Granted, they're about 11 times better than your current ones.
AND THEY STILL SUCK
I wish this wish wasn't granted.
AND THEY STILL SUCK
I wish this wish wasn't granted.
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Granted, I got my cake.
I wish I had some cake right now
I wish I had some cake right now
I meant my wish
Granted, but... no soap, radio, lol
I wish for MY wish to not be granted
Granted, but... no soap, radio, lol
I wish for MY wish to not be granted
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I wish for a wish that is used to wish for a wish that is used for wishes.
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I wish for a wish that is used to wish for a wish that is used for wishes.
Granted, your wish is used to wish for wishes used for wishes, but with wishes which are used to wish for wishes used for wishes, you may only wish for wish which wish for fwishes to wish dirt. And the dirt was too hot and you burnt your tongue and the rest of your mouth.
I wish an egg would fall on JInxyjem.
I wish an egg would fall on JInxyjem.
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granted, if by sunday you mean on fire and by it you mean yourself.
I wish for something. It doesn't matter what, I'll be overjoyed. Even if nothing turns up, I'll be happy.
I wish for something. It doesn't matter what, I'll be overjoyed. Even if nothing turns up, I'll be happy.
Granted but the genie burned your tongue and th-- *shot
your neglect for wishing made you catch on fi-- *nuked
Exodia fired his laz-- *sucked into black hole
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you got Rickrolled for not wishing.
I wish I wasn't shot, nuked, and then sucked into a black hole.
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you got Rickrolled for not wishing.
I wish I wasn't shot, nuked, and then sucked into a black hole.
Granted, you are now shot, nuked, sucked into a black hole, left to rot, oblitterated, and denied access into the afterlife. And THEN you burnt your tongue and the rest of your mouth.
I wish Weegee would understand that I did wish something before, and thus making his corruption worthless.
I wish Weegee would understand that I did wish something before, and thus making his corruption worthless.
I chose your wish to be "I wish to not wish". so 
so i made your wish useless and i stared at you.
I wish that rust45 never existed.
so i made your wish useless and i stared at you.
I wish that rust45 never existed.
Granted, but you don't exist either.
I wish that rust45 existed again, but not teh Weegee.
I wish that rust45 existed again, but not teh Weegee.
Granted but Weegee used his stare to exist.
I wish that I would die.
I wish that I would die.
Granted, but since you and Weegee are reviving, and you're requesting to die again, the genie got pissed and killed you both + perm ban.
I wish time would slow down when you're enjoying something, and time speeds up while you're suffering... of course to a reasonable limit.
I wish time would slow down when you're enjoying something, and time speeds up while you're suffering... of course to a reasonable limit.
Granted but you end up repeating time over like the "Endless Eights" segment of The second season of Haruhi.
Also painful things go by so fast you don't remember what happend.
But unfortunately time goes in an infinite loop forever...you've probably posted this wish for the 15,525th time.
I wish for a genie to grant wishes and corrupt them somehow.
Also painful things go by so fast you don't remember what happend.
But unfortunately time goes in an infinite loop forever...you've probably posted this wish for the 15,525th time.
I wish for a genie to grant wishes and corrupt them somehow.
Granted, here I am. But most of my corruptions involve hurting you.
Also, I appeared with my knee in your solar plexus.
Also, I appeared with my knee in your solar plexus.
I wish nobody would post in this thread anymore.
Granted, but I just posted so :p
I wish people wouldn't hate on some games.
I wish people wouldn't hate on some games.
granted. now you start hating on games
(LOLWUT INSULTS!)
I wish that I could breathe underwater and survive in space without equipment.
(LOLWUT INSULTS!)
I wish that I could breathe underwater and survive in space without equipment.
Granted but you're now really ugly.
I wish for your Rick Roll obsession to stop.
I wish for your Rick Roll obsession to stop.
Granted, but then it started again.
I wish that wishes don't do anything.
(lol i couldn't think of anything.)
I wish that wishes don't do anything.
(lol i couldn't think of anything.)
Granted, so the genie burnt your tongue and the rest of-- *shot*
I wish that animask and Harris73 would get that Harris73 made me obsessed with rickrolls.
I wish that animask and Harris73 would get that Harris73 made me obsessed with rickrolls.
Granted but I still don't care.
I wish that WeegeevsWeegee wouldn't be such a Weegee anymore.
I wish that WeegeevsWeegee wouldn't be such a Weegee anymore.
Granted but I'm still a weegee.
I wish harris73 wasn't such afucking assh- *shot.
...A Malleo.
I wish harris73 wasn't such a
...A Malleo.
Granted, but now you're an asshole, oh wait.
I wish Weegee wouldn't get butthurt.
I wish Weegee wouldn't get butthurt.
Granted...but mouth rape occurs with WeeGee often now.
I wish for freedom.
I wish for freedom.
Granted, it became a authoritarian government in your country.
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
I wish it was 1984 all over again
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
I wish it was 1984 all over again
Granted but then it became 2009 the second 1984 came.
I wish for a wombo combo.
I wish for a wombo combo.
Granted but you get owned by it,
I wish for a sexy boyfriend
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I wish for a sexy boyfriend
!Granted but he was gay.
I wish for friendship or peace.
I wish for friendship or peace.
(Thats even better >--->)
Granted but a unknown country thinks peace is war
I wish for a lifetime supply of dogfood. (lolwut)
Granted but a unknown country thinks peace is war
I wish for a lifetime supply of dogfood. (lolwut)
Granted but dogs everywhere are trying to eat you now.
I wish I didn't have to carry boxes all day again for the 3rd time.
I wish I didn't have to carry boxes all day again for the 3rd time.
Granted but you have to carry lead of the same size as the boxes.
I wish animask didn't suffer and the corruption didn't make me suffer.
I wish animask didn't suffer and the corruption didn't make me suffer.
Granted but that means you'll have to help me carry the boxes made of lead but of course you don't suffer from it.
but you still have to help
I wish for "Just Be Friends" remixes.
but you still have to help
I wish for "Just Be Friends" remixes.
Granted but your ears fall off,
I wish my phone would stop ringing every minute.
I wish my phone would stop ringing every minute.
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Granted but when you try and slice it a fist comes out to bash you in the face.
I wish to meet santa clause
I wish to meet santa clause
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[insert corruption of above wish here]
I wish for money.
<--- Wishing for what people usually wish for
I wish for money.
<--- Wishing for what people usually wish for
Granted but it turns out to be stolen and you go to jail 3:
I wish to fly.
I wish to fly.
Granted but you don't know how so you fell off the CN Tower and died.
I wish my parents weren't such nazis
I wish my parents weren't such nazis
Granted, but they became commies.
I wish to have uber mapping powers.
I wish to have uber mapping powers.
Granted but you cant see or hear,
I wish to FC Marisa wa Taihen na Mono wo Nusunde Ikimashita on Taiko
I wish to FC Marisa wa Taihen na Mono wo Nusunde Ikimashita on Taiko
Granted but you can only FC Easy.
I wish I wasn't a douche.
I wish I wasn't a douche.
Granted but now you're a douchebag
I wish for better puns.
I wish for better puns.
Granted but when you say one you lose a finger or toe
I wish for eternal Life
I wish for eternal Life
Granted. Years later, you become an old grumpy guy and everyone hates you so they try and kill you.
Your "Eternal Life" package does not include murder. :D
I wish good corruptions didn't have to be this long.
Your "Eternal Life" package does not include murder. :D
I wish good corruptions didn't have to be this long.
Granted, the overall standerd of good corruptions went down by a lot and now we're stuck with corruptions like Weegee's
I wish for a microphone
I wish for a microphone
Granted, but you got banned everywhere that requires a microphone.
I wish for the internet connection here would be fixed
I wish for the internet connection here would be fixed
Why did I expect that answer? >.<animask wrote:
Granted but now you're a douchebag
Granted, but you're banned from every where you go.
I wish osu! had much less J-Pop.
granted but now it has more lady gaga o.e"
I wish school didnt start next week.
I wish school didnt start next week.
Granted but you have to go to summer school for the 1 week before school.
I wish for my ex to stop bugging me.
I wish for my ex to stop bugging me.
Granted but he/she gets hit by a car and dies.
I wish for Fraps =3
I wish for Fraps =3
Granted but it came with a virus and killed your computer.
I wish that my map would get ranked.
I wish that my map would get ranked.
Granted but everyone gives it a one.
I wish to have more ranked maps.
I wish to have more ranked maps.
Granted but there all by Hanah montana
I wish for a new cell phone
I wish for a new cell phone
Granted, you can only talk to Cell, who FIRED HIS LAZOR!!!!!!!!
I wish Wojjan didn't insult me...
I wish Wojjan didn't insult me...
Granted, but you're still butthurt.
I wish for Weegee to dissipate
I wish for Weegee to dissipate
Granted but you started to dissipate too.
I wish that someone would click the second link at the bottom of my signature. (don't worry, it's not a meme like rickroll or teabag.)
Sorry. I meant to say not.
I wish that someone would click the second link at the bottom of my signature. (don't worry, it's not a meme like rickroll or teabag.)
Sorry. I meant to say not.
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Don't ask me,you wrote it, you should know.WeegeevsWeegee wrote:
A what? meme?NachoPiggy wrote:
Well it's a mot meme, so I won't bother.WeegeevsWeegee wrote:
Granted but you started to dissipate too.
I wish that someone would click the second link at the bottom of my signature. (don't worry, it's mot a meme like rickroll or teabag.)
I meant to say not, let's get on with the game before it gets locked.
Granted but it's retarded anyway.
I wish NachoPiggy actually played the games
I wish NachoPiggy actually played the games
Granted but it's your first wish and it failed (the genie didn't get it) so now you have a bad reputation and the genie banned you.
I wish that I can fully map things (every difficulty) without losing interest in my map.
I wish that I can fully map things (every difficulty) without losing interest in my map.
Granted but they all suck.
I wish I could map good easies and normals
I wish I could map good easies and normals
Granted but no one likes them.
I wish I could map.
I wish I could map.
Granted but your mapping sucks.
I wish that I had access to an unlimited amount of emoticons.
My wish got granted.
I wish that more of my friends would be on osu! IRC at the golden times.
My wish got granted.
I wish that more of my friends would be on osu! IRC at the golden times.
Granted but now they hate you
I wish for a taiko 12 arcade machine that works
I wish for a taiko 12 arcade machine that works
Granted,but the bachi are broken.
I wish I could work out more without being tired.
inb4butyouworkedouttoomuchandyoudiedfromexhaustion
I wish I could work out more without being tired.
inb4butyouworkedouttoomuchandyoudiedfromexhaustion
Granted. You started working out and got wheeled.
I wish I knew how to convert a SRB2 Character Wad for SRB2ME.
I wish I knew how to convert a SRB2 Character Wad for SRB2ME.
Granted but once they convert you get rickrolled.
I wish for faster fingers
I wish for faster fingers
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granted but at 11:59pm tommorow your most prized posetion blows up
I wish for paypal
I wish for paypal
Granted, and you owe them money.
Pay up, pal.
I wish I could go home nao
Pay up, pal.
I wish I could go home nao
Granted, you're now in a dumpster
I wish for something really hot and acidic to throw at Weegee WHILE WEARING RESISTANT GLOVES
I wish for something really hot and acidic to throw at Weegee WHILE WEARING RESISTANT GLOVES
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{Insert non-existant corruption here}
I wish Twin Freaks wouldn't chase me and go faster and go invincible every time I flip gravity and shoot projectiles and aaaaa oh my god he's in the back seat now and he's going really really fast because gravity is flipped and I can't drive for shit so I'm upside down and AAAAAAA
I wish Twin Freaks wouldn't chase me and go faster and go invincible every time I flip gravity and shoot projectiles and aaaaa oh my god he's in the back seat now and he's going really really fast because gravity is flipped and I can't drive for shit so I'm upside down and AAAAAAA
The genie couldn't respond to that wish so he reincarnated me and made the twins faster.
I wish that I didn't have to start Middle School tomorrow.
I wish that I didn't have to start Middle School tomorrow.
Granted, you start Kindergarden tomorrow.
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The genie kills you for not wishing for anything all the time.
I wish that I had time to play Wii Sports Resort and osu! both.
I wish that I had time to play Wii Sports Resort and osu! both.
granted instead of playing beatmaps on osu you play resort games.
I wish kaze no fantasy [hell oni] wasnt so damn hard >.<
I wish kaze no fantasy [hell oni] wasnt so damn hard >.<
Granted... except now it's easier than Easy, is boring, and you grow tired and hate the song.
I wish that Pokemon cards weren't so expensive.
I wish that Pokemon cards weren't so expensive.
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Granted but the world soon undergoes chaos because the season cycle was messed with.
I wish I was never tired again.
I wish I was never tired again.
Granted, now your body dissolves from overexertion without warning.
I wish I wouldn't feel pain ever again.
I wish I wouldn't feel pain ever again.
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Granted but now they made a movie about it...and everyone blames you for making them watch a terrible movie.
I wish for something....anything.
I wish for something....anything.
Granted but it's eternal hell.
I wish that ani didn't burn in hell
inb4butyouburninhell
I wish that ani didn't burn in hell
inb4butyouburninhell
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Granted but it affected everybody except you.
I wish that I can make a RED ZONE MAD..... that didn't suck... and isn't ear rape... and that somebody on osu! made a [collab] map of it... and that it got a 10 for rating.
I wish that I can make a RED ZONE MAD..... that didn't suck... and isn't ear rape... and that somebody on osu! made a [collab] map of it... and that it got a 10 for rating.
Granted but everyone hated the collab beatmap so much they gave it 10's. They gave you 10's because they were forced to by your wish. They have no idea why they gave it 10's.
I wish for a wish that rhymes with fish.
I wish for a wish that rhymes with fish.
Granted, you get a Side Dish
but it was too hot and you burned your tongue and the rest of your mouth.
I wish for a wish that rhymes with orange.
but it was too hot and you burned your tongue and the rest of your mouth.
I wish for a wish that rhymes with orange.
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Granted but she got crappy paychecks. <_<
I wish I knew what to wish for. >:|
I wish I knew what to wish for. >:|
Granted but that was your last wish.
I wish we could have people granting wishes to genies instead.
I wish we could have people granting wishes to genies instead.
Granted, but genies can grant their own wishes apparently so none of them wished for anything.
I wish that a genie wish for something I could grant.
I wish that a genie wish for something I could grant.
The genie didn't understand your bad grammar so he put me back in this thread.
I wish rust45 would leave me alone whenever I bump a dead thread.
I wish rust45 would leave me alone whenever I bump a dead thread.