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The Genie Game

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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but your mapping sucks.

I wish that I had access to an unlimited amount of emoticons.
My wish got granted.

I wish that more of my friends would be on osu! IRC at the golden times.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but now they hate you

I wish for a taiko 12 arcade machine that works :D
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but the bachi are broken.

I wish I could work out more without being tired.

inb4butyouworkedouttoomuchandyoudiedfromexhaustion
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted. You started working out and got wheeled.

I wish I knew how to convert a SRB2 Character Wad for SRB2ME.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but once they convert you get rickrolled.

I wish for faster fingers
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
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MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
granted but at 11:59pm tommorow your most prized posetion blows up

I wish for paypal
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, and you owe them money.

Pay up, pal.

I wish I could go home nao
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, you're now in a dumpster

I wish for something really hot and acidic to throw at Weegee WHILE WEARING RESISTANT GLOVES
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
{Insert non-existant corruption here}

I wish Twin Freaks wouldn't chase me and go faster and go invincible every time I flip gravity and shoot projectiles and aaaaa oh my god he's in the back seat now and he's going really really fast because gravity is flipped and I can't drive for shit so I'm upside down and AAAAAAA
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
The genie couldn't respond to that wish so he reincarnated me and made the twins faster.

I wish that I didn't have to start Middle School tomorrow.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted, you start Kindergarden tomorrow.

-blank-
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
The genie kills you for not wishing for anything all the time.

I wish that I had time to play Wii Sports Resort and osu! both.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
granted instead of playing beatmaps on osu you play resort games.

I wish kaze no fantasy [hell oni] wasnt so damn hard >.<
Ekaru
3,617 posts
Joined July 2008
Ekaru
Granted... except now it's easier than Easy, is boring, and you grow tired and hate the song.

I wish that Pokemon cards weren't so expensive.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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Repliica
43 posts
Joined May 2009
Repliica
Granted but the world soon undergoes chaos because the season cycle was messed with.

I wish I was never tired again.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, now your body dissolves from overexertion without warning.

I wish I wouldn't feel pain ever again.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
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Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but now they made a movie about it...and everyone blames you for making them watch a terrible movie.

I wish for something....anything.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but it's eternal hell.

I wish that ani didn't burn in hell
inb4butyouburninhell
Nachy
807 posts
Joined April 2009
Nachy
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kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted you exploded

I wish for healing
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it affected everybody except you.

I wish that I can make a RED ZONE MAD..... that didn't suck... and isn't ear rape... and that somebody on osu! made a [collab] map of it... and that it got a 10 for rating.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but everyone hated the collab beatmap so much they gave it 10's. They gave you 10's because they were forced to by your wish. They have no idea why they gave it 10's.

I wish for a wish that rhymes with fish. :)
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, you get a Side Dish
but it was too hot and you burned your tongue and the rest of your mouth.

I wish for a wish that rhymes with orange.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted but she got crappy paychecks. <_<

I wish I knew what to wish for. >:|
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but that was your last wish.

I wish we could have people granting wishes to genies instead.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but genies can grant their own wishes apparently so none of them wished for anything.

I wish that a genie wish for something I could grant.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
The genie didn't understand your bad grammar so he put me back in this thread.

I wish rust45 would leave me alone whenever I bump a dead thread.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, now I harass you.

I wish the Weegee would die from bumping this thread... not that it's a bad thing...
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but he goes to older threads instead.

I wish that I had more money :3
James2250
osu! Alumni
4,059 posts
Joined July 2008
James2250
granted but you got crushed under all of it :(

I wish I was rank 1
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you have to play 16 hours a day in order to keep your score up.

I wish for a big yummy juicy pineapple :T
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted, you get Happy Fruit~
You get it good....while people disturbingly stare at you.

I wish I didn't have to do all this stuff before school.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, now you have to do it while handling all your school work.

I wish Happy Fruit was submitted.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, but it was horribly timed. Because rust45 made it.

I wish school didn't exist and we would do school during our dreams.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Granted, but it was horribly timed. Because rust45 made it.
Actually, ani is making it. :3

Granted but now we dream of school every night just like regular school. Also, it's more boring and pointless.

I wish animask would finish up Happy Fruit already!!!! :x
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you can't see it.

I wish for wishes referring to irl.
Sushi
osu! Alumni
2,989 posts
Joined October 2008
Sushi
granted but these wishes won't be granted.

I wish I map more maps than James
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but they all sucked sooo much... Especially with your current reputation, they sucked so much more when compared to your current maps.

I wish my internet would STOP FUCKING AROUND SO FUCKING MUCH!!1!111!!11!11!!11!!

epic fail rage
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, it died stopped entirely

I wish Donkey Kong was niec
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted.

Now look what you've done.

I don't wish. Hah!
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
k, I skip your post.

I wish for bees.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but the bees crash at your place for the night and decided to live with you forever....and act like bitches.

I wish for The Genie Game 2.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it was made by Weegee and everyone killed it.

I wish that i would stop aching from summer camp.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, but because you didn't go to camp in the first place to avoid the pain, you got summer's cramp!
I wish for better puns
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted they aren't punny

I wish for my headache to stop without me getting my head hurt in any manner
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted....I can orange that...but that would mean I would have to visit you.
pun?

I wish for even better puns
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, but you have to ask that girl in the park that always sprays stingy liquid at you to invent them. You can BET HER puns are good!

betterer puns plox
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted: here you go http://www.punoftheday.com/

i wish for healing
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted, but you're gonna have to return the favor by doing something for me

I wish Sundays were fun days instead of Mondays so Saturday can be a fun day with Friday.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but.... Sundays and Saturdays are naturally fun days, so your wish inverted them, making them stupid days.

I wish that my dad would unblock me from our router.
5ku112
160 posts
Joined October 2008
5ku112
He unblocks you but he fucks up the router BIG TIME and you have to pay for a new one.

I wish that the next post contains sarcasm.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted. Really

I wish animask stops posting
5ku112
160 posts
Joined October 2008
5ku112
A strager is you.

I wish for an understanding of the Fred Meyers playland.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but the genie was on hold...

I wish for kuu
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
granted---ffffffffffffffffffffffffff


i wish for my internet to be cut off
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you soon realized how tormenting it was and killed yourself.

I wish that my GTA SA would work again... and no 'you had a virus', 'your computer broke down', 'the Genie doesn't believe in theft', or any of that shit.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, but you can't Ebon Hold a controller or keyboard, let alone play it.
pun of the day

I wish for a better Taiko editor
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, it's better....... by one bug fix.

I wish that summer would last for a couple more weeks.
thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
Granted, but it gets too hot and the polar ice caps melt flooding the whole planet. (which means you die. D:)

I wish for money to grow on a tree in my [secure and secret] backyard.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
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kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but you let it slip from your hand causing a water spillage, you tried getting a cloth to clean the water but you slipped on the water and fell to the stairs, from the 98th floor, it just so happened that the staircase is built to allow rolling balls to fall to the first floor without difficulty, so you fell until the first floor, which resulted in a coma.

(wat)

I wish for the same glass of water
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but the Genie forced you to scoop up the water from the ground into the cup from which it has been spilled from.

I wish that I would get some more e-mails daily, that aren't spam or annoying stupid pointless things.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted...you have mail.

I wish for quotes.
5ku112
160 posts
Joined October 2008
5ku112
SPOILER
Granted
SPOILER
But
SPOILER
This
SPOILER
Happens
SPOILER
All
SPOILER
The
SPOILER
Time

I wish for Super Smash Flash to be finished.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, but YOUR retarded grammar killed you.

I wish for this day to fit in a 21-hr patters, because of the all-nighter for the singing meeting.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you lose your voice for the next 10 months.

I wish for a better avatar.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but someone steals it from you.

I wish I didn't start school this week :(
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, it started two weeks ago.

I wish for world domination with :O.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted But yours are :O are now O: (lul)

I wish for more smiely faces to but at my use. :P
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, you get smiely faces. But the Genie thought you meant smelly faces instead of smiley faces, so you got smelly faces. And they REEK. ....Of TYPO!!!!

I wish that I'm fully 100%, without a flaw, ready for school tomorrow (not that I need it).
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but you're never ready for anything else, like me coming back.

I wish I could think of a hitcircle for my Weegee Skin.
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
Granted, your skin's on fire, you're on fire, everything is on fire...wait, what was your wish again?

I wish I was Batman.
Nachy
807 posts
Joined April 2009
Nachy
Granted, you get killed by Darkseid's Omega Sanction and your consciousness gets sent in the distant past as a caveman.


I wish for Marvel VS Capcom 3
Starrodkirby86
osu! Alumni
3,739 posts
Here since the beginning
Starrodkirby86
Granted, but you aren't able to play it or buy it. :<

I wish for
Cheery
259 posts
Joined July 2008
Cheery
Granted, but has exploded.


I wish for another wish.
Nachy
807 posts
Joined April 2009
Nachy
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Sleep Powder
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Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, you have all the time in the world for modding. ALL THE TIME. And only for modding. Go use the time to mod every map in WIP and Pending.

I wish animask had a better avatar.
5ku112
160 posts
Joined October 2008
5ku112
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, you're the best after all the good mappers have left osu! (including me)
(also, thx for big fat bump... I missed this thread :O )

I wish I could finish my video....... and homework.... on time.
thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
Granted, you finished on time, but you failed it since you copied it off someone else. conspicuously.

I wish for weegeevsweegee to stop posting on the Internet.
Yes I'm mean.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, but you're no longer mean.

I wish for me to be better at scansion.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, but instead of being at a scansion, the genie misunderstood you and thought you said "scan a mansion".

I wish that i was part of the taikomaster club. Rodoko won't reply to me... ;'_';
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but you are the worst player.

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
I am the worst player.

Granted, but your body crumbles to dust.

I wish no one ever overhyped This is sparta, Weegee, and all those others.
5ku112
160 posts
Joined October 2008
5ku112

Wojjan wrote:

I wish no one ever overhyped This is sparta, Weegee, and all those others.
Granted......Internet crumbles.

I wish this thread had more lulz.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted.

I wish that people would stop not wishing.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, but the genie was too hot and you burned your mouth and your tongue caught on fi- *shot*

I wish that there was a new game mode.

go on harris. post again.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted, but your house explodes due to a gas leak.

I wish that I had a cat.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but the cat tore down your furniture..... and your room.... and your house.... and your face.

I wish that I had a better graphics card

I wish that I had my own PC with really good graphics, good fan, and everything a gamer could want (to a realistic standard). Also, my parents can't fuck with me about it.
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