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Taj
48 posts
Joined December 2015
Taj
There's something called poly- I forgot.
It's not polyunsaturated, don't worry.
I would think that you include the blueberries
pomegranate or some exotic fruit as
a part of the diet.
I'm not saying this should replace others. It takes few to a week to accomplish this, just like exercise.
I won't let you experience the air sockets, don't worry.
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd
Pomegranate is great and you should avoid polyunsaturated fats.
Taj
48 posts
Joined December 2015
Taj
This food is very low in Saturated Fat, Cholesterol and Sodium. It is also a good source of Dietary Fiber, and a very good source of Vitamin C, Vitamin K and Manganese.
The nutrition in the blueberry makes me want to just fill in the blanks.
For pomegranate:
Low in fat, saturated fat free, cholesterol free, sodium free, an excellent source of fiber, vitamins C and K, and a good source of potassium, folate, and copper.
Basically. YEAH NO DUH
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
I usually don't read your sources as they tend to be exactly like this one. I'd rather trust my own body than some hipster doctor who thinks humans need to eat rocks and behave like Gandhi to survive the 31st apocalypse from the Martian Calendar.

I've been in the PERFECT shape ever since I was a kid. Had the right amount of muscle and fat, was healthy as all shit and did not pay a single thought to what I ate, as long as it's not pure trash (chips and sodas). After the 4th grade of high school, I had to prep for unis so I continued eating the same amount but didn't move even 500m in a day, and guess what happened.... I fattened up.

It doesn't take a fucking rocket scientist to figure out what happened there, but apparently people are so braindead they actually believe the shit they read about needing to eat sea soil from the rotting carcass of a Pygmy beaked whale 3 times a day, otherwise they're gonna turn into overweight French Polynesian prostitutes.
Taj
48 posts
Joined December 2015
Taj
Obviously one of those foods must be giving you fatigue.
Like, seriously they also come with the bloats.
I'm not saying you just need to cut down
ALL of the grains; it's just taken to a whole new perspectivity.

It doesn't exactly fit the description of "peas and carrots and peas and carrots and"
You get the idea. Like, fruits and vegetables can give you nutrients.
But HOLD UP! Not all of them fit perfectly into the description.
Like when you change all of your banknotes to multiples of 9. Like, the prosperity cuts into half without even knowing that you're in between 1979-1983/1974-2010.
But seriously though, YOU are YOU. Not a carbon copy, not from the conveyor belt, not a freaking fucking shitty sapralemonent knockoff, just that you are who you are.
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd

Aurani wrote:

I usually don't read your sources as they tend to be exactly like this one. I'd rather trust my own body than some hipster doctor who thinks humans need to eat rocks and behave like Gandhi to survive the 31st apocalypse from the Martian Calendar.

I've been in the PERFECT shape ever since I was a kid. Had the right amount of muscle and fat, was healthy as all shit and did not pay a single thought to what I ate, as long as it's not pure trash (chips and sodas). After the 4th grade of high school, I had to prep for unis so I continued eating the same amount but didn't move even 500m in a day, and guess what happened.... I fattened up.

It doesn't take a fucking rocket scientist to figure out what happened there, but apparently people are so braindead they actually believe the shit they read about needing to eat sea soil from the rotting carcass of a Pygmy beaked whale 3 times a day, otherwise they're gonna turn into overweight French Polynesian prostitutes.
I'm not going to put much stock into what you say if you don't even bother to understand my argument properly. And it's really not a surprise that as a young male it's not hard for you to maintain health weight - that's typical. Typically, people tend to have problems as they get into middle age.
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
While I was in Belgrade studying, I met an 89 year old guy in a wonderful shape eating a burger after he went for a ride with his bike. He told me he never gave a shit about what he ate, but doesn't believe those soft drinks are healthy at all and he never once drank them.

You're probably now going to tell me how he's an exception, how there's a study that explains that human evolution is the result of Stalin planning 9/11 with his bud Lao Tzu during the 1527 sack of Rome, all in an effort to thwart Edward II's plans to subdue the humans with his corporate greed by feeding them modern food that CLEARLY wasn't designed for our stomachs that have somehow failed to evolve a fucking bit from 60 billion years ago.
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999

Aurani wrote:

There's a study that explains that human evolution is the result of Stalin planning 9/11 with his bud Lao Tzu during the 1527 sack of Rome, all in an effort to thwart Edward II's plans to subdue the humans with his corporate greed by feeding them modern food.
This is gold!
abraker
Global Moderator
8,296 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

johnmedina999 wrote:

Aurani wrote:

There's a study that explains that human evolution is the result of Stalin planning 9/11 with his bud Lao Tzu during the 1527 sack of Rome, all in an effort to thwart Edward II's plans to subdue the humans with his corporate greed by feeding them modern food.
This is gold!
If I saw the study, I would probably die from seeing so much gold.
Aomi
1,993 posts
Joined August 2013
Aomi

Aurani wrote:

While I was in Belgrade studying, I met an 89 year old guy in a wonderful shape eating a burger after he went for a ride with his bike. He told me he never gave a shit about what he ate, but doesn't believe those soft drinks are healthy at all and he never once drank them.
its me
Mahogany
2,684 posts
Joined August 2014
Mahogany

Jordan wrote:



o yea check the comments on that post too they're great
Comfy Slippers
194 posts
Joined April 2015
Comfy Slippers
@aurani

Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Mogao bih da se zakunem da je moja knjiga izgledala drugacije... wtf
Comfy Slippers
194 posts
Joined April 2015
Comfy Slippers
>obligatory nick cage
Taj
48 posts
Joined December 2015
Taj
how can i be sniffing crayon wax if i wasn't the only one responsible?

it's not like i'm in the urge not to buy leeches;
it's just nerving.
Sexy DQS
35 posts
Joined August 2011
Sexy DQS
Im Here For the Glory Hello :3
Serraionga
11,477 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Hello My Friend How Are You Doing
Sexy DQS
35 posts
Joined August 2011
Sexy DQS
Im Great :3
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
No, you're Sexy.
silmarilen
5,579 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
thanks
KupcaH
2,829 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
Why People Are Writing Like This
_handholding
3,109 posts
Joined April 2014
_handholding
@Mahogany

do you not think you need mental help?
Mahogany
2,684 posts
Joined August 2014
Mahogany
No, why would I?
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
*cough* pony pillow *cough*
Mahogany
2,684 posts
Joined August 2014
Mahogany
y'all need some cuddles in your lives
lol
145 posts
Joined November 2014
lol
cuddles are gay
i only fuck PUSSY
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Let's be honest here, bud, you love to receive it. Don't worry, we're all a family here; you can share your homosexual fantasies just like Maho shares his bestiality fetish.
lol
145 posts
Joined November 2014
lol
ur wrong im not gay i am really cool and i fuck loads of the pusi it turns into a chore
and if u think i am crying that is a totally wrong possibility
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani

lol wrote:

i am crying
Oh... oh..... tell me more... please. It's t...to help you, I swear!
_handholding
3,109 posts
Joined April 2014
_handholding

Aurani wrote:

lol wrote:

i am crying
Oh... oh..... tell me more... please. It's t...to help you, I swear!
Wtf is that
Mahogany
2,684 posts
Joined August 2014
Mahogany

Aurani wrote:

Let's be honest here, bud, you love to receive it. Don't worry, we're all a family here; you can share your homosexual fantasies just like Maho shares his bestiality fetish.
oh no you have me mistaken I don't want to fuck animals, I want to fuck animal people. important difference, fren!
nibs
75 posts
Joined February 2015
nibs

KupcaH wrote:

Why People Are Writing Like This
HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
abraker
Global Moderator
8,296 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Endaris
5,282 posts
Joined June 2010
Endaris


I blame abraker
Comfy Slippers
194 posts
Joined April 2015
Comfy Slippers

Kisses wrote:

Aurani wrote:

Oh... oh..... tell me more... please. It's t...to help you, I swear!
Wtf is that
Aurani being autistic as per usual. Just this time he offered us a discomfortable view of his saggy tits. He does this to compensate for his GHD/manchild syndrome.
Taj
48 posts
Joined December 2015
Taj
How can you just not receive a damn thing
It's just so....
I just don't know...
(anyways have fun)
abraker
Global Moderator
8,296 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

Endaris wrote:



I blame abraker
Didn't know you saw the world this way, Endaris
Yuudachi-kun
5,432 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3RWhzI5ylo

please watch for the enjoyment of high quality video thanks
abraker
Global Moderator
8,296 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

Yuudachi-kun wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3RWhzI5ylo

please watch for the enjoyment of high quality video thanks
Zain Sugieres
579 posts
Joined January 2013
Zain Sugieres
Back in the greatest country in the world
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