silmarilen wrote:

it makes me sad that i am part of a community that has this mindset on bullying

Apex wrote:

The reason why I resort to necrophilia is because I could not find any one nice.

Still, there is a low chance I am going to try it. Why fuck a dead body when you can fuck a quilt?

Kanye West wrote:

Yes. Either that or embalm the corpse which is a very meticulous process involving injection of embalming fluid into the common carotid and slow drainage of blood through the jugular vein. You might have to supplement that with additional injections into the extremities although if the corpse is young that might not be needed. Then, you'd need to aspirate the contents of the chest cavity, abdomen and the hollow organs and fill them with formaldehyde or a similar preservative. Finally, you'd have to give a thorough spray-down with an additional preservative to prevent decomposition. As long as you regularly spray the corpse, you can probably slow down its decomposition to get maybe two months? of *ahem* use. If you don't mind the smell or illegally obtaining the chemicals of course.

Basically necrophilia isn't practical unless you murder someone.

Apex wrote:

refreshed shit is still shit!

Apex wrote:

It's how funny people try to refresh themselves, to make a decision, or to try to be excellent or better. They just don't know refreshed shit is still shit!

Oh, and the more people I knew, the more I like dogs.

Dulcet wrote:

hello guys this is my waifu she can be kind of shy but deep down i know shes a tsundere <3

Brian OA wrote:

That was an honestly disturbing Wikipedia article and I am partly disgusted yet partly proud that you made reference to it

Hika wrote:

I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it again

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

Hika wrote:

I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it again

UnderminE wrote:

i use my hands to eat so yeah i do wash them

Cloudchaser wrote:

I have fetish with goats
;_;

Cloudchaser wrote:

I have fetish with goats
;_;

Cloudchaser wrote:

I have fetish with goats
;_;

Static Noise Bird wrote:

I have a chopstick fetish and it keeps hurting my delicate anus

Cloudchaser wrote:

I don't know if call it fetish or obssesion
;_;

mathexpert wrote:

Is your uncle a brony?

Tanzklaue wrote:

mathexpert wrote:

Is your uncle a brony?

TIL ponies = goats

Hika wrote:

real men play naked

Hika wrote:

real men play naked

battler077 wrote:

Hika wrote:

real men play naked

em, seriously?

Kanye West wrote:

Also, playing with a ball mouse.

Subaru Takamaru wrote:

I wish I have little sister ;_;

Subaru Takamaru wrote:

I wish I have little sister ;_;

Shellghost wrote:

It's almost like the little sisters in anime are designed to appeal to lonely males.

Real girls are gross. 3D not even once.

Faayne wrote:

I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;

satriobp wrote:

Everytime I planned going back home, rain suddenly comes at that time... how?
*right now, it happens again

Dulcet wrote:

this is not a confession

vipto wrote:

I've never actually had doubts about myself, until yesterday.

Faayne wrote:

I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;

mekadon wrote:

Faayne wrote:

I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;

how does people get depressed all the time anyway
I know life is hard but still

Bassist Vinyl wrote:

vipto wrote:

I've never actually had doubts about myself, until yesterday.

i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculous

Jordan wrote:

I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.

Bassist Vinyl wrote:

i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculous

Mianki wrote:

we could play "boys" video games together.

Mianki wrote:

we'd play some Mario together.

Jordan wrote:

The problem is that we're friends... I don't want that to end either

Jordan wrote:

I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.

Jordan wrote:

I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.

Jordan wrote:

The problem is that we're friends... I don't want that to end either

Seph wrote:

Jordan wrote:

The problem is that we're friends... I don't want that to end either

Jordan wrote:

I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.

goddamn you're on a trinity with me and gladi

Shellghost wrote:

The Won't Try-Force?

Brian OA wrote:

In my class we'd just hit on the teachers for the hell of it sometimes.

You need a zipper jacket and a strong knee. Make sure you are alone with the teacher, your jacket's closed, and then lock eyes with her. Make a wild move, opening your zipper jacket in an instant. Approach her and tell her "Profesora, eres bellísima." She'll call you stupid and tell you to go away. Then get on one knee and say "Tengo un fuego ardiendo en mi corazón por usted, prof." She'll say something along the lines of how it's harassment and might threaten you with campus security.

Blow her a kiss before getting up and walk away as she gives you 10 extra points on the next test.

Make sure you keep a straight face on at all times. It helps if you're high.

Brian OA wrote:

In my class we'd just hit on the teachers for the hell of it sometimes.

Jordan wrote:

I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.

Tanzklaue wrote:

just as a heads up: i have 2 little sisters. they are nothing like in anime.

Shellghost wrote:

The Won't Try-Force?

Seph wrote:

Shellghost wrote:

The Won't Try-Force?

man wow

haha

shots fired

im hit

Zeraph wrote:

man up

GladiOol wrote:

hey fuck you guys i've already given up so i'm not in the won't-try-zone. i'm in the pussy-zone now. not the literal sense though : D: D: : D fuck

Kanye West wrote:

GladiOol wrote:

hey fuck you guys i've already given up so i'm not in the won't-try-zone. i'm in the pussy-zone now. not the literal sense though : D: D: : D fuck

the won't-try zone is the same as the pussy-zone. so stop being a pussy and try damn wtf gladi

mekadon wrote:

Pregnant ladies look so hot