So a guy with a sniper rifle is apparently targeting random houses at night in the part of the city across the river from where I live. Nah, totally not a problem letting a random fucking sniper running amok.
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Malkavian or gtfoKheldragar wrote:
Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines was a good rpg.
Uhh Tremere wtf are you talking aboutKaienyuu wrote:
Malkavian or gtfoKheldragar wrote:
Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines was a good rpg.
fair enough.silmarilen wrote:
i just dont like the kind of game that skyrim is
Skyrim is a proper role playing game, it's an open world where you are free to do whatever you want and roleplay however you want. The AI is stupid and you can easily make overpowered characters, this is so casual players can have fun with their god characters. But if you take care not to exploit the game or AI, the combat is very fun and challenging. Try being low level wood elf with just a sword and bow and trying to clear a bandit dungeon on Legendary difficult. The bandit leader can kill you in one to two hits and it takes you 100+ hits to kill him with a steel sword. Takes a bit of footwork.Aurani wrote:
I really pity those who actually took Skyrim as some kind of serious RPG, because like Glad said - it lacks everything that defines a good RPG, so the only thing you should do in it is play for shits and giggles. I'd also just add something which no one really seemed to have noticed in it - the fucking stupid as shit AI. The combat boils down to you either overpowering them so much that they can't do jack shit against you, or you exploiting their stupidity to beat them, I mean just look at the dragons and tell me they're "challenging". They're meant to pose a serious threat to you, so you can feel the story better, but all it boils down to is "lemme fly in a circle for 5 mins, and then come down so the MC can hit me better, since he obviously can't aim for shit and requires special help".
You mean the game that I gifted some people and they haven't even installed yet? >: (jokes though I don't really mind :p)Kaienyuu wrote:
Malkavian or gtfoKheldragar wrote:
Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines was a good rpg.
Vampire the Masquerade Redemption was good too.
Just dropping by.
Hopefully the Serbian isn't causing much trouble.
Hopefully the Serbian isn't causing much trouble.
You can always hope.
I never said Skyrim wasn't an RPG - it just wasn't a very good one.B1rd wrote:
Skyrim is a proper role playing game, it's an open world where you are free to do whatever you want and roleplay however you want. The AI is stupid and you can easily make overpowered characters, this is so casual players can have fun with their god characters. But if you take care not to exploit the game or AI, the combat is very fun and challenging. Try being low level wood elf with just a sword and bow and trying to clear a bandit dungeon on Legendary difficult. The bandit leader can kill you in one to two hits and it takes you 100+ hits to kill him with a steel sword. Takes a bit of footwork.
Also, our opinions on this may differ (it's purely subjective), but as someone who usually likes playing strategy games, I think that the AI should actually get "smarter" (the developers should work a bit more on it, as there is no excuse not to, especially when they're getting showered with money) as you up the difficulty, and not just get retarded bonuses to compensate for its stupidity. Now, it's mildly retarded if the AI can two-shot you, while you have to hit it 250 times with the same bloody bow and same arrows or with the same sword, just because it isn't "intelligent" enough to think of an optimal solution of how to counter you.
That would, of course, raise yet another problem - the combat itself is as flat as a 5 year-old girl's chest. Sure, you can't expect THAT much out of it, but why not? Why not just make it so that you have to think before you engage, just like in chess? It doesn't matter which direction you engage from, or what you hit, or even where you hit or with what you hit... it's just x amount of damage to that guy. Sneaking was supposed to add a layer of combat to actually make it feel more vibrant, but nope, it's also broken as shit. "Oh, someone just hit me in the fucking head with an arrow.... must be my imagination."
Shut up and talk about how much you like the summer, jfc
Fuck summer, I want chocolate, or kisses, or both, or neither and just fuck the summer.
I'm not really complaining about that AI in Skyrim (ok, I guess you have a point about this), but it's a traditional straightforward RPG and not a strategy game where you should have to think heavily and plan your engagements. But If you want to play with that element you can play a stealth character where you have to observe your enemies and isolate them to kill them one by one. Or you can play a tank/dps where you can just mash attack and kill everything. Or you can play like me and play a light sword/bow class where you weaken enemies with the bow then finish them off with skilful swordplay. I've played a fair few melee combat games and I think Skyrim's is quite good and satisfying, it has a solid system of blocks, counters, dodges and shield bashes, and every enemy has a different attack patterns that you have to learn to read and counter. The beauty of Skyrim is that you can play it completely however you like.
I hate summer, the sun, and hot weather.Hika wrote:
Shut up and talk about how much you like the summer, jfc
Can't get them from me anymore.Aurani wrote:
Fuck summer, I want chocolate, or kisses, or both, or neither and just fuck the summer.
So fuck you and suck it up.
Oh shit, the drama is real.
Yup, you have a point there. You can play it however you like, but I guess I'm just jealous of all the people who are having fun with it, while I'm here sitting and fiddling my dick because I find the AI crucial to any single-player game, while everything else is just a bonus.
What are you doing in Australia, then? :VB1rd wrote:
I hate summer, the sun, and hot weather.
End of spring/ start of summer is the best time of the year.
Their loss.B1rd wrote:
You mean the game that I gifted some people and they haven't even installed yet? >: (jokes though I don't really mind :p)
Nah son.Kheldragar wrote:
Uhh Tremere wtf are you talking about
*hides*B1rd wrote:
You mean the game that I gifted some people and they haven't even installed yet? >: (jokes though I don't really mind :p)
I keep trying to beat all of b1rd's scores on maps I play and recently this has led to me 1 missing a lot of 180pp plays and getting 150 instead. Thanks bird :>
Gangrel. Fortitude+Protean = fun times (oh you were shooting at me with an assault rifle? sorry I didn't notice)Kaienyuu wrote:
Nah son.Kheldragar wrote:
Uhh Tremere wtf are you talking about
I was born here =(Aurani wrote:
What are you doing in Australia, then? :V
Yeah I don't really fit in with the loud abrasive drinking culture here very well, to say the least. I'd like to try Finland or Japan.
Anyway, early this morning I went on a nostalgic walk around where I used to live, to find they'd build a gargantuan 15 metre tall wire climbing frame (with a small cabin at the top with a long slide going all the way to the ground) at a park near my old residence. Is it weird for a 17 year old to want to play on playground equipment? If it is too bad becasue I did :p
a year ago i took a walk through the neighbourhood of my old school with an old schoolmate and we came across a playground we used to spend a lot of time at when we were skipping classes so we had a couple of swings on the swing. i was 22 then.
Fun Fact: I suck at FPS(just because everything is at minimal)
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Holy shit, you're back! Where have you been?
cocaine's a hell of a drug
IppE
Please never leave.thelewa wrote:
cocaine's a hell of a drug
B1rd wrote:
Please leave.thelewa wrote:
cocaine's a hell of a drug
IppE wrote:
Resolting to quote editing eh.
You should have pointed that he didn't post in font color.IppE wrote:
Resolting to quote editing eh.
B1rd didn't use a colour. :VTrash Boat wrote:
You should have pointed that he didn't post in font color.IppE wrote:
Resolting to quote editing eh.
IppE
Souls are black, razors are black, blood is black, life is black - everything is black.
My dick is black
Any more racist and sexist jokes?
Any more racist and sexist jokes?
Nay, y'all faggot rosy 'n' shit.
AutoMedic wrote:
Any more racist and sexist jokes?
What does a rape victim say
Wah-wah-wah
ok i feel bad about that one. someone smite me now
Wah-wah-wah
ok i feel bad about that one. someone smite me now
Speaking of rape, I just ended up with over 4k xp (or whatever the bulbshit is) in WT... music + Spitfires + good mood = ze Reich shall not prevail.
b1rd made me sweat and shake so much i couldnt even type properly earlier
dont think about what he did too hard though
dont think about what he did too hard though
maaan i recently got scammed in cs:go
items worth $50 are gone now :'( feels so bad, well at least im not this guy.
i learned the idea that spending money for pixels arent that great
items worth $50 are gone now :'( feels so bad, well at least im not this guy.
i learned the idea that spending money for pixels arent that great
love how it was scorching hot yesterday and now it's like -383733939392828°F
Oh how I love landing in WT.....
*going at 580kmh with my fighter*
"Better drop that landing gear, as I'm approaching the runway!"
*drop landing gear*
*landing gear falls off along with half of my hull and the pilot gets compressed into a can of tuna from all the G forces affecting him*
"Textbook landing!"
*going at 580kmh with my fighter*
"Better drop that landing gear, as I'm approaching the runway!"
*drop landing gear*
*landing gear falls off along with half of my hull and the pilot gets compressed into a can of tuna from all the G forces affecting him*
"Textbook landing!"
IppE confirmed for daltonic/colorblindIppE wrote:
His posts are black to me regardless.
There are no coloured posts.
Black is a colour.Trash Boat wrote:
IppE confirmed for daltonic/colorblindIppE wrote:
His posts are black to me regardless.
There are no coloured posts.
I've been reading about the "old internet" and it seems like a fun place to be (community/interaction wise).
My first internet was quite recent (6 years ago), but I already miss several things. Mainly the lack of ads and hidden software bundled with downloads. And the fact that Facebook was not everywhere like it is now. Social networks were already there, my classmates used some. I remembered being persuaded to make a friendster account on a weekly basis, but it was not as necessary as it is now.
I'm also kind of sad because I was not around when online names were a lot more common and acceptable (at least in this country). I really want to chat with my real life friends and acquaintances using names like piruchan, coconutmilk1234 or something like that without them going "dude, wtf?". I can comfortably do it with around 6 people or so, but most would go batshit insane when I'm not using my real name.
My first internet was quite recent (6 years ago), but I already miss several things. Mainly the lack of ads and hidden software bundled with downloads. And the fact that Facebook was not everywhere like it is now. Social networks were already there, my classmates used some. I remembered being persuaded to make a friendster account on a weekly basis, but it was not as necessary as it is now.
I'm also kind of sad because I was not around when online names were a lot more common and acceptable (at least in this country). I really want to chat with my real life friends and acquaintances using names like piruchan, coconutmilk1234 or something like that without them going "dude, wtf?". I can comfortably do it with around 6 people or so, but most would go batshit insane when I'm not using my real name.
I can't remember the internet largely before 2005/2006 even though I have SOME memories of it in 1999/2000.
Good ol' dial up days.
Jk the only thing I miss is the sound, not the connection.
Jk the only thing I miss is the sound, not the connection.
I've read that waiting 5+ minutes for a picture of naked girls to load was pretty exciting. 
Hentai was a lot more precious back then.
"Get off the internet, I need to use the phone".
The modem sound would always give away your midnight wanks.piruchan wrote:
I've read that waiting 5+ minutes for a picture of naked girls to load was pretty exciting.
Oh Dial-up... how I miss you.
No, I actually don't, I remember a good lad I knew having the normal connection, while I had to use Dial-up due to the sheer expensiveness of the (at the time) new, faster connection. I go to Google, type in something I want and then go and read a book or go out and play while it's loading. Yes, the pages took SO.GODDAMN.MUCH to load you had to focus on a completely different task until it finishes.
Porn? Pff, the true greatness lies in buying DVDs and then exchanging the ones you haven't seen with your friends. I still remember seeing some movie where the guy robs the place and the girl is like "ye, I could tell the police about it, or you fuck me here and now". What kind of bullshit script is that? If that was the case, I would be robbing houses every day. :V
No, I actually don't, I remember a good lad I knew having the normal connection, while I had to use Dial-up due to the sheer expensiveness of the (at the time) new, faster connection. I go to Google, type in something I want and then go and read a book or go out and play while it's loading. Yes, the pages took SO.GODDAMN.MUCH to load you had to focus on a completely different task until it finishes.
Porn? Pff, the true greatness lies in buying DVDs and then exchanging the ones you haven't seen with your friends. I still remember seeing some movie where the guy robs the place and the girl is like "ye, I could tell the police about it, or you fuck me here and now". What kind of bullshit script is that? If that was the case, I would be robbing houses every day. :V
Hika wrote:
love how it was scorching hot yesterday and now it's like -383733939392828°F
ramblingbox
It was actually a perfect day on St Patrick's day.
I was off from work and class was in the morning.
It was 70° outside(after weeks of 40° to 10°), it was just cloudy enough to let some sunshine in but have plenty of shade, and it was pleasantly breezy.
Ended up going outside for once and got a bunch of Magic stuff.
Spent the whole day going through it all and playing games with friends.
I was aiming for Temur but I got Dromoka and Daghatar so yeah Abzan.
It was a very rare day that was seized, throttled, and wrapped up with a bow.
Now this Friday is supposed to be 40° with snow/rain mix.
I'm not sure how that is supposed to work.
Being busy all the time is depressing.
I was off from work and class was in the morning.
It was 70° outside(after weeks of 40° to 10°), it was just cloudy enough to let some sunshine in but have plenty of shade, and it was pleasantly breezy.
Ended up going outside for once and got a bunch of Magic stuff.
Spent the whole day going through it all and playing games with friends.
I was aiming for Temur but I got Dromoka and Daghatar so yeah Abzan.
It was a very rare day that was seized, throttled, and wrapped up with a bow.
Now this Friday is supposed to be 40° with snow/rain mix.
I'm not sure how that is supposed to work.
Being busy all the time is depressing.
Wrong, black is not a colour.Kheldragar wrote:
Black is a colour.
"In the visible spectrum, white reflects light and is a presence of all colors, but black absorbs light and is an absence of color."
>.>
>.>
color is just how our eyes percieve certain wavelengths of electromagnetic radiation. black means there are no waves within the visible spectrum reaching our eyes.
Zero is a number.
no it's a word
It can be both!silmarilen wrote:
no it's a word
It's a Japanese airplane, patented in 1937 and first produced in 1940.Kheldragar wrote:
Zero is a number.
Saburo Sakai's book "Samurai!" sheds light into the subject too. (:Aurani wrote:
It's a Japanese airplane, patented in 1937 and first produced in 1940.Kheldragar wrote:
Zero is a number.
Zero is also this guy
Someone here likes books a lot. :polivia272 wrote:
Saburo Sakai's book "Samurai!" sheds light into the subject too. (:
If black is not a colour, why we can see it? :/Zelda wrote:
Wrong, black is not a colour.Kheldragar wrote:
Black is a colour.
because
1: it isnt perfectly black
2: you can see other things around it, so it's not really like seeing the black thing, it's more like seeing that it isnt not black.
1: it isnt perfectly black
2: you can see other things around it, so it's not really like seeing the black thing, it's more like seeing that it isnt not black.
if that makes you sleep better at night, sure, just tell yourself that it is.
Another way of asking the question would be: what is in a tube of black paint?Trash Boat wrote:
If black is not a colour, why we can see it? :/
In this case, black is a molecular agent.
Boat, sometimes you make me want to invade Argentina and find you, and rape you without protection.
Also, today was such a lucky day... didn't do anything productive, got annoyed at a few people's decisions, had a terrible fight with a friend, and as a cherry on top, an ex had to enter the building I live in right at the same time as me, so she now knows where I fucking live.
At least I have my '80s music to cheer me up.
Also, today was such a lucky day... didn't do anything productive, got annoyed at a few people's decisions, had a terrible fight with a friend, and as a cherry on top, an ex had to enter the building I live in right at the same time as me, so she now knows where I fucking live.
At least I have my '80s music to cheer me up.
Who knows, maybe I'm the one with aids and I'm spreading it around, and he's just going to be one of those poor victims.
Depends, really. Sex is far more enjoyable without one, though, and as long as you're not sleeping with random people every other night, you should be pretty safe health-wise.olivia272 wrote:
Kids, remember to wear a condom.
There is also the possibility to impregnate the other party. Of course women, too, have their own contraception, but I would not, for one momentary and fleeting session of pleasure, risk getting pregnant with something that you are bound with for the rest of your life.Aurani wrote:
Depends, really. Sex is far more enjoyable without one, though, and as long as you're not sleeping with random people every other night, you should be pretty safe health-wise.olivia272 wrote:
Kids, remember to wear a condom.
Wouldn't that imply that you have absolutely no trust in your partner? In my personal experience, women tend to disregard the risk out of pure love for their partner and the desire to please them as much as they can.
Yes, having no protection means that you're going to end up with a slight possibility of making a devastatingly huge mistake, but isn't that what love is all about? If it was rational, it wouldn't be love.
Sex out of just having sex, on the other hand, is debatable.
Yes, having no protection means that you're going to end up with a slight possibility of making a devastatingly huge mistake, but isn't that what love is all about? If it was rational, it wouldn't be love.
Sex out of just having sex, on the other hand, is debatable.
My argument was hollow and lacking.
Thank you for your perspective again. (:
Thank you for your perspective again. (:
IppE
I fucking lost it
Also, sex is the best and the worst thing ever
Also, sex is the best and the worst thing ever
You should REALLY watch your mouth, Aurani. We are 2nd in the world when it's about hooligans
I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
I have dry, cracking, bleeding lips due to Accutane. Can I be your BFKheldragar wrote:
I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
No because you're in 9th grade like.
dudeKheldragar wrote:
No because you're in 9th grade like.
Where's my mount?
I propose mods of OT be titled IKs. This can stand for either Idiot King or Internet Knight
birds shouldnt be kept as pets
im going to cast a spell on him and force him to make out with me until we cant feel our tonguesKheldragar wrote:
I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
that'd be rude almost lewd
Riince wrote:
b1rds shouldnt be kept as pets
So what passes for a good OT thread these days.
I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.
I see what you did there, you sly dog.Kheldragar wrote:
Riince wrote:
b1rds shouldnt be kept as pets
What happened to the Zoe quinn thread?Brian OA wrote:
I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.