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Kitsunemimi
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Repliica
Granted but the world soon undergoes chaos because the season cycle was messed with.

I wish I was never tired again.
Wojjan
Granted, now your body dissolves from overexertion without warning.

I wish I wouldn't feel pain ever again.
MMzz
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Wojjan
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Sleep Powder
Granted but now they made a movie about it...and everyone blames you for making them watch a terrible movie.

I wish for something....anything.
rust45
Granted but it's eternal hell.

I wish that ani didn't burn in hell
inb4butyouburninhell
Nachy
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kuwarudo
Granted you exploded

I wish for healing
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it affected everybody except you.

I wish that I can make a RED ZONE MAD..... that didn't suck... and isn't ear rape... and that somebody on osu! made a [collab] map of it... and that it got a 10 for rating.
Sleep Powder
Granted but everyone hated the collab beatmap so much they gave it 10's. They gave you 10's because they were forced to by your wish. They have no idea why they gave it 10's.

I wish for a wish that rhymes with fish. :)
Wojjan
Granted, you get a Side Dish
but it was too hot and you burned your tongue and the rest of your mouth.

I wish for a wish that rhymes with orange.
Kitsunemimi
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Nazo_old
Granted but she got crappy paychecks. <_<

I wish I knew what to wish for. >:|
Sleep Powder
Granted but that was your last wish.

I wish we could have people granting wishes to genies instead.
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but genies can grant their own wishes apparently so none of them wished for anything.

I wish that a genie wish for something I could grant.
Esupanitix
The genie didn't understand your bad grammar so he put me back in this thread.

I wish rust45 would leave me alone whenever I bump a dead thread.
Kitsunemimi
Granted, now I harass you.

I wish the Weegee would die from bumping this thread... not that it's a bad thing...
Derekku
Granted, but he goes to older threads instead.

I wish that I had more money :3
James2250
granted but you got crushed under all of it :(

I wish I was rank 1
Derekku
Granted, but you have to play 16 hours a day in order to keep your score up.

I wish for a big yummy juicy pineapple :T
Sleep Powder
Granted, you get Happy Fruit~
You get it good....while people disturbingly stare at you.

I wish I didn't have to do all this stuff before school.
Kitsunemimi
Granted, now you have to do it while handling all your school work.

I wish Happy Fruit was submitted.
Esupanitix
Granted, but it was horribly timed. Because rust45 made it.

I wish school didn't exist and we would do school during our dreams.
Kitsunemimi

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Granted, but it was horribly timed. Because rust45 made it.
Actually, ani is making it. :3

Granted but now we dream of school every night just like regular school. Also, it's more boring and pointless.

I wish animask would finish up Happy Fruit already!!!! :x
Sleep Powder
Granted but you can't see it.

I wish for wishes referring to irl.
Sushi
granted but these wishes won't be granted.

I wish I map more maps than James
Kitsunemimi
Granted but they all sucked sooo much... Especially with your current reputation, they sucked so much more when compared to your current maps.

I wish my internet would STOP FUCKING AROUND SO FUCKING MUCH!!1!111!!11!11!!11!!

epic fail rage
kuwarudo
Granted, it died stopped entirely

I wish Donkey Kong was niec
Wojjan
Granted.

Now look what you've done.

I don't wish. Hah!
adam2046
k, I skip your post.

I wish for bees.
Sleep Powder
Granted but the bees crash at your place for the night and decided to live with you forever....and act like bitches.

I wish for The Genie Game 2.
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it was made by Weegee and everyone killed it.

I wish that i would stop aching from summer camp.
Wojjan
Granted, but because you didn't go to camp in the first place to avoid the pain, you got summer's cramp!
I wish for better puns
kuwarudo
Granted they aren't punny

I wish for my headache to stop without me getting my head hurt in any manner
Sleep Powder
Granted....I can orange that...but that would mean I would have to visit you.
pun?

I wish for even better puns
Wojjan
Granted, but you have to ask that girl in the park that always sprays stingy liquid at you to invent them. You can BET HER puns are good!

betterer puns plox
kuwarudo
Granted: here you go http://www.punoftheday.com/

i wish for healing
Sleep Powder
Granted, but you're gonna have to return the favor by doing something for me

I wish Sundays were fun days instead of Mondays so Saturday can be a fun day with Friday.
Kitsunemimi
Granted but.... Sundays and Saturdays are naturally fun days, so your wish inverted them, making them stupid days.

I wish that my dad would unblock me from our router.
5ku112
He unblocks you but he fucks up the router BIG TIME and you have to pay for a new one.

I wish that the next post contains sarcasm.
Wojjan
Granted. Really

I wish animask stops posting
5ku112
A strager is you.

I wish for an understanding of the Fred Meyers playland.
Sleep Powder
Granted but the genie was on hold...

I wish for kuu
kuwarudo
granted---ffffffffffffffffffffffffff


i wish for my internet to be cut off
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you soon realized how tormenting it was and killed yourself.

I wish that my GTA SA would work again... and no 'you had a virus', 'your computer broke down', 'the Genie doesn't believe in theft', or any of that shit.
kuwarudo
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Wojjan
Granted, but you can't Ebon Hold a controller or keyboard, let alone play it.
pun of the day

I wish for a better Taiko editor
Kitsunemimi
Granted, it's better....... by one bug fix.

I wish that summer would last for a couple more weeks.
thepianist
Granted, but it gets too hot and the polar ice caps melt flooding the whole planet. (which means you die. D:)

I wish for money to grow on a tree in my [secure and secret] backyard.
Jinxy
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kuwarudo
Granted, but you let it slip from your hand causing a water spillage, you tried getting a cloth to clean the water but you slipped on the water and fell to the stairs, from the 98th floor, it just so happened that the staircase is built to allow rolling balls to fall to the first floor without difficulty, so you fell until the first floor, which resulted in a coma.

(wat)

I wish for the same glass of water
Kitsunemimi
Granted but the Genie forced you to scoop up the water from the ground into the cup from which it has been spilled from.

I wish that I would get some more e-mails daily, that aren't spam or annoying stupid pointless things.
Sleep Powder
Granted...you have mail.

I wish for quotes.
5ku112
SPOILER
Granted
SPOILER
Happens

I wish for Super Smash Flash to be finished.
rust45
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Wojjan
Granted, but YOUR retarded grammar killed you.

I wish for this day to fit in a 21-hr patters, because of the all-nighter for the singing meeting.
Sleep Powder
Granted but you lose your voice for the next 10 months.

I wish for a better avatar.
Derekku
Granted, but someone steals it from you.

I wish I didn't start school this week :(
Kitsunemimi
Granted, it started two weeks ago.

I wish for world domination with :O.
MMzz
Granted But yours are :O are now O: (lul)

I wish for more smiely faces to but at my use. :P
Kitsunemimi
Granted, you get smiely faces. But the Genie thought you meant smelly faces instead of smiley faces, so you got smelly faces. And they REEK. ....Of TYPO!!!!

I wish that I'm fully 100%, without a flaw, ready for school tomorrow (not that I need it).
Esupanitix
Granted but you're never ready for anything else, like me coming back.

I wish I could think of a hitcircle for my Weegee Skin.
adam2046
Granted, your skin's on fire, you're on fire, everything is on fire...wait, what was your wish again?

I wish I was Batman.
Nachy
Granted, you get killed by Darkseid's Omega Sanction and your consciousness gets sent in the distant past as a caveman.


I wish for Marvel VS Capcom 3
Starrodkirby86
Granted, but you aren't able to play it or buy it. :<

I wish for
Cheery
Granted, but has exploded.


I wish for another wish.
Nachy
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Sleep Powder
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Kitsunemimi
Granted, you have all the time in the world for modding. ALL THE TIME. And only for modding. Go use the time to mod every map in WIP and Pending.

I wish animask had a better avatar.
5ku112
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Esupanitix
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Kitsunemimi
Granted, you're the best after all the good mappers have left osu! (including me)
(also, thx for big fat bump... I missed this thread :O )

I wish I could finish my video....... and homework.... on time.
thepianist
Granted, you finished on time, but you failed it since you copied it off someone else. conspicuously.

I wish for weegeevsweegee to stop posting on the Internet.
Yes I'm mean.
Wojjan
Granted, but you're no longer mean.

I wish for me to be better at scansion.
Esupanitix
Granted, but instead of being at a scansion, the genie misunderstood you and thought you said "scan a mansion".

I wish that i was part of the taikomaster club. Rodoko won't reply to me... ;'_';
rust45
Granted, but you are the worst player.

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.
Wojjan
I am the worst player.

Granted, but your body crumbles to dust.

I wish no one ever overhyped This is sparta, Weegee, and all those others.
5ku112

Wojjan wrote:

I wish no one ever overhyped This is sparta, Weegee, and all those others.
Granted......Internet crumbles.

I wish this thread had more lulz.
Esupanitix
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Kitsunemimi
Granted.

I wish that people would stop not wishing.
Esupanitix
Granted, but the genie was too hot and you burned your mouth and your tongue caught on fi- *shot*

I wish that there was a new game mode.

go on harris. post again.
Powerdrone
Granted, but your house explodes due to a gas leak.

I wish that I had a cat.
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but the cat tore down your furniture..... and your room.... and your house.... and your face.

I wish that I had a better graphics card

I wish that I had my own PC with really good graphics, good fan, and everything a gamer could want (to a realistic standard). Also, my parents can't fuck with me about it.
rust45
Granted, but you get kicked out of your house, without anywhere to go.

I wish Harris could find a place to live.
Powerdrone
Granted, but Harris' foster mother is the "Other Mother" from Coraline. She forces Harris to sew buttons over his/her (sorry, I don't know your gender xD) eyes and eventually eats his/her soul.

I wish that I could use magic.
Esupanitix
Granted, but you can only use level 0.5 spells. (Yes I know I made a FF reference. Deal with it.)

I wish for peppy to explain why he 3 second banned me and said I act like a tard. He said that earlier in osu! chat ;_;
rust45
Granted but it doesn't need to be explained.

I wish Weegee figured out that he is indeed a tard.
Kitsunemimi
Granted but his tardiness causes him to completely forget about it instantly.

I wish for these wishes to stop relating to the previous post.
Powerdrone
Granted. Now all of the posts relate to the post that comes after. And you explode, for good measure.

I wish that Michael Jackson was still alive.
Sleep Powder
Granted but now people accuse Michael Jackson of being a monster because he couldn't die. The news reported this and scientists discovered how to create immortality which then caused the recreation of the world by Haruhi.

I wish there was a second dimension.
Wizard Of Orz
there is

_______
GladiOol

supergarlic wrote:

there is

_______
Lol. xD

I wish I had pizza.
Esupanitix
Granted except it's nothing but dough.
Kitsunemimi
Granted.

I wish Weegee would quit forgetting to wish.
Powerdrone
Granted, but he wishes such a pure wish it cannot be altered to have evil outcomes.

I wish that I was a Sith.
Esupanitix
granted but the genie doesn't know Star Wars and turns you into one of the rebellion; you get killed by an actual sith later on.

I wish I had a perfectly unstealable tablet pc that could not break, be hacked, catch a virus, have a lost touch pen, and the hard drive could contain 20 times the amount of data of beatmaps stored on osu.ppy.sh, mediafire, and the total data of all of youtube's videos combined. And that it had it's own translator for foreign languages to be converted to english, sent text can be converted to a different language, and all of my files were already on it.
Mashley
Granted, but unstealable is not a word so your Tablet PC is stolen.

I wish this thread didn't suck.
Powerdrone
Granted, but it becomes filled with so much pure, liquid awesome that osu! shuts down and explodes.

I wish that I had more cowbell.
Wojjan
granted. that wish is corrupted on its own

I wish Gabi disappeared
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