Granted. But you only keep the money for a day.
I wish I was a real genie.
I wish I was a real genie.
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You're a real genie and live in a bottle. I rub your bottle and thus you must offer me three wishes. My first wish is for you to give me the power to grant my own wishes. I then wish for you to be trapped in an empty space until I summon you back.
I wish I really could grant my own wishes.
I wish I really could grant my own wishes.
Granted but there's an age limit to grant wishes and you need to wait 7,000,000 years.
I wish I was osu!'s mascot.
I wish I was osu!'s mascot.
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Granted, everyone is animask fanboy/fangirl ... isn't this corrupted enough already?
I wish to be able to see everything at once.
I wish to be able to see everything at once.
Granted, but you go blind.
I wish to make a new ice cream flavor that is the most delicious thing in the world.
I wish to make a new ice cream flavor that is the most delicious thing in the world.
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Granted but it was too hot and you burned (ry
I wish for an egg sunny-side up. On a plate. At the right temperature so it isn't too hot. And it has to appear in my hands, and not have any weird taste other than egg taste. And it must be yummy. And I can't be on fire.
I wish for an egg sunny-side up. On a plate. At the right temperature so it isn't too hot. And it has to appear in my hands, and not have any weird taste other than egg taste. And it must be yummy. And I can't be on fire.
Granted, everything is so normal that you are driven to insanity and kill yourself before you can even eat your egg.
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I wish I was
instead of but only if I can at the granted, you are so that it makes others 
just by seeing your smile. In fact, everyone is 
so hard that after their all that's left of emotions are 
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This makes you go
and you kill yourself.
I wish these emoticons would stop animating
that it makes others just by seeing your smile. In fact, everyone is so hard that after their all that's left of emotions are and and and and and This makes you go
and you kill yourself.I wish these emoticons would stop animating
Granted but now your post looks boring.Wojjan wrote:
granted, you are so :D that it makes others :) just by seeing your smile. In fact, everyone is :lol: so hard that after their :) all that's left of emotions are >:( and :evil: and :x and :( and :| and :twisted:
This makes you go :oops: and you kill yourself.
I wish these emoticons would stop animating
I wish I had a talking stuffed penguin with super powers.
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Granted but you're a boy with aids in Africa.
I wish I could sleep more in summer school.
I wish I could sleep more in summer school.
Granted, but you obviously fail.
I wish for a field of flowers.
I wish for a field of flowers.
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Granted but their poisonous flowers and you die.
I wish for one dollar and 62.7 cents
I wish for one dollar and 62.7 cents
Granted, but you lose .1 of a cent. You become emo and jump off a cliff.
I wish I have an unlimited texting plan for free.
I wish I have an unlimited texting plan for free.
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Granted but you have stuffed bears for hands so you cant text.
I wish I was pretty.
I wish I was pretty.
Granted, but everyone else died so there's no one to tell you that you're pretty.
I wish for a box of chocolate~
I wish for a box of chocolate~
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Granted, but you can't eat it
I wish for some tissues to blow my nose with
I wish for some tissues to blow my nose with
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Granted, but it's poisoned and you're dead.
I wish for a pencil
I wish for a pencil
Granted, but it was new and you did not have a sharpner. The next shop that sells one is on the other side of Earth.
I wish all these corruptions made by everyone wouldn't suck so bad.
I wish all these corruptions made by everyone wouldn't suck so bad.
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Granted, but you're gay.
I wish my Rubik cube was solved.
I wish my Rubik cube was solved.
Granted, but everyone knew you could not solve the cube and accuse you of cheating(Which you did), and ignore you for the rest of their lives.
I wish I had more kd, received legally.
I wish I had more kd, received legally.
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Granted but they're all broken one way or another
I wish people liked me more
I wish people liked me more
Granted but everyone loves everyone else more too.
I wish that an actual serial key for Norton Antivirus Gamers Ed existed on the internet.
I wish that an actual serial key for Norton Antivirus Gamers Ed existed on the internet.
Granted, but Norton sucks and it made your pc explode.
I wish to have sex on a bed of money $_$
I wish to have sex on a bed of money $_$
Granted but the money made it feel really painful and some random guy stole all your money while you were asleep.
I wish for Jirachi to grant me wishes.
I wish for Jirachi to grant me wishes.
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Granted but you only have one wish and you accidentally said, "I wish I was never born"
I wish for a new phone
I wish for a new phone
Granted but it's a crap phone.
I wish I could remember what wish I wanted the other day.
I wish I could remember what wish I wanted the other day.
Granted, but it got you traumatized.
I wish for a real nice genie
I wish for a real nice genie
You get a real nice genie who doesn't grant wishes...I guess that's one way to be kind.
I wish nothing bad ever happened ever again.
I wish nothing bad ever happened ever again.
Granted but you have been timewarped into the past to experience all of the bad times.
I wish more people would post in the BAN GAME.
I wish more people would post in the BAN GAME.
Granted, but now there are a thousand people like Kuu comboposting there.
I wish it would cool down in California. It's like, what, 100 degrees here? 76 F sounds nice. :]
I wish it would cool down in California. It's like, what, 100 degrees here? 76 F sounds nice. :]
Granted, but the Genie misread it and made the temperature to 76 Kelvin.
I wish Ace of Hearts would explain what he meant with his signature about the last part.
I wish Ace of Hearts would explain what he meant with his signature about the last part.
Granted, but you went blind/deaf before you could see/hear what he said.
I wish to stop being so goddamn lazy ARGH
I wish to stop being so goddamn lazy ARGH
Granted but you are now the busiest person ever that you never have time to rest.
I wish fordelicious candy happy fruit that wont give me a comma any mental or physical abnormalities or anything related to long sentences or the lack of short sentences and striked words or non-striked words etc.
I wish for
Granted, but instead of making you happy, it made you sad, sad enough to commit suicide.
I wish for delicious cake
I wish for delicious cake
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It's so fast that it sets on fire.
You're on fire too for som reason...
I want to travel 20 years into the future with a time machine.
You're on fire too for som reason...
I want to travel 20 years into the future with a time machine.
Granted, but you aged in the time machine. And died in there.
I wish I had mocha cake
I wish I had mocha cake
Granted but it was so bitter that your throat screwed up forever.
I wish that I could just be the genie who screws up everyone's wish, but don't need to make a wish for myself.
I wish that I could just be the genie who screws up everyone's wish, but don't need to make a wish for myself.
Granted but I'm the guy screwing up the wish you made just now so something magically makes that wish bad.
I wish I people could grant my wishes better.
I wish I people could grant my wishes better.
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Granted, even if that meant you lost all your friends, never got married, died alone, and caught on fire (tribute to Adam).
I wish I had the power to control time...
I wish I had the power to control time...
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Granted, but it was made of nasty stuff that I'd rather not mention.
I wish for a lava lamp
I wish for a lava lamp
You get your lava lamp, but when you try to turn it on, it doesn't work because it's defective.
I wish I had some caramels.
I wish I had some caramels.
Granted, but they melted before you could eat them and now your hands are all sticky.
I wish for some WATERMELON
I wish for some WATERMELON
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Granted, but no one will ever see it.
I wish for an ORANGE
I wish for an ORANGE
Granted,but it was too tangy and your mouth puckered so much you couldn't talk anymore. *shot*
I wish for the Klonoa Wii game. [SEE A PATTERN HERE?]
I wish for the Klonoa Wii game. [SEE A PATTERN HERE?]
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The orange isGreen. You eat it anyways, get sick, and die.
I wish that I have some ice cream right now.
I wish that I have some ice cream right now.
I lol'd at the double ninja
Granted,but it melted before you could eat it. :<
I wish for more MSN buddies
Granted,but it melted before you could eat it. :<
I wish for more MSN buddies
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Granted,but they come back a month later.
I wish for more games. [Unoriginal eh?]
Derek I meant VIDEO games. ._.;
I wish for more games. [Unoriginal eh?]
Derek I meant VIDEO games. ._.;
Granted but nobody posts in them cuz they suck ;p
I wish for a cooler sig
I wish for a cooler sig
You get a very cold pen for writing your signature in real life.
I wish bricks were made out of tougher stuff.
I wish bricks were made out of tougher stuff.
Granted, but they become so heavy that nothing can lift them; Thus they are useless.
I wish that the sun was brighter.
I wish that the sun was brighter.
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Granted but those wishes are going to fail epically anyways, so they're useless if not bad for you.
I wish for a sandwich.
I wish for a sandwich.
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Granted, but the government of Turkey declares war against you. Now you're dead.
I wish for the next poster to be ninja'd.
I wish for the next poster to be ninja'd.
Granted but I ninja'd myself.
I wish for cookies
I wish for cookies
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Granted,but now he restricts you from osu!. ;_;
I wish I could rent SPM again. [Because it was the last rental box D:]
I wish I could rent SPM again. [Because it was the last rental box D:]
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish for no wishes.
I wish for no wishes.
Granted but the lack of wishes granted gave you the worst headaches ever.
I wish for...osu! cookies?
I wish for...osu! cookies?
Granted! But I already ate 'm sorry
I wish for more cookie'z
I wish for more cookie'z
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Granted but....-everything vanishes before corruption sentence begins-
I wish for tea that tastes like toilet water.
I wish for tea that tastes like toilet water.
You never wished so I'll just make/grant a wish for you.
Above user: I wish that I had some tea.
Granted, but it tastes like Toilet Water.
I wish that my computer could hold 500TB.
Above user: I wish that I had some tea.
Granted, but it tastes like Toilet Water.
I wish that my computer could hold 500TB.
YEAH, WELL it holds 500tb of viruses!
I wish I had some cooler headphones.
I wish I had some cooler headphones.
Granted, but they're so cool your head starts to freeze and you die from hypothermia.
I wish that someone would make a new Sonic game. AND that it doesn't suck.
I wish that someone would make a new Sonic game. AND that it doesn't suck.
Granted.. but oops~ It sucked after all again.
I wish for pizza, loads of it.
I wish for pizza, loads of it.
Granted, but you get so fat that you can't stand up
I wish that Gladi wasn't so fat =(
I wish that Gladi wasn't so fat =(
Granted but now Gens is really skinny.
I wish osu! was a good place for forum activity.
I wish osu! was a good place for forum activity.
Granted but you just got banned.
I wish that Osu! had some new songs.
I wish that Osu! had some new songs.
Granted but they all suck. [/original]
I wish for more songs in my StepMania.
I wish for more songs in my StepMania.
Granted, but they're too hard for you to play.
I wish that I didn't worry about things so much...
I wish that I didn't worry about things so much...
Granted but you ignore the apocalypse.
I wish I can make better corruptions.
I wish I can make better corruptions.
Granted but you still lack the creativity to do everything else.
I wish for rhythm to be 2 clicks away...
I wish for rhythm to be 2 clicks away...
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Granted, but with stomach2 you can't take it out of your stomach.
I wish that no matter what I eat I would lose my fat.
I wish that no matter what I eat I would lose my fat.
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Granted, but it's all Japanese language.
I wish for a osu! cookie!
I wish for a osu! cookie!
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Granted, but since I suck with wishes you got ninja'd anywayz.
NEED M0RE P1ZZA'Z!
NEED M0RE P1ZZA'Z!
Granted, but You're the Pizzas!!
I wish for moar cookiez!
I wish for moar cookiez!
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Granted, you get to not wish today in opposite day
I wish the server was up again
I wish the server was up again
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Granted but they were baked in the toilet. EW. 
I wish that Solitaire didn't suck.
I wish that Solitaire didn't suck.
Granted but you get addicted to it so much that it takes up all your time.
I wish WeegeevsWeegee was actually funny.
I wish WeegeevsWeegee was actually funny.
Granted now you're not funny.
I wish rust45's head would explode.
I wish rust45's head would explode.