow them. i can't let them find out what's really in that box, for their own safety.

i check out and tell the receptionist that i still had work to do.

it'd be nice if i had a car right about now. i could run, but where?

so, one more time. it's all i have left.

*click*

let's see where they came from.

the window.

actually, how did they even find me? probably stalked me, i guess.

anyways, i should get going.

running out of energy. can't get very far.

but here will do, by the alley intersections.

*click*

but where the hell do i go?

nghh. i wish i could just get some damn rest...

i kept thinking about that pizza... it gave me a headache.

i should stop right now, i have been thinking so long... maybe i should go to sleep.

i check the time on my clock, seems like its late at night... yeah, i should really go to sleep. before i went to my bedroom, i noticed one of my windows were left open, seems like i forgot about it... i went over to the open window quietly insulting myself over this.

i checked outside before closing the window... wait a minute... why is someone out here this late? i see a figure at the alley intersection... it looks like a person, yet something feels off about it... i closed the window and rushed to get a pen and a flashlight, pens were the only weapon i had. i went outside to approach the figure.

i used the flashlight just to see what the figure is...

oh... wait... no... it can't be him right? i shivered in fear... not knowing what to do...

Having defeated the pizza, I decided to go back home, it's not like I could pursue it anyway, I have collected plenty of legendary item but I haven't seeked my teeth into alternate dimensions.

"Our battle truly has made a lot of damage to the surroundings, good thing this home was in the middle of the forest, had it been in a city it would have been a disaster."

Before going back though, I performed a ritual to recover from the battle. The sound of the euphonium may have given me extra strenght but I still went way beyond my limits, my body was aching from overuse.

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I feel so much better already, though it will take a long time to fully recover, even if I perform daily recovery ritual, now let's go back home, this place smells burnt cheese and I can't stand it anymore."

After a good walk, I stepped out of the forest and was now back in the city, home is only 20 minutes away now. Suddenly, something alerted my eyes. On the edge of the forest there was a house isolated from the rest of the houses and I could see some strange activity. Not sure what I was going to find, I walked toward it and then I saw...

A man was being consumed by a pizza, cheese was covering almost his whole body and was forcing it's way into his screaming mouth.

"This can't be real, it can't already be back."

The pizza then stopped moving and seemed to be looking at me, it pulled out from the other man's mouth and jumped at me fiercefully. I hit it with the flat edge of my axe to throw it away from me. My body may still be injured frmo our battle but it seems as though even the pizza is still scared from our fight, it's attack was way weaker than before.

Still, I have no strenght left to fight this pizza. Knowing it was the only way I could survive a second encounter with this beast, I pulled from my pocket the ocarina of Godamisha, an ocarina that godess Heshla gave to her daughter, when played it sends a call for help that every powerfull person will be able to hear and recognize by instinct.

"Let's hope someone strong is here to help."

I have been running for days trying to find the slice of pizza. Why? I don’t know, but I can feel this weird urge to acquire the pizza slice at all cost. While searching for it, I see a person fighting against the big pizza slice. It looks like the pizza slice that I’m trying to find. It smells like the pizza slice that I’m trying to find. It IS the pizza slice that I’m trying to find. I go on full berserk mode and grab the pizza and devour it. The man who was fighting the pizza slice is trying to stop me but it is too late, I have eaten it already. It feels weird inside me though

the twinkling moonlight shines upon the pizza box. something is inside it. a challenge? no. it couldn't be anything that the great and powerful keremal couldn't handle. though there was some suspicious activity around these parts, he had to be careful.

even if he ran faster than even that slowpoke gauss could keep up, what with his turtle paced 4 miles per hour run speed, keremal still knew that dangers loomed around every corner. a pizza-craving demon who somehow knew where he was going, despite the ninja hideout changing every ten days, much like dracula's castle. the skeleton, whose private household he professionally invaded. even the sound of the haunting euphonium lurked deep inside of keremal's mind. but all that mattered was pizza. pizza was the only thought that filled the rest of keremal's mind, even reaching into his deep and expansive knowledge of battle tactics, skills achieved over millennia of training in the Old War. this was the true prize, the true present of halloween. not any candy, nor stupid costumes. no. keremal ran faster than the speed of link, using his volt prime to achieve the plus ultra of dashingly fast pizza deliveries. his speed was unmatched, unknown to measurements primarily utilized by man. this was the true skill of tenno.

this was the true art of pizza.

"What? what happened?"

That was all I could think of. A citizen rushed into our little fight and ate the pizza. At first it looked like the pizza was going to take control of him but after a few minutes of screaming, he calmed down and stayed lying on the ground, clearly being exhausted from what had just happened. I helped him make his way home and then went to sleep myself.

The next day, I went to the dojo of a good friend of mine who is very knowledgable about legendary item, perhaps he knows a bit about alternate dimension or at least know someone that could help me. As I walked down a beautifull road of cherry blossom tree, I started to feel something was wrong. I looked around to try and see what was going on but everything seemed normal. "Maybe I am just tired from yesterday." I went ahead and suddenly, a montain in the near distance exploded and a rain of cheese and sauce started to pour down. Of course, it couldn't be that easy. I was well equiped this time, not only did I bring the lance of Magistar, which should be stronger against the pizza, I also made sure to bring the frozen cape of Neigeria and the boot of Airuta to increase my defensive and mouvement ability. I just hoped that the pizza was still weakened because I couldn't take it on at it's full strenght. To my surprise, the pizza didn't seem to notice my presence and disapeared into another portal.

"I don't understand, yesterday it was so eager to end me and now it completely ignored me. There is no way it didn't see me." I went to check on the mountain, it looked like a hideout of some sort. I inspected it somewhat thoroughly adn to my surprise, I found sign of recent human activity but didn't find a single body in the entire place.

I continued on my way to my friends dojo while thinking about what happened.

"I really need to figure out those portal if I want to destroy this demonic pizza."

I ate the pizza

well, after a ton of walking around figuring out what the hell has been happening, i'm here.

*click*

let's go back a few seconds...

...and now, noone ate the pizza.

mine.

this guy can go eat some trash instead.

placing a folded piece of cardboard in Meah's hand, i walk away in relief.

*click*

i'm tired of this damn thing, let it burn.

taking out a lighter, i set the pizza slices back in the box, and stick in some tissues for good measure to help get the fire started.

the flame eats away at the outside of the box, and with that, i sigh and walk away.

i felt like i should forget everything that just happened, and should just continue my day. i decide to try and make homemade pizza just to treat myself for now... i went to the grocery store to buy ingredients i needed for the pizza, the pizza is gonna be a regular pepperoni pizza. after i bought the ingredients i need, i went home and decide to make homemade pizza.

i may not be the greatest at cooking, but after multiple tries, multiple pizzas, i made the perfect homemade pizza i can do! even though it looks more like a depressed circle of shame, and my room was filled with horrible variations of pepperoni pizza, one of which is just a sad cheese sphere.

i kept all the homemade pizzas, even though most of them look like utter failures, in a room which resembles those of a refrigerator and decide to get a slice of my depressed homemade pizza to eat it while i am taking a rest.

let's go back to zero.

as achromalia attempts to light the pizza on fire, a menacing aura emanates around him, as if he weren't supposed to be here. a clatter of dishes, from the snake in the background, crashes down behind achromalia, as he turns to flinch at it. however, when he looks back, the pizza box is gone! and his clothes are on fire! dear god, what trickery is this?! how is it that achromalia himself is lit on fire, and where did the wretched pizza box go?!

"thank the lotus, it didn't get to the toilet paper," a masqueraded figure murmurs to themselves as they run along the power lines, jumping to any roofs nearby to gain some speed on their escapade to...

well, you know. that place.

so uh

i guess i'm all bare bones now.

that happened. also, i had a very distinct sense of deja vu. guess i'm not the only one.

my precious jacket though ;w;

at least i caught a glimpse of them. i'll have to get there.

*click*

...they're still moving. so i guess theirs negates mine.

kinda bothersome, but i'd waste energy if i kept it up.

*click*

let's catch up.

no clothes, less weight, less drag. looks like that's not so bad after all.

i run up a nearby brick wall to ricochet onto the power lines.

but they're changing direction.

a full-on rooftop chase, how thrilling...

leaping off the lines, i manage to make the landing.

i suppose parkour didn't hurt after all. they're only two houses away.

sprinting over backyard walls, i close some of the distance, and they take a detour to throw me off.

with some effort, i found my way through the jungle of power lines and apartment buildings, just barely within 5 feet of them.

but there's a portal up there. they're trying to get away. i make one last sprint, but they turn to throw down a black aura or cloud of sorts.

...it's like a whirlwind of sorts, my right arm is caught and gets torn off the socket, but i dive and manage to clutch the box.

the portal dissipates as they run through, and...

...SHIT.

where do i land? power line...!

i don't have a free arm, so i have to catch the line with my legs.

but it's digging into my ribs already, though that works too.

...now i have to get down and find my arm. and the broken rib...

...great.

as i walk out of the hospital, a masqueraded figure runs right into me and drops the pizza. I wonder what just happened right about now. i grab the pizza not knowing it's some evil thing and walk away.

I finally reached my old friends dojo, it was a lot farther into the countryside than I remebered it to be.

Sam: "Hey Eusam, how have you been doing these past years?"
Eusam: "Oh, is that you Sam? It's been so long since I've last seen you, I've been doing great what about you?"
Sam: "My effort in fiding the euphonium have proven unsuccefull but at least I found plenty of legendary item to add to my collection. Now I need to talk about some serious matter."
Eusam: "Take a seat and tell me all about it."
Sam: "You see, there is an evil pizza roaming around this city and every time I try to chase it, it disapears into a sort of portal. Do you know about portals?"
Eusam: "I have heard rumors about this pizza though I have never taken them seriously, it would seem that this pizza truly does exist. I am not an expert in portals but I know a guy who's studied them for all his life. He knows of most of the alternate dimension around our world and can lead you to any of them if he accepts."
Sam: "Thanks for this information, I am sorry our reunions couldn't be longer, but this demon can't be left alone"
Eusam: "I understand, don't overexert yourself, I can feel that you are way weaker than 3 years ago, you should take time to recover from your exhaustion before fighting this thing.
Sam: "Thanks for the advice, I do hope I can fix this out without putting too much strain on myself."

I went back to the city and decided to go eat some fried chicken on the way home. I ordered a plate of chicken along with some fries and a soda and waited for my order to be ready. Once it was done, I started to eat my meal. The chicken place I was eating at is a bit inconsistent in the quality of their meal but today was amazing.

As I was eating my chicken, a man bursted into the shop from the window while screaming from the top of his long. I was wondering what kind of psycho he was but then, I saw what I had hoped not to encounter so soon. The man had cheese covering his whole mouth and his eyes were blank, he was a victim of the pizza. I pulled out my weapon and ran at the pizza in hope that I could buy some time for the civilian to escape. I succeeded in letting the other customer escape but I was now trapped inside the restaurent with this pizza that was blocking the way out.

"Do I fight this thing or do I break through the wall and make an escape?"

"Damn you, you not only ruined my love for pizza you also ruined my chicken!"

...these seem like entirely different storylines.

i took the pizza, and i'm not a masqueraded figure, i'm a fucking bare bones skeleton >;O

since i've got it, i'll just uhh

try to dump this thing somewhere else...

(anyway... i was referring to the masqueraded figure keremal mentioned...)

i saw achro grab the pizza from my hands.

i still wanted to have some pizza so i went to the nearby restaurant and ordered a pizza pie for myself.

as i was waiting, i heard roaring from a nearby restaurant

"what could that be?" i wondered

that figure didn't have the pizza by then, though. i meant i had taken it from keremal, not you.

we've all mixed up our events.

here's what happened:

i attempted to burn the pizza.

keremal redirected its effects with dark magic and took the pizza.

i chased keremal and took the pizza just in time, clutching onto a power line to save myself from falling, at the cost of some bones.

i keep the pizza and collect the lost bones, planning to get rid of the pizza.

and now, we're here.

[sigh]

- - -

this pizza has to disappear.

maybe i can seal this away somehow.

After eating the pizza a while ago, i felt like I have acquired the power of god. Well, not exactly, but it is close enough: everytime I say “open command” while thinking about that phrase, a command box opens. It looks like something you would see from the game “Ourcrafts.” Using my knowledge from playing the mentioned game, I type in:

/clear @a

/kill evil_pizza

/give AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pizza

Well, that was easy.

I eat up all of the pizza that i had paid for. Also, i pull out my computer(not laptop) out of nowhere and type /deop AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH which somehow removes AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH's godliness and the ability to type in commands.

I put my computer away and head home.

*click*

if (pizza > 1)
{
then (world = voidstate)
}

else
{
(pizzalocation = currentposter)
}

*click*

i have the only pizza now.

your turn.

(does it remove already consumed pizzas?)

ha, you think you have the only command state, achromalia?
*click*
if (pizza >= 0)
{
then (world = origin_state)
}

else
{
(pizzas_location = current_poster)
}

{
(pizza_value = 150)
}

{
current_poster_location = unknown_value
}
*click*
your turns.

ERROR: The function current_poster_location expects parameters like "current_poster_location(float,float,float)"

unsure if i'm even enjoying this game much anymore. kinda preferred when it had a single solid storyline that everyone could follow. was fun at first, at least.

i'll end this post with saying:

"i already gave it to a friend, who egested the pizza and took in whatever nutrients were given."

"the pizza is no more."

goodbye for now, unless somehow we restart things and figure somethin' out.

I do agree with Achro, the storyline has been going kind of out of hand (though this was never intended to be a roleplay it just kind of happened). We should do a hard reset on the game and try to make a whole new storyline which we will mostly all follow.

[cache erasure complete. self-actualizing system rebooting.]

i am.

i am "me".

i am "here".

"here" has me, but...

what are those?

other things?

one thing has something.

that something, i must have it.

...

i move slow, from my spot to the thing, and i need that thing.

and i take this thing. it's... not like other things.

i like this thing.

I suddenly smell a delicious spicy pizza. I proceeded to look around me to find the provenance of the delicious smell and found, standing in the distance, a skeleton holding an opened box of pizza.

The skeleton's vision was completely fixed onto the pizza.

My primitive instinct told me I needed to eat. I put one feet forward. And another. And another. And another.

Before I know it, I was running at full speed. I was running at a speed that I had never reached before. I was not only running at incredibly high speed, I was also gracefully dodging every pedestrian in the way. My mind was blank, it could not think of anything other than the pizza. My action were not made from a conscious effort of my mind, they were made from my purest instinct.

I soon reached the man who held the pizza and snatched it from him and without stopping, I continued running.

Soon after, I was far from the place I stole this pizza from this man and I was as exhausted as a man could possibly be without collapsing.

Now that my mind had come back to me, I realised that what I had just done was wrong and felt bad about it, however, I had no idea who the original holder was and couldn't return it to him.

I decided I'd eat it. If I didn't it would become cold anyway.

I took a slice of pizza and brang it to my mouth.

I disguise as Sam’s mouth and take the pizza slice from him when he is trying to eat it

It's not there. I just had it.

People, people want it.

I think... I should fight for it.

I can see it, there are others, other people that fight for it.

Maybe I should too.

Everything's becoming clearer, I understand that something about this brings others to it, just like me.

...As they fumble over this item, I snatch it, and run. I know they want it, so they might come to me and fight for it like before.

They must fight for it, and I must fight to keep it.

As I was walking at dusk, I smelled a unusual smell.
It was... so good.
Within seconds, I lost control of my body as I started running toward the smell.
I couldn't stop myself.
I fling myself into a skeleton wearing comfortable clothes and knock him down.
I grab what's supposed to be the source of the smell.
I open the box and OH IT SMELLS SO NICE, I WOULD LOVE TO EAT THIS.
I grab a slice.

I just YEET it out of his hand

Caught it.

Damn. Being tackled is no fun.

But I'm fine. As long as I fend them off.

This pizza is 8 days old. Are we sure we want it this badly?

It seems they aren't aware of what happened.

The world had reset.

Only a few hours have passed. This must be eaten.

hehuehue... time to get the pizza! i ran over to achro and grabbed the pizza from his hands like a child trying to get their toy.

wait a minute... 



what is this feeling? 

it feels as if i lost all my abilities as an OT ninja, all my training down the drain... though the sensation of ninja-state calls me, i cannot feel any emotion to answer the request. i can-- ...'t.. feel my ninja neurons firing, i can't remember how to wall dash, i... 



i forgot how to even bullet jump. how do i know what that is? WHAT EVEN IS THAT?!



i need to get out of here. i have to remember who i was. what my life was like. what my life even was. someone in this new and absurdly abnormal world has to know who i am. they just HAVE to. at least anyone. someone. if anything, even an atom, can help me remember who i am... then, only then will i be able to acquire the skills necessary to kill my arch-nemesis:

pizza.

as some 5-can box of coca-cola ran with some pizza, keremal tripped them and grabbed the pizza immediately, jumping onto some sidewalk railings and onto a roof. intimidated by his raw ninja power, keremal accidentally dropped the pizza as it began its descent towards the floor.
oops.

I saw some strange looking guy stealing a pizza from someone else and pathetically dropping it while espacing onto the roof. Of course, my instinct was to rush in and grab the pizza as it was falling down to the ground and to escape with it.

"Well that was the easiest pizza I'll have ever gotten my hand on"

I took a bite very quickly and realized that the pizza was freezing cold and that dirt and other strange substance had gotten on the pizza.

"Well this sucks, I guess I have no choice but to leave it and wait for another one to apear"

I left it on the ground and went back to my house.

i was lying on the ground in pain. there is a bruise on my knee from tripping over something? someone? ah... whatever...

of course, even though in pain, i got up and started limping over to a wall for support. while on the wall, i noticed someone that got an even more worse fate than me, probably not gonna wake up anytime soon, and the pizza that i stole was on the ground. the pizza looks horrible than it looked when i first got it, it doesn't look edible at all.

"well... i guess there goes that pizza... i would better buy one for now..." i thought to myself.

i limped over to the nearest pizza place and bought a slice.

Several hours earlier, I disguised myself as one of the janitors, so right before you exit, I take off the pizza from your hands, proceeding then to slam the bucket to the floor, and then fleeing with the pizza.

While everyone is arguing about a pizza, I bought mine and consumed every crust and crumbs of the pizza. Been doing this for a few months and I felt pity for them. So, I decided to buy a pizza and leave it here.

I SURE HOPE SOMEONE WILL GET THIS PIZZA

🍕

feed me plz

Well, I guess I'll take it to my home, after setting up some traps of course.