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DJ Enetro
Granted but that group kicks you out after a day for liking Nagisa and being flamboyant about it (but actually you're not)

I wish that I was well-versed in C++
Tyistiana
Granted, but you'll lose your computer.

I wish I can skip my class which my teacher will don't know that I'm skip his/her class.
Ryoid
Granted, but the teacher or the school itself don't know that you exist

I wish i can single tap 290Bpm deathsream map
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but you can only do it with Autopilot turned on and you can't ever aim anything correctly.

I wish I had some non-crap food to eat
Ryoid
Granted,its a crab

I wish there is an internet on the moon
Tyistiana
Granted, but you'll die and you'll realize that in the moon, you don't have any air to breath.

I wish I will have a lot of money to buy a new game.
Serraionga
Granted, but the game will be worse than all things combined.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but not in the way you want

I want another post here within the next 24 hours
Ryoid
Granted,but they only shiposting anyway

I wish there will be a lot of newcomer in OT so there will be more quality thread to read
DJ Enetro
Granted but those quality threads get locked after details

I wish everyone lived in harmony with each other
Meah
Granted but Everyone and Each Other are both people so the only two of them lived in harmony and the rest aren't.

I wish to skip time
Ryoid
Granted, but you miss all the great and fun event

I wish for someone to help me
vinnicci
Granted, you dial 9110745929734939884583905 first.


I wish for large supply of liquid nitrogen.
AzureDoctor
Granted, but they are locked up in barrels that you can't open.

I wish to get good at osu!Taiko.
Ryoid
Granted,but you can't play standard anymore

I wish for a KFC chicken
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but it was prepared days ago and isn't fresh in the slightest.

I wish for a pay raise at my job
Meah
You would get a pay raise but you'll work 24/7

I wish to meet Nao Touyama, my favorite VA
vinnicci
Granted, during her 80s.



I wish for a dyson fan.
AzureDoctor
Granted, but you can only use it for 1 hour in a single day

I wish i could be a good writer
45Traeath
They only give compliments to your writing pattern, not the books you write.

Want a job. Whatever kind as long as there's salary.
Meah
Granted but you'll get fired after 24 hours

I wish for a new phone
Ryoid
Granted, its a nokia

I wish i have more time to play this game(osu)
Laurakko
(old nokia phones were actually good though)
sure, but you get nerve damage, rsi, other hand issues, and you can't fc anything

i wish for humanity to be a type 3 civilisation
vinnicci
Granted, humanity gets type 3 diabetes.



Grant me large supply of unspoilable yakults.
Meah
Granted, unspoilable but poisonous :D

Can I have a hour boost of skills?
Kimba
Granted, but you have to close your eyes

I wish for a new car
Meah
Granted but a card with no value, you only misspelled card as car.

I wish for the next user below to have a very good life away from all troubles, a good love life and a life full of fun
Tyistiana
Granted, but only for 1 second.

I wish that my friend will not blame me on my examination's result cause I got full mark. XD
Meah
Granted but you'll no longer be friends :D

I wish for the Yellowstone volcano to erupt
DJ Enetro
Granted but lava burns you to death.

I wish... for. nothing.
Edgar_Figaro
Granted, you are now teleported into the vacuum of space

I wish for more wishes
vinnicci
Granted, every wish are corrupted death-related.


I wish for a cute creature.
AzureDoctor
Granted, but it's extremely hostile and it will attack anyone, including you.

I wish for a new mechanical keyboard.
Meah
Granted but a mechanical pencil instead.

I wish for a 500Mbps internet
Ryoid
Granted, but you can't even open your pc neither your smartphone

I wish i have a fish
Tyistiana
Granted, it's Cichlids, which it's for beauty purpose only, so you can't eat eat.

I wish BN will have a look on my beatmap.
DJ Enetro
Granted but he nukes it

I wish that Tyistiana would join OT!news discord along with ptar124
Laurakko
granted but they never say anything

i wish for north korea to be a peaceful nation
Ryoid
Granted, but they starting to war

I wish OT have a lot of people
Zekks
granted, but they're all horrible

I wish for 100 dogs
vinnicci
Granted, they will demand milk from your nipples.



I wish for long lasting backpack.
45Traeath
People bully you for it.

Apple soda, please.
Meah
Granted but expired.

I want something to relieve body pains right now
Serraionga
Granted, but they'll give you endless headaches.

I wish I was a more outgoing person.
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but you become extremely obnoxious always trying to hang out with everyone all the time so people start trying to avoid you.

I wish that my fridge would automatically restock itself and I didn't have to go to the grocery store
Kimba
Granted but every time you open it you hear the screaming roblox kid

I wish I had an infinite supply of cheeseburgers
Tyistiana
Granted, but all of it will be expired already .

I wish to live in fantasy world.
vinnicci
Granted, you will live in Northern Undead Asylum



I wish for long lasting shoes
Edgar_Figaro
Granted, but the shoes don't fit your feet

I wish i was wealthy enough to hire all my household maintenance tasks done by someone else.
45Traeath
Granted but an unexpected conspiracy lies behind that salary.

I'd like to do it.
Daichi Shinku
Granted, you'll do an awesome backflip on an MMORPG but whenever you do it, a random person die on that game.

Give me a Sandwich.
Serraionga
Granted, you'll have a beef sandwich with atroquinine poison on it. 8-)

I wish I could be known for something legendary.
Daichi Shinku
Granted, you ate the beef sandwich with the poison in it while jumping off the skyscraper.

Now give me a cake instead.
Serraionga
Granted, you'll try to eat it but the cake will be hard as diamonds and you'll damage your teeth in the process.

I wish for money.
Edgar_Figaro
Granted you now have a penny

I wish for better headphones
Daichi Shinku
Granted, now you have a Phone with a Head that can annoy you and yell everytime you wank and moans Onii-chan whenever you're off guard.

I wish for the person below to not have their wish granted.
Softwarm
Granted, but...

I wish for Daichi Shinku's prior wish to not be granted.
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but I wished for your wish to be granted, so it got canceled.

I wish for the person below to have their pp reducted to 0
ElliottB1
Granted, but the person below is a noob so it doesn't really matter if his account gets reset.

I wish CtB with the Relax mod was a separate game mode with separate rankings.
The Gambler
Granted, but the mouse mapping is completely offset and random, making any point of using said mod insensible.

I wish I was a noob so it wouldn't really matter if my account was reset.
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but your PC will format itself too and cannot install osu anymore.

I wish there's a way to make lemonade into a coconut.
Serraionga
Granted, but it will taste like a bottle of piss.

I wish I wasn't lazy and went to go make some cereal.
vinnicci
Granted, cereal expired.



I wish i didn't necro this.
E m i
granted, you got banned 1s before pressing "post"

i wish i had a smaller ribcage
silmarilen
granted but it's too tight to breathe properly

i wish i had fairy god parents
Isshiki Kaname
Instructions unclear. You now have dog parents.

I need new comp.
DJ Enetro
Granted, but it's a Commodore Amiga

I wish to be unknown.
Achromalia
Granted, except we're somehow mutual and I just responded to your post.

I wish to make progress on one of my songs.
E m i
You progress all the way towards the end but where's everything before that...?

I wish to have a 2080 Ti, a lot of my real desires are more secret but this one isn't that irrelevant 8-)
Isshiki Kaname
Have your waifu IRL. She is waiting for you on your bed.

Give me better internet speeds
E m i
I don't have a waifu and overall girls are icky as they say ;;

You have 100tbit internet and 1mb/s write speed on your drive(s), good job.

I wish to not be anemic
silmarilen
Granted but you now have polycythemia.

I wish i liked more different kinds of games
keremaru
granted but with every new game you like you immediately hate the last
wish my fingers liked me
Puri_old_1
They like you, and even love you but they also want to kill you because they love you too much. That's what you call psychopathic love.

I wish I could teleport to any place I want.
DJ Enetro
Granted; side effect of blindness for 30 seconds every time you arrive at your destination.
I wish for a never ending supply of rocket fuel, in 8-ton canisters.
keremaru
granted; but they all fly off uncontrollably the moment you use one.
i wish people learned to like sushi
45Traeath
But then in the coming generations, people's 98% of their body will be filled with it.

"I want power."
Perfection
granted: but it's a delusion
i wish i didn't make bad decisions
Achromalia
granted, but then your wish wouldn't exist. that's a bad decision. you also wouldn't be able to learn from mistakes, which is also a bad decision, meaning you cant improve or master your perfection

I wish I could wish for something actually useful so I don't do random shit I don't need to
silmarilen
granted but it gets corrupted

i wish taking care of long hair wasnt so much work
E m i
Granted and no daily maintenance is required, but it doesn't grow anymore so you'll steadily lose it as it falls out little by little over time

i wish my waist didn't grow by 2 inches from bloating after i eat any meal
silmarilen
granted, it now grows by 5cm

i wish my window wasnt aimed at the south (the sun always shines on my room and during summer it gets SUPER hot)
E m i
5cm, that's amazing

you don't have windows anymore. kind of rip i would say

i wish i didn't get stressed out whenever i wake up which makes me unable to fall back asleep
Perfection
granted, but now you have sleep paralysis

i wish i was serious about studying
silmarilen
Granted, but you fail all classes

i wish i was better at coming up with wishes
E m i
you become a god at it but you are never able to think of a way to corrupt someone else's wish

i wish everything i say didn't feel retarded 10 seconds after i write/say it
DJ Enetro
Granted, you now sleep 16 hours a day

I wish to be an all-seeing mind.
vinnicci
Granted, you now have an eye on your forehead and a spoiler on your back made of bones.



Wishing for death to all mosquitoes.
Isshiki Kaname
Granted, but now there are vampires everywhere.

I want to rank a G R I D M A P P I N G style map.
J25_games
Granted, but after you do so you turn into marshmallow with arms

I want a better computer that is more powerful than Nasa's
keremaru
granted, but the government comes to your house everyday and tries to take it.
i want a non-psychopathic waifu
45Traeath
Granted, but she's the type that often wants to go shop'.

I want to be big enough (:q).
vinnicci
granted, big enough to fit uranus



I wish for death to all vampires.
Isshiki Kaname

KatouMegumi wrote:

Granted, but now there are mosqitoes everywhere, again.
I want to move somewhere else.
vinnicci
granted, but you can't move.



Wishing for death to all mosquitoes and vampires.
Isshiki Kaname
Granted, but doctors now need liters of your blood samples to even analyze anything.

I wish my phone had a larger battery.
Perfection
sure but now its too large so your phone isn't portable anymore

i wish waifus didn't exist
Husa
Granted but 3D is more important anyway


I wish you didnt grant this wish of mine<3
Isshiki Kaname
Granted nothing. You still fell offeneded, however.

I want to marry Reol. (hey hus, i know yo gonna post)
Husa
Granted (the post) but I will not let you have her.

i wanna be able to bench 200
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