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ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting

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Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Yup, you have a point there. You can play it however you like, but I guess I'm just jealous of all the people who are having fun with it, while I'm here sitting and fiddling my dick because I find the AI crucial to any single-player game, while everything else is just a bonus.

B1rd wrote:

I hate summer, the sun, and hot weather.
What are you doing in Australia, then? :V
-sev
875 posts
Joined February 2014
-sev
End of spring/ start of summer is the best time of the year.

B1rd wrote:

You mean the game that I gifted some people and they haven't even installed yet? >: (jokes though I don't really mind :p)
Their loss.

Kheldragar wrote:

Uhh Tremere wtf are you talking about
Nah son.
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silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen

B1rd wrote:

You mean the game that I gifted some people and they haven't even installed yet? >: (jokes though I don't really mind :p)
*hides*
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
I keep trying to beat all of b1rd's scores on maps I play and recently this has led to me 1 missing a lot of 180pp plays and getting 150 instead. Thanks bird :>
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd

Kaienyuu wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

Uhh Tremere wtf are you talking about
Nah son.
Gangrel. Fortitude+Protean = fun times (oh you were shooting at me with an assault rifle? sorry I didn't notice)

Aurani wrote:

What are you doing in Australia, then? :V
I was born here =(

Yeah I don't really fit in with the loud abrasive drinking culture here very well, to say the least. I'd like to try Finland or Japan.

Anyway, early this morning I went on a nostalgic walk around where I used to live, to find they'd build a gargantuan 15 metre tall wire climbing frame (with a small cabin at the top with a long slide going all the way to the ground) at a park near my old residence. Is it weird for a 17 year old to want to play on playground equipment? If it is too bad becasue I did :p
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
a year ago i took a walk through the neighbourhood of my old school with an old schoolmate and we came across a playground we used to spend a lot of time at when we were skipping classes so we had a couple of swings on the swing. i was 22 then.
Zelda
5 posts
Joined June 2012
Zelda
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
Fun Fact: I suck at FPS(just because everything is at minimal)

thelewa
3,537 posts
Joined August 2010
thelewa
si
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
Holy shit, you're back! Where have you been?
thelewa
3,537 posts
Joined August 2010
thelewa
cocaine's a hell of a drug
IppE
IppE


Yo dawg, we heard you like buggy things, so we put a buggy driving minigame into our buggy fps game.
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd

thelewa wrote:

cocaine's a hell of a drug
Please never leave.
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun

B1rd wrote:

thelewa wrote:

cocaine's a hell of a drug
Please leave.
IppE
IppE
Resolting to quote editing eh.

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DeletedUser_4041880
ㅋㅋㅋ
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun

IppE wrote:

Resolting to quote editing eh.

Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat

IppE wrote:

Resolting to quote editing eh.
You should have pointed that he didn't post in font color.
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun

Trash Boat wrote:

IppE wrote:

Resolting to quote editing eh.
You should have pointed that he didn't post in font color.
B1rd didn't use a colour. :V
Zelda
5 posts
Joined June 2012
Zelda
Just like you shouldn't either.
IppE
IppE

Trash Boat wrote:

You should have pointed that he didn't post in font color.
His posts are black to me regardless.

There are no coloured posts.
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Souls are black, razors are black, blood is black, life is black - everything is black.
-sev
875 posts
Joined February 2014
-sev
Are we black too?
AutoMedic
1,166 posts
Joined April 2014
AutoMedic
My dick is black

Any more racist and sexist jokes?
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Nay, y'all faggot rosy 'n' shit.

AutoMedic wrote:

Any more racist and sexist jokes?
AutoMedic
1,166 posts
Joined April 2014
AutoMedic
What does a rape victim say

Wah-wah-wah

ok i feel bad about that one. someone smite me now
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Speaking of rape, I just ended up with over 4k xp (or whatever the bulbshit is) in WT... music + Spitfires + good mood = ze Reich shall not prevail.
Vuelo Eluko
5,484 posts
Joined October 2013
Vuelo Eluko
b1rd made me sweat and shake so much i couldnt even type properly earlier
dont think about what he did too hard though
piruchan
753 posts
Joined October 2013
piruchan
I miss high school.
dNextGen
4,688 posts
Joined May 2010
dNextGen
maaan i recently got scammed in cs:go

items worth $50 are gone now :'( feels so bad, well at least im not this guy.

i learned the idea that spending money for pixels arent that great

Hika
1,553 posts
Joined February 2010
Hika
love how it was scorching hot yesterday and now it's like -383733939392828°F
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Oh how I love landing in WT.....
*going at 580kmh with my fighter*
"Better drop that landing gear, as I'm approaching the runway!"
*drop landing gear*
*landing gear falls off along with half of my hull and the pilot gets compressed into a can of tuna from all the G forces affecting him*
"Textbook landing!"
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat

IppE wrote:

His posts are black to me regardless.

There are no coloured posts.
IppE confirmed for daltonic/colorblind
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Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun

Trash Boat wrote:

IppE wrote:

His posts are black to me regardless.

There are no coloured posts.
IppE confirmed for daltonic/colorblind
Black is a colour.
piruchan
753 posts
Joined October 2013
piruchan
I've been reading about the "old internet" and it seems like a fun place to be (community/interaction wise).

My first internet was quite recent (6 years ago), but I already miss several things. Mainly the lack of ads and hidden software bundled with downloads. And the fact that Facebook was not everywhere like it is now. Social networks were already there, my classmates used some. I remembered being persuaded to make a friendster account on a weekly basis, but it was not as necessary as it is now.

I'm also kind of sad because I was not around when online names were a lot more common and acceptable (at least in this country). I really want to chat with my real life friends and acquaintances using names like piruchan, coconutmilk1234 or something like that without them going "dude, wtf?". I can comfortably do it with around 6 people or so, but most would go batshit insane when I'm not using my real name.
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Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
I can't remember the internet largely before 2005/2006 even though I have SOME memories of it in 1999/2000.
-sev
875 posts
Joined February 2014
-sev
Good ol' dial up days.

Jk the only thing I miss is the sound, not the connection.
piruchan
753 posts
Joined October 2013
piruchan
I've read that waiting 5+ minutes for a picture of naked girls to load was pretty exciting. ;)
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Hentai was a lot more precious back then.
piruchan
753 posts
Joined October 2013
piruchan
Waiting for this must be very exciting
-sev
875 posts
Joined February 2014
-sev
"Get off the internet, I need to use the phone".

piruchan wrote:

I've read that waiting 5+ minutes for a picture of naked girls to load was pretty exciting. ;)
The modem sound would always give away your midnight wanks.
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Oh Dial-up... how I miss you.
No, I actually don't, I remember a good lad I knew having the normal connection, while I had to use Dial-up due to the sheer expensiveness of the (at the time) new, faster connection. I go to Google, type in something I want and then go and read a book or go out and play while it's loading. Yes, the pages took SO.GODDAMN.MUCH to load you had to focus on a completely different task until it finishes.

Porn? Pff, the true greatness lies in buying DVDs and then exchanging the ones you haven't seen with your friends. I still remember seeing some movie where the guy robs the place and the girl is like "ye, I could tell the police about it, or you fuck me here and now". What kind of bullshit script is that? If that was the case, I would be robbing houses every day. :V
Blue Stig
378 posts
Joined November 2011
Blue Stig

Hika wrote:

love how it was scorching hot yesterday and now it's like -383733939392828°F
ramblingbox
It was actually a perfect day on St Patrick's day.
I was off from work and class was in the morning.
It was 70° outside(after weeks of 40° to 10°), it was just cloudy enough to let some sunshine in but have plenty of shade, and it was pleasantly breezy.
Ended up going outside for once and got a bunch of Magic stuff.
Spent the whole day going through it all and playing games with friends.
I was aiming for Temur but I got Dromoka and Daghatar so yeah Abzan.
It was a very rare day that was seized, throttled, and wrapped up with a bow.

Now this Friday is supposed to be 40° with snow/rain mix.
I'm not sure how that is supposed to work.

Being busy all the time is depressing.
Zelda
5 posts
Joined June 2012
Zelda

Kheldragar wrote:

Black is a colour.
Wrong, black is not a colour.
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
"In the visible spectrum, white reflects light and is a presence of all colors, but black absorbs light and is an absence of color."
>.>
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
color is just how our eyes percieve certain wavelengths of electromagnetic radiation. black means there are no waves within the visible spectrum reaching our eyes.
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Zero is a number.
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
no it's a word
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun

silmarilen wrote:

no it's a word
It can be both!
Granger
835 posts
Joined April 2014
Granger
0 is a number though
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani

Kheldragar wrote:

Zero is a number.
It's a Japanese airplane, patented in 1937 and first produced in 1940.
olivia272
169 posts
Joined March 2015
olivia272

Aurani wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

Zero is a number.
It's a Japanese airplane, patented in 1937 and first produced in 1940.
Saburo Sakai's book "Samurai!" sheds light into the subject too. (:
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
Zero is also this guy

Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani

olivia272 wrote:

Saburo Sakai's book "Samurai!" sheds light into the subject too. (:
Someone here likes books a lot. :p
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat

Zelda wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

Black is a colour.
Wrong, black is not a colour.
If black is not a colour, why we can see it? :/
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
because
1: it isnt perfectly black
2: you can see other things around it, so it's not really like seeing the black thing, it's more like seeing that it isnt not black.
Friendan
229 posts
Joined April 2014
Friendan
aka black is a color
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
if that makes you sleep better at night, sure, just tell yourself that it is.
olivia272
169 posts
Joined March 2015
olivia272

Trash Boat wrote:

If black is not a colour, why we can see it? :/
Another way of asking the question would be: what is in a tube of black paint?
In this case, black is a molecular agent.
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Boat, sometimes you make me want to invade Argentina and find you, and rape you without protection.

Also, today was such a lucky day... didn't do anything productive, got annoyed at a few people's decisions, had a terrible fight with a friend, and as a cherry on top, an ex had to enter the building I live in right at the same time as me, so she now knows where I fucking live.
At least I have my '80s music to cheer me up.
IppE
IppE

Aurani wrote:

and rape you without protection
So you want aids?
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Who knows, maybe I'm the one with aids and I'm spreading it around, and he's just going to be one of those poor victims.
olivia272
169 posts
Joined March 2015
olivia272
Kids, remember to wear a condom.
-sev
875 posts
Joined February 2014
-sev
I think I gave somebody a panic attack over facebook.
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani

olivia272 wrote:

Kids, remember to wear a condom.
Depends, really. Sex is far more enjoyable without one, though, and as long as you're not sleeping with random people every other night, you should be pretty safe health-wise.
olivia272
169 posts
Joined March 2015
olivia272

Aurani wrote:

olivia272 wrote:

Kids, remember to wear a condom.
Depends, really. Sex is far more enjoyable without one, though, and as long as you're not sleeping with random people every other night, you should be pretty safe health-wise.
There is also the possibility to impregnate the other party. Of course women, too, have their own contraception, but I would not, for one momentary and fleeting session of pleasure, risk getting pregnant with something that you are bound with for the rest of your life.
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Wouldn't that imply that you have absolutely no trust in your partner? In my personal experience, women tend to disregard the risk out of pure love for their partner and the desire to please them as much as they can.
Yes, having no protection means that you're going to end up with a slight possibility of making a devastatingly huge mistake, but isn't that what love is all about? If it was rational, it wouldn't be love.

Sex out of just having sex, on the other hand, is debatable.
olivia272
169 posts
Joined March 2015
olivia272
My argument was hollow and lacking.

Thank you for your perspective again. (:
IppE
IppE

Aurani wrote:

but isn't that what love is all about? If it was rational, it wouldn't be love.
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
Nippon wisdom wins once more. Praise Allah.
IppE
IppE
AutoMedic
1,166 posts
Joined April 2014
AutoMedic
I fucking lost it

Also, sex is the best and the worst thing ever
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
You should REALLY watch your mouth, Aurani. We are 2nd in the world when it's about hooligans
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
Friendan
229 posts
Joined April 2014
Friendan

Kheldragar wrote:

I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
I have dry, cracking, bleeding lips due to Accutane. Can I be your BF
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
No because you're in 9th grade like.
Friendan
229 posts
Joined April 2014
Friendan

Kheldragar wrote:

No because you're in 9th grade like.
dude
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Where's my mount?
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
I propose mods of OT be titled IKs. This can stand for either Idiot King or Internet Knight
Vuelo Eluko
5,484 posts
Joined October 2013
Vuelo Eluko
birds shouldnt be kept as pets
Vuelo Eluko
5,484 posts
Joined October 2013
Vuelo Eluko

Kheldragar wrote:

I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
im going to cast a spell on him and force him to make out with me until we cant feel our tongues
that'd be rude almost lewd
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

b1rds shouldnt be kept as pets
NoHitter
osu! Alumni
3,785 posts
Joined June 2009
NoHitter
So what passes for a good OT thread these days.
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat

Kheldragar wrote:

Riince wrote:

b1rds shouldnt be kept as pets
I see what you did there, you sly dog.

Brian OA wrote:

I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.
What happened to the Zoe quinn thread?
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
I don't remember
NoHitter
osu! Alumni
3,785 posts
Joined June 2009
NoHitter

Brian OA wrote:

I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.
Whatever happened to your CYOAs :(
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
School
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
I almost forgot those threads.
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
School is pretty forgettable, yeah.
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Brain draws well.
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
Grass is usually green.
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
My grass is brown.
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani

Kheldragar wrote:

I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
I take great pride in my lips, actually, and yes, they're all soft 'n' shit. :V
AutoMedic
1,166 posts
Joined April 2014
AutoMedic
Brians has a nice set of tits
Vuelo Eluko
5,484 posts
Joined October 2013
Vuelo Eluko
im going to get up, grab a whole head of lettuce, slice that shit up, fling a fuckload of cut up provolone, ham, and salami in there, drown it in olive oil & red wine vinegar and shovel into my stomach
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
I am going to make poppy corn.
thelewa
3,537 posts
Joined August 2010
thelewa
how do you make corn and who is poppy
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