The people in China are so fucked up that you can't distinguish between me and another man!Bassist Vinyl wrote:
you are fucked upApex wrote:
The chance to find one is 1 out of 1000.
Other people are all tomboys, cheerful, brainless "cheerleaders", or merchants of themselves.
I would manipulate people to create these precious girls by bullying them, and making one of them whcih I find best mine.
i hope you never find happiness
silmarilen wrote:
it makes me sad that i am part of a community that has this mindset on bullying
this makes me sad as wellsilmarilen wrote:
being afraid or jealous is one of the main reasons to make fun of people that dont have a reason to be made fun of.
You don't even know the half of itBassist Vinyl wrote:
you are fucked upApex wrote:
The chance to find one is 1 out of 1000.
Other people are all tomboys, cheerful, brainless "cheerleaders", or merchants of themselves.
I would manipulate people to create these precious girls by bullying them, and making one of them whcih I find best mine.
clopping doesnt hurt anyone.GladiOol wrote:
Still not as fucked up as the clopping post a few pages back though.
Also Apex, what about this?
adolescent cynicism aside, my point still stands!Brian OA wrote:
Dead person is already dead—there's no one in this world to harm anymore
I think that you'd be pretty "harmed" if someone had sex with the dead body of your family/ friend/lover.Brian OA wrote:
Dead person is already dead—there's no one in this world to harm anymore
The whole topic skyrocketed from "mildly interesting" to "today i learned" just by this post.Kanye West wrote:
Yes. Either that or embalm the corpse which is a very meticulous process involving injection of embalming fluid into the common carotid and slow drainage of blood through the jugular vein. You might have to supplement that with additional injections into the extremities although if the corpse is young that might not be needed. Then, you'd need to aspirate the contents of the chest cavity, abdomen and the hollow organs and fill them with formaldehyde or a similar preservative. Finally, you'd have to give a thorough spray-down with an additional preservative to prevent decomposition. As long as you regularly spray the corpse, you can probably slow down its decomposition to get maybe two months? of *ahem* use. If you don't mind the smell or illegally obtaining the chemicals of course.
The isolated hugboxes called reddit and tumblr will always welcome you.silmarilen wrote:
it makes me sad that i am part of a community that has this mindset on bullying
wthApex wrote:
The reason why I resort to necrophilia is because I could not find any one nice.
Still, there is a low chance I am going to try it. Why fuck a dead body when you can fuck a quilt?
Kanye West wrote:
Yes. Either that or embalm the corpse which is a very meticulous process involving injection of embalming fluid into the common carotid and slow drainage of blood through the jugular vein. You might have to supplement that with additional injections into the extremities although if the corpse is young that might not be needed. Then, you'd need to aspirate the contents of the chest cavity, abdomen and the hollow organs and fill them with formaldehyde or a similar preservative. Finally, you'd have to give a thorough spray-down with an additional preservative to prevent decomposition. As long as you regularly spray the corpse, you can probably slow down its decomposition to get maybe two months? of *ahem* use. If you don't mind the smell or illegally obtaining the chemicals of course.
Basically necrophilia isn't practical unless you murder someone.
Words to live byApex wrote:
refreshed shit is still shit!
the Apex of ShitpostingApex wrote:
It's how funny people try to refresh themselves, to make a decision, or to try to be excellent or better. They just don't know refreshed shit is still shit!
Oh, and the more people I knew, the more I like dogs.
That was an honestly disturbing Wikipedia article and I am partly disgusted yet partly proud that you made reference to itDulcet wrote:
hello guys this is my waifu she can be kind of shy but deep down i know shes a tsundere <3
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it againBrian OA wrote:
That was an honestly disturbing Wikipedia article and I am partly disgusted yet partly proud that you made reference to it
Hika wrote:
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it again
for the new pageNotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
Hika wrote:
I remember reading this article in the past year actually, didn't think I'd have to see it again
You use urinals?!UnderminE wrote:
i use my hands to eat so yeah i do wash them
first a pony fucker not sure if serious a goat fucker xDCloudchaser wrote:
I have fetish with goats
;_;
Someone's been watching 40 year old virgin.Cloudchaser wrote:
I have fetish with goats
;_;
Static Noise Bird wrote:
I have a chopstick fetish and it keeps hurting my delicate anus
We can find it out: my uncle has a farm and plenty of goats.Cloudchaser wrote:
I don't know if call it fetish or obssesion
;_;
TIL ponies = goatsmathexpert wrote:
Is your uncle a brony?
Tanzklaue wrote:
TIL ponies = goatsmathexpert wrote:
Is your uncle a brony?
good ideaHika wrote:
real men play naked
em, seriously?Hika wrote:
real men play naked
yes.battler077 wrote:
em, seriously?Hika wrote:
real men play naked
don't make jokes kanye.Kanye West wrote:
Also, playing with a ball mouse.
why a little sister? why not a little brother?Subaru Takamaru wrote:
I wish I have little sister ;_;
lewdSubaru Takamaru wrote:
I wish I have little sister ;_;
That's every girl in animeShellghost wrote:
It's almost like the little sisters in anime are designed to appeal to lonely males.
Real girls are gross. 3D not even once.What about real boys
my life in one sentenceFaayne wrote:
I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;
this is not a confessionsatriobp wrote:
Everytime I planned going back home, rain suddenly comes at that time... how?
*right now, it happens again
fine... my bad then *never confessed beforeDulcet wrote:
this is not a confession
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculousvipto wrote:
I've never actually had doubts about myself, until yesterday.
idk sometimes things happen that are really tough to handle, also depression can be caused by other peoplemekadon wrote:
how does people get depressed all the time anywayFaayne wrote:
I'm depressed but I dont want people to know, so I just act happy ;_;
I know life is hard but still
What are you even saying?Bassist Vinyl wrote:
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculousvipto wrote:
I've never actually had doubts about myself, until yesterday.
do it. Life doesn't end there if she blocks uJordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
lol second thatBassist Vinyl wrote:
i've heard of "being born yesterday" but this is ridiculous
Mianki wrote:
we could play "boys" video games together.
dude mario is the most manly game of them all. what is manlier than being a guy with awesome mustache that goes out to safe his lady from a giant killer-dragon-toad (emphasis on the dragon)?Mianki wrote:
we'd play some Mario together.
Jordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
I know that feel bro... I don't want to end it with my childhood friend after being with her for over 10 years ;_;Jordan wrote:
The problem is that we're friends... I don't want that to end either
The Won't Try-Force?Seph wrote:
Jordan wrote:
The problem is that we're friends... I don't want that to end eithergoddamn you're on a trinity with me and gladiJordan wrote:
I think I'm in love with a person but I'm afraid she might get mad at me and block me if I tell her. ._.
