So what you're saying is that to get a good body you'd probably have to resort to murder
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Yes. Either that or embalm the corpse which is a very meticulous process involving injection of embalming fluid into the common carotid and slow drainage of blood through the jugular vein. You might have to supplement that with additional injections into the extremities although if the corpse is young that might not be needed. Then, you'd need to aspirate the contents of the chest cavity, abdomen and the hollow organs and fill them with formaldehyde or a similar preservative. Finally, you'd have to give a thorough spray-down with an additional preservative to prevent decomposition. As long as you regularly spray the corpse, you can probably slow down its decomposition to get maybe two months? of *ahem* use. If you don't mind the smell or illegally obtaining the chemicals of course.
Basically necrophilia isn't practical unless you murder someone.
Basically necrophilia isn't practical unless you murder someone.
The whole topic skyrocketed from "mildly interesting" to "today i learned" just by this post.Kanye West wrote:
Yes. Either that or embalm the corpse which is a very meticulous process involving injection of embalming fluid into the common carotid and slow drainage of blood through the jugular vein. You might have to supplement that with additional injections into the extremities although if the corpse is young that might not be needed. Then, you'd need to aspirate the contents of the chest cavity, abdomen and the hollow organs and fill them with formaldehyde or a similar preservative. Finally, you'd have to give a thorough spray-down with an additional preservative to prevent decomposition. As long as you regularly spray the corpse, you can probably slow down its decomposition to get maybe two months? of *ahem* use. If you don't mind the smell or illegally obtaining the chemicals of course.
Thanks Kanye for the good/interesting read.
Didn't even knew that necrophilias have to maintain the -victims- body with such care to actually continue pleasuring themselves with it on the long run.
Lol idk wtf necrophiliacs do, I learned that in cadaver lab
So by this we can assume that Apex's crotch is constantly numb. The other but less likely option is that he's a chinese serial killer.
Yeah no.
But i think i "could" imagine that the process is similar if some necros are into "preserving" it, either that or they're not preserving the body at all and use it once/twice. dunno
But it's still interesting, somehow.
Also, somewhat related
But i think i "could" imagine that the process is similar if some necros are into "preserving" it, either that or they're not preserving the body at all and use it once/twice. dunno
But it's still interesting, somehow.
Also, somewhat related
The isolated hugboxes called reddit and tumblr will always welcome you.silmarilen wrote:
it makes me sad that i am part of a community that has this mindset on bullying
The reason why I resort to necrophilia is because I could not find any one nice. 
Still, there is a low chance I am going to try it. Why fuck a dead body when you can fuck a quilt?
Still, there is a low chance I am going to try it. Why fuck a dead body when you can fuck a quilt?
wthApex wrote:
The reason why I resort to necrophilia is because I could not find any one nice.
Still, there is a low chance I am going to try it. Why fuck a dead body when you can fuck a quilt?
hello guys this is my waifu she can be kind of shy but deep down i know shes a tsundere <3
Just find a blind and def woman, apex.
the closest that i saw of a loli was the Rozen Maiden anime(don't watch too much animes lastly), and they aren't THAT attractive as u couldthink. like, seriously
Kanye West wrote:
Yes. Either that or embalm the corpse which is a very meticulous process involving injection of embalming fluid into the common carotid and slow drainage of blood through the jugular vein. You might have to supplement that with additional injections into the extremities although if the corpse is young that might not be needed. Then, you'd need to aspirate the contents of the chest cavity, abdomen and the hollow organs and fill them with formaldehyde or a similar preservative. Finally, you'd have to give a thorough spray-down with an additional preservative to prevent decomposition. As long as you regularly spray the corpse, you can probably slow down its decomposition to get maybe two months? of *ahem* use. If you don't mind the smell or illegally obtaining the chemicals of course.
Basically necrophilia isn't practical unless you murder someone.
You lied to me, Avenged Sevenfold!
It's how funny people try to refresh themselves, to make a decision, or to try to be excellent or better. They just don't know refreshed shit is still shit! 
Oh, and the more people I knew, the more I like dogs.
Oh, and the more people I knew, the more I like dogs.
Words to live byApex wrote:
refreshed shit is still shit!
the Apex of ShitpostingApex wrote:
It's how funny people try to refresh themselves, to make a decision, or to try to be excellent or better. They just don't know refreshed shit is still shit!
Oh, and the more people I knew, the more I like dogs.
I hate to say this, but I actually got a chuckle out of battler's post, for once
Apex needs to find his own Helen Keller it seems.
That was an honestly disturbing Wikipedia article and I am partly disgusted yet partly proud that you made reference to itDulcet wrote:
hello guys this is my waifu she can be kind of shy but deep down i know shes a tsundere <3
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it againBrian OA wrote:
That was an honestly disturbing Wikipedia article and I am partly disgusted yet partly proud that you made reference to it
Burnt Toast_old
Hika wrote:
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it again
What article?
for the new pageNotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
Hika wrote:
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it again
mekadon_old
I'm probably having urolagnia. I don't really know how I got into these but I find golden showers lewd as long as it's not from men.
I also have the habit of holding my bladder until I really can not take it anymore and have that sort of euphoria
On a side note, do you guys wash you hands after using the urinals? I keep seeing people pee and just leave the washroom without washing hands...
I also have the habit of holding my bladder until I really can not take it anymore and have that sort of euphoria
On a side note, do you guys wash you hands after using the urinals? I keep seeing people pee and just leave the washroom without washing hands...
I wash em. Regardless of what people may say, I was touching my junk if only for a moment. I wouldn't want to shake hands or touch doorknobs under that basis.
i use my hands to eat so yeah i do wash them
You use urinals?!UnderminE wrote:
i use my hands to eat so yeah i do wash them
i hate that kind of sentences, very incomplete. Don't what? I don't even what?
can you not
I have fetish with goats
;_;
;_;
but
first a pony fucker not sure if serious a goat fucker xDCloudchaser wrote:
I have fetish with goats
;_;
Btw wasn't bestiality normal in some south american countries?
I vaguely remember a documentary, gross...
Someone's been watching 40 year old virgin.Cloudchaser wrote:
I have fetish with goats
;_;
I don't know if call it fetish or obssesion
;_;
;_;
mekadon_old
I have a chopstick fetish and it keeps hurting my delicate anus 
Static Noise Bird wrote:
I have a chopstick fetish and it keeps hurting my delicate anus
Thanks for the image in my head.
No problem
We can find it out: my uncle has a farm and plenty of goats.Cloudchaser wrote:
I don't know if call it fetish or obssesion
;_;
...I have a sick uncle.
Is your uncle a brony?
TIL ponies = goatsmathexpert wrote:
Is your uncle a brony?
Tanzklaue wrote:
TIL ponies = goatsmathexpert wrote:
Is your uncle a brony?
i thought broat was bro + boat
broatmeal
real men play naked
good ideaHika wrote:
real men play naked
em, seriously?Hika wrote:
real men play naked
yes.battler077 wrote:
em, seriously?Hika wrote:
real men play naked
playing naked brings the best results, makes your acc go up by 20%
Also, playing with a ball mouse.
don't make jokes kanye.Kanye West wrote:
Also, playing with a ball mouse.
as if there is anyone who doesn't play with a ball mouse.
why a little sister? why not a little brother?Subaru Takamaru wrote:
I wish I have little sister ;_;
lewdSubaru Takamaru wrote:
I wish I have little sister ;_;
just as a heads up: i have 2 little sisters. they are nothing like in anime.
It's almost like the little sisters in anime are designed to appeal to lonely males. 
Real girls are gross. 3D not even once.
Real girls are gross. 3D not even once.
That's every girl in animeShellghost wrote:
It's almost like the little sisters in anime are designed to appeal to lonely males.
Real girls are gross. 3D not even once.What about real boys
There's the Finnish you* mentioned last page—assuming that's someone else
*Finnghost
We can't be in the same room together. That much Shellghost in a small space would reach critical mass.
I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;
my life in one sentenceFaayne wrote:
I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;
Everytime I planned going back home, rain suddenly comes at that time... how?
*right now, it happens again
*right now, it happens again
this is not a confessionsatriobp wrote:
Everytime I planned going back home, rain suddenly comes at that time... how?
*right now, it happens again
fine... my bad then *never confessed beforeDulcet wrote:
this is not a confession
I'm obsessed with gasoline's smell since I was kids
well, I can kinda know where the guy's coming from. I mean, I wished I had a big sister a lot when I was younger, probably because my brother was always very distant and I was a total attention whore. Thought it'd be nice to have a sibling that actually cared for me.
I'm making it sound like I have family issues or something, that's not the case at all, I just like to be delusional sometimes
I'm making it sound like I have family issues or something, that's not the case at all, I just like to be delusional sometimes
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculousvipto wrote:
I've never actually had doubts about myself, until yesterday.
mekadon_old
idk sometimes things happen that are really tough to handle, also depression can be caused by other peoplemekadon wrote:
how does people get depressed all the time anywayFaayne wrote:
I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;
I know life is hard but still
What are you even saying?Bassist Vinyl wrote:
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculousvipto wrote:
I've never actually had doubts about myself, until yesterday.
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
do it. Life doesn't end there if she blocks uJordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
lol second thatBassist Vinyl wrote:
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculous
The problem is that we're friends... I don't want that to end either
As a kid I wished that I'd have a brother so we could play "boys" video games together. I have a big and a little sister and we'd play some Mario together but I also wanted to play fighting, shooter and action games.
And I always tease my little sister by being stupid, example making random noises and faces and poking her.
And I always tease my little sister by being stupid, example making random noises and faces and poking her.
Mianki wrote:
we could play "boys" video games together.
dude mario is the most manly game of them all. what is manlier than being a guy with awesome mustache that goes out to safe his lady from a giant killer-dragon-toad (emphasis on the dragon)?Mianki wrote:
we'd play some Mario together.
Seph
mekadon_old
Jordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
I know that feel bro... I don't want to end it with my childhood friend after being with her for over 10 years ;_;Jordan wrote:
The problem is that we're friends... I don't want that to end either
Though maybe in my case we won't be talking to each other, but we still meet since my family had quite a good relationship with hers.
Time to eat sandwiches in the park alone
The Won't Try-Force?Seph wrote:
Jordan wrote:
The problem is that we're friends... I don't want that to end eithergoddamn you're on a trinity with me and gladiJordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
Tons of damage.
a lot of people here need to practice how not to be a bitch and man up. just go for it and if shit doesn't go the way you wanted then oh fucking well. better than sitting there doing nothing and regretting that you didn't do whatever a long time ago.
Zeraph LOL nice advice
I pretend to not like being alone when I prefer it 99% of the time.
Burnt Toast_old
Listening to Ichiban no Takaramono sometimes makes me tear up.
I have a massive crush on my Spanish Teacher and it took me weeks just to build up the courage to tell her she looked pretty. Well actually I had to write it in my notebook then show it to her because the words would not come out... I spent the rest of the day thinking about how pathetic I am.
I have a massive crush on my Spanish Teacher and it took me weeks just to build up the courage to tell her she looked pretty. Well actually I had to write it in my notebook then show it to her because the words would not come out... I spent the rest of the day thinking about how pathetic I am.
Tell her that she's caliente.
In my class we'd just hit on the teachers for the hell of it sometimes.
You need a zipper jacket and a strong knee. Make sure you are alone with the teacher, your jacket's closed, and then lock eyes with her. Make a wild move, opening your zipper jacket in an instant. Approach her and tell her "Profesora, eres bellísima." She'll call you stupid and tell you to go away. Then get on one knee and say "Tengo un fuego ardiendo en mi corazón por usted, prof." She'll say something along the lines of how it's harassment and might threaten you with campus security.
Blow her a kiss before getting up and walk away as she gives you 10 extra points on the next test.
Make sure you keep a straight face on at all times. It helps if you're high.
You need a zipper jacket and a strong knee. Make sure you are alone with the teacher, your jacket's closed, and then lock eyes with her. Make a wild move, opening your zipper jacket in an instant. Approach her and tell her "Profesora, eres bellísima." She'll call you stupid and tell you to go away. Then get on one knee and say "Tengo un fuego ardiendo en mi corazón por usted, prof." She'll say something along the lines of how it's harassment and might threaten you with campus security.
Blow her a kiss before getting up and walk away as she gives you 10 extra points on the next test.
Make sure you keep a straight face on at all times. It helps if you're high.
i would probably burst into laughter half way and just walk out.
if i were high.
if i were high.
Shellghost wrote:
The Won't Try-Force?
Hahahahaha damn
Genial jajajajaja!Brian OA wrote:
In my class we'd just hit on the teachers for the hell of it sometimes.
You need a zipper jacket and a strong knee. Make sure you are alone with the teacher, your jacket's closed, and then lock eyes with her. Make a wild move, opening your zipper jacket in an instant. Approach her and tell her "Profesora, eres bellísima." She'll call you stupid and tell you to go away. Then get on one knee and say "Tengo un fuego ardiendo en mi corazón por usted, prof." She'll say something along the lines of how it's harassment and might threaten you with campus security.
Blow her a kiss before getting up and walk away as she gives you 10 extra points on the next test.
Make sure you keep a straight face on at all times. It helps if you're high.
that's the best thing to do in class no matter who's teachingBrian OA wrote:
In my class we'd just hit on the teachers for the hell of it sometimes.
people generally don't give a fuck about whether a friend has a crush on them or not, at least they don't care about it enough to get mad about itJordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
I mean what the fuck why would someone get mad over that
my sister is just like my japanese animesTanzklaue wrote:
just as a heads up: i have 2 little sisters. they are nothing like in anime.
in the way that she pesters me constantly
but that's every 6 year-old for you
bitchSeph wrote:
man wowShellghost wrote:
The Won't Try-Force?
haha
shots fired
im hit
oh you are not zeraphlel anymore
hey fuck you guys i've already given up so i'm not in the won't-try-zone. i'm in the pussy-zone now. not the literal sense though : D: D: : D fuck