Granted but they grow on massive trees and can never be picked.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
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Granted. You're now playing with power. Nintendo Power!!!!
I wish I had someone to feed me dinner.
I wish I had someone to feed me dinner.
Granted... But He's A Man
I wish I can play Touhou in Lunatic Mode easily
I wish I can play Touhou in Lunatic Mode easily
Granted but you'll be haunted by illusions of magic shots for the rest of your life
I wish I could never get drunk no matter how much I drink.
I wish I could never get drunk no matter how much I drink.
Granted but you'll get drunk when you sleep
I wish I have a phone
I wish I have a phone
Granted but it doesn't work.
I wish I would never feel tired.
I wish I would never feel tired.
Granted but the effect of exhaustion on your body still happens. Meaning you can still die from this its just you can't feel it.
I wish I had better internet connection.
I wish I had better internet connection.
Granted... But It's more expensive than Yours before
I wish I can met My old friends
I wish I can met My old friends
granted but they're new as f*ck
i wish i have a paper
i wish i have a paper
Granted. But paper-chan is tsun tsun desu and it won't let you smother your filthy ink all over it.
I wish I have higher tolerance for spicy food
I wish I have higher tolerance for spicy food
Granted but your tolerance for eating anything else will be 0
I wish for some really well cooked steak.
I wish for some really well cooked steak.
granted, but you will only eat that steak for the rest of your life
I wish I can get a life
I wish I can get a life
Granted, 1-Up, there you go. Grand total value of $0.49.
I wish I was better at studying. ._.
...Actually, no.
I wish having your birthday on the same day as an exam grants you a free pass from writing the exam.
I wish I was better at studying. ._.
...Actually, no.
I wish having your birthday on the same day as an exam grants you a free pass from writing the exam.
granted but only once
i wish i have wires
i wish i have wires
Granted but they'll proceed to coil around you tentacle-rape style.
I wish movies in the cinema don't start with commercials and trailers
I wish movies in the cinema don't start with commercials and trailers
Granted, the commercials and trailers will be moved somewhere in the middle of the movie you're watching
I wish there will be more than 12 months in a year
I wish there will be more than 12 months in a year
Granted but the hours in a day decreased
I wish I could eat something fancy
I wish I could eat something fancy
Granted it's so fancy that it judges your social status and you won't enjoy your meal.
I wish I had a million dollars
I wish I had a million dollars
Granted, but most of it goes to charity.
I wish I knew what you were thinking.
I wish I knew what you were thinking.
Granted but You'll hear any dirty thought or something bad from them too
I wish I can slept longer (Insomnia btw)
I wish I can slept longer (Insomnia btw)
Granted. You'ii never wake up again...... ever.
I wish I can see through clothing at will.
I wish I can see through clothing at will.
Granted, but you'll also see right through skin. Enjoy the full view of innards. If that's your thing..
I wish the fireworks display this new year will last for an hour
I wish the fireworks display this new year will last for an hour
Granted... But there's A Huge Accident after the fireworks ended (Plot twist ftw!)
I wish I can have A Free Pen-Tablet
I wish I can have A Free Pen-Tablet
Granted But It's A Prototype Build And There Isn't A Driver Available To Install, Rendering It Useless. It Is Now An Overly Huge Make-Do Coaster.
I wish my neighbour would realize sooner that he's horrid at playing the piano and stops practising it hours on end on one damn song.
I wish my neighbour would realize sooner that he's horrid at playing the piano and stops practising it hours on end on one damn song.
Granted. He now practices playing the trombone and is even worse at it.
I wish I had a better cell phone.
I wish I had a better cell phone.
Granted, you are in love with it so much that you quit osu!
I wish someone new would FC Freedom Dive [Four dimensions]
I wish someone new would FC Freedom Dive [Four dimensions]
Granted, but there will be no replay of it for you to watch.
I wish I'm with my family instead for new years
I wish I'm with my family instead for new years
Granted but then you don't get to see them for another 2 years.
I wish I started my homework last month.
I wish I started my homework last month.
Granted but all the answers are wrong.
I wish my external hard drive didn't have such a strong virus
I wish my external hard drive didn't have such a strong virus
Granted but now your internal does.
I wish the next wish gets granted for real
I wish the next wish gets granted for real
granted
i wish i can **** salted_nuts
i wish i can **** salted_nuts
Granted anytime...
I wish I could hurt myself...
I wish I could hurt myself...
Granted... but It'll be endlessly
I wish I can cure disease much easier
I wish I can cure disease much easier
Granted, but you'll also cure Melyceria. And she'll chase you forever for touching her.
I wish Poland could into space.
I wish Poland could into space.
granted but renamed to Proland
I wish i have a sound system
I wish i have a sound system
Granted, at least the outdated one.
I wish I could FC croix...
I wish I could FC croix...
Granted. But instead, you FCed Triangle.
(Croix is an alternate name of X in a PSX controller.)
I wish null
(Croix is an alternate name of X in a PSX controller.)
I wish null
The genie crashed with NullPointerException. Good job.
I wish for magic.
I wish for magic.
Granted when you gone.
I wish I could write my name...
I wish I could write my name...
What the fuck marco. Bad marco, sit!marcostudios wrote:
i wish i can **** salted_nuts
ot; Granted but you're writing it on the death note.
I wish I have a pet whale