I have a chopstick fetish and it keeps hurting my delicate anus 
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Static Noise Bird wrote:
I have a chopstick fetish and it keeps hurting my delicate anus
Thanks for the image in my head.
No problem 
We can find it out: my uncle has a farm and plenty of goats.Cloudchaser wrote:
I don't know if call it fetish or obssesion
;_;
...I have a sick uncle.
Is your uncle a brony?
TIL ponies = goatsmathexpert wrote:
Is your uncle a brony?
Tanzklaue wrote:
TIL ponies = goatsmathexpert wrote:
Is your uncle a brony?
i thought broat was bro + boat
broatmeal
real men play naked
good ideaHika wrote:
real men play naked
em, seriously?Hika wrote:
real men play naked
yes.battler077 wrote:
em, seriously?Hika wrote:
real men play naked
playing naked brings the best results, makes your acc go up by 20%
Also, playing with a ball mouse.
don't make jokes kanye.Kanye West wrote:
Also, playing with a ball mouse.
as if there is anyone who doesn't play with a ball mouse.
why a little sister? why not a little brother?Subaru Takamaru wrote:
I wish I have little sister ;_;
lewdSubaru Takamaru wrote:
I wish I have little sister ;_;
just as a heads up: i have 2 little sisters. they are nothing like in anime.
It's almost like the little sisters in anime are designed to appeal to lonely males. 
Real girls are gross. 3D not even once.
Real girls are gross. 3D not even once.
That's every girl in animeShellghost wrote:
It's almost like the little sisters in anime are designed to appeal to lonely males.
Real girls are gross. 3D not even once.What about real boys
There's the Finnish you* mentioned last page—assuming that's someone else
*Finnghost
We can't be in the same room together. That much Shellghost in a small space would reach critical mass.
I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;
my life in one sentenceFaayne wrote:
I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;
Everytime I planned going back home, rain suddenly comes at that time... how?
*right now, it happens again
*right now, it happens again
this is not a confessionsatriobp wrote:
Everytime I planned going back home, rain suddenly comes at that time... how?
*right now, it happens again
fine... my bad then *never confessed beforeDulcet wrote:
this is not a confession
I'm obsessed with gasoline's smell since I was kids
well, I can kinda know where the guy's coming from. I mean, I wished I had a big sister a lot when I was younger, probably because my brother was always very distant and I was a total attention whore. Thought it'd be nice to have a sibling that actually cared for me.
I'm making it sound like I have family issues or something, that's not the case at all, I just like to be delusional sometimes
I'm making it sound like I have family issues or something, that's not the case at all, I just like to be delusional sometimes
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculousvipto wrote:
I've never actually had doubts about myself, until yesterday.
mekadon_old
idk sometimes things happen that are really tough to handle, also depression can be caused by other peoplemekadon wrote:
how does people get depressed all the time anywayFaayne wrote:
I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;
I know life is hard but still
What are you even saying?Bassist Vinyl wrote:
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculousvipto wrote:
I've never actually had doubts about myself, until yesterday.
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
do it. Life doesn't end there if she blocks uJordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
lol second thatBassist Vinyl wrote:
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculous