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We can find it out: my uncle has a farm and plenty of goats.Cloudchaser wrote:
I don't know if call it fetish or obssesion
;_;
...I have a sick uncle.
Is your uncle a brony?
TIL ponies = goatsmathexpert wrote:
Is your uncle a brony?
Tanzklaue wrote:
TIL ponies = goatsmathexpert wrote:
Is your uncle a brony?
i thought broat was bro + boat
broatmeal
real men play naked
good ideaHika wrote:
real men play naked
em, seriously?Hika wrote:
real men play naked
yes.battler077 wrote:
em, seriously?Hika wrote:
real men play naked
playing naked brings the best results, makes your acc go up by 20%
Also, playing with a ball mouse.
don't make jokes kanye.Kanye West wrote:
Also, playing with a ball mouse.
as if there is anyone who doesn't play with a ball mouse.
why a little sister? why not a little brother?Subaru Takamaru wrote:
I wish I have little sister ;_;
lewdSubaru Takamaru wrote:
I wish I have little sister ;_;
just as a heads up: i have 2 little sisters. they are nothing like in anime.
It's almost like the little sisters in anime are designed to appeal to lonely males. 
Real girls are gross. 3D not even once.
Real girls are gross. 3D not even once.
That's every girl in animeShellghost wrote:
It's almost like the little sisters in anime are designed to appeal to lonely males.
Real girls are gross. 3D not even once.What about real boys
There's the Finnish you* mentioned last page—assuming that's someone else
*Finnghost
We can't be in the same room together. That much Shellghost in a small space would reach critical mass.
I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;
my life in one sentenceFaayne wrote:
I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;
Everytime I planned going back home, rain suddenly comes at that time... how?
*right now, it happens again
*right now, it happens again
this is not a confessionsatriobp wrote:
Everytime I planned going back home, rain suddenly comes at that time... how?
*right now, it happens again
fine... my bad then *never confessed beforeDulcet wrote:
this is not a confession
I'm obsessed with gasoline's smell since I was kids
well, I can kinda know where the guy's coming from. I mean, I wished I had a big sister a lot when I was younger, probably because my brother was always very distant and I was a total attention whore. Thought it'd be nice to have a sibling that actually cared for me.
I'm making it sound like I have family issues or something, that's not the case at all, I just like to be delusional sometimes
I'm making it sound like I have family issues or something, that's not the case at all, I just like to be delusional sometimes
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculousvipto wrote:
I've never actually had doubts about myself, until yesterday.
mekadon_old
idk sometimes things happen that are really tough to handle, also depression can be caused by other peoplemekadon wrote:
how does people get depressed all the time anywayFaayne wrote:
I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;
I know life is hard but still
What are you even saying?Bassist Vinyl wrote:
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculousvipto wrote:
I've never actually had doubts about myself, until yesterday.
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
do it. Life doesn't end there if she blocks uJordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
lol second thatBassist Vinyl wrote:
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculous
The problem is that we're friends... I don't want that to end either
As a kid I wished that I'd have a brother so we could play "boys" video games together. I have a big and a little sister and we'd play some Mario together but I also wanted to play fighting, shooter and action games.
And I always tease my little sister by being stupid, example making random noises and faces and poking her.
And I always tease my little sister by being stupid, example making random noises and faces and poking her.
Mianki wrote:
we could play "boys" video games together.
dude mario is the most manly game of them all. what is manlier than being a guy with awesome mustache that goes out to safe his lady from a giant killer-dragon-toad (emphasis on the dragon)?Mianki wrote:
we'd play some Mario together.
Seph
mekadon_old
Jordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
I know that feel bro... I don't want to end it with my childhood friend after being with her for over 10 years ;_;Jordan wrote:
The problem is that we're friends... I don't want that to end either
Though maybe in my case we won't be talking to each other, but we still meet since my family had quite a good relationship with hers.
Time to eat sandwiches in the park alone
The Won't Try-Force?Seph wrote:
Jordan wrote:
The problem is that we're friends... I don't want that to end eithergoddamn you're on a trinity with me and gladiJordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
Tons of damage.
a lot of people here need to practice how not to be a bitch and man up. just go for it and if shit doesn't go the way you wanted then oh fucking well. better than sitting there doing nothing and regretting that you didn't do whatever a long time ago.
Zeraph LOL nice advice
I pretend to not like being alone when I prefer it 99% of the time.
Burnt Toast_old
Listening to Ichiban no Takaramono sometimes makes me tear up.
I have a massive crush on my Spanish Teacher and it took me weeks just to build up the courage to tell her she looked pretty. Well actually I had to write it in my notebook then show it to her because the words would not come out... I spent the rest of the day thinking about how pathetic I am.
I have a massive crush on my Spanish Teacher and it took me weeks just to build up the courage to tell her she looked pretty. Well actually I had to write it in my notebook then show it to her because the words would not come out... I spent the rest of the day thinking about how pathetic I am.
Tell her that she's caliente.
In my class we'd just hit on the teachers for the hell of it sometimes.
You need a zipper jacket and a strong knee. Make sure you are alone with the teacher, your jacket's closed, and then lock eyes with her. Make a wild move, opening your zipper jacket in an instant. Approach her and tell her "Profesora, eres bellísima." She'll call you stupid and tell you to go away. Then get on one knee and say "Tengo un fuego ardiendo en mi corazón por usted, prof." She'll say something along the lines of how it's harassment and might threaten you with campus security.
Blow her a kiss before getting up and walk away as she gives you 10 extra points on the next test.
Make sure you keep a straight face on at all times. It helps if you're high.
You need a zipper jacket and a strong knee. Make sure you are alone with the teacher, your jacket's closed, and then lock eyes with her. Make a wild move, opening your zipper jacket in an instant. Approach her and tell her "Profesora, eres bellísima." She'll call you stupid and tell you to go away. Then get on one knee and say "Tengo un fuego ardiendo en mi corazón por usted, prof." She'll say something along the lines of how it's harassment and might threaten you with campus security.
Blow her a kiss before getting up and walk away as she gives you 10 extra points on the next test.
Make sure you keep a straight face on at all times. It helps if you're high.
i would probably burst into laughter half way and just walk out.
if i were high.
if i were high.
Shellghost wrote:
The Won't Try-Force?
Hahahahaha damn
Genial jajajajaja!Brian OA wrote:
In my class we'd just hit on the teachers for the hell of it sometimes.
You need a zipper jacket and a strong knee. Make sure you are alone with the teacher, your jacket's closed, and then lock eyes with her. Make a wild move, opening your zipper jacket in an instant. Approach her and tell her "Profesora, eres bellísima." She'll call you stupid and tell you to go away. Then get on one knee and say "Tengo un fuego ardiendo en mi corazón por usted, prof." She'll say something along the lines of how it's harassment and might threaten you with campus security.
Blow her a kiss before getting up and walk away as she gives you 10 extra points on the next test.
Make sure you keep a straight face on at all times. It helps if you're high.
that's the best thing to do in class no matter who's teachingBrian OA wrote:
In my class we'd just hit on the teachers for the hell of it sometimes.
people generally don't give a fuck about whether a friend has a crush on them or not, at least they don't care about it enough to get mad about itJordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
I mean what the fuck why would someone get mad over that
my sister is just like my japanese animesTanzklaue wrote:
just as a heads up: i have 2 little sisters. they are nothing like in anime.
in the way that she pesters me constantly
but that's every 6 year-old for you
bitchSeph wrote:
man wowShellghost wrote:
The Won't Try-Force?
haha
shots fired
im hit
oh you are not zeraphlel anymore
hey fuck you guys i've already given up so i'm not in the won't-try-zone. i'm in the pussy-zone now. not the literal sense though : D: D: : D fuck
funny dudeZeraph wrote:
man up
the won't-try zone is the same as the pussy-zone. so stop being a pussy and try damn wtf gladiGladiOol wrote:
hey fuck you guys i've already given up so i'm not in the won't-try-zone. i'm in the pussy-zone now. not the literal sense though : D: D: : D fuck
Kanye West wrote:
the won't-try zone is the same as the pussy-zone. so stop being a pussy and try damn wtf gladiGladiOol wrote:
hey fuck you guys i've already given up so i'm not in the won't-try-zone. i'm in the pussy-zone now. not the literal sense though : D: D: : D fuck
nanimekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
they always doesYuu-Chii wrote:
nanimekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
whatmekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
lol i thought it said Herp AlbertSeph wrote:
I thought it said Herp Alpert
That's what our prime minister thinks too, moreover, he wants them to stay at home so people don't get horny because of themmekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
big sin hurr durr
UnderminE wrote:
That's what our prime minister thinks too, moreover, he wants them to stay at home so people don't get horny because of themmekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
big sin hurr durr
DaddyCoolVipper wrote:
kawaiii
I feel you man. Those front hump are H-O-T HOT!!!mekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
...not sure if sarcasticCeph23 wrote:
I feel you man. Those front hump are H-O-T HOT!!!mekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
Burnt Toast_old
I frequently imagine this scenario where everyone on the forums were in an osu! boarding school or university or whatever. We sometimes play solo on different computers and other times there is a big screen hooked up to a computer at the front of the room and people can take turns showing off their skills to everyone for fun. Everyone is really kind and warm to one-another and it just sounds like so much fun I can't stop smiling while thinking about it.
One of my favorite random intrusive thoughts recently so I thought I would share I guess.
One of my favorite random intrusive thoughts recently so I thought I would share I guess.
HahBurnt Toast wrote:
Everyone is really kind and warm to one-another
mathexpert wrote:
I feel you man. Those front hump are H-O-T HOT!!!Ceph23 wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
They're completely serious.mekadon wrote:
...not sure if sarcastic
Source : I think pregnant girls are hot. Even more when they have kids already
ONE DAY, AT OSU ACADEMYBurnt Toast wrote:
I frequently imagine this scenario where everyone on the forums were in an osu! boarding school or university or whatever. We sometimes play solo on different computers and other times there is a big screen hooked up to a computer at the front of the room and people can take turns showing off their skills to everyone for fun. Everyone is really kind and warm to one-another and it just sounds like so much fun I can't stop smiling while thinking about it.
One of my favorite random intrusive thoughts recently so I thought I would share I guess.
"Hey, we haven't introduced each other yet." You approach the student in front of you.
The student glares at you for a few seconds. A text slides in front of you saying 'Kanye West, Super Duper High School Level Nigger.'
He walks away.
"S-Some other time, then." You respond.
You turn around to find the Super Duper High School Level Shitposter laughing at you.
Sounds like the beginning of some Yaoi fangirl fantasy.Brian OA wrote:
ONE DAY, AT OSU ACADEMYBurnt Toast wrote:
I frequently imagine this scenario where everyone on the forums were in an osu! boarding school or university or whatever. We sometimes play solo on different computers and other times there is a big screen hooked up to a computer at the front of the room and people can take turns showing off their skills to everyone for fun. Everyone is really kind and warm to one-another and it just sounds like so much fun I can't stop smiling while thinking about it.
One of my favorite random intrusive thoughts recently so I thought I would share I guess.
"Hey, we haven't introduced each other yet." You approach the student in front of you.
The student glares at you for a few seconds. A text slides in front of you saying 'Kanye West, Super Duper High School Level Nigger.'
He walks away.
"S-Some other time, then." You respond.
You turn around to find the Super Duper High School Level Shitposter laughing at you.
mekadon_old
mekadon wrote:
I kind of like the idea of having children, despite knowing it's huge responsibility.
I admit I do fantasize my daughteru calling me "papa" and draw cute stuff (actually ugly but oh well) in front of me
Well shit
I want a pet loli
I think it's perfectly natural to think that way. We all have some plan to to get married and have kids someday.And I believe that responsibility brings out the best in everyone.mekadon wrote:
I kind of like the idea of having children, despite knowing it's huge responsibility.
I admit I do fantasize my daughteru calling me "papa" and draw cute stuff (actually ugly but oh well) in front of me
Well shit
But wanting to have a pet loli is not normal.
That being said..... I wan't one as well
And suddenly you turn around to Horo writing names in a death noteBurnt Toast wrote:
I frequently imagine this scenario where everyone on the forums were in an osu! boarding school or university or whatever. We sometimes play solo on different computers and other times there is a big screen hooked up to a computer at the front of the room and people can take turns showing off their skills to everyone for fun. Everyone is really kind and warm to one-another and it just sounds like so much fun I can't stop smiling while thinking about it.
One of my favorite random intrusive thoughts recently so I thought I would share I guess.
And in the mapping labs everyone just throws turds at each other
God that would be awesome
Someone make osu academy happen.
Free VN
Free VN
Will i be one of the waifus to chose from?!1Liiraye wrote:
Someone make osu academy happen.
Free VN
Pls choose my storyline, i'm best waifu fuck other waifus.
no, you will be in the club of off topic, where you (the player that is) will never enter out of fear but everytime you stand in front of the door you hear hilariously bad written humour from various members of off topic.NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
Will i be one of the waifus to chose from?!1Liiraye wrote:
Someone make osu academy happen.
Free VN
Pls choose my storyline, i'm best waifu fuck other waifus.
OT would be a joke route where you ultimately die from cancer
The game itself involves horrible, awkward hook-ups whilst intellectually pointing out the flaws in dating people you've met through a circle clicking game.
True End features the main character quitting the game for good and moving to a new life. Other ends, depending on the girl/boy/trap, have the player becoming a mapper, player, developer, and moderator each one with varying levels of success depending on your choices.
One bad end features the player moving on to becoming the best player there ever was, is, and ever will be at the cost of his own humanity.
Naturally, you go through different cliques in the community, depending on what route you're on. One route features the banned clique, where you meet people like friendok evading bans via fake IDs to hop into osu academy. You never end up doing that, though.
The game itself involves horrible, awkward hook-ups whilst intellectually pointing out the flaws in dating people you've met through a circle clicking game.
True End features the main character quitting the game for good and moving to a new life. Other ends, depending on the girl/boy/trap, have the player becoming a mapper, player, developer, and moderator each one with varying levels of success depending on your choices.
One bad end features the player moving on to becoming the best player there ever was, is, and ever will be at the cost of his own humanity.
Naturally, you go through different cliques in the community, depending on what route you're on. One route features the banned clique, where you meet people like friendok evading bans via fake IDs to hop into osu academy. You never end up doing that, though.
I never want to have kids because I'm way too selfish and would probably neglect them. Similarly I can pretty much never see myself in a committed relationship because I would never put their needs before my own.
Give that thought a few more years
Kanye West wrote:
I never want to have kids because I'm way too selfish and would probably neglect them. Similarly I can pretty much never see myself in a committed relationship because I would never put their needs before my own.
People often say that. They completely change when they git keeds tho
if they get kids, which I won'tLiiraye wrote:
Kanye West wrote:
I never want to have kids because I'm way too selfish and would probably neglect them. Similarly I can pretty much never see myself in a committed relationship because I would never put their needs before my own.
People often say that. They completely change when they git keeds tho
i feel you kanye except i'm not selfish. just don't want to deal with that kind of shit.
...but that's being selfish
everytime i watch 2d guro...
Like people getting ripped apart....
Getting cut into half...
I start to fantasize....
I fantasize as the victim.....
Wtf is wrong with me
Like people getting ripped apart....
Getting cut into half...
I start to fantasize....
I fantasize as the victim.....
Wtf is wrong with me