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dNextGen
maaan i recently got scammed in cs:go

items worth $50 are gone now :'( feels so bad, well at least im not this guy.

i learned the idea that spending money for pixels arent that great

Hika
love how it was scorching hot yesterday and now it's like -383733939392828°F
Aurani
Oh how I love landing in WT.....
*going at 580kmh with my fighter*
"Better drop that landing gear, as I'm approaching the runway!"
*drop landing gear*
*landing gear falls off along with half of my hull and the pilot gets compressed into a can of tuna from all the G forces affecting him*
"Textbook landing!"
Trash Boat

IppE wrote:

His posts are black to me regardless.

There are no coloured posts.
IppE confirmed for daltonic/colorblind
DeletedUser_4041880
Yuudachi-kun

Trash Boat wrote:

IppE wrote:

His posts are black to me regardless.

There are no coloured posts.
IppE confirmed for daltonic/colorblind
Black is a colour.
piruchan
I've been reading about the "old internet" and it seems like a fun place to be (community/interaction wise).

My first internet was quite recent (6 years ago), but I already miss several things. Mainly the lack of ads and hidden software bundled with downloads. And the fact that Facebook was not everywhere like it is now. Social networks were already there, my classmates used some. I remembered being persuaded to make a friendster account on a weekly basis, but it was not as necessary as it is now.

I'm also kind of sad because I was not around when online names were a lot more common and acceptable (at least in this country). I really want to chat with my real life friends and acquaintances using names like piruchan, coconutmilk1234 or something like that without them going "dude, wtf?". I can comfortably do it with around 6 people or so, but most would go batshit insane when I'm not using my real name.
Yuudachi-kun
I can't remember the internet largely before 2005/2006 even though I have SOME memories of it in 1999/2000.
-sev
Good ol' dial up days.

Jk the only thing I miss is the sound, not the connection.
piruchan
I've read that waiting 5+ minutes for a picture of naked girls to load was pretty exciting. ;)
Yuudachi-kun
Hentai was a lot more precious back then.
piruchan
-sev
"Get off the internet, I need to use the phone".

piruchan wrote:

I've read that waiting 5+ minutes for a picture of naked girls to load was pretty exciting. ;)
The modem sound would always give away your midnight wanks.
Aurani
Oh Dial-up... how I miss you.
No, I actually don't, I remember a good lad I knew having the normal connection, while I had to use Dial-up due to the sheer expensiveness of the (at the time) new, faster connection. I go to Google, type in something I want and then go and read a book or go out and play while it's loading. Yes, the pages took SO.GODDAMN.MUCH to load you had to focus on a completely different task until it finishes.

Porn? Pff, the true greatness lies in buying DVDs and then exchanging the ones you haven't seen with your friends. I still remember seeing some movie where the guy robs the place and the girl is like "ye, I could tell the police about it, or you fuck me here and now". What kind of bullshit script is that? If that was the case, I would be robbing houses every day. :V
Blue Stig

Hika wrote:

love how it was scorching hot yesterday and now it's like -383733939392828°F
ramblingbox
It was actually a perfect day on St Patrick's day.
I was off from work and class was in the morning.
It was 70° outside(after weeks of 40° to 10°), it was just cloudy enough to let some sunshine in but have plenty of shade, and it was pleasantly breezy.
Ended up going outside for once and got a bunch of Magic stuff.
Spent the whole day going through it all and playing games with friends.
I was aiming for Temur but I got Dromoka and Daghatar so yeah Abzan.
It was a very rare day that was seized, throttled, and wrapped up with a bow.

Now this Friday is supposed to be 40° with snow/rain mix.
I'm not sure how that is supposed to work.

Being busy all the time is depressing.
Zelda

Kheldragar wrote:

Black is a colour.
Wrong, black is not a colour.
Aurani
"In the visible spectrum, white reflects light and is a presence of all colors, but black absorbs light and is an absence of color."
>.>
silmarilen
color is just how our eyes percieve certain wavelengths of electromagnetic radiation. black means there are no waves within the visible spectrum reaching our eyes.
Yuudachi-kun
Zero is a number.
silmarilen
no it's a word
Yuudachi-kun

silmarilen wrote:

no it's a word
It can be both!
Granger
0 is a number though
Aurani

Kheldragar wrote:

Zero is a number.
It's a Japanese airplane, patented in 1937 and first produced in 1940.
olivia272

Aurani wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

Zero is a number.
It's a Japanese airplane, patented in 1937 and first produced in 1940.
Saburo Sakai's book "Samurai!" sheds light into the subject too. (:
Trash Boat
Zero is also this guy

Aurani

olivia272 wrote:

Saburo Sakai's book "Samurai!" sheds light into the subject too. (:
Someone here likes books a lot. :p
Trash Boat

Zelda wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

Black is a colour.
Wrong, black is not a colour.
If black is not a colour, why we can see it? :/
silmarilen
because
1: it isnt perfectly black
2: you can see other things around it, so it's not really like seeing the black thing, it's more like seeing that it isnt not black.
Friendan
aka black is a color
silmarilen
if that makes you sleep better at night, sure, just tell yourself that it is.
olivia272

Trash Boat wrote:

If black is not a colour, why we can see it? :/
Another way of asking the question would be: what is in a tube of black paint?
In this case, black is a molecular agent.
Aurani
Boat, sometimes you make me want to invade Argentina and find you, and rape you without protection.

Also, today was such a lucky day... didn't do anything productive, got annoyed at a few people's decisions, had a terrible fight with a friend, and as a cherry on top, an ex had to enter the building I live in right at the same time as me, so she now knows where I fucking live.
At least I have my '80s music to cheer me up.
IppE

Aurani wrote:

and rape you without protection
So you want aids?
Aurani
Who knows, maybe I'm the one with aids and I'm spreading it around, and he's just going to be one of those poor victims.
olivia272
Kids, remember to wear a condom.
-sev
I think I gave somebody a panic attack over facebook.
Aurani

olivia272 wrote:

Kids, remember to wear a condom.
Depends, really. Sex is far more enjoyable without one, though, and as long as you're not sleeping with random people every other night, you should be pretty safe health-wise.
olivia272

Aurani wrote:

olivia272 wrote:

Kids, remember to wear a condom.
Depends, really. Sex is far more enjoyable without one, though, and as long as you're not sleeping with random people every other night, you should be pretty safe health-wise.
There is also the possibility to impregnate the other party. Of course women, too, have their own contraception, but I would not, for one momentary and fleeting session of pleasure, risk getting pregnant with something that you are bound with for the rest of your life.
Aurani
Wouldn't that imply that you have absolutely no trust in your partner? In my personal experience, women tend to disregard the risk out of pure love for their partner and the desire to please them as much as they can.
Yes, having no protection means that you're going to end up with a slight possibility of making a devastatingly huge mistake, but isn't that what love is all about? If it was rational, it wouldn't be love.

Sex out of just having sex, on the other hand, is debatable.
olivia272
My argument was hollow and lacking.

Thank you for your perspective again. (:
IppE

Aurani wrote:

but isn't that what love is all about? If it was rational, it wouldn't be love.
Aurani
Nippon wisdom wins once more. Praise Allah.
IppE
AutoMedic
I fucking lost it

Also, sex is the best and the worst thing ever
Trash Boat
You should REALLY watch your mouth, Aurani. We are 2nd in the world when it's about hooligans
Yuudachi-kun
I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
Friendan

Kheldragar wrote:

I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
I have dry, cracking, bleeding lips due to Accutane. Can I be your BF
Yuudachi-kun
No because you're in 9th grade like.
Friendan

Kheldragar wrote:

No because you're in 9th grade like.
dude
Yuudachi-kun
Where's my mount?
Bweh
Yuudachi-kun
I propose mods of OT be titled IKs. This can stand for either Idiot King or Internet Knight
Vuelo Eluko
birds shouldnt be kept as pets
Vuelo Eluko

Kheldragar wrote:

I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
im going to cast a spell on him and force him to make out with me until we cant feel our tongues
that'd be rude almost lewd
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

b1rds shouldnt be kept as pets
NoHitter
So what passes for a good OT thread these days.
Bweh
I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.
Trash Boat

Kheldragar wrote:

Riince wrote:

b1rds shouldnt be kept as pets
I see what you did there, you sly dog.

Brian OA wrote:

I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.
What happened to the Zoe quinn thread?
Bweh
I don't remember
NoHitter

Brian OA wrote:

I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.
Whatever happened to your CYOAs :(
Bweh
School
Trash Boat
I almost forgot those threads.
Bweh
School is pretty forgettable, yeah.
Yuudachi-kun
Brain draws well.
Bweh
Grass is usually green.
Yuudachi-kun
My grass is brown.
Aurani

Kheldragar wrote:

I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
I take great pride in my lips, actually, and yes, they're all soft 'n' shit. :V
AutoMedic
Brians has a nice set of tits
Vuelo Eluko
im going to get up, grab a whole head of lettuce, slice that shit up, fling a fuckload of cut up provolone, ham, and salami in there, drown it in olive oil & red wine vinegar and shovel into my stomach
Yuudachi-kun
I am going to make poppy corn.
thelewa
how do you make corn and who is poppy
Vuelo Eluko
my goal of getting more pp and posts than lewa is almost halfway complete
Zelda

Brian OA wrote:

Yesterday I went to bed at 2200. Seems reasonableish.
Zelda
Also, it turns out that I'm allergic to cats. I see no reason to get rid of my cat because of this.

Hika
I'm allergic to bitches

I started sneezing and choking after I posted this coincidentally.
looks like im a bitch
piruchan

Riince wrote:

my goal of getting more pp and posts than lewa is almost halfway complete
You're going to stuck between 50% and 100% for a long time.
Blue Stig

NoHitter wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.
Whatever happened to your CYOAs :(
I miss the vocaroos.
Aurani
The vocaroo thread next a revive.
Ceph23
I find it laughable that some of my classmates expects the entire class to take a side in a current childish bickering between two groups. Most of the class has actually taken a side while I just sit there thinking how incredibly stupid the whole thing has become. Fuckin' idiots.

I also recall bitching about this same situation in this same thread before.
B1rd
It's human nature to always have to antagonise something, and to pick sides and ignore any faults of your own. An example is modern feminism and social justice warriors with their claims of oppression and patriarchy, bitching about non-issues like video games, names of bands, T shirts etc. I wish it were more primitive times so we could just beat them over the head with a stick and be done with it.
Trash Boat
Oh, farming, you are a heartless bitch.



Oh and good morning btw
Aurani

B1rd wrote:

It's human nature to always have to antagonise something, and to pick sides and ignore any faults of your own. An example is modern feminism and social justice warriors with their claims of oppression and patriarchy, bitching about non-issues like video games, names of bands, T shirts etc. I wish it were more primitive times so we could just beat them over the head with a stick and be done with it.
Did you just seriously make a correlation between feminism the nature of all human beings?
They're bloody morons, they aren't even fucking human.
piruchan

Ceph23 wrote:

stupid classmates
Be a cool kid and ignore them.

Or if you're bored you can antagonize both and make your own side.
Ceph23
It's pretty hard not to ignore them though.
I mean it IS the entire class.

Also I am not in a level that can be considered "cool" yet.
Vuelo Eluko
sometimes i don a fedora and a trench coat and sit alone in a bar feeling badass
Granger
Am i retarded or something?

let x = 5;
while(x<10){x++;}
ascent(i in 6..23){
x = i/2;
}
if(x==(23/2)){x = 25;}else{x = 23;}
What is the value of x after the code has been executed?

That'd be 25. Because
let x = 5; 
while(x<10){x++;} //x=10
ascent(i in 6..23){
x = i/2;
} //repeats untill x=23/2
if(x==(23/2)){x = 25;}else{x = 23;} //since x==(23/2) is true it sets x to 25

But the quiz tells me my answer is wrong and i should review the lesson on if else statements...
B1rd
nerd...
Granger
I guess coding is nerdy now.
Zelda
You know what else is nerdy ?
Playing rhythm games. Y'all nerds, give me your lunch money.
Trash Boat
Says the guy with 0 posts
piruchan

Granger wrote:

Am i retarded or something?

let x = 5;
while(x<10){x++;}
ascent(i in 6..23){
x = i/2;
}
if(x==(23/2)){x = 25;}else{x = 23;}
What is the value of x after the code has been executed?
I tried looking for the meaning of "ascent" but found nothing.
I'm probably wrong
Assuming that
ascent(i in 6..23)
means the value of i goes up from 6, 7, 8, ... 23 for each loop, then the final value of i would be 10 because x goes from 5 to 9.

First loop: x=5, i=6
Second loop: x=6, i=7
Third loop: x=7, i=8
Fourth loop: x=8, i=9
Fifth loop: x=9, i=10
The loop then stops because the condition is x<10.

If this is true than x won't reach 23/2, so the value of x after the code is executed would be 23.
Aurani
On a more relevant topic:
Congrats Boatman, you finally changed that avatar! I quite disliked it, but you kept it for so long. =(
B1rd

Riince wrote:

sometimes i don a fedora and a trench coat and sit alone in a bar feeling badass
euphoric.
Yuudachi-kun
Fedorable.
Trash Boat

Kheldragar wrote:

Fedorable.
Kheldragar nominated for Most Cringeworthy Post 2015

Aurani wrote:

On a more relevant topic:
Congrats Boatman, you finally changed that avatar! I quite disliked it, but you kept it for so long. =(
You know, mate, I still miss that smoking Touhou avatar. Plenty of people here will agree with me that you should have kept it.
Aurani
I'll make sure to get back to it, or at least find something along those lines once Hika ditches me for another guy. :V
Yuudachi-kun

Trash Boat wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

Fedorable.
Kheldragar nominated for Most Cringeworthy Post 2015

Aurani wrote:

On a more relevant topic:
Congrats Boatman, you finally changed that avatar! I quite disliked it, but you kept it for so long. =(
You know, mate, I still miss that smoking Touhou avatar. Plenty of people here will agree with me that you should have kept it.
FEDORABLE.

DeletedUser_4041880
"From the creators of [insert name here] comes a tale of one psychotic bitch's quest for sexual gratification. She will stop at nothing to achieve her goal, even if it means raping her victims to death!"

Dude what
silmarilen

Frostei wrote:

"From the creators of [insert name here] comes a tale of one psychotic bitch's quest for sexual gratification. She will stop at nothing to achieve her goal, even if it means raping her victims to death!"

Dude what
i was hoping for something nice, but i was disappointed:(
Yuudachi-kun
I want that game.
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