Words to live byApex wrote:
refreshed shit is still shit!
the Apex of ShitpostingApex wrote:
It's how funny people try to refresh themselves, to make a decision, or to try to be excellent or better. They just don't know refreshed shit is still shit!
Oh, and the more people I knew, the more I like dogs.
That was an honestly disturbing Wikipedia article and I am partly disgusted yet partly proud that you made reference to itDulcet wrote:
hello guys this is my waifu she can be kind of shy but deep down i know shes a tsundere <3
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it againBrian OA wrote:
That was an honestly disturbing Wikipedia article and I am partly disgusted yet partly proud that you made reference to it
Hika wrote:
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it again
for the new pageNotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
Hika wrote:
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it again
You use urinals?!UnderminE wrote:
i use my hands to eat so yeah i do wash them
first a pony fucker not sure if serious a goat fucker xDCloudchaser wrote:
I have fetish with goats
;_;
Someone's been watching 40 year old virgin.Cloudchaser wrote:
I have fetish with goats
;_;
Static Noise Bird wrote:
I have a chopstick fetish and it keeps hurting my delicate anus
We can find it out: my uncle has a farm and plenty of goats.Cloudchaser wrote:
I don't know if call it fetish or obssesion
;_;
TIL ponies = goatsmathexpert wrote:
Is your uncle a brony?
Tanzklaue wrote:
TIL ponies = goatsmathexpert wrote:
Is your uncle a brony?
good ideaHika wrote:
real men play naked
em, seriously?Hika wrote:
real men play naked
yes.battler077 wrote:
em, seriously?Hika wrote:
real men play naked
don't make jokes kanye.Kanye West wrote:
Also, playing with a ball mouse.
why a little sister? why not a little brother?Subaru Takamaru wrote:
I wish I have little sister ;_;
lewdSubaru Takamaru wrote:
I wish I have little sister ;_;
That's every girl in animeShellghost wrote:
It's almost like the little sisters in anime are designed to appeal to lonely males.
Real girls are gross. 3D not even once.What about real boys
my life in one sentenceFaayne wrote:
I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;
this is not a confessionsatriobp wrote:
Everytime I planned going back home, rain suddenly comes at that time... how?
*right now, it happens again
fine... my bad then *never confessed beforeDulcet wrote:
this is not a confession
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculousvipto wrote:
I've never actually had doubts about myself, until yesterday.
idk sometimes things happen that are really tough to handle, also depression can be caused by other peoplemekadon wrote:
how does people get depressed all the time anywayFaayne wrote:
I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;
I know life is hard but still
What are you even saying?Bassist Vinyl wrote:
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculousvipto wrote:
I've never actually had doubts about myself, until yesterday.
do it. Life doesn't end there if she blocks uJordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
lol second thatBassist Vinyl wrote:
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculous
Mianki wrote:
we could play "boys" video games together.
dude mario is the most manly game of them all. what is manlier than being a guy with awesome mustache that goes out to safe his lady from a giant killer-dragon-toad (emphasis on the dragon)?Mianki wrote:
we'd play some Mario together.
Jordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
I know that feel bro... I don't want to end it with my childhood friend after being with her for over 10 years ;_;Jordan wrote:
The problem is that we're friends... I don't want that to end either
The Won't Try-Force?Seph wrote:
Jordan wrote:
The problem is that we're friends... I don't want that to end eithergoddamn you're on a trinity with me and gladiJordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
Shellghost wrote:
The Won't Try-Force?
Genial jajajajaja!Brian OA wrote:
In my class we'd just hit on the teachers for the hell of it sometimes.
You need a zipper jacket and a strong knee. Make sure you are alone with the teacher, your jacket's closed, and then lock eyes with her. Make a wild move, opening your zipper jacket in an instant. Approach her and tell her "Profesora, eres bellísima." She'll call you stupid and tell you to go away. Then get on one knee and say "Tengo un fuego ardiendo en mi corazón por usted, prof." She'll say something along the lines of how it's harassment and might threaten you with campus security.
Blow her a kiss before getting up and walk away as she gives you 10 extra points on the next test.
Make sure you keep a straight face on at all times. It helps if you're high.
that's the best thing to do in class no matter who's teachingBrian OA wrote:
In my class we'd just hit on the teachers for the hell of it sometimes.
people generally don't give a fuck about whether a friend has a crush on them or not, at least they don't care about it enough to get mad about itJordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
my sister is just like my japanese animesTanzklaue wrote:
just as a heads up: i have 2 little sisters. they are nothing like in anime.
bitchSeph wrote:
man wowShellghost wrote:
The Won't Try-Force?
haha
shots fired
im hit
funny dudeZeraph wrote:
man up
the won't-try zone is the same as the pussy-zone. so stop being a pussy and try damn wtf gladiGladiOol wrote:
hey fuck you guys i've already given up so i'm not in the won't-try-zone. i'm in the pussy-zone now. not the literal sense though : D: D: : D fuck
Kanye West wrote:
the won't-try zone is the same as the pussy-zone. so stop being a pussy and try damn wtf gladiGladiOol wrote:
hey fuck you guys i've already given up so i'm not in the won't-try-zone. i'm in the pussy-zone now. not the literal sense though : D: D: : D fuck
nanimekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
they always doesYuu-Chii wrote:
nanimekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
whatmekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot
lol i thought it said Herp AlbertSeph wrote:
I thought it said Herp Alpert
That's what our prime minister thinks too, moreover, he wants them to stay at home so people don't get horny because of themmekadon wrote:
Pregnant ladies look so hot