the closest that i saw of a loli was the Rozen Maiden anime(don't watch too much animes lastly), and they aren't THAT attractive as u couldthink. like, seriously
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Kanye West wrote:
Yes. Either that or embalm the corpse which is a very meticulous process involving injection of embalming fluid into the common carotid and slow drainage of blood through the jugular vein. You might have to supplement that with additional injections into the extremities although if the corpse is young that might not be needed. Then, you'd need to aspirate the contents of the chest cavity, abdomen and the hollow organs and fill them with formaldehyde or a similar preservative. Finally, you'd have to give a thorough spray-down with an additional preservative to prevent decomposition. As long as you regularly spray the corpse, you can probably slow down its decomposition to get maybe two months? of *ahem* use. If you don't mind the smell or illegally obtaining the chemicals of course.
Basically necrophilia isn't practical unless you murder someone.
You lied to me, Avenged Sevenfold!
It's how funny people try to refresh themselves, to make a decision, or to try to be excellent or better. They just don't know refreshed shit is still shit! 
Oh, and the more people I knew, the more I like dogs.
Oh, and the more people I knew, the more I like dogs.
Words to live byApex wrote:
refreshed shit is still shit!
the Apex of ShitpostingApex wrote:
It's how funny people try to refresh themselves, to make a decision, or to try to be excellent or better. They just don't know refreshed shit is still shit!
Oh, and the more people I knew, the more I like dogs.
I hate to say this, but I actually got a chuckle out of battler's post, for once
Apex needs to find his own Helen Keller it seems.
That was an honestly disturbing Wikipedia article and I am partly disgusted yet partly proud that you made reference to itDulcet wrote:
hello guys this is my waifu she can be kind of shy but deep down i know shes a tsundere <3
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it againBrian OA wrote:
That was an honestly disturbing Wikipedia article and I am partly disgusted yet partly proud that you made reference to it
Burnt Toast_old
Hika wrote:
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it again
What article?
for the new pageNotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
Hika wrote:
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it again
mekadon_old
I'm probably having urolagnia. I don't really know how I got into these but I find golden showers lewd as long as it's not from men.
I also have the habit of holding my bladder until I really can not take it anymore and have that sort of euphoria
On a side note, do you guys wash you hands after using the urinals? I keep seeing people pee and just leave the washroom without washing hands...
I also have the habit of holding my bladder until I really can not take it anymore and have that sort of euphoria
On a side note, do you guys wash you hands after using the urinals? I keep seeing people pee and just leave the washroom without washing hands...
I wash em. Regardless of what people may say, I was touching my junk if only for a moment. I wouldn't want to shake hands or touch doorknobs under that basis.
i use my hands to eat so yeah i do wash them
You use urinals?!UnderminE wrote:
i use my hands to eat so yeah i do wash them
i hate that kind of sentences, very incomplete. Don't what? I don't even what?
can you not
I have fetish with goats
;_;
;_;
but
first a pony fucker not sure if serious a goat fucker xDCloudchaser wrote:
I have fetish with goats
;_;
Btw wasn't bestiality normal in some south american countries?
I vaguely remember a documentary, gross...
Someone's been watching 40 year old virgin.Cloudchaser wrote:
I have fetish with goats
;_;
I don't know if call it fetish or obssesion
;_;
;_;
mekadon_old
I have a chopstick fetish and it keeps hurting my delicate anus 
Static Noise Bird wrote:
I have a chopstick fetish and it keeps hurting my delicate anus
Thanks for the image in my head.
No problem
We can find it out: my uncle has a farm and plenty of goats.Cloudchaser wrote:
I don't know if call it fetish or obssesion
;_;
...I have a sick uncle.
Is your uncle a brony?
TIL ponies = goatsmathexpert wrote:
Is your uncle a brony?
Tanzklaue wrote:
TIL ponies = goatsmathexpert wrote:
Is your uncle a brony?
i thought broat was bro + boat
broatmeal
real men play naked