You would get a pay raise but you'll work 24/7
I wish to meet Nao Touyama, my favorite VA
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Granted, but you can only use it for 1 hour in a single day
I wish i could be a good writer
I wish i could be a good writer
They only give compliments to your writing pattern, not the books you write.
Want a job. Whatever kind as long as there's salary.
Want a job. Whatever kind as long as there's salary.
Granted but you'll get fired after 24 hours
I wish for a new phone
I wish for a new phone
Granted, its a nokia
I wish i have more time to play this game(osu)
I wish i have more time to play this game(osu)
(old nokia phones were actually good though)
sure, but you get nerve damage, rsi, other hand issues, and you can't fc anything
i wish for humanity to be a type 3 civilisation
sure, but you get nerve damage, rsi, other hand issues, and you can't fc anything
i wish for humanity to be a type 3 civilisation
Granted, humanity gets type 3 diabetes.
Grant me large supply of unspoilable yakults.
Grant me large supply of unspoilable yakults.
Granted, unspoilable but poisonous 
Can I have a hour boost of skills?
Can I have a hour boost of skills?
Granted but a card with no value, you only misspelled card as car.
I wish for the next user below to have a very good life away from all troubles, a good love life and a life full of fun
I wish for the next user below to have a very good life away from all troubles, a good love life and a life full of fun
Granted, but only for 1 second.
I wish that my friend will not blame me on my examination's result cause I got full mark. XD
I wish that my friend will not blame me on my examination's result cause I got full mark. XD
Granted but you'll no longer be friends
I wish for the Yellowstone volcano to erupt
I wish for the Yellowstone volcano to erupt
Granted but lava burns you to death.
I wish... for. nothing.
I wish... for. nothing.
Granted, you are now teleported into the vacuum of space
I wish for more wishes
I wish for more wishes
Granted, every wish are corrupted death-related.
I wish for a cute creature.
I wish for a cute creature.
Granted, but it's extremely hostile and it will attack anyone, including you.
I wish for a new mechanical keyboard.
I wish for a new mechanical keyboard.
Granted but a mechanical pencil instead.
I wish for a 500Mbps internet
I wish for a 500Mbps internet
Granted, but you can't even open your pc neither your smartphone
I wish i have a fish
I wish i have a fish
Granted, it's Cichlids, which it's for beauty purpose only, so you can't eat eat.
I wish BN will have a look on my beatmap.
I wish BN will have a look on my beatmap.
Granted but he nukes it
I wish that Tyistiana would join OT!news discord along with ptar124
I wish that Tyistiana would join OT!news discord along with ptar124
granted but they never say anything
i wish for north korea to be a peaceful nation
i wish for north korea to be a peaceful nation
Granted, but they starting to war
I wish OT have a lot of people
I wish OT have a lot of people
Granted, they will demand milk from your nipples.
I wish for long lasting backpack.
I wish for long lasting backpack.
Granted but expired.
I want something to relieve body pains right now
I want something to relieve body pains right now
Granted, but they'll give you endless headaches.
I wish I was a more outgoing person.
I wish I was a more outgoing person.
Granted but you become extremely obnoxious always trying to hang out with everyone all the time so people start trying to avoid you.
I wish that my fridge would automatically restock itself and I didn't have to go to the grocery store
I wish that my fridge would automatically restock itself and I didn't have to go to the grocery store
Granted but every time you open it you hear the screaming roblox kid
I wish I had an infinite supply of cheeseburgers
I wish I had an infinite supply of cheeseburgers
Granted, but all of it will be expired already .
I wish to live in fantasy world.
I wish to live in fantasy world.
Granted, you will live in Northern Undead Asylum
I wish for long lasting shoes
I wish for long lasting shoes
Granted, but the shoes don't fit your feet
I wish i was wealthy enough to hire all my household maintenance tasks done by someone else.
I wish i was wealthy enough to hire all my household maintenance tasks done by someone else.
Granted but an unexpected conspiracy lies behind that salary.
I'd like to do it.
I'd like to do it.
Granted, you'll do an awesome backflip on an MMORPG but whenever you do it, a random person die on that game.
Give me a Sandwich.
Give me a Sandwich.
Granted, you'll have a beef sandwich with atroquinine poison on it. 
I wish I could be known for something legendary.
I wish I could be known for something legendary.
Granted, you ate the beef sandwich with the poison in it while jumping off the skyscraper.
Now give me a cake instead.
Now give me a cake instead.
Granted, you'll try to eat it but the cake will be hard as diamonds and you'll damage your teeth in the process.
I wish for money.
I wish for money.
Granted you now have a penny
I wish for better headphones
I wish for better headphones
Granted, now you have a Phone with a Head that can annoy you and yell everytime you wank and moans Onii-chan whenever you're off guard.
I wish for the person below to not have their wish granted.
I wish for the person below to not have their wish granted.
Granted, but...
I wish for Daichi Shinku's prior wish to not be granted.
I wish for Daichi Shinku's prior wish to not be granted.
Granted, but I wished for your wish to be granted, so it got canceled.
I wish for the person below to have their pp reducted to 0
I wish for the person below to have their pp reducted to 0
Granted, but the person below is a noob so it doesn't really matter if his account gets reset.
I wish CtB with the Relax mod was a separate game mode with separate rankings.
I wish CtB with the Relax mod was a separate game mode with separate rankings.
Granted, but the mouse mapping is completely offset and random, making any point of using said mod insensible.
I wish I was a noob so it wouldn't really matter if my account was reset.
I wish I was a noob so it wouldn't really matter if my account was reset.
Granted, but your PC will format itself too and cannot install osu anymore.
I wish there's a way to make lemonade into a coconut.
I wish there's a way to make lemonade into a coconut.
Granted, but it will taste like a bottle of piss.
I wish I wasn't lazy and went to go make some cereal.
I wish I wasn't lazy and went to go make some cereal.
Granted, cereal expired.
I wish i didn't necro this.
I wish i didn't necro this.
granted but it's too tight to breathe properly
i wish i had fairy god parents
i wish i had fairy god parents
Instructions unclear. You now have dog parents.
I need new comp.
I need new comp.
Granted, but it's a Commodore Amiga
I wish to be unknown.
I wish to be unknown.
Granted, except we're somehow mutual and I just responded to your post.
I wish to make progress on one of my songs.
I wish to make progress on one of my songs.
E m i
Have your waifu IRL. She is waiting for you on your bed.
Give me better internet speeds
Give me better internet speeds
E m i
Granted but you now have polycythemia.
I wish i liked more different kinds of games
I wish i liked more different kinds of games
granted but with every new game you like you immediately hate the last
wish my fingers liked me
wish my fingers liked me
They like you, and even love you but they also want to kill you because they love you too much. That's what you call psychopathic love.
I wish I could teleport to any place I want.
I wish I could teleport to any place I want.
Granted; side effect of blindness for 30 seconds every time you arrive at your destination.
I wish for a never ending supply of rocket fuel, in 8-ton canisters.
I wish for a never ending supply of rocket fuel, in 8-ton canisters.
granted; but they all fly off uncontrollably the moment you use one.
i wish people learned to like sushi
i wish people learned to like sushi
But then in the coming generations, people's 98% of their body will be filled with it.
"I want power."
"I want power."
granted: but it's a delusion
i wish i didn't make bad decisions
i wish i didn't make bad decisions
granted, but then your wish wouldn't exist. that's a bad decision. you also wouldn't be able to learn from mistakes, which is also a bad decision, meaning you cant improve or master your perfection
I wish I could wish for something actually useful so I don't do random shit I don't need to
I wish I could wish for something actually useful so I don't do random shit I don't need to
granted but it gets corrupted
i wish taking care of long hair wasnt so much work
i wish taking care of long hair wasnt so much work
E m i
granted, it now grows by 5cm
i wish my window wasnt aimed at the south (the sun always shines on my room and during summer it gets SUPER hot)
i wish my window wasnt aimed at the south (the sun always shines on my room and during summer it gets SUPER hot)
E m i
granted, but now you have sleep paralysis
i wish i was serious about studying
i wish i was serious about studying
Granted, but you fail all classes
i wish i was better at coming up with wishes
i wish i was better at coming up with wishes
E m i
Granted, you now sleep 16 hours a day
I wish to be an all-seeing mind.
I wish to be an all-seeing mind.
Granted, you now have an eye on your forehead and a spoiler on your back made of bones.
Wishing for death to all mosquitoes.
Wishing for death to all mosquitoes.
Granted, but now there are vampires everywhere.
I want to rank a G R I D M A P P I N G style map.
I want to rank a G R I D M A P P I N G style map.
Granted, but after you do so you turn into marshmallow with arms
I want a better computer that is more powerful than Nasa's
I want a better computer that is more powerful than Nasa's
granted, but the government comes to your house everyday and tries to take it.
i want a non-psychopathic waifu
i want a non-psychopathic waifu
Granted, but she's the type that often wants to go shop'.
I want to be big enough (:q).
I want to be big enough (:q).
granted, big enough to fit uranus
I wish for death to all vampires.
I wish for death to all vampires.
I want to move somewhere else.KatouMegumi wrote:
Granted, but now there are mosqitoes everywhere, again.
granted, but you can't move.
Wishing for death to all mosquitoes and vampires.
Wishing for death to all mosquitoes and vampires.
Granted, but doctors now need liters of your blood samples to even analyze anything.
I wish my phone had a larger battery.
I wish my phone had a larger battery.
sure but now its too large so your phone isn't portable anymore
i wish waifus didn't exist
i wish waifus didn't exist
Granted but 3D is more important anyway
I wish you didnt grant this wish of mine<3
I wish you didnt grant this wish of mine<3
Granted nothing. You still fell offeneded, however.
I want to marry Reol. (hey hus, i know yo gonna post)
I want to marry Reol. (hey hus, i know yo gonna post)
Granted (the post) but I will not let you have her.
i wanna be able to bench 200
i wanna be able to bench 200
I want husa to change their name to husa again :c
FUVK
granted, but everyone you kink with dies.
i wish i had a "better sense of taste in music" (even though i like my music preferences, but society hates my choices)
i wish i had a "better sense of taste in music" (even though i like my music preferences, but society hates my choices)
granted, but every time you listen to music youre deaf for 30 minutes
I wish i had a lifetime supply of danishs
I wish i had a lifetime supply of danishs
Granted but a lifetime supply of disease
I wish for the person below me to have a good luck
I wish for the person below me to have a good luck
Granted, it was a waste of luck
I wish to pass down my luck.
I wish to pass down my luck.
Granted, gets passed onto Al-Qaeda
I wish for... Meah to stop trying to ship me with Hwa Yang
I wish for... Meah to stop trying to ship me with Hwa Yang
Granted, but I pointlessly ship you with Hwa Yang.
I wish for... Enetro to wish for something actually cool for once.
I wish for... Enetro to wish for something actually cool for once.
Granted, but his wish was lame after granted
I wish for more free time
I wish for more free time
Granted, you lose 1% of your knowledge
I wish I knew why Ryoid put "roido" on his avatar instead of "rioido"
I wish I knew why Ryoid put "roido" on his avatar instead of "rioido"
Granted, but you're disappointed as to why it's interpreted that way.
Grant your own wish and make your post a clever one.
Grant your own wish and make your post a clever one.
Granted, but my wish is ungrantable so it was ungranted and because my wish is unganted, thus this post is unclever
I want all of my homework,student councils job,and all of my problems gone
I want all of my homework,student councils job,and all of my problems gone
owo you're part of the student council? nice
OT: granted; you become a hikkikomori weeaboo.
I'm going to get off the forums and finish all my work.
OT: granted; you become a hikkikomori weeaboo.
I'm going to get off the forums and finish all my work.
Granted, but you'll be a little delayed
Grant the last wish, not mine.
Grant the last wish, not mine.
To many work, not enought rewardDJ Enetro wrote:
owo you're part of the student council? nice
OT: the wish is being granted........but it refused
I want something