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The Genie Game

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Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
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Sleep Powder
Granted but that means you'll have to help me carry the boxes made of lead but of course you don't suffer from it.
but you still have to help

I wish for "Just Be Friends" remixes.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but your ears fall off,

I wish my phone would stop ringing every minute.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
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MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but when you try and slice it a fist comes out to bash you in the face.

I wish to meet santa clause
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
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Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
[insert corruption of above wish here]

I wish for money.
<--- Wishing for what people usually wish for
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but it turns out to be stolen and you go to jail 3:

I wish to fly.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you don't know how so you fell off the CN Tower and died.

I wish my parents weren't such nazis
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but they became commies.

I wish to have uber mapping powers.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but you cant see or hear,

I wish to FC Marisa wa Taihen na Mono wo Nusunde Ikimashita on Taiko :P
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but you can only FC Easy.

I wish I wasn't a douche.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but now you're a douchebag

I wish for better puns.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but when you say one you lose a finger or toe

I wish for eternal Life :P
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted. Years later, you become an old grumpy guy and everyone hates you so they try and kill you.
Your "Eternal Life" package does not include murder. :D

I wish good corruptions didn't have to be this long.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, the overall standerd of good corruptions went down by a lot and now we're stuck with corruptions like Weegee's

I wish for a microphone
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but you got banned everywhere that requires a microphone.

I wish for the internet connection here would be fixed
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45

animask wrote:

Granted but now you're a douchebag
Why did I expect that answer? >.<

Granted, but you're banned from every where you go.

I wish osu! had much less J-Pop.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
granted but now it has more lady gaga o.e"

I wish school didnt start next week.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you have to go to summer school for the 1 week before school.

I wish for my ex to stop bugging me.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but he/she gets hit by a car and dies.

I wish for Fraps =3
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it came with a virus and killed your computer.

I wish that my map would get ranked.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but everyone gives it a one.

I wish to have more ranked maps.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but there all by Hanah montana

I wish for a new cell phone
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, you can only talk to Cell, who FIRED HIS LAZOR!!!!!!!!

I wish Wojjan didn't insult me... :cry:
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but you're still butthurt.

I wish for Weegee to dissipate
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but you started to dissipate too.

I wish that someone would click the second link at the bottom of my signature. (don't worry, it's not a meme like rickroll or teabag.)

Sorry. I meant to say not.
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Nachy
807 posts
Joined April 2009
Nachy
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
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Nachy
807 posts
Joined April 2009
Nachy

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

NachoPiggy wrote:

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Granted but you started to dissipate too.

I wish that someone would click the second link at the bottom of my signature. (don't worry, it's mot a meme like rickroll or teabag.)
Well it's a mot meme, so I won't bother.
A what? meme?
Don't ask me,you wrote it, you should know.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
I meant to say not, let's get on with the game before it gets locked.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but it's retarded anyway.

I wish NachoPiggy actually played the games
Nachy
807 posts
Joined April 2009
Nachy
Granted, I'll just be unoriginal.

I wish. It's machine code
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it's your first wish and it failed (the genie didn't get it) so now you have a bad reputation and the genie banned you.

I wish that I can fully map things (every difficulty) without losing interest in my map.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but they all suck.

I wish I could map good easies and normals
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but no one likes them.

I wish I could map.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but your mapping sucks.

I wish that I had access to an unlimited amount of emoticons.
My wish got granted.

I wish that more of my friends would be on osu! IRC at the golden times.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but now they hate you

I wish for a taiko 12 arcade machine that works :D
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but the bachi are broken.

I wish I could work out more without being tired.

inb4butyouworkedouttoomuchandyoudiedfromexhaustion
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted. You started working out and got wheeled.

I wish I knew how to convert a SRB2 Character Wad for SRB2ME.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but once they convert you get rickrolled.

I wish for faster fingers
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
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MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
granted but at 11:59pm tommorow your most prized posetion blows up

I wish for paypal
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, and you owe them money.

Pay up, pal.

I wish I could go home nao
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, you're now in a dumpster

I wish for something really hot and acidic to throw at Weegee WHILE WEARING RESISTANT GLOVES
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
{Insert non-existant corruption here}

I wish Twin Freaks wouldn't chase me and go faster and go invincible every time I flip gravity and shoot projectiles and aaaaa oh my god he's in the back seat now and he's going really really fast because gravity is flipped and I can't drive for shit so I'm upside down and AAAAAAA
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
The genie couldn't respond to that wish so he reincarnated me and made the twins faster.

I wish that I didn't have to start Middle School tomorrow.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted, you start Kindergarden tomorrow.

-blank-
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
The genie kills you for not wishing for anything all the time.

I wish that I had time to play Wii Sports Resort and osu! both.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
granted instead of playing beatmaps on osu you play resort games.

I wish kaze no fantasy [hell oni] wasnt so damn hard >.<
Ekaru
3,617 posts
Joined July 2008
Ekaru
Granted... except now it's easier than Easy, is boring, and you grow tired and hate the song.

I wish that Pokemon cards weren't so expensive.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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Repliica
43 posts
Joined May 2009
Repliica
Granted but the world soon undergoes chaos because the season cycle was messed with.

I wish I was never tired again.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, now your body dissolves from overexertion without warning.

I wish I wouldn't feel pain ever again.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but now they made a movie about it...and everyone blames you for making them watch a terrible movie.

I wish for something....anything.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but it's eternal hell.

I wish that ani didn't burn in hell
inb4butyouburninhell
Nachy
807 posts
Joined April 2009
Nachy
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kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted you exploded

I wish for healing
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it affected everybody except you.

I wish that I can make a RED ZONE MAD..... that didn't suck... and isn't ear rape... and that somebody on osu! made a [collab] map of it... and that it got a 10 for rating.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but everyone hated the collab beatmap so much they gave it 10's. They gave you 10's because they were forced to by your wish. They have no idea why they gave it 10's.

I wish for a wish that rhymes with fish. :)
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, you get a Side Dish
but it was too hot and you burned your tongue and the rest of your mouth.

I wish for a wish that rhymes with orange.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted but she got crappy paychecks. <_<

I wish I knew what to wish for. >:|
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but that was your last wish.

I wish we could have people granting wishes to genies instead.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but genies can grant their own wishes apparently so none of them wished for anything.

I wish that a genie wish for something I could grant.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
The genie didn't understand your bad grammar so he put me back in this thread.

I wish rust45 would leave me alone whenever I bump a dead thread.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, now I harass you.

I wish the Weegee would die from bumping this thread... not that it's a bad thing...
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but he goes to older threads instead.

I wish that I had more money :3
James2250
osu! Alumni
4,059 posts
Joined July 2008
James2250
granted but you got crushed under all of it :(

I wish I was rank 1
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you have to play 16 hours a day in order to keep your score up.

I wish for a big yummy juicy pineapple :T
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted, you get Happy Fruit~
You get it good....while people disturbingly stare at you.

I wish I didn't have to do all this stuff before school.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, now you have to do it while handling all your school work.

I wish Happy Fruit was submitted.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, but it was horribly timed. Because rust45 made it.

I wish school didn't exist and we would do school during our dreams.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Granted, but it was horribly timed. Because rust45 made it.
Actually, ani is making it. :3

Granted but now we dream of school every night just like regular school. Also, it's more boring and pointless.

I wish animask would finish up Happy Fruit already!!!! :x
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you can't see it.

I wish for wishes referring to irl.
Sushi
osu! Alumni
2,989 posts
Joined October 2008
Sushi
granted but these wishes won't be granted.

I wish I map more maps than James
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but they all sucked sooo much... Especially with your current reputation, they sucked so much more when compared to your current maps.

I wish my internet would STOP FUCKING AROUND SO FUCKING MUCH!!1!111!!11!11!!11!!

epic fail rage
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, it died stopped entirely

I wish Donkey Kong was niec
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted.

Now look what you've done.

I don't wish. Hah!
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
k, I skip your post.

I wish for bees.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but the bees crash at your place for the night and decided to live with you forever....and act like bitches.

I wish for The Genie Game 2.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it was made by Weegee and everyone killed it.

I wish that i would stop aching from summer camp.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, but because you didn't go to camp in the first place to avoid the pain, you got summer's cramp!
I wish for better puns
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted they aren't punny

I wish for my headache to stop without me getting my head hurt in any manner
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted....I can orange that...but that would mean I would have to visit you.
pun?

I wish for even better puns
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, but you have to ask that girl in the park that always sprays stingy liquid at you to invent them. You can BET HER puns are good!

betterer puns plox
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted: here you go http://www.punoftheday.com/

i wish for healing
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted, but you're gonna have to return the favor by doing something for me

I wish Sundays were fun days instead of Mondays so Saturday can be a fun day with Friday.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but.... Sundays and Saturdays are naturally fun days, so your wish inverted them, making them stupid days.

I wish that my dad would unblock me from our router.
5ku112
160 posts
Joined October 2008
5ku112
He unblocks you but he fucks up the router BIG TIME and you have to pay for a new one.

I wish that the next post contains sarcasm.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted. Really

I wish animask stops posting
5ku112
160 posts
Joined October 2008
5ku112
A strager is you.

I wish for an understanding of the Fred Meyers playland.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but the genie was on hold...

I wish for kuu
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
granted---ffffffffffffffffffffffffff


i wish for my internet to be cut off
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you soon realized how tormenting it was and killed yourself.

I wish that my GTA SA would work again... and no 'you had a virus', 'your computer broke down', 'the Genie doesn't believe in theft', or any of that shit.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, but you can't Ebon Hold a controller or keyboard, let alone play it.
pun of the day

I wish for a better Taiko editor
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, it's better....... by one bug fix.

I wish that summer would last for a couple more weeks.
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