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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, your wish is used to wish for wishes used for wishes, but with wishes which are used to wish for wishes used for wishes, you may only wish for wish which wish for fwishes to wish dirt. And the dirt was too hot and you burnt your tongue and the rest of your mouth.

I wish an egg would fall on JInxyjem.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
granted, if by sunday you mean on fire and by it you mean yourself.

I wish for something. It doesn't matter what, I'll be overjoyed. Even if nothing turns up, I'll be happy.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but the genie burned your tongue and th-- *shot
your neglect for wishing made you catch on fi-- *nuked
Exodia fired his laz-- *sucked into black hole
...
you got Rickrolled for not wishing.

I wish I wasn't shot, nuked, and then sucked into a black hole.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, you are now shot, nuked, sucked into a black hole, left to rot, oblitterated, and denied access into the afterlife. And THEN you burnt your tongue and the rest of your mouth.
I wish Weegee would understand that I did wish something before, and thus making his corruption worthless.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
I chose your wish to be "I wish to not wish". so :P

so i made your wish useless and i stared at you.

I wish that rust45 never existed.
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but you don't exist either.

I wish that rust45 existed again, but not teh Weegee.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but Weegee used his stare to exist.

I wish that I would die.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but since you and Weegee are reviving, and you're requesting to die again, the genie got pissed and killed you both + perm ban.

I wish time would slow down when you're enjoying something, and time speeds up while you're suffering... of course to a reasonable limit.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you end up repeating time over like the "Endless Eights" segment of The second season of Haruhi.
Also painful things go by so fast you don't remember what happend.
But unfortunately time goes in an infinite loop forever...you've probably posted this wish for the 15,525th time.

I wish for a genie to grant wishes and corrupt them somehow.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, here I am. But most of my corruptions involve hurting you.
Also, I appeared with my knee in your solar plexus.
Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
I wish nobody would post in this thread anymore.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but I just posted so :p

I wish people wouldn't hate on some games.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
granted. now you start hating on games
(LOLWUT INSULTS!)

I wish that I could breathe underwater and survive in space without equipment.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you're now really ugly.

I wish for your Rick Roll obsession to stop.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but then it started again.

I wish that wishes don't do anything.
(lol i couldn't think of anything.)
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, so the genie burnt your tongue and the rest of-- *shot*

I wish that animask and Harris73 would get that Harris73 made me obsessed with rickrolls.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but I still don't care.

I wish that WeegeevsWeegee wouldn't be such a Weegee anymore.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but I'm still a weegee.

I wish harris73 wasn't such a fucking assh- *shot.
...A Malleo.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but now you're an asshole, oh wait.

I wish Weegee wouldn't get butthurt.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted...but mouth rape occurs with WeeGee often now.

I wish for freedom.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, it became a authoritarian government in your country.

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

I wish it was 1984 all over again
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but then it became 2009 the second 1984 came.

I wish for a wombo combo.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but you get owned by it,

I wish for a sexy boyfriend :D!
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but he was gay.

I wish for friendship or peace.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
(Thats even better >--->)

Granted but a unknown country thinks peace is war :P

I wish for a lifetime supply of dogfood. (lolwut)
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but dogs everywhere are trying to eat you now.

I wish I didn't have to carry boxes all day again for the 3rd time.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but you have to carry lead of the same size as the boxes.

I wish animask didn't suffer and the corruption didn't make me suffer.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but that means you'll have to help me carry the boxes made of lead but of course you don't suffer from it.
but you still have to help

I wish for "Just Be Friends" remixes.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but your ears fall off,

I wish my phone would stop ringing every minute.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but when you try and slice it a fist comes out to bash you in the face.

I wish to meet santa clause
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
[insert corruption of above wish here]

I wish for money.
<--- Wishing for what people usually wish for
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but it turns out to be stolen and you go to jail 3:

I wish to fly.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you don't know how so you fell off the CN Tower and died.

I wish my parents weren't such nazis
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but they became commies.

I wish to have uber mapping powers.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but you cant see or hear,

I wish to FC Marisa wa Taihen na Mono wo Nusunde Ikimashita on Taiko :P
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but you can only FC Easy.

I wish I wasn't a douche.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but now you're a douchebag

I wish for better puns.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but when you say one you lose a finger or toe

I wish for eternal Life :P
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted. Years later, you become an old grumpy guy and everyone hates you so they try and kill you.
Your "Eternal Life" package does not include murder. :D

I wish good corruptions didn't have to be this long.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, the overall standerd of good corruptions went down by a lot and now we're stuck with corruptions like Weegee's

I wish for a microphone
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but you got banned everywhere that requires a microphone.

I wish for the internet connection here would be fixed
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45

animask wrote:

Granted but now you're a douchebag
Why did I expect that answer? >.<

Granted, but you're banned from every where you go.

I wish osu! had much less J-Pop.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
granted but now it has more lady gaga o.e"

I wish school didnt start next week.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you have to go to summer school for the 1 week before school.

I wish for my ex to stop bugging me.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but he/she gets hit by a car and dies.

I wish for Fraps =3
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it came with a virus and killed your computer.

I wish that my map would get ranked.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but everyone gives it a one.

I wish to have more ranked maps.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but there all by Hanah montana

I wish for a new cell phone
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, you can only talk to Cell, who FIRED HIS LAZOR!!!!!!!!

I wish Wojjan didn't insult me... :cry:
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but you're still butthurt.

I wish for Weegee to dissipate
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but you started to dissipate too.

I wish that someone would click the second link at the bottom of my signature. (don't worry, it's not a meme like rickroll or teabag.)

Sorry. I meant to say not.
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Nachy
807 posts
Joined April 2009
Nachy
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Nachy
807 posts
Joined April 2009
Nachy

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

NachoPiggy wrote:

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Granted but you started to dissipate too.

I wish that someone would click the second link at the bottom of my signature. (don't worry, it's mot a meme like rickroll or teabag.)
Well it's a mot meme, so I won't bother.
A what? meme?
Don't ask me,you wrote it, you should know.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
I meant to say not, let's get on with the game before it gets locked.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but it's retarded anyway.

I wish NachoPiggy actually played the games
Nachy
807 posts
Joined April 2009
Nachy
Granted, I'll just be unoriginal.

I wish. It's machine code
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it's your first wish and it failed (the genie didn't get it) so now you have a bad reputation and the genie banned you.

I wish that I can fully map things (every difficulty) without losing interest in my map.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but they all suck.

I wish I could map good easies and normals
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but no one likes them.

I wish I could map.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but your mapping sucks.

I wish that I had access to an unlimited amount of emoticons.
My wish got granted.

I wish that more of my friends would be on osu! IRC at the golden times.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but now they hate you

I wish for a taiko 12 arcade machine that works :D
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but the bachi are broken.

I wish I could work out more without being tired.

inb4butyouworkedouttoomuchandyoudiedfromexhaustion
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted. You started working out and got wheeled.

I wish I knew how to convert a SRB2 Character Wad for SRB2ME.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but once they convert you get rickrolled.

I wish for faster fingers
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
granted but at 11:59pm tommorow your most prized posetion blows up

I wish for paypal
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, and you owe them money.

Pay up, pal.

I wish I could go home nao
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, you're now in a dumpster

I wish for something really hot and acidic to throw at Weegee WHILE WEARING RESISTANT GLOVES
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
{Insert non-existant corruption here}

I wish Twin Freaks wouldn't chase me and go faster and go invincible every time I flip gravity and shoot projectiles and aaaaa oh my god he's in the back seat now and he's going really really fast because gravity is flipped and I can't drive for shit so I'm upside down and AAAAAAA
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
The genie couldn't respond to that wish so he reincarnated me and made the twins faster.

I wish that I didn't have to start Middle School tomorrow.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted, you start Kindergarden tomorrow.

-blank-
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
The genie kills you for not wishing for anything all the time.

I wish that I had time to play Wii Sports Resort and osu! both.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
granted instead of playing beatmaps on osu you play resort games.

I wish kaze no fantasy [hell oni] wasnt so damn hard >.<
Ekaru
3,617 posts
Joined July 2008
Ekaru
Granted... except now it's easier than Easy, is boring, and you grow tired and hate the song.

I wish that Pokemon cards weren't so expensive.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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Repliica
43 posts
Joined May 2009
Repliica
Granted but the world soon undergoes chaos because the season cycle was messed with.

I wish I was never tired again.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, now your body dissolves from overexertion without warning.

I wish I wouldn't feel pain ever again.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but now they made a movie about it...and everyone blames you for making them watch a terrible movie.

I wish for something....anything.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but it's eternal hell.

I wish that ani didn't burn in hell
inb4butyouburninhell
Nachy
807 posts
Joined April 2009
Nachy
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted you exploded

I wish for healing
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it affected everybody except you.

I wish that I can make a RED ZONE MAD..... that didn't suck... and isn't ear rape... and that somebody on osu! made a [collab] map of it... and that it got a 10 for rating.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but everyone hated the collab beatmap so much they gave it 10's. They gave you 10's because they were forced to by your wish. They have no idea why they gave it 10's.

I wish for a wish that rhymes with fish. :)
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, you get a Side Dish
but it was too hot and you burned your tongue and the rest of your mouth.

I wish for a wish that rhymes with orange.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted but she got crappy paychecks. <_<

I wish I knew what to wish for. >:|
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but that was your last wish.

I wish we could have people granting wishes to genies instead.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but genies can grant their own wishes apparently so none of them wished for anything.

I wish that a genie wish for something I could grant.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
The genie didn't understand your bad grammar so he put me back in this thread.

I wish rust45 would leave me alone whenever I bump a dead thread.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, now I harass you.

I wish the Weegee would die from bumping this thread... not that it's a bad thing...
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but he goes to older threads instead.

I wish that I had more money :3
James2250
osu! Alumni
4,059 posts
Joined July 2008
James2250
granted but you got crushed under all of it :(

I wish I was rank 1
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you have to play 16 hours a day in order to keep your score up.

I wish for a big yummy juicy pineapple :T
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