Come on, everybody knows you have to take Apex' posts (and mine) with a huge grain of salt. It's like he's stated numerous times; his alter ego(s) will kick in.
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I have a huge problem looking at things beyond their face value.
For example, one girl in my class asked me for my number once. She asked me in English, probably because she knew I prefer English over Spanish, but ended up mispronouncing a bunch of words. Instead of giving her my number, I coached her in linguistics for half an hour.
The same happened to a love letter I got back in the eighth grade. It was full of mistakes so I proofread it and gave it back to the girl in question.
For example, one girl in my class asked me for my number once. She asked me in English, probably because she knew I prefer English over Spanish, but ended up mispronouncing a bunch of words. Instead of giving her my number, I coached her in linguistics for half an hour.
The same happened to a love letter I got back in the eighth grade. It was full of mistakes so I proofread it and gave it back to the girl in question.
clopping doesnt hurt anyone.GladiOol wrote:
Still not as fucked up as the clopping post a few pages back though.
Also Apex, what about this?
Apex is a terrible person
Dead person is already dead—there's no one in this world to harm anymore
adolescent cynicism aside, my point still stands!Brian OA wrote:
Dead person is already dead—there's no one in this world to harm anymore
I think that you'd be pretty "harmed" if someone had sex with the dead body of your family/ friend/lover.Brian OA wrote:
Dead person is already dead—there's no one in this world to harm anymore
implying anyone would figure out about said necrophilism
Necrophilia* and it probably wouldn't even feel that good unless the person in question was freshly dead. The vaginal epithelium dries pretty fast so it would probably just feel like sandpaper.
So what you're saying is that to get a good body you'd probably have to resort to murder
Yes. Either that or embalm the corpse which is a very meticulous process involving injection of embalming fluid into the common carotid and slow drainage of blood through the jugular vein. You might have to supplement that with additional injections into the extremities although if the corpse is young that might not be needed. Then, you'd need to aspirate the contents of the chest cavity, abdomen and the hollow organs and fill them with formaldehyde or a similar preservative. Finally, you'd have to give a thorough spray-down with an additional preservative to prevent decomposition. As long as you regularly spray the corpse, you can probably slow down its decomposition to get maybe two months? of *ahem* use. If you don't mind the smell or illegally obtaining the chemicals of course.
Basically necrophilia isn't practical unless you murder someone.
Basically necrophilia isn't practical unless you murder someone.
The whole topic skyrocketed from "mildly interesting" to "today i learned" just by this post.Kanye West wrote:
Yes. Either that or embalm the corpse which is a very meticulous process involving injection of embalming fluid into the common carotid and slow drainage of blood through the jugular vein. You might have to supplement that with additional injections into the extremities although if the corpse is young that might not be needed. Then, you'd need to aspirate the contents of the chest cavity, abdomen and the hollow organs and fill them with formaldehyde or a similar preservative. Finally, you'd have to give a thorough spray-down with an additional preservative to prevent decomposition. As long as you regularly spray the corpse, you can probably slow down its decomposition to get maybe two months? of *ahem* use. If you don't mind the smell or illegally obtaining the chemicals of course.
Thanks Kanye for the good/interesting read.
Didn't even knew that necrophilias have to maintain the -victims- body with such care to actually continue pleasuring themselves with it on the long run.
Lol idk wtf necrophiliacs do, I learned that in cadaver lab
So by this we can assume that Apex's crotch is constantly numb. The other but less likely option is that he's a chinese serial killer.
Yeah no.
But i think i "could" imagine that the process is similar if some necros are into "preserving" it, either that or they're not preserving the body at all and use it once/twice. dunno
But it's still interesting, somehow.
Also, somewhat related
But i think i "could" imagine that the process is similar if some necros are into "preserving" it, either that or they're not preserving the body at all and use it once/twice. dunno
But it's still interesting, somehow.
Also, somewhat related
The isolated hugboxes called reddit and tumblr will always welcome you.silmarilen wrote:
it makes me sad that i am part of a community that has this mindset on bullying
The reason why I resort to necrophilia is because I could not find any one nice. 
Still, there is a low chance I am going to try it. Why fuck a dead body when you can fuck a quilt?
Still, there is a low chance I am going to try it. Why fuck a dead body when you can fuck a quilt?
wthApex wrote:
The reason why I resort to necrophilia is because I could not find any one nice.
Still, there is a low chance I am going to try it. Why fuck a dead body when you can fuck a quilt?
hello guys this is my waifu she can be kind of shy but deep down i know shes a tsundere <3
Just find a blind and def woman, apex.
the closest that i saw of a loli was the Rozen Maiden anime(don't watch too much animes lastly), and they aren't THAT attractive as u couldthink. like, seriously
Kanye West wrote:
Yes. Either that or embalm the corpse which is a very meticulous process involving injection of embalming fluid into the common carotid and slow drainage of blood through the jugular vein. You might have to supplement that with additional injections into the extremities although if the corpse is young that might not be needed. Then, you'd need to aspirate the contents of the chest cavity, abdomen and the hollow organs and fill them with formaldehyde or a similar preservative. Finally, you'd have to give a thorough spray-down with an additional preservative to prevent decomposition. As long as you regularly spray the corpse, you can probably slow down its decomposition to get maybe two months? of *ahem* use. If you don't mind the smell or illegally obtaining the chemicals of course.
Basically necrophilia isn't practical unless you murder someone.
You lied to me, Avenged Sevenfold!
It's how funny people try to refresh themselves, to make a decision, or to try to be excellent or better. They just don't know refreshed shit is still shit! 
Oh, and the more people I knew, the more I like dogs.
Oh, and the more people I knew, the more I like dogs.
Words to live byApex wrote:
refreshed shit is still shit!
the Apex of ShitpostingApex wrote:
It's how funny people try to refresh themselves, to make a decision, or to try to be excellent or better. They just don't know refreshed shit is still shit!
Oh, and the more people I knew, the more I like dogs.
I hate to say this, but I actually got a chuckle out of battler's post, for once
Apex needs to find his own Helen Keller it seems.
That was an honestly disturbing Wikipedia article and I am partly disgusted yet partly proud that you made reference to itDulcet wrote:
hello guys this is my waifu she can be kind of shy but deep down i know shes a tsundere <3
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it againBrian OA wrote:
That was an honestly disturbing Wikipedia article and I am partly disgusted yet partly proud that you made reference to it
Burnt Toast_old
Hika wrote:
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it again
What article?
for the new pageNotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
Hika wrote:
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it again
mekadon_old
I'm probably having urolagnia. I don't really know how I got into these but I find golden showers lewd as long as it's not from men.
I also have the habit of holding my bladder until I really can not take it anymore and have that sort of euphoria
On a side note, do you guys wash you hands after using the urinals? I keep seeing people pee and just leave the washroom without washing hands...
I also have the habit of holding my bladder until I really can not take it anymore and have that sort of euphoria
On a side note, do you guys wash you hands after using the urinals? I keep seeing people pee and just leave the washroom without washing hands...
I wash em. Regardless of what people may say, I was touching my junk if only for a moment. I wouldn't want to shake hands or touch doorknobs under that basis.
i use my hands to eat so yeah i do wash them
You use urinals?!UnderminE wrote:
i use my hands to eat so yeah i do wash them
i hate that kind of sentences, very incomplete. Don't what? I don't even what?
can you not