Oh Dial-up... how I miss you.
No, I actually don't, I remember a good lad I knew having the normal connection, while I had to use Dial-up due to the sheer expensiveness of the (at the time) new, faster connection. I go to Google, type in something I want and then go and read a book or go out and play while it's loading. Yes, the pages took SO.GODDAMN.MUCH to load you had to focus on a completely different task until it finishes.
Porn? Pff, the true greatness lies in buying DVDs and then exchanging the ones you haven't seen with your friends. I still remember seeing some movie where the guy robs the place and the girl is like "ye, I could tell the police about it, or you fuck me here and now". What kind of bullshit script is that? If that was the case, I would be robbing houses every day. :V