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MMzz
Granted but when you say one you lose a finger or toe

I wish for eternal Life :P
Jinxy
Granted. Years later, you become an old grumpy guy and everyone hates you so they try and kill you.
Your "Eternal Life" package does not include murder. :D

I wish good corruptions didn't have to be this long.
Wojjan
Granted, the overall standerd of good corruptions went down by a lot and now we're stuck with corruptions like Weegee's

I wish for a microphone
kuwarudo
Granted, but you got banned everywhere that requires a microphone.

I wish for the internet connection here would be fixed
rust45

animask wrote:

Granted but now you're a douchebag
Why did I expect that answer? >.<

Granted, but you're banned from every where you go.

I wish osu! had much less J-Pop.
MMzz
granted but now it has more lady gaga o.e"

I wish school didnt start next week.
Sleep Powder
Granted but you have to go to summer school for the 1 week before school.

I wish for my ex to stop bugging me.
MMzz
Granted but he/she gets hit by a car and dies.

I wish for Fraps =3
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it came with a virus and killed your computer.

I wish that my map would get ranked.
rust45
Granted but everyone gives it a one.

I wish to have more ranked maps.
MMzz
Granted but there all by Hanah montana

I wish for a new cell phone
Esupanitix
Granted, you can only talk to Cell, who FIRED HIS LAZOR!!!!!!!!

I wish Wojjan didn't insult me... :cry:
rust45
Granted, but you're still butthurt.

I wish for Weegee to dissipate
Esupanitix
Granted but you started to dissipate too.

I wish that someone would click the second link at the bottom of my signature. (don't worry, it's not a meme like rickroll or teabag.)

Sorry. I meant to say not.
Nachy
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Esupanitix
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Nachy

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

NachoPiggy wrote:

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Granted but you started to dissipate too.

I wish that someone would click the second link at the bottom of my signature. (don't worry, it's mot a meme like rickroll or teabag.)
Well it's a mot meme, so I won't bother.
A what? meme?
Don't ask me,you wrote it, you should know.
Esupanitix
I meant to say not, let's get on with the game before it gets locked.
rust45
Granted but it's retarded anyway.

I wish NachoPiggy actually played the games
Nachy
Granted, I'll just be unoriginal.

I wish. It's machine code
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it's your first wish and it failed (the genie didn't get it) so now you have a bad reputation and the genie banned you.

I wish that I can fully map things (every difficulty) without losing interest in my map.
rust45
Granted but they all suck.

I wish I could map good easies and normals
MMzz
Granted but no one likes them.

I wish I could map.
Kitsunemimi
Granted but your mapping sucks.

I wish that I had access to an unlimited amount of emoticons.
My wish got granted.

I wish that more of my friends would be on osu! IRC at the golden times.
MMzz
Granted but now they hate you

I wish for a taiko 12 arcade machine that works :D
Nazo_old
Granted,but the bachi are broken.

I wish I could work out more without being tired.

inb4butyouworkedouttoomuchandyoudiedfromexhaustion
Esupanitix
Granted. You started working out and got wheeled.

I wish I knew how to convert a SRB2 Character Wad for SRB2ME.
MMzz
Granted but once they convert you get rickrolled.

I wish for faster fingers
Sleep Powder
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
MMzz
granted but at 11:59pm tommorow your most prized posetion blows up

I wish for paypal
kuwarudo
Granted, and you owe them money.

Pay up, pal.

I wish I could go home nao
Wojjan
Granted, you're now in a dumpster

I wish for something really hot and acidic to throw at Weegee WHILE WEARING RESISTANT GLOVES
Jinxy
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Wojjan
{Insert non-existant corruption here}

I wish Twin Freaks wouldn't chase me and go faster and go invincible every time I flip gravity and shoot projectiles and aaaaa oh my god he's in the back seat now and he's going really really fast because gravity is flipped and I can't drive for shit so I'm upside down and AAAAAAA
Esupanitix
The genie couldn't respond to that wish so he reincarnated me and made the twins faster.

I wish that I didn't have to start Middle School tomorrow.
Jinxy
Granted, you start Kindergarden tomorrow.

-blank-
Kitsunemimi
The genie kills you for not wishing for anything all the time.

I wish that I had time to play Wii Sports Resort and osu! both.
MMzz
granted instead of playing beatmaps on osu you play resort games.

I wish kaze no fantasy [hell oni] wasnt so damn hard >.<
Ekaru
Granted... except now it's easier than Easy, is boring, and you grow tired and hate the song.

I wish that Pokemon cards weren't so expensive.
Kitsunemimi
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Repliica
Granted but the world soon undergoes chaos because the season cycle was messed with.

I wish I was never tired again.
Wojjan
Granted, now your body dissolves from overexertion without warning.

I wish I wouldn't feel pain ever again.
MMzz
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Wojjan
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Sleep Powder
Granted but now they made a movie about it...and everyone blames you for making them watch a terrible movie.

I wish for something....anything.
rust45
Granted but it's eternal hell.

I wish that ani didn't burn in hell
inb4butyouburninhell
Nachy
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
kuwarudo
Granted you exploded

I wish for healing
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it affected everybody except you.

I wish that I can make a RED ZONE MAD..... that didn't suck... and isn't ear rape... and that somebody on osu! made a [collab] map of it... and that it got a 10 for rating.
Sleep Powder
Granted but everyone hated the collab beatmap so much they gave it 10's. They gave you 10's because they were forced to by your wish. They have no idea why they gave it 10's.

I wish for a wish that rhymes with fish. :)
Wojjan
Granted, you get a Side Dish
but it was too hot and you burned your tongue and the rest of your mouth.

I wish for a wish that rhymes with orange.
Kitsunemimi
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Nazo_old
Granted but she got crappy paychecks. <_<

I wish I knew what to wish for. >:|
Sleep Powder
Granted but that was your last wish.

I wish we could have people granting wishes to genies instead.
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but genies can grant their own wishes apparently so none of them wished for anything.

I wish that a genie wish for something I could grant.
Esupanitix
The genie didn't understand your bad grammar so he put me back in this thread.

I wish rust45 would leave me alone whenever I bump a dead thread.
Kitsunemimi
Granted, now I harass you.

I wish the Weegee would die from bumping this thread... not that it's a bad thing...
Derekku
Granted, but he goes to older threads instead.

I wish that I had more money :3
James2250
granted but you got crushed under all of it :(

I wish I was rank 1
Derekku
Granted, but you have to play 16 hours a day in order to keep your score up.

I wish for a big yummy juicy pineapple :T
Sleep Powder
Granted, you get Happy Fruit~
You get it good....while people disturbingly stare at you.

I wish I didn't have to do all this stuff before school.
Kitsunemimi
Granted, now you have to do it while handling all your school work.

I wish Happy Fruit was submitted.
Esupanitix
Granted, but it was horribly timed. Because rust45 made it.

I wish school didn't exist and we would do school during our dreams.
Kitsunemimi

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Granted, but it was horribly timed. Because rust45 made it.
Actually, ani is making it. :3

Granted but now we dream of school every night just like regular school. Also, it's more boring and pointless.

I wish animask would finish up Happy Fruit already!!!! :x
Sleep Powder
Granted but you can't see it.

I wish for wishes referring to irl.
Sushi
granted but these wishes won't be granted.

I wish I map more maps than James
Kitsunemimi
Granted but they all sucked sooo much... Especially with your current reputation, they sucked so much more when compared to your current maps.

I wish my internet would STOP FUCKING AROUND SO FUCKING MUCH!!1!111!!11!11!!11!!

epic fail rage
kuwarudo
Granted, it died stopped entirely

I wish Donkey Kong was niec
Wojjan
Granted.

Now look what you've done.

I don't wish. Hah!
adam2046
k, I skip your post.

I wish for bees.
Sleep Powder
Granted but the bees crash at your place for the night and decided to live with you forever....and act like bitches.

I wish for The Genie Game 2.
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it was made by Weegee and everyone killed it.

I wish that i would stop aching from summer camp.
Wojjan
Granted, but because you didn't go to camp in the first place to avoid the pain, you got summer's cramp!
I wish for better puns
kuwarudo
Granted they aren't punny

I wish for my headache to stop without me getting my head hurt in any manner
Sleep Powder
Granted....I can orange that...but that would mean I would have to visit you.
pun?

I wish for even better puns
Wojjan
Granted, but you have to ask that girl in the park that always sprays stingy liquid at you to invent them. You can BET HER puns are good!

betterer puns plox
kuwarudo
Granted: here you go http://www.punoftheday.com/

i wish for healing
Sleep Powder
Granted, but you're gonna have to return the favor by doing something for me

I wish Sundays were fun days instead of Mondays so Saturday can be a fun day with Friday.
Kitsunemimi
Granted but.... Sundays and Saturdays are naturally fun days, so your wish inverted them, making them stupid days.

I wish that my dad would unblock me from our router.
5ku112
He unblocks you but he fucks up the router BIG TIME and you have to pay for a new one.

I wish that the next post contains sarcasm.
Wojjan
Granted. Really

I wish animask stops posting
5ku112
A strager is you.

I wish for an understanding of the Fred Meyers playland.
Sleep Powder
Granted but the genie was on hold...

I wish for kuu
kuwarudo
granted---ffffffffffffffffffffffffff


i wish for my internet to be cut off
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you soon realized how tormenting it was and killed yourself.

I wish that my GTA SA would work again... and no 'you had a virus', 'your computer broke down', 'the Genie doesn't believe in theft', or any of that shit.
kuwarudo
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Wojjan
Granted, but you can't Ebon Hold a controller or keyboard, let alone play it.
pun of the day

I wish for a better Taiko editor
Kitsunemimi
Granted, it's better....... by one bug fix.

I wish that summer would last for a couple more weeks.
thepianist
Granted, but it gets too hot and the polar ice caps melt flooding the whole planet. (which means you die. D:)

I wish for money to grow on a tree in my [secure and secret] backyard.
Jinxy
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
kuwarudo
Granted, but you let it slip from your hand causing a water spillage, you tried getting a cloth to clean the water but you slipped on the water and fell to the stairs, from the 98th floor, it just so happened that the staircase is built to allow rolling balls to fall to the first floor without difficulty, so you fell until the first floor, which resulted in a coma.

(wat)

I wish for the same glass of water
Kitsunemimi
Granted but the Genie forced you to scoop up the water from the ground into the cup from which it has been spilled from.

I wish that I would get some more e-mails daily, that aren't spam or annoying stupid pointless things.
Sleep Powder
Granted...you have mail.

I wish for quotes.
5ku112
SPOILER
Granted
SPOILER
Happens

I wish for Super Smash Flash to be finished.
rust45
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Wojjan
Granted, but YOUR retarded grammar killed you.

I wish for this day to fit in a 21-hr patters, because of the all-nighter for the singing meeting.
Sleep Powder
Granted but you lose your voice for the next 10 months.

I wish for a better avatar.
Derekku
Granted, but someone steals it from you.

I wish I didn't start school this week :(
Kitsunemimi
Granted, it started two weeks ago.

I wish for world domination with :O.
MMzz
Granted But yours are :O are now O: (lul)

I wish for more smiely faces to but at my use. :P
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