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ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting

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Hika

Aurani wrote:

Fuck summer, I want chocolate, or kisses, or both, or neither and just fuck the summer.
Can't get them from me anymore.
So fuck you and suck it up.
Trash Boat
Oh shit, the drama is real.
Aurani
Yup, you have a point there. You can play it however you like, but I guess I'm just jealous of all the people who are having fun with it, while I'm here sitting and fiddling my dick because I find the AI crucial to any single-player game, while everything else is just a bonus.

B1rd wrote:

I hate summer, the sun, and hot weather.
What are you doing in Australia, then? :V
-sev
End of spring/ start of summer is the best time of the year.

B1rd wrote:

You mean the game that I gifted some people and they haven't even installed yet? >: (jokes though I don't really mind :p)
Their loss.

Kheldragar wrote:

Uhh Tremere wtf are you talking about
Nah son.
silmarilen

B1rd wrote:

You mean the game that I gifted some people and they haven't even installed yet? >: (jokes though I don't really mind :p)
*hides*
Yuudachi-kun
I keep trying to beat all of b1rd's scores on maps I play and recently this has led to me 1 missing a lot of 180pp plays and getting 150 instead. Thanks bird :>
B1rd

Kaienyuu wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

Uhh Tremere wtf are you talking about
Nah son.
Gangrel. Fortitude+Protean = fun times (oh you were shooting at me with an assault rifle? sorry I didn't notice)

Aurani wrote:

What are you doing in Australia, then? :V
I was born here =(

Yeah I don't really fit in with the loud abrasive drinking culture here very well, to say the least. I'd like to try Finland or Japan.

Anyway, early this morning I went on a nostalgic walk around where I used to live, to find they'd build a gargantuan 15 metre tall wire climbing frame (with a small cabin at the top with a long slide going all the way to the ground) at a park near my old residence. Is it weird for a 17 year old to want to play on playground equipment? If it is too bad becasue I did :p
silmarilen
a year ago i took a walk through the neighbourhood of my old school with an old schoolmate and we came across a playground we used to spend a lot of time at when we were skipping classes so we had a couple of swings on the swing. i was 22 then.
Zelda
Trash Boat
Fun Fact: I suck at FPS(just because everything is at minimal)

thelewa
si
Trash Boat
Holy shit, you're back! Where have you been?
thelewa
cocaine's a hell of a drug
IppE


Yo dawg, we heard you like buggy things, so we put a buggy driving minigame into our buggy fps game.
B1rd

thelewa wrote:

cocaine's a hell of a drug
Please never leave.
Yuudachi-kun

B1rd wrote:

thelewa wrote:

cocaine's a hell of a drug
Please leave.
IppE
Resolting to quote editing eh.

DeletedUser_4041880
ㅋㅋㅋ
Yuudachi-kun

IppE wrote:

Resolting to quote editing eh.

Trash Boat

IppE wrote:

Resolting to quote editing eh.
You should have pointed that he didn't post in font color.
Yuudachi-kun

Trash Boat wrote:

IppE wrote:

Resolting to quote editing eh.
You should have pointed that he didn't post in font color.
B1rd didn't use a colour. :V
Zelda
Just like you shouldn't either.
IppE

Trash Boat wrote:

You should have pointed that he didn't post in font color.
His posts are black to me regardless.

There are no coloured posts.
Aurani
Souls are black, razors are black, blood is black, life is black - everything is black.
-sev
Are we black too?
AutoMedic
My dick is black

Any more racist and sexist jokes?
Aurani
Nay, y'all faggot rosy 'n' shit.

AutoMedic wrote:

Any more racist and sexist jokes?
AutoMedic
What does a rape victim say

Wah-wah-wah

ok i feel bad about that one. someone smite me now
Aurani
Speaking of rape, I just ended up with over 4k xp (or whatever the bulbshit is) in WT... music + Spitfires + good mood = ze Reich shall not prevail.
Vuelo Eluko
b1rd made me sweat and shake so much i couldnt even type properly earlier
dont think about what he did too hard though
piruchan
I miss high school.
dNextGen
maaan i recently got scammed in cs:go

items worth $50 are gone now :'( feels so bad, well at least im not this guy.

i learned the idea that spending money for pixels arent that great

Hika
love how it was scorching hot yesterday and now it's like -383733939392828°F
Aurani
Oh how I love landing in WT.....
*going at 580kmh with my fighter*
"Better drop that landing gear, as I'm approaching the runway!"
*drop landing gear*
*landing gear falls off along with half of my hull and the pilot gets compressed into a can of tuna from all the G forces affecting him*
"Textbook landing!"
Trash Boat

IppE wrote:

His posts are black to me regardless.

There are no coloured posts.
IppE confirmed for daltonic/colorblind
DeletedUser_4041880
Yuudachi-kun

Trash Boat wrote:

IppE wrote:

His posts are black to me regardless.

There are no coloured posts.
IppE confirmed for daltonic/colorblind
Black is a colour.
piruchan
I've been reading about the "old internet" and it seems like a fun place to be (community/interaction wise).

My first internet was quite recent (6 years ago), but I already miss several things. Mainly the lack of ads and hidden software bundled with downloads. And the fact that Facebook was not everywhere like it is now. Social networks were already there, my classmates used some. I remembered being persuaded to make a friendster account on a weekly basis, but it was not as necessary as it is now.

I'm also kind of sad because I was not around when online names were a lot more common and acceptable (at least in this country). I really want to chat with my real life friends and acquaintances using names like piruchan, coconutmilk1234 or something like that without them going "dude, wtf?". I can comfortably do it with around 6 people or so, but most would go batshit insane when I'm not using my real name.
Yuudachi-kun
I can't remember the internet largely before 2005/2006 even though I have SOME memories of it in 1999/2000.
-sev
Good ol' dial up days.

Jk the only thing I miss is the sound, not the connection.
piruchan
I've read that waiting 5+ minutes for a picture of naked girls to load was pretty exciting. ;)
Yuudachi-kun
Hentai was a lot more precious back then.
piruchan
-sev
"Get off the internet, I need to use the phone".

piruchan wrote:

I've read that waiting 5+ minutes for a picture of naked girls to load was pretty exciting. ;)
The modem sound would always give away your midnight wanks.
Aurani
Oh Dial-up... how I miss you.
No, I actually don't, I remember a good lad I knew having the normal connection, while I had to use Dial-up due to the sheer expensiveness of the (at the time) new, faster connection. I go to Google, type in something I want and then go and read a book or go out and play while it's loading. Yes, the pages took SO.GODDAMN.MUCH to load you had to focus on a completely different task until it finishes.

Porn? Pff, the true greatness lies in buying DVDs and then exchanging the ones you haven't seen with your friends. I still remember seeing some movie where the guy robs the place and the girl is like "ye, I could tell the police about it, or you fuck me here and now". What kind of bullshit script is that? If that was the case, I would be robbing houses every day. :V
Blue Stig

Hika wrote:

love how it was scorching hot yesterday and now it's like -383733939392828°F
ramblingbox
It was actually a perfect day on St Patrick's day.
I was off from work and class was in the morning.
It was 70° outside(after weeks of 40° to 10°), it was just cloudy enough to let some sunshine in but have plenty of shade, and it was pleasantly breezy.
Ended up going outside for once and got a bunch of Magic stuff.
Spent the whole day going through it all and playing games with friends.
I was aiming for Temur but I got Dromoka and Daghatar so yeah Abzan.
It was a very rare day that was seized, throttled, and wrapped up with a bow.

Now this Friday is supposed to be 40° with snow/rain mix.
I'm not sure how that is supposed to work.

Being busy all the time is depressing.
Zelda

Kheldragar wrote:

Black is a colour.
Wrong, black is not a colour.
Aurani
"In the visible spectrum, white reflects light and is a presence of all colors, but black absorbs light and is an absence of color."
>.>
silmarilen
color is just how our eyes percieve certain wavelengths of electromagnetic radiation. black means there are no waves within the visible spectrum reaching our eyes.
Yuudachi-kun
Zero is a number.
silmarilen
no it's a word
Yuudachi-kun

silmarilen wrote:

no it's a word
It can be both!
Granger
0 is a number though
Aurani

Kheldragar wrote:

Zero is a number.
It's a Japanese airplane, patented in 1937 and first produced in 1940.
olivia272

Aurani wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

Zero is a number.
It's a Japanese airplane, patented in 1937 and first produced in 1940.
Saburo Sakai's book "Samurai!" sheds light into the subject too. (:
Trash Boat
Zero is also this guy

Aurani

olivia272 wrote:

Saburo Sakai's book "Samurai!" sheds light into the subject too. (:
Someone here likes books a lot. :p
Trash Boat

Zelda wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

Black is a colour.
Wrong, black is not a colour.
If black is not a colour, why we can see it? :/
silmarilen
because
1: it isnt perfectly black
2: you can see other things around it, so it's not really like seeing the black thing, it's more like seeing that it isnt not black.
Friendan
aka black is a color
silmarilen
if that makes you sleep better at night, sure, just tell yourself that it is.
olivia272

Trash Boat wrote:

If black is not a colour, why we can see it? :/
Another way of asking the question would be: what is in a tube of black paint?
In this case, black is a molecular agent.
Aurani
Boat, sometimes you make me want to invade Argentina and find you, and rape you without protection.

Also, today was such a lucky day... didn't do anything productive, got annoyed at a few people's decisions, had a terrible fight with a friend, and as a cherry on top, an ex had to enter the building I live in right at the same time as me, so she now knows where I fucking live.
At least I have my '80s music to cheer me up.
IppE

Aurani wrote:

and rape you without protection
So you want aids?
Aurani
Who knows, maybe I'm the one with aids and I'm spreading it around, and he's just going to be one of those poor victims.
olivia272
Kids, remember to wear a condom.
-sev
I think I gave somebody a panic attack over facebook.
Aurani

olivia272 wrote:

Kids, remember to wear a condom.
Depends, really. Sex is far more enjoyable without one, though, and as long as you're not sleeping with random people every other night, you should be pretty safe health-wise.
olivia272

Aurani wrote:

olivia272 wrote:

Kids, remember to wear a condom.
Depends, really. Sex is far more enjoyable without one, though, and as long as you're not sleeping with random people every other night, you should be pretty safe health-wise.
There is also the possibility to impregnate the other party. Of course women, too, have their own contraception, but I would not, for one momentary and fleeting session of pleasure, risk getting pregnant with something that you are bound with for the rest of your life.
Aurani
Wouldn't that imply that you have absolutely no trust in your partner? In my personal experience, women tend to disregard the risk out of pure love for their partner and the desire to please them as much as they can.
Yes, having no protection means that you're going to end up with a slight possibility of making a devastatingly huge mistake, but isn't that what love is all about? If it was rational, it wouldn't be love.

Sex out of just having sex, on the other hand, is debatable.
olivia272
My argument was hollow and lacking.

Thank you for your perspective again. (:
IppE

Aurani wrote:

but isn't that what love is all about? If it was rational, it wouldn't be love.
Aurani
Nippon wisdom wins once more. Praise Allah.
IppE
AutoMedic
I fucking lost it

Also, sex is the best and the worst thing ever
Trash Boat
You should REALLY watch your mouth, Aurani. We are 2nd in the world when it's about hooligans
Yuudachi-kun
I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
Friendan

Kheldragar wrote:

I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
I have dry, cracking, bleeding lips due to Accutane. Can I be your BF
Yuudachi-kun
No because you're in 9th grade like.
Friendan

Kheldragar wrote:

No because you're in 9th grade like.
dude
Yuudachi-kun
Where's my mount?
Bweh
Yuudachi-kun
I propose mods of OT be titled IKs. This can stand for either Idiot King or Internet Knight
Vuelo Eluko
birds shouldnt be kept as pets
Vuelo Eluko

Kheldragar wrote:

I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
im going to cast a spell on him and force him to make out with me until we cant feel our tongues
that'd be rude almost lewd
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

b1rds shouldnt be kept as pets
NoHitter
So what passes for a good OT thread these days.
Bweh
I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.
Trash Boat

Kheldragar wrote:

Riince wrote:

b1rds shouldnt be kept as pets
I see what you did there, you sly dog.

Brian OA wrote:

I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.
What happened to the Zoe quinn thread?
Bweh
I don't remember
NoHitter

Brian OA wrote:

I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.
Whatever happened to your CYOAs :(
Bweh
School
Trash Boat
I almost forgot those threads.
Bweh
School is pretty forgettable, yeah.
Yuudachi-kun
Brain draws well.
Bweh
Grass is usually green.
Yuudachi-kun
My grass is brown.
Aurani

Kheldragar wrote:

I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
I take great pride in my lips, actually, and yes, they're all soft 'n' shit. :V
AutoMedic
Brians has a nice set of tits
Vuelo Eluko
im going to get up, grab a whole head of lettuce, slice that shit up, fling a fuckload of cut up provolone, ham, and salami in there, drown it in olive oil & red wine vinegar and shovel into my stomach
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