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Corrupt a wish!

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AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
well thats not even a punishment, I'm a friggin anime? harem genre inc

oh yeah and your neodestiny guy isn't ddo'sd anymore a shark bites his arms off

I wish for, well a private sharktank ofc
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. But the only shark you have is me. And I won't do work for shiiiiiiiii-

I wish I could do work.
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted but then too much work = stress = depression.

I wish to be an anime character.again
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but you live in fear of your yandere harem

I wish akame ga kill will have an ending that'll salvage the series
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted, But the akame ga kill - 24 gets delayed for a year.

I wish for a friendly pets
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but they have trouble controlling their bowls and poops everywhere.

I wish for 69
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted, but the floor was lava!

I wish my Internet was not a douche.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but now you are.

I wish for new korean keycaps.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but they're made of kimchi

I wish for new guitar strings
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but they're made of eyelashes.

I wish for the ability to become invisible
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but you stay invisible, and can't interact with anything
hf with your life as a ghost

I wish for less spam mail
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted. Your email address has been deleted from existence and you are unable to make a new one.

I wish for rainbows and sunshine.
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted, but it doesn't last for long as they'll be swept away by the storm again.

I wish to be in my own fantasy world without any shit that causes stress.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but you're also in a coma.
I wish my puppy would stop biting my fking feet go away dog
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but he'll start biting your face

I wish for less work nd more play in my life
Beautiful
86 posts
Joined October 2013
Beautiful
granted, but you'll end up being a homeless
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
I wish for someone to make a wish
Beautiful
86 posts
Joined October 2013
Beautiful
granted

i wish there was no school in 2 hours
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted there isn't..... in belgium

I wish for less dust in my room, fuck dust, I don't wonna clean
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but now you're dead. Ha, take that.
I wish for sleep.
Nathan
2,161 posts
Joined August 2014
Nathan
Sure but you wake up after one second

I wish someone would corrupt this wish
Factorial
691 posts
Joined August 2013
Factorial
Granted, I corrupted your wish. You're now on a contract with Kyubey.

I wish to have my own train station.
AdultFriend
0 posts
Joined December 2013
AdultFriend
Granted, but it isn't connected to any train tracks.

I wish I had friends.
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted, but It is terrible friend.

I wish for Pocky
Factorial
691 posts
Joined August 2013
Factorial
Ok, but I ate all of them. You can have the box.

I wish I have Andrea mapping skills.
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but you'll never can submit your map, and you get banned, can't make the new account, and you get depressed and stopping plays osu!

I wish for some chocolates.
kaetwo
111 posts
Joined October 2012
kaetwo
granted but they're chocolate laxatives


i wish for coffee
Factorial
691 posts
Joined August 2013
Factorial
Ok, but It's on my vault, try to get it!

I wish for Xgor storyboarding skills.
Try this one!
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted, but once you get it. osu! closes their server for some reasons. and you get depressed again

I wish I can talk to an animals
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but all they do is make fun of your face, you fall in depression after a rabbit couldn't stop laughing with your hairstyle.
A few months after you learned to talk to animals you meet an elephant in the zoo, he shits on a little elephants
and compares the shit-smeared face of the little guy with your face.
Subsequently after 6months you get tired of this and decide to go for plastic surgery.
The moment you exit the hospital an Aleutian Tern literaly dies from laughter when he sees your nose.
You commit sudoku.

The end

I wish for a userpage banner
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
granted but imma smack yeh right in the gabber, you fookin knob
I wish for some food, there's nothing here
im always fucking hungry
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
granted but the only things in it are Hentai .gifs
Mods see your userpage and you get permabanned.

I wish for lightning speed spits.
Shit ninja'd

Your wish?
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted, a rat walks over your hand and dies, itadakimasu

I wish for a fucking club to smash this fgt
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
granted but you get an annureysm once you recieve it, swing the club wildly, hit yourself in the nuts, and promptly die.

I wish for more food.
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -

AnotherEpicName wrote:

Granted but all they do is make fun of your face, you fall in depression after a rabbit couldn't stop laughing with your hairstyle.
A few months after you learned to talk to animals you meet an elephant in the zoo, he shits on a little elephants
and compares the shit-smeared face of the little guy with your face.
Subsequently after 6months you get tired of this and decide to go for plastic surgery.
The moment you exit the hospital an Aleutian Tern literaly dies from laughter when he sees your nose.
You commit sudoku.
How awful. ahhahaha...

DJPuzzle wrote:

granted but you get an annureysm once you recieve it, swing the club wildly, hit yourself in the nuts, and promptly die.

I wish for more food.
Granted but they are made of wasabi.

I wish for moe cat.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but the moe cat turns out to be a witch and fucks ur nan with a strapon

I wish for a 2nd season of no game no life
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle

AnotherEpicName wrote:

Granted but the moe cat turns out to be a witch and fucks ur nan with a strapon

I wish for a 2nd season of no game no life
wow wtf
granted but its a complete shit fest directed and written by the producers nephew because he's a spoiled brat.
The scenes are terrible, the VA is okay but the lines are retarded and the plot gives you some form of a brain tumor.

I wish for Taeja level skills of terran
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but due to a sexually transmitted disease you lose all your limbs within 24hours

I wish for a cookie
Fateburn
84 posts
Joined June 2012
Fateburn
you've already eaten too much cookies!

I wish for nothing
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted, the universe is reduced to nothing, in the proces of eradicating all matter you see everything you loved get crushed and dissapear
Your family
your favourite sweets store
that one fav hiden porn mag under your bed behind the manga pile, yes I know where you keep it, everybody knows

I wish for an espresso, still trying to wake up
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but it scalds your mouth.
I wish for a number.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted, but the number is 70, you lose your sacred post count

I wish I could focus on my exams instead of watching some comedy anime and posting on this dumb forum
Okoayu
Nomination Assessment Team
5,053 posts
Joined May 2012
Okoayu
granted, but all you gain from this is the ability to focus your thoughts on these, not the ability to actually achieve improvement by preparing for them

I wished my lecturer would not spend 20 minutes on explaining what a math. graph is and what one can do with them
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted, but he would spend more than 20 minutes. :>

I wish for the ability to turn back time.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
YAMMIIII
Granted but you are no longer Yami. I cri
Wish for a blanket
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. But it's my blanket. You don't want my blanket.

I wish for spiders on crack.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but.... You know what, fuck it. Spiders on crack would be hilarious, you can have it, no curroption. Just don't get bit.

I wish for bubbles.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but they're bubbles of radioactive waste

I wish for my family to be normal
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but now you're the one who's abnormal.

I wish I had ability that can make someone disappear from this world.
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted but the individual who has disappeared obtains a demonic weapon of some sort and tries to kill you with it.

I wish I could turn into a spaceman.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but you lose all contact with humans and float into space indefinitely.

I wish for gosu sc2 skills.
AdultFriend
0 posts
Joined December 2013
AdultFriend
Granted, but you must sacrifice a first born child.

I wish for better wrists.
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted but your fingers will become weak.

I wish for all homework to be gone D:
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but now you have a job and it sucks.
I wish for chocolate milk
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but the chocolate milk tastes like a wasabi

I wish I could fly.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but you fly in a building and are locked up as a terrorist

I wish for a fridge in my room
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted but it has no food in it.

I wish for my senpai to notice me. T~T and not be rude.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but your senpai is a homosexual.

I wish for my senpai to notice me
T~T
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but he slaps his dick in your face everytime you look at him

I wish for a senpai
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
granted but they dont notice you

i wish i had more free time
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. You had too much free time. lel.

I wish there was a wizard in my closet. C:
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted, but it's a Dark Wizard and kills you and destroys everything around.

I wish for time to stand still.
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. You had too much time to stand still. lel Combo x2

I wish I had 95 posts .-.
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but the system denies your 95 th posts

I wish I had new headphone
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but its a phone strapped on your head

I wish that absolute duo won't dissapoint me next season
Gumpy
2,418 posts
Joined June 2014
Gumpy
Granted, but you can't see it

I wish I was home
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
granted but it is burning down in front of you

i wish it was 27 december
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted but it's 2013.

I wish for sushi.
Rincewind
46 posts
Joined October 2014
Rincewind
stool-flavored<3

I wish to beimmoralimmortal.
I really want to be immoral<3
I wish to die.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle

THFuran wrote:

stool-flavored<3

I wish to beimmoralimmortal.
I really want to be immoral<3
I wish to die.
You want to die, you want to be immortal, and you want to be immoral? I don't even know.
I wish for thristy.
AdultFriend
0 posts
Joined December 2013
AdultFriend
Wish granted but Friday comes only a day later.

I wish for a bigger christmas tree.
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but it is basically ruins your house.

I wish I could touch a boobs (wut)
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but its


I wish for a funny
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but you'll be died because of couldn't stop laughing.

I wish for a good tastes potato..
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. But le potato was a potatah.

I wish I was a table.
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted but you get flipped over. and then you get crushed later

I wish for a Christmas present :3 Santa.
TheNekoNextDoor
446 posts
Joined March 2014
TheNekoNextDoor
Granted, but his sleigh crashes into a car and explodes.

I wish for Hatsune Miku to be real ;;w;;
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted, but she kills you with her leek.

I wish for my phone to have unlimited storage space.
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but your handphone's processor speed is become to 0,1 mhz . Enjoy your unlimited storage space..

I wish for snows.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but the earth is covered in snow and now everyone's fucked and blames you

I wish for a world without religious guilting
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
Granted but everybody is atheist

I wish for a sandwich
gregest
808 posts
Joined February 2014
gregest
Granted,but the sandwich wants to kill you

gimmie a corsair vegneance K70
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but you'll still suck

I wish for more time
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
Granted but you get old too quickly

I wish for pasta
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but it's falling out of your pockets
spaghetti everywhere

I wish for ASMR.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted enjoy A Sexy Masochist Robot

I wish for some sleep right now
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
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I wish for big money
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix

Trash Boat wrote:

Granted but everybody is atheist

I wish for a sandwich
You act like that's a bad thing.

Trash Boat wrote:

I wish for big money
Granted but nobody will ever be happy.

I wish for fantasy.
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. But your fantasy was not Half-Life 3.

I wish for a piano.
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted but the keys are broken.

I wish for more holidays pls
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. But you got too much holiday. Combo start plz
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but... -- Can't corrupt the wish..

I hope this thread won't dead
Elcheer
423 posts
Joined May 2014
Elcheer
Granted, but it gets locked tomorrow.

I wish for a gf. (Forever Alone I crai everytiem)
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but sadly your gf is actually a guy.

I wish for a pocky
Elcheer
423 posts
Joined May 2014
Elcheer
Granted but your pocky is 20 years old, fell on the floor 10 times under a couch, and has been stuck into many people's anuses.


I wish for osu! supporter.
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted, but peppy banned you. Kek.

I wish I would stop forgetting to add wishes and derailing my own thread.

Bawdawm! New page!
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted but nobody will post in this thread anymoar no pls continue

I wish I'm ready for 2015.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but it's now 2016.
I wish I could FC airman now
HaruryuuSan
545 posts
Joined May 2013
HaruryuuSan
ok but that will be your last FC :3

I wish I could punch DJPuzzle
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but you'll get raped by him.

I wish I had lionel messi's football skills
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