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Yuudachi-kun
No because you're in 9th grade like.
Friendan

Kheldragar wrote:

No because you're in 9th grade like.
dude
Yuudachi-kun
Where's my mount?
Bweh
Yuudachi-kun
I propose mods of OT be titled IKs. This can stand for either Idiot King or Internet Knight
Vuelo Eluko
birds shouldnt be kept as pets
Vuelo Eluko

Kheldragar wrote:

I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
im going to cast a spell on him and force him to make out with me until we cant feel our tongues
that'd be rude almost lewd
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

b1rds shouldnt be kept as pets
NoHitter
So what passes for a good OT thread these days.
Bweh
I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.
Trash Boat

Kheldragar wrote:

Riince wrote:

b1rds shouldnt be kept as pets
I see what you did there, you sly dog.

Brian OA wrote:

I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.
What happened to the Zoe quinn thread?
Bweh
I don't remember
NoHitter

Brian OA wrote:

I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.
Whatever happened to your CYOAs :(
Bweh
School
Trash Boat
I almost forgot those threads.
Bweh
School is pretty forgettable, yeah.
Yuudachi-kun
Brain draws well.
Bweh
Grass is usually green.
Yuudachi-kun
My grass is brown.
Aurani

Kheldragar wrote:

I bet Aurani has nice, soft lips.
I take great pride in my lips, actually, and yes, they're all soft 'n' shit. :V
AutoMedic
Brians has a nice set of tits
Vuelo Eluko
im going to get up, grab a whole head of lettuce, slice that shit up, fling a fuckload of cut up provolone, ham, and salami in there, drown it in olive oil & red wine vinegar and shovel into my stomach
Yuudachi-kun
I am going to make poppy corn.
thelewa
how do you make corn and who is poppy
Vuelo Eluko
my goal of getting more pp and posts than lewa is almost halfway complete
Zelda

Brian OA wrote:

Yesterday I went to bed at 2200. Seems reasonableish.
Zelda
Also, it turns out that I'm allergic to cats. I see no reason to get rid of my cat because of this.

Hika
I'm allergic to bitches

I started sneezing and choking after I posted this coincidentally.
looks like im a bitch
piruchan

Riince wrote:

my goal of getting more pp and posts than lewa is almost halfway complete
You're going to stuck between 50% and 100% for a long time.
Blue Stig

NoHitter wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

I dunno; haven't seen a good one in months and I have no time to make one. Nobody really knows how to make a shitty one into a decent one either.
Whatever happened to your CYOAs :(
I miss the vocaroos.
Aurani
The vocaroo thread next a revive.
Ceph23
I find it laughable that some of my classmates expects the entire class to take a side in a current childish bickering between two groups. Most of the class has actually taken a side while I just sit there thinking how incredibly stupid the whole thing has become. Fuckin' idiots.

I also recall bitching about this same situation in this same thread before.
B1rd
It's human nature to always have to antagonise something, and to pick sides and ignore any faults of your own. An example is modern feminism and social justice warriors with their claims of oppression and patriarchy, bitching about non-issues like video games, names of bands, T shirts etc. I wish it were more primitive times so we could just beat them over the head with a stick and be done with it.
Trash Boat
Oh, farming, you are a heartless bitch.



Oh and good morning btw
Aurani

B1rd wrote:

It's human nature to always have to antagonise something, and to pick sides and ignore any faults of your own. An example is modern feminism and social justice warriors with their claims of oppression and patriarchy, bitching about non-issues like video games, names of bands, T shirts etc. I wish it were more primitive times so we could just beat them over the head with a stick and be done with it.
Did you just seriously make a correlation between feminism the nature of all human beings?
They're bloody morons, they aren't even fucking human.
piruchan

Ceph23 wrote:

stupid classmates
Be a cool kid and ignore them.

Or if you're bored you can antagonize both and make your own side.
Ceph23
It's pretty hard not to ignore them though.
I mean it IS the entire class.

Also I am not in a level that can be considered "cool" yet.
Vuelo Eluko
sometimes i don a fedora and a trench coat and sit alone in a bar feeling badass
Granger
Am i retarded or something?

let x = 5;
while(x<10){x++;}
ascent(i in 6..23){
x = i/2;
}
if(x==(23/2)){x = 25;}else{x = 23;}
What is the value of x after the code has been executed?

That'd be 25. Because
let x = 5; 
while(x<10){x++;} //x=10
ascent(i in 6..23){
x = i/2;
} //repeats untill x=23/2
if(x==(23/2)){x = 25;}else{x = 23;} //since x==(23/2) is true it sets x to 25

But the quiz tells me my answer is wrong and i should review the lesson on if else statements...
B1rd
nerd...
Granger
I guess coding is nerdy now.
Zelda
You know what else is nerdy ?
Playing rhythm games. Y'all nerds, give me your lunch money.
Trash Boat
Says the guy with 0 posts
piruchan

Granger wrote:

Am i retarded or something?

let x = 5;
while(x<10){x++;}
ascent(i in 6..23){
x = i/2;
}
if(x==(23/2)){x = 25;}else{x = 23;}
What is the value of x after the code has been executed?
I tried looking for the meaning of "ascent" but found nothing.
I'm probably wrong
Assuming that
ascent(i in 6..23)
means the value of i goes up from 6, 7, 8, ... 23 for each loop, then the final value of i would be 10 because x goes from 5 to 9.

First loop: x=5, i=6
Second loop: x=6, i=7
Third loop: x=7, i=8
Fourth loop: x=8, i=9
Fifth loop: x=9, i=10
The loop then stops because the condition is x<10.

If this is true than x won't reach 23/2, so the value of x after the code is executed would be 23.
Aurani
On a more relevant topic:
Congrats Boatman, you finally changed that avatar! I quite disliked it, but you kept it for so long. =(
B1rd

Riince wrote:

sometimes i don a fedora and a trench coat and sit alone in a bar feeling badass
euphoric.
Yuudachi-kun
Fedorable.
Trash Boat

Kheldragar wrote:

Fedorable.
Kheldragar nominated for Most Cringeworthy Post 2015

Aurani wrote:

On a more relevant topic:
Congrats Boatman, you finally changed that avatar! I quite disliked it, but you kept it for so long. =(
You know, mate, I still miss that smoking Touhou avatar. Plenty of people here will agree with me that you should have kept it.
Aurani
I'll make sure to get back to it, or at least find something along those lines once Hika ditches me for another guy. :V
Yuudachi-kun

Trash Boat wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

Fedorable.
Kheldragar nominated for Most Cringeworthy Post 2015

Aurani wrote:

On a more relevant topic:
Congrats Boatman, you finally changed that avatar! I quite disliked it, but you kept it for so long. =(
You know, mate, I still miss that smoking Touhou avatar. Plenty of people here will agree with me that you should have kept it.
FEDORABLE.

DeletedUser_4041880
"From the creators of [insert name here] comes a tale of one psychotic bitch's quest for sexual gratification. She will stop at nothing to achieve her goal, even if it means raping her victims to death!"

Dude what
silmarilen

Frostei wrote:

"From the creators of [insert name here] comes a tale of one psychotic bitch's quest for sexual gratification. She will stop at nothing to achieve her goal, even if it means raping her victims to death!"

Dude what
i was hoping for something nice, but i was disappointed:(
Yuudachi-kun
I want that game.
B1rd
wow sheep's yoghurt is seriously delicious. It tastes like Irish stew flavoured yoghurt.

in probably more pressing news, I recently got my income cut off from not going to school, so yeah I'm probably gonna have to do something about that :/
Trash Boat
What were you doing then?
Zelda


2skoopy
Granger

piruchan wrote:

Granger wrote:

Am i retarded or something?

let x = 5;
while(x<10){x++;}
ascent(i in 6..23){
x = i/2;
}
if(x==(23/2)){x = 25;}else{x = 23;}
What is the value of x after the code has been executed?
I tried looking for the meaning of "ascent" but found nothing.
I'm probably wrong
Assuming that
ascent(i in 6..23)
means the value of i goes up from 6, 7, 8, ... 23 for each loop, then the final value of i would be 10 because x goes from 5 to 9.

First loop: x=5, i=6
Second loop: x=6, i=7
Third loop: x=7, i=8
Fourth loop: x=8, i=9
Fifth loop: x=9, i=10
The loop then stops because the condition is x<10.

If this is true than x won't reach 23/2, so the value of x after the code is executed would be 23.
The while loop is seperate from the ascent loop but you got that right with how ascent works.
I think that we could ignore the while loop in its entirety actually, as the ascent loop has no condition regarding x, it just runs untill i=23 starting with i=6 and incrementing i by one with each loop. I think.
IppE

Granger wrote:

The while loop is seperate from the ascent loop but you got that right with how ascent works.
I think that we could ignore the while loop in its entirety actually, as the ascent loop has no condition regarding x, it just runs untill i=23 starting with i=6 and incrementing i by one with each loop. I think.
25

The first while loop just basically does x = 10;

The "ascend" thing saves 23 / 2 (11,5) as the last value to x.

thus, x == (23/2) returns true, and the value of x is 25.

SPOILER
tested with similar c++ thingy
#include <iostream>

int main() {
int x = 5;
while (x < 10) {
x++;
}

for (int i = 6; i <= 23; i++) {
x = i / 2;
}

if (x == (23 / 2)) {
x = 25;
}
else {
x = 23;
}
std::cout << x << std::endl;
system("pause");
return 0;
}
Granger
Well, then i was right afterall, why is the guide telling me i am wrong? Guess i should search for a better guide.
Trash Boat
maybe it isn't the latest release?
Granger
What are you talking about?
Trash Boat
If you say the guide is telling you something else, and you still think you have the right answer, maybe it's outdated or something. or not. idk.
Granger
I dont know if its outdated, but the quiz comes from the same quiz i have my entire (small) knowledge about C from. If i am attemting to solve outdated quizzes with the same outdated knowledge it bases on, why should it matter?
Except, if it really is outdated i definitively should search for a better guide. Would be a shame if id learn all that to find out i cant apply it since it works differently now.
IppE

Granger wrote:

I dont know if its outdated, but the quiz comes from the same quiz i have my entire (small) knowledge about C from.
Is the ascent thing some self-made function, since there is absolutely no mention of such thing existing in C.
Aurani
Stop leading proper discussions and continue circlejerking like Brian commands.
IppE
Apex_old
untitled
B1rd
idk the one on the left
Birdy
Wasn't that stupid picture proven fake like 20,000 times before, originally in 2014.

Stupid weeaboos, don't photoshop my waifu into anime.
Aurani
All hail steaks.
They're seriously delicious.
piruchan
What about vegetarians?
IppE

piruchan wrote:

What about vegetarians?
Vegetarianism is a mental disorder.
Apex_old
untitled
Aurani

IppE wrote:

Vegetarianism is a mental disorder.
Amen to that, my Islamic brother. :V

I do like to eat vegetables far, far more often than meat, but completely disregarding meat and excluding it from your diet is just utterly mongrelic. I think of all the modern movements as a great way to bunch up all the mentally crippled and gullible people, like feminists and veggie hippies, to name but a few.
Granger

IppE wrote:

Granger wrote:

I dont know if its outdated, but the quiz comes from the same quiz i have my entire (small) knowledge about C from.
Is the ascent thing some self-made function, since there is absolutely no mention of such thing existing in C.
Dunno. Maybe. The guide also called them for loops once. http://sparen.github.io/ph3tutorials/ph3u1l5.html#sub4

Oh hello new page.
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

Stop leading proper discussions and continue circlejerking like Brian commands.
Braian aint mein commander. Heidern is.
Granger
Oh wait.
let x = 5;
ascent(i in 0..8){
x=i;
}
If you do the above, x will start at 0, but it will be set to the value of i, which is 0. As the loop continues, x will be set to 1, 2, 3, and eventually, 7. After it is set to 7, the local variable i is set to 8, and the loop ends, leaving x as 7. In total, the code loops 8 times, and i has values from 0 to 7.

Well, thats kinda backwards...
Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

Aurani wrote:

Stop leading proper discussions and continue circlejerking like Brian commands.
Braian aint mein commander. Heidern is.
IppE

Granger wrote:

Dunno. Maybe. The guide also called them for loops once. http://sparen.github.io/ph3tutorials/ph3u1l5.html#sub4

Oh hello new page.
Oh yeah apparently they're specific to that danmaku game engine thing. Normally people just use for loops to do stuff like that.
I think you'd be better off reading something less specific, or even just the plain old reference http://en.cppreference.com/w/c/language
Granger
Okay then. Still i find it weird how this ascent thing works almost exactly like for loops but slightly different... You'd think it would check and increment its local value every time it is called not when it ends...

Hmm, this reference thing looks complicated... still ill bookmark it. It cant hurt, can it?
IppE

Granger wrote:

Hmm, this reference thing looks complicated... still ill bookmark it. It cant hurt, can it?
Well thats more for when you need to how some function works, here is a pretty good site for learning basics http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/C_Programming
Zelda
If complicated throws you off, I'd say you're trying to learn the wrong thing.
Granger

IppE wrote:

Granger wrote:

Hmm, this reference thing looks complicated... still ill bookmark it. It cant hurt, can it?
Well thats more for when you need to how some function works, here is a pretty good site for learning basics http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/C_Programming
Okay thank you.

Zelda wrote:

If complicated throws you off, I'd say you're trying to learn the wrong thing.
Well, i meant complicated more as... it throws a lot of new terms at you you dont understand yet, so overall it gets confusing for you.

Its like trying to do algebra if you only learned how to do basic addition and subtraction.
Not gonna stop me, but as is are those explainations mostly confusing rather than helpfull, id need to learn some more about the terms first.
Yuudachi-kun
Today marks 90 days of having a tablet. 8-)
silmarilen
ive had my tablet for almost 2 years now and i still dont use it
IppE
Bought mine in 2010 and I still haven't broken it in a osu! induced buttrage.
Zelda
2009 tablet here, still working like new.
Trash Boat
Same here. But Android tablets, right?
piruchan
The only tablets I've ever had are the ones that you put in your mouth.
Aurani
Yo Piru, do you want deep fried ice cream perhaps?
piruchan
I never get the idea behind that, but sure.
Hika

Trash Boat wrote:

Same here. But Android tablets, right?
Sometimes I feel like either
1.) I lack the proper intelligence to see if you're being sarcastic or not or
2.) You're just really out of the loop and I should stop trying to add points to your head.

in other news, today is beautiful and I think i'm gonna go out and take pictures of the town
Aurani

piruchan wrote:

I never get the idea behind that, but sure.
Can a man not offer another man bloody deep fried ice cream out of sheer friendliness? Do I have to have some ulterior motives to share something with you?
Now eat. :V
Granger
I dont get the idea behind deep frying ice...
Aurani
Neither do I, hence why I offered him some. I saw it on the menu of the restaurant I was ordering my food from, and I just exclaimed "fuck it, here goes nothing" and ordered it.
Yeah, congrats Aurani.

It's shit.
B1rd
I prefer not having diabetes thanks.
Aurani
Now I know what I can torture you with. Thank you for the information, mate. :V
Granger
p/3362670

THE WIKI IS NOT ACCESSIBLE ENOUGH

ITS NOT ENOUGH, WE NEED A POPUP WHENEVER YOU VISIT THE WEBSITE
TELLING YOU THAT WE HAVE A WIKI
Aurani
If that was the case, Gameplay and Rankings wouldn't exist and I'd also make it so a person with less than 50 IQ can't enter this site, meaning that you'd instantly lose over 80% of the overall users. :V
-sev
These threads exist so that people like me can shitpost more
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